For a whole morning, Guo Dalu was chatting with Sun Wukong. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

According to Guo Dalu's prompt, Wukong went all the way to the East China Sea, found Ao Guang, the Dragon King of the East China Sea, and successfully obtained the Ruyi Golden Hoop Stick.

And not only that, he also got the Golden Crown, the Golden Armor and the Cloud Shoes from the Dragon King of the South China Sea, the Dragon King of the West Sea, and the Dragon King of the North Sea.

This collection of equipment has its own splendid style, and the title of "Monkey King" has become more convincing.

Of course, he was able to have such a huge harvest this time, and the Dalu brothers naturally made great contributions, so after returning to Huaguo Mountain from the East China Sea, they first showed off to their monkeys and grandchildren, and then immediately took the essence of Confucianism and the Yin and Yang family as red envelopes and sent them to Guo Dalu.

After Guo Dalu received the red envelope, he was somewhat surprised, he thought that this "heavy thanks" was also a discount merit point, but he didn't expect it to be a direct red envelope, and it was also a two-way issue.

"I just reminded Brother Wukong, but I didn't expect to get two big gifts, which made me a little overwhelmed. Guo Dalu replied sincerely.

Sun Wukong: "Haha, although the Dalu brothers only have one sentence, but every word is gold! This wishful golden hoop stick is unprovoked and wonderful, the name is Ruyi, and it is really like the meaning of my old grandson, as soon as I see it, I feel unusually happy in my heart." Without the guidance of Brother Dalu, where would I find such a divine weapon?"

Guo Dalu said honestly: "That divine soldier is related to Brother Wukong, even if you don't have my words, you will eventually find it." ”

Sun Wukong: "Brother Dalu doesn't have to be modest, in addition to getting this great golden hoop stick this time, I also got the golden armor, the golden crown and the cloud shoes, all thanks to Brother Dalu, so I only sent these two red envelopes, and my grandson also felt that the courtesy was light." ”

Guo Dalu hurriedly replied: "It's not light, it's not light, I already feel a little ashamed." ”

Sun Wukong: "Haha, Brother Dalu, don't say that, you deserve these two red envelopes, and Lao Sun decided to convert any of the required merits of any of the seventy-two changes into one percent and exchange them with Brother Dalu!"

Guo Dalu smiled wordlessly, and said in his heart: "It seems that Wukong is really very satisfied with the golden hoop stick! ”

Guo Dalu replied: "Since this is the case, I will no longer refuse, and thank Brother Wukong first." ”

Sun Wukong: "It's me who thanks you, and Brother Dalu don't forget what I said before, the cultivation world is always an equivalent exchange." ”

Guo Dalu: "Well, I haven't forgotten. ”

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By the end of this chat between the two, it was already lunch time, Guo Dalu received the red envelope of Confucianism and the Yin and Yang family, but he did not use it immediately, last time a Mo family red envelope let him sleep for three days and three nights, this time Confucianism and the Yin and Yang family will let him sleep for how long, he really has no bottom in his heart.

He decided to wait until a suitable time to open it and use it, but now he would do something else.

Yang Pingle didn't come to the lecture in the morning, so Guo Dalu walked out of the grocery store and went to the Northeast Dumpling Restaurant by himself.

After entering the dumpling restaurant, he saw a beautiful woman dressed up eating dumplings on the live broadcast, he walked over and said politely: "Hi beauty, did you have a friend here just now?"

The live broadcast beauty raised her head, looked at Guo Dalu with long false eyelashes, and said, "Yes, Butterfly ...... just now."

Speaking of this, he quickly turned the screen of his mobile phone and switched to normal speaking mode: "My friend was indeed here just now, but he went out for something, you are looking for him?"

"No, when I first came in, I saw your friend go up to the rooftop over there alone, I saw that he was not in the right mood, and I don't know if there would be any danger. ”

"What are you talking about, Tiantai?"

"Yes, he was depressed and went up to the roof with his head down, and I wondered if he was going to jump off the building. ”

The beautiful Butterfly was suddenly frightened, got up and said, "Then let's go and have a look." ”

"Hmm. Guo Dalu nodded, "I'll take you over." ”

The beautiful Diedie picked up her phone, switched back to the live broadcast mode, and said to the screen: "Diedie just received a terrible news, one of Diedie's friends may be about to jump off the building, Diedie is going to save him now, please cheer for Diedie!"

