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Therefore, it is in the interview record of Dongchen

Time: year, month, day

Location: Studio 1 of "100 Questions of Lushen".

Moderator: A crescent moon

Guests: Yu Dongchen, Gu Zong

Speaker Introduction:

Yu Dongchen, the captain of the TG Tiangong Super Play Club, is a famous e-sports professional player, known as the "ghost of the devil" of e-sports.

So Zong, a talented rookie player of Team WD, the future captain of Team WD, is cute and smart.

[This program is jointly invested and broadcast by the web series "The Law of Mermaid Love", a crescent moon that is often uninspired, and readers who often do not reward or leave messages]

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[Director]: A crescent moon, don't watch online dramas! Host host! You're going to preside over it!

A crescent moon: Director, you scold people like love.

Director:...

The seventh issue of the "Land God" interview officially began.

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1. Excuse me, how did you spend the night of October X in 20XX?

Yu Dongchen crossed Erlang's legs, and the scene of that night came to mind and showed a sly smile.

Yu Dongchen: "That night, I spent it in the bathroom, on the sofa, on the windowsill, on the floor and on the bed. ”

Audience: Yo he~(*σ′?') σ

Therefore, he blushed and stepped on the carpet on his toes.

Therefore, the next question.

2. What is the most satisfying thing about the other party?

Therefore, he is a special righteous person.

Yu Dongchen: It's a little long! Is this the only place I can satisfy you?

So Zong: Hmph, you have a lot of shortcomings, you are lustful, ruffian and love to take advantage of me! Where to satisfy me.

Yu Dongchen raised his eyebrows, and said ambiguously: I remember last night, someone @#! @%¥%#¥......#6 (children should not code)

Therefore, the small face is red.

A crescent moon and melon-eating masses: wow~stimulation~~

Director: A Crescent!! Wipe your nosebleed!!

3. What is the most satisfying advantage of the other party?

So: Is there a difference between this and the previous question?

One Crescent Moon: It's okay, anyway, let's make up the word count, you can talk about it casually.

Yu Dongchen touched his chin and smiled sexyly: That's a lot, my family is cute and soft. It's comfortable to hold in your arms. Considerate and kind, smart and cute, serious in his work, sincere to people, and very small and tight.

A crescent moon: what's tight? $_$

Therefore, he covered Yu Dongchen's mouth and threatened angrily: Shut up!!

The audience wiped off the nosebleed, hey, so it's so cute (*?▽?*)~

4. Many viewers reported that they hope to abuse Dongchen, what do you think?

So he held the skull and looked at a crescent moon aggrievedly: He is already very pitiful, don't abuse him, okay?

A crescent moon: Whoa, so even if you are so cute, the old man's girl's heart is sighing~~ Okay, I will not abuse him!

Therefore, I tilted my head: Thank you O(∩_∩)O~

A crescent moon wipes away nosebleeds: No, you're welcome~~

It's so cute!

Xiao So's obedient and cute eyes, I can't stand it~

Yu Dongchen was domineering and hugged Gu Zong into his arms: Whatever you want! If I change my mind in Yu Dongchen, I will dig a pit and bury myself! Eighteen years later, he is a good man who loves his old days!

Audience: Wow puppet ~ real man!

5. Are you willing to go with him for the rest of your life?

Therefore, indulge in Dongchen (together): I do.

Audience: Scattering flowers?? ヽ(°▽°)ノ?

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The seventh issue of "100 Questions of the Land God" is over.

After a crescent moon and the old longitudinal loving interaction, a crescent moon decided not to abuse Dongchen's old husband again, and turned around to abuse the mountain and was always silent.

The next episode will be broadcast: When there is no inspiration in a crescent moon...

Tips:

During the Qingming Festival, it rains a lot, remember to sweep the grave of your ancestors.

The Peach Blossom Pond is thousands of feet deep, and it is not as good as the monthly pass to send me love.

The way I begged for a ticket was like love.