"Zhang Yang, do you want to come down and play?" At this time, Wei Lan saw Zhang Yang and looked up.

"Ah, this bastard must have been spying on us just now!" Su Anbai immediately covered his neckline and said vigilantly.

Azure rolled her eyes: "Yan Hong and I didn't speak, just forget your B-cover." ”

Su Anbai's face collapsed.

Zhang Yang ignored Su Anbai's protests, and he was used to it.

He paused, then chuckled: "Throwing sandbags, I used to play a lot when I was a child, so nostalgic." ”

"Do you want to play? Four people can also play. "Azure Road.

"Forget it, I prefer to watch beautiful women play rather than play by myself." Zhang Yang smiled.

"Wow, that's a frivolous thing. Sister Lan, Zhang Yang is teasing you, aren't you angry? Su Anbai said.

Wei Lan rolled her eyes: "Your prejudice against other people's flamboyance is too deep. You can also hear the meaning of flirting. Since Zhang Yang doesn't play, let's continue. ”

"It's okay to keep playing, but let's stay away." Su Anbai said.

"Su Anbai, please rest assured, I'm not interested in your body." After speaking, Zhang Yang shook his mobile phone: "I am shaking WeChat now, and I am ready to shake a beautiful woman to develop an online relationship." ”

"Online dating, poor guy, don't you know that fifty percent of online dating partners are of the same sex?" Su Anbai said with a pompous expression.

"I'm too lazy to pay attention to you."

After speaking, Zhang Yang went back to the house.

He lay on the bed and glanced at his phone.

He didn't shake it, because he had a friend in WeChat who was added through WeChat shake, and he was also the only stranger in Zhang Yang's WeChat.

Dolphin.

The person's screen name.

Her WeChat profile picture is also a dolphin.

Neutral screen name, neutral WeChat avatar, if it weren't for the gender column written female, Zhang Yang really didn't dare to use 'he' and 'she' indiscriminately.

Of course, as Su Anbai said, the things on the Internet are true and false, and the gender is written as female, who knows if it is a woman.

This is a netizen that Zhang Yang just went to college five years ago and shook in an extremely boring situation.

Although they have also added WeChat friends, from the time they added friends to the present, the two have not chatted at all.

Zhang Yang clicked on the circle of friends of 'Dolphin', but it was blank, and there was not even a circle of friends to talk about.

Zhang Yang began to suspect that this was just a robot.

"Hello." Zhang Yang hesitated for a moment, and finally sent a tentative message.

But what Zhang Yang didn't expect was that the other party replied quickly.

It's just a 'hello'.

"It's really a living person." Zhang Yang was quite surprised, and sent this sentence over without paying attention.

"It's a bit of a faux pas, I'm a real person."

"I'm sorry, I thought I had added an abandoned number."

"No, I've been using it, but I don't post it much on Moments."

"Oh, what do you do?" Zhang Yang said again.

"Hehe, I'm an idol."

Publicity:...

"It's not very famous, though." The other party said again.

"Oh, it's hard to be an idol." Zhang Yang replied.

"It's fine. It's my agent who asks me to learn from Su Momo every day, which is very annoying. ”

"Hehehe."

"Okay, let's go rehearse the dance."

"It's so late, and I still have to practice dancing."

"Alas, my agent said that singing, I will never be able to compare to Su Momo, who has a natural voice, and I can only work hard in other aspects."

"It's hard."

"Not really. Okay, let's not talk about it, I'm going to practice. ”

Zhang Yang also put down his phone and sighed lightly: "This young lady is not easy." ”

At this moment, I only heard Su Anbai's 'ah' sound from downstairs.

Zhang Yang hurriedly went downstairs.

"What's wrong?"

"An Bai twisted his foot." Azure Road.

"I'll take a look."

After Zhang Yang finished speaking, he walked over.

"Hey, Zhang Yang, you stop, you..."

"Shut up." Zhang Yang snorted lightly, then squatted down in front of Su Anbai, then put her left foot in the palm of his hand and squeezed it gently.

