0213 Problems with chest size
Seeing that the name of the true son of heaven dimmed, 008 stood in place and was stunned.
Why is this happening?
008 muttered to himself, he originally volunteered to be an undercover agent, but now that the true son of heaven has let him withdraw, why is it uncomfortable?
Are you going to leave the pest family in the future? The people of this family are much better to themselves than the true son of heaven, they have lost everything, the rookie king champion, such a famous person always talks to himself amiably, I have never seen him take any shelf, this set of equipment on his body can all be given by him, if it is not him, he will rely on his own ability, I don't know which life can make a gold outfit, but now, I actually betrayed him......
008 had a feeling of wanting to cry, he suddenly felt that he had become a bad guy, it was normal to have intrigue in the game, he originally wanted to help the true son of heaven to bring down the pest family, but now? Tonight, no, maybe this afternoon, the true Son of Heaven will find the one who has lost everything, with his means, he must not be light, when he used to play other games, this guy once broke the leg of a hostile player, and finally lost some money and couldn't get rid of it, and now it's the turn of the person who has lost everything, this person who keeps sending equipment to himself......
If you ever lose all your money and have an accident, it's all my fault, what the hell am I doing? 008 sat down on the ground.
No way! No, I have to tell the patriarch that I have to let him avoid the limelight, otherwise I won't be at ease for the rest of my life!
008 opened the list of family members and found that there was no one online except himself, he opened the private chat and began to leave a message to the once lost ......
Still woke up on time at 9 o'clock, Xiao Yu went to the toilet, and when he returned to the living room, he found that the door of Diana and Li Zhien was still closed, it was estimated that the two girls were still sleeping, he returned to the bedroom, lay on the bed and lit a cigarette, and pondered about forming a gang while smoking.
The host, the host, called, the host, the master, called......
The mobile phone rang suddenly, this is Xiao Yu's new ringtone since he had a little stone monkey.
It's an unfamiliar number.
Hey, who's that? Xiao Yu pressed the answer button.
You tell me? A crisp girl's voice came from the other end of the phone.
Well? Little crescent? Xiao Yu sat up from the bed, and through the phone, although the voice of this chick is a little different from that in the game, the similarity is still more than 80%.
Hehe, what a little crescent, is it good that I have a name, by the way, I'm not angry if I don't say the name, you kid hasn't even asked me what my name is, it's too much! As he spoke, Little Crescent's voice rose up.
didn't wait for Xiao Yu to speak, this girl said again: Hey, by the way, who are you? I'll make sure I'm going to do it first.
Xiao Yu slowly lay down again: My name is Xiao Yu, and in the game, it is called once lost.
Crescent: OK?
Xiao Yu: I should be sure.
Crescent: That's weird.
Xiao Yu: What?
Crescent: Your voice is much better than in the game, so why don't you proofread the real voice?
Xiao Yu smiled: The falsetto has fascinated you, if you have the real voice, you still have to make a promise?
Cut, what kind of man hasn't I seen? Mesmerized just by listening to the sound? Behold thy virtue. Little Crescent said disdainfully.
Xiao Yu smiled and changed the topic: It's only nine o'clock now, should we sleep again? Wake up and start the game and talk.
No, I can't sleep!
I'm sleepy......
Don't sleep!
Okay, okay......
Is there a man like you? I'm calling you, and you're going to sleep! Chat with me......
What to talk about?
Casual chat, won't it be?
Yes.
By the way, how old are you?
78 too.
Fart!
Didn't you say?
Why don't you speak?
Are you underwhelmed?
I don't owe a beating, I owe a kiss!
Why hasn't there been any movement again?
Do you want to die?
I don't want to die, I want to sleep.
Half an hour later, Xiao Yue, who was often choked by Xiao Yu and had nothing to say, finally went crazy
Xiao Yu, I warn you, you will regret it! Let you speak seriously, go back and tell the whole family that you want to seduce me to bed, I told Sister Qin, you are a hooligan to me, I shouted at the whole server, saying that I once lost all my life is impotence-impotence-premature ejaculation-incompetence!
I was wrong! Xiao Yu sat up from the bed with a 'whoosh': Sister, I was wrong, am I wrong? Can we talk when we enter the game? I'm really sleepy right now......
Okay, then you say, do you like me?
I like it, I just like you to death, I've grown up so big, I haven't liked someone as much as I like you, I can't afford to live without you, alas, my aunt and grandmother, I still have to enter the game at night, let's go to bed first, okay?
Well, remember what you said.
Mmmm, I remembered, I will never forget it in my life.
So how old are you?
Twenty-two years, six months and three days, plus two hours and forty-three minutes.
After hanging up Xiao Yue's phone, Xiao Yu quickly fell asleep again, and woke up again, it was already two o'clock in the afternoon.
