Chapter 84: Dark Cuisine
At noon, I ate in the school cafeteria, led by the physical education teacher, holding the slivers of XM University, one meat and two vegetables per person, and ate them for free.
After all, if you have been eating out for so long, how much does it cost?
The loser is not so defeated, the room fee alone is enough for the old principal to have a heart attack.
Lu Xiaodonkey held the dinner plate and stared at the dishes in the window.
This is? Looking at a large plate of green vegetables mixed with oranges, Lu Xiaodonkey was a little confused, could it be that this is a fake orange made of special ingredients?
Is XM University's cafeteria so attentive? It seems that he is really short-sighted.
There is also this yellow, orange, orange and oil shiny thing, fried with tomatoes, it is very nice at first glance.
Lu Xiaodonkey suddenly became interested, and said with drooling: "I want a copy of this, and this, and another braised pork." ”
"Braised pork is not good, you have to add money."
“...”
The price of pork has risen, and they can't eat the slivers unless they add money.
Lu Xiaodonkey's person who picks so much, add money? Forget it.
Picked another stir-fry, and he knew that there was a chili pepper, and he didn't know what the other ingredient was, but it looked quite delicious.
The cafeteria aunt is a good person, the big spoon sank, sank into the big basin, and scooped up a big spoonful.
"yes, okay."
Lu Xiaodonkey nodded with satisfaction, and just wanted to praise a few words, when he saw the cafeteria aunt's hand shake, and half of the dishes in the spoon fell.
"Fight more, hey, don't shake your hands."
It's okay not to say it, but when I said this, the cafeteria aunt's hands trembled even more.
“...”
Looking at the shallow layer on the plate, Lu Xiaodonkey was naturally unhappy, and directly reached into the window, intending to grab it with his hands.
The physical education teacher was queuing at another window, and he was almost scared to death when he saw this scene, so he hurriedly pulled him out.
"What are you doing?"
"Not enough to eat."
Lu Xiaodonkey looked taken for granted and wanted to stretch out his hand.
There was still a queue behind him, and the physical education teacher was ashamed and embarrassed, and he didn't want to care about him.
But after all, I brought it myself, no matter how unreasonable it is.
"Hey, I've got you."
The physical education teacher sighed, there was no choice but to take out his wallet and buy another one for Lu Xiaodonkey.
"I'm going to eat braised pork."
“...”
paid with a painful face, and the physical education teacher hurriedly dragged Lu Xiaodonkey away, and after a while, it is estimated that they will become famous.
There were two dinner plates in front of him, and Lu Xiaodonkey swallowed his saliva and couldn't wait to taste the thing that looked like an orange.
"Ho~phew!"
After this mouthful, Lu Xiaodonkey instantly turned into a bitter gourd face, and when he turned his face, he squirted out.
Coincidentally, sitting behind him was the Mediterranean dude.
Today's game was lost, and the team members of their school were not in the mood to eat.
I'm in the hotel in five rows, practicing black technology, and preparing for the comeback of the repechage.
So the Mediterranean brother is a person to eat, just taste the braised pork, I feel the brain is hot.
Reach out and touch it, a petal of orange...
was about to scold, when he turned around, he saw Lu Xiaodonkey, he was so frightened that he got up and ran, and he didn't eat the braised pork.
Given by the little donkey, at this time, his eyes were still hot.
...
I didn't expect that the fried oranges with green vegetables in front of me were really oranges.
Lu Xiaodonkey could only focus on the second course, looking very good, the taste should not be too bad... bar.
"Ahh
After this bite, Lu Xiaodonkey's face was distorted, fried pineapple with tomato! That's called a sour, no worse than fried oranges with green vegetables.
The rest of the dish, what Lu Xiaodonkey didn't dare to touch anymore.
"Liu Jian, this is for you to eat."
“...”
Liu Jian's face is black, am I not blind, or am I stupid?
Ignoring him, he just sat farther away.
Lu Xiaodonkey looked at the others again, and as a result, several people consciously pulled away from him.
Only Wen Yi, a stupid girl, came up stupidly and put a chopstick in her mouth.
"Well, it's delicious."
Looking at Lu Xiaodonkey's expectant gaze, Wen Yi muttered, and was about to stretch out her chopsticks again.
How could Lu Xiaodonkey be happy, and put the two dinner plates in front of him: "If you want to eat, buy it yourself." ”
Before Wen Yi tested the poison, Lu Xiaodonkey finally put his mind at ease.
After one bite, Lu Xiaodonkey's face turned the color of pig liver, and he almost didn't spray the cuckoo on the other side.
Stir-fried mooncakes with chili!
What kind of dark cuisine is this TMD, isn't the Mid-Autumn Festival yet here?
Lu Xiaodonkey looked at Wen Yi in disbelief: "This is what you said was delicious?" ”
Wen Yi raised her head and muttered, "It's delicious." ”
He picked up the food on his plate again.
Looking at Wen Yi's plate carefully, Lu Xiaodonkey was shocked.
Stir-fried grapes with corn kernels, shredded apples, fried bananas with watermelon!
Otherwise, the watermelon fried banana is simply a double challenge to human sight and taste.
Looking at the braised pork on another plate, Lu Xiaodonkey lost the courage to put his mouth down.
Coming out of the cafeteria, Lu Xiaodon paid for a fried rice for the first time, and specially spent a dollar to buy a bag of spicy noodles to eat.
I just didn't want to buy water, and I was choked and burped.
As part of the friendship of the landlords, XM University organized a group of teams to visit the campus.
The group was talking and laughing and visiting the school facilities, and Lu Xiaodonkey, who was holding spicy noodles and fried rice, was extremely conspicuous.
The physical education teacher couldn't wait to kick Lu Xiaodonkey out of the team.
"Little donkey, can you eat quickly?"
Lu Xiaodonkey took a bite of fried rice and a mouthful of spicy strips, and he didn't have time to pay attention to him, so he suddenly "hiccuped" and rolled his eyes in a choked manner.
The physical education teacher was frightened, and hurriedly snatched the mineral water in Du Juan's hand, and poured it into Lu Xiaodonkey's mouth.
With such a big movement, the surrounding team who visited together thought something was wrong, and they all gathered around to see the excitement.
The leading XM University representative was almost scared to death, if something happened to this, then their school would be famous.
Hurriedly summoned the students around him: "Hurry, call 120." ”
After pouring a mouthful of water, Lu Xiaodonkey hummed comfortably: "Cool~"
“...”
Knowing that Lu Xiaodonkey was choked on fried rice, the person in charge of XM University breathed a sigh of relief, and it was okay.
Others can't laugh, but it's too strange for people with a lot of money.
The staff in charge of the camera also recorded this paragraph, and it was later uploaded to the Internet, which became a joke that Modu Finance could not wash away.
The group of people in Modu Finance, except for Lu Xiaodonkey and Wen Yi, who are heartless, everyone else is eager to find a crack in the ground to get into.
This is the Nth time that Du Juan regretted it and brought Lu Xiaodonkey over to play the game.
Wen Yi raised her head stupidly and asked, "Is the spicy fried rice delicious?" ”。
Secretly stuffing the mineral water bottle into his arms, Lu Xiaodonkey looked endlessly aftertasted, and gave a thumbs up: "A first-class good Le." ”
Seeing his small movements, the cuckoo rolled his eyes, you don't dislike it, I still dislike you.