"Ah~"

Zhang Yang rolled his eyes: "Don't make such a strange noise." ”

"Oh, Anbai was so ecstatic just now, is this kid really still there?" Azure Road.

Su Anbai collapsed.

"Hey! Feet are my sensitive place! ”

"You have so many sensitive places."

Burst!

Su Anbai vomited blood.

At this time, Zhang Yang pinched it again.

Su Anbai hurriedly covered his mouth and tried not to make a strange noise.

She blushed, twisted her head to the side, and collapsed: "Shame... Disgrace! It's over, I'm going to be beaten to death by my mother. Even if you don't get beaten to death by your mother and are defiled by Zhang Yang, you can't get married. ”

Both Azure and Ai Yanhong are slightly sweaty.

"Alright, let's get down to the ground and take a walk." At this time, Zhang Yang stood up and said.

"Really?"

Su Anbai stood up suspiciously.

"Huh? It doesn't hurt anymore. ”

She stomped her foot lightly again, her face beaming.

"Wow, it really doesn't hurt anymore."

"How are you going to thank people for their publicity?" Azure chuckled.

Su Anbai twisted his head to the side, and said with a proud face: "Help.. It is a doctor's duty to save lives and help the wounded, and this is what he should do. ”

Ai Yanhong rubbed her head: "If tsundere's disease can be cured, it would be fine." ”

"Just... It's not tsundere! Su Anbai paused, then took a deep breath, then looked at Zhang Yang, and said, "Zhang Yang, you say, what do you want?!" ”

Zhang Yang looked Su Anbai up and down with a smile.

Su Anbai's scalp was numb when he was looked at by Zhang Yang: "Zhang Yang, I... I'll tell you, it's impossible to sleep together! The old lady is still here! ”

Zhang Yang rolled his eyes: "Is this something to be proud of?" You're twenty-three years old. ”

"Oh, funny." Su Anbai pursed his lips: "Aren't you a place?" ”

"Coincidentally, I'm not."

"Impossible!" Su Anbai said categorically: "Which woman would be so blind and let you open meat?" ”

The corners of Zhang Yang's mouth twitched slightly, and he said in his heart: "It's your twin sister Su Momo." ”

Of course, it was impossible for him to say this.

Zhang Yang yawned: "I'm going to sleep." ”

"Wait a minute, you let me pay back the favor I owe you first. I can owe favors to others, but I must not owe you favors. Su Anbai was resolute.

She paused, and then said, "Say, what do you want?" If it's within my means. ”

"Hmm..."Zhang Yang thought for a moment, then chuckled, "Give me a massage." ”

"Huh??"

"What's wrong? Questions? ”

"Alas, well, well. I know. ”

Then, Su Anbai stood behind Zhang Yang very reluctantly.

"My dad has never enjoyed my massage, and the first time I gave a massage to the opposite sex turned out to be my sworn enemy, which is really evil." Su Anbai thought in pieces.

After finishing the broken thoughts, Su Anbai stretched out his hand and began to massage Zhang Yang.

I don't know if Su Anbai's massage skills are good, or if he is too sleepy, and it didn't take long for Zhang Yang to fall asleep.

"Hmm... This Zhang Yang is still quite cute after falling asleep. Azure chuckled.

"Hey!" Su Anbai said dissatisfiedly: "Sister Weilan, you have a boyfriend, what do you want to do?" Having an affair. ”

Azure grinned: "Having an affair, good attention." ”

Su Anbai: ...

"Sister Yanhong, you are the apartment administrator, you have to be vigilant. Since Zhang Yang came in, the atmosphere in the apartment has deteriorated seriously, and I propose to carry out a rectification campaign to drive all the corrupt and degenerate ideas of capitalism out of the apartment, and return the apartment to a clear and pure world! Su Anbai was sonorous and powerful, and he said eloquently.

"Do you have any suggestions?" Ai Yanhong said.

Call~

Su Anbai took a deep breath, and then glared widely.

"I recommend: whole apartment, abstinence for a week! Put the two of you in the bookcase, the little short film in the computer, the cover that should be sealed, and the deletion that should be deleted. ”

Azure:...

Ai Yanhong: ...