Walking out of the bedroom, Xiao Yu saw Diana lying on the sofa watching TV, this girl was wearing a blue sundress, the two round mountains on her chest held the skirt tightly, the snow-white thighs under the skirt were exposed, and the smooth and slippery little feet were on the edge of the sofa and kept swaying from side to side, seeing Xiao Yu come out, she pulled the skirt down and sat up from the sofa.
Got up?
Well, what are you looking at? Laughing so happily. Xiao Yu walked to the other side of the sofa and sat down.
A TV series. Diana took out a packet of melon seeds from under the coffee table and poured a handful in front of Xiao Yu.
What TV series? Pretty? Damn, isn't it...... Xiao Yu glanced at the TV screen, he saw a big wave of beautiful women in blue clothes driving, this beauty's breasts are really too big, I feel that the cups will reach F level, and they are even bigger than Diana's, I really don't know where to find this actor.
Well, it's very good-looking, it's called "Gold Medal Translation", it's new, it's funny, and it's exciting.
Uh-huh, it's exciting, it's just exciting! Xiao Yu stared at the screen intently, his eyes all locked on the chest of the beautiful woman who was driving.
Look at your lustful look, man......
Not a good thing. Xiao Yu continued for her.
By the way, do you think this beauty's boobs are real or fake? How can it be so big? It's almost half a volleyball. Xiao Yu asked Diana.
Fake, who can grow so big in normal people's breasts? There's definitely something in there. Diana said lightly.
Xiao Yu nodded: You're right, how big can an average person grow? I don't know much about this.
People in general? Diana thought for a while: it's basically a cup, and a B cup, even if the C cup is very plump, the D cup is rare.
Oh, that's right. Xiao Yu nodded understandingly: Then you say, how big does this woman who drives a car have to be? Is there a D cup?
D-cup? It seems that you really don't understand, at least there are E cups, maybe you can reach F. Diana said in the affirmative.
Oh my God, look at this girl's breasts, I thought it was a cow, F cup? Isn't that three yards bigger than yours? Xiao Yu said in surprise.
Two yards, mine is d......
Oh, it turned out to be D. Xiao Yuqiang couldn't help laughing, stared at Diana's chest and said: It turns out that the D cup is so big......
Don't look at it!! Diana suddenly understood something, grabbed the sofa cushion behind her and threw it towards Xiao Yu.
Hahaha...... Xiao Yu finally laughed.
Don't laugh!
Diana blushed, she stood up and walked to Xiao Yu's side, raised her small fist and hit Xiao Yu's shoulder, Xiao Yu flashed to the side, who knew that this girl didn't stand firm under her feet, and her whole body fell down towards Xiao Yu......
Xiao Yu hurriedly reached out to help her, but she didn't catch it, and Diana's body fell into his arms solidly......
It's so soft......
Wen Yu was full of arms, Xiao Yu's first feeling was soft, this Diana's body was like a pink and white pillow stuffed with duck down, it was too comfortable to hold in her arms, and the two white flour steamed buns on her chest were towering, and they were pressed into the shape of Wu Dalang's baked cakes, and the strong stimulation of this skin contact made Xiao Yu's body react instantly.
The reaction was not very obvious, but Diana felt it.
Yes? You guys?
Lee Ji-eun's bedroom door suddenly opened, and the chick stood at the door, looking at the two people on the sofa with a surprised face, unable to speak with her mouth open.
Diana's face turned even redder, one of her hands was just below Xiao Yu's lower abdomen, the muscles in that position seemed to be expanding rapidly, and her nose was only less than a centimeter away from Xiao Yu's face, if she went a little further, she could touch the other party.
Li Zhien's sudden appearance surprised both of them, Diana wanted to get up, her arm unconsciously pressed down, Xiao Yu frowned painfully, reflexively bowed forward, and then, the lips of the two accidentally touched together......
An over-electric tingling sensation instantly spread throughout Diana's body, and at this moment she felt that her heart was about to jump out, I, I was kissed by the guy in front of me, kissed, kissed?
Both of the two people who quickly separated were a little awkward.
Misunderstanding, complete misunderstanding. Xiao Yu hurriedly explained: Just now we were talking about the size of the 'chest', and the result was ......
Halfway through speaking, Xiao Yu stopped, he turned his head to look at Diana, and asked in a low voice: Boss, is Ji-eun's chest a B cup or a C cup?
Diana felt that the guy in front of her was sick, mentally ill, or the most serious kind.
At six o'clock in the evening, Xiao Yuming used the excuse of making up for Diana's 'loss' today, but in his heart, he took his second daughter to a high-end hotel for a beautiful meal on the grounds of 'repaying Anna's dedication and kissing'.
After eating, everyone went back to their rooms, turned on their computers, put on their helmets, and logged back into the game.
The white light flashed in front of him, Xiao Yu appeared in the family map, and the first thing he heard at this time was a series of system prompts, and when he opened it, the first one was sent by 008.
Patriarch, I want to talk to you about something......
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