"Come on!"

"Come on!"

"Come on!"

......

Then there were local tyrant fans who swiped a wave of props to comfort them.

Guo Dalu: "......" live broadcast is not NG, it is really dedicated!

Guo Dalu and the beautiful Diedie found the staff in the square and explained the situation, and when the staff heard that human life was involved, where did they dare to slack off, and quickly took them to the rooftop.

After arriving at the rooftop, the three of them were stunned on the spot.

There was no one in sight to jump off the building, but it could be a human life, because they saw a dangerous sniper lying there, motionless, not knowing who to snipe.

The staff member was so frightened that he hurriedly took a step back and pulled the two of them to leave, but Guo Dalu and Diedie broke free of his hands.

The staff didn't care too much and ran away on their own.

"Do you want to be the most popular anchor on the whole network?" asked Guo Dalu.

The beautiful butterfly nodded almost instinctively, her eyes flashing with a strange look.

"Then let's start," Guo Dalu stretched out his hand to the sniper and motioned to the beautiful Butterfly: "Live broadcast snipers ambush and kill, you will become the world's number one Internet celebrity!"

The beautiful Diedie couldn't help laughing, the smile was very weird, with a hint of not going crazy and not living, and then she said to the camera: "Friends, have you ever seen a sniper kill someone......?

"He seemed to be asleep, and we came closer. Guo Dalu agitated.

The beautiful Butterfly looked at the rising number of viewers, as if she was fascinated, and really took a step forward.

"I really fell asleep. Guo Dalu said beside him, "It seems that the killer industry is also very hard." ”

Then the audience began to frantically brush "begging to see the front".

Guo Dalu glanced at the screen and said with a smile: "Everyone is asking to see the front." ”

The beautiful Butterfly hesitated slightly, and then said to the screen: "If you want to see the true face of the sniper, please call 1." ”

“1”

“1”

“1”

“1”

“1”

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Butterfly then focuses the camera on the sniper's face.

In the final analysis, Gao Ne is just one of her guests, at most a neighbor relationship, but between the global Internet celebrity and the neighbor relationship, the beauty Diedie made a choice almost without thinking about it.

As a result, the famous killer in the industry, the "Killing King" of the Four Seasons Building, was exposed to nearly 20,000 viewers, and he lay on the heavy sniper and slept soundly.

For a while, the message swept the screen!

"That heavy sniper doesn't look like a fake! it can't be a real killer, right?"

"A dignified sniper, actually asleep, asleep, sleeping, ......"

......

"This Nima can be called the most exposed sniper in history, it's crazy!"

"How many days has the great god been ambushed on the rooftop, and he is tired like this!"

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"Killers are really a hard industry, in order to accomplish a goal, such a ...... of eating and sleeping in the open"

"But I have a question, Diemei broadcast this killer live, how can he get mixed up in the killer world in the future?

......

"The killer industry, the most important sense of mystery, Diemei, you expose people so casually, he will definitely become a street rat in the future, in this regard, I want to say to Diemei, well done!"

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"Diemei risked her life and bravely exposed the killer's evil deeds, this is a live broadcast with her life! Praise for Diemei!Please allow me to brush a wave of 666 and keep the formation behind!"

“666！”

“666！”

“666！”

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The number of viewers exceeded 50,000 in a blink of an eye!

#睡着的狙击手#, #狙击手直播#和#蝶蝶#也迅速成为网络热门话题.

The news on the Internet is like this, whether it is true or not, as long as it is curious enough, it is easy to cause a national carnival.

For example, if there is such a thing as a live sniper, netizens who are a little sensible can tell that this may be a certain anchor or a certain platform hype, and they will not really believe it.

However, the concept of "live sniper asleep" can stimulate the unlimited imagination and creativity of the majority of netizens, and related hotspots are quickly uploaded from online to offline.

Although the beauty Diedie quickly became the hottest anchor at present, the "sleeping sniper" Gao Ne also became a popular Internet celebrity, and the image of him falling asleep on the heavy sniper was quickly made into an emoji and spread quickly.

The cute picture with the slogan "Killing is a physical job, let the baby sleep first" quickly became the new favorite of emoji experts.

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After the Four Seasons Building got the news, they collectively fell into a huge bewilderment.

"Gao Ne's two coercions, in, engaged, gods, horses, ?!!!"