Low profile! Low profile! It has to be low-key!

"Ahem, it's just a basic operation haha."

Jiang Chi said to Xie Wan'er.

Xie Wan'er: "..."

What is the basic operation? I'm special...!

"What do you say about the basic operation?" She asked the most important questions from the audience.

Isn't this just pretending to be forced, since they have all said the basic operation, as for laughing so happily?

"I won't explain this to you, lest you be there at 666." Jiang Chi said.

Xie Wan'er: "..."

I don't know why, she can't refute this sentence?

Pretending to be a tough guy, you won't be able to find a girlfriend!

Audience 1: "Look! This stinky shameless one, what about the face? ”

Audience 2: "You still ask about faces?" Has he ever had? ”

Audience 3: "Ahem... Not to mention, the anchor's face is really good-looking. ”

Audience Four: "Traitor upstairs!" Upstairs undercover! Upstairs mole! Come on, take me and kill me! ”

…

"Okay, lick the bag."

After Jiang Chi finished speaking to Xie Wan'er, he stepped forward to lick the bag alone.

These people don't have anything too good in their bags, but it's not bad, after all, the materials of four people, the materials of these four people are okay if they are collected on one person, and the materials of two people are a little reluctant.

Adhering to the fact that he is the most awesome, the most skilled, and the only man in the team, Jiang Chi said to Xie Wan'er: "You stand there first, wait for me to help you see what good things are in this bag." ”

Xie Wan'er: "..."

"Don't bother with you, I'll do it myself!"

Xie Wan'er rolled her eyes and thought angrily, "I still need your help?" I don't have eyes? I think you just want to keep it to yourself! ”

"Then come by yourself!"

Jiang Chi, who had picked up the three bags, flashed to the side, and then said to Xie Wan'er.

Xie Wan'er: "..."

She didn't see Jiang Chi pick up three bags, and at this moment, she saw that Jiang Chi's mouth was not strong, and she just got out of the way, how could she feel wrong?

What the hell is this Jiangchi playing?

"Okay then."

Suspiciously, Xie Wan'er stepped forward and looked at Jiang Chi as she walked, she didn't feel anything wrong, and she couldn't say what was wrong, until he walked to the side of the bag and opened the bag.

"? Are you still human? ”

In a bag, there are guns, but there are no bullets!

And then there was nothing else.

"Why am I not human? Speak well! ”

Jiang Chi held back a smile and said to Xie Wan'er seriously.

"If you're a man, give me some of the things you picked up!"

Xie Wan'er was angry when she saw Jiang Chi's appearance, so she provoked Jiang Chi.

But what kind of person is Jiang Chi? Did he instigate Xie Wan'er's verbal language?

"Isn't there a bag yet? Didn't leave one for you? He finished.

Xie Wan'er: "...!" ”

Listen, is this still human talk! Dogs can't even say that

Speech.

Jiang Chi's dead face, she was helpless, sighed and walked to the last bag.

I hope there's something good.

As soon as you open the package.

"? You see, three heads! Haha, three heads! ”

Xie Wan'er originally didn't hold out any hopes, but the moment she saw the black third-level head, her mood exploded instantly, and the whole person became excited, and she showed off to Jiang Chi on the spot.

"Three-level heads?"

Jiang Chi was stunned for a moment, then thought of something and a smile appeared on his face, and then the smile was hidden, his face was serious, and he even said a little unhappily: "Third-level head? I don't believe it! ”

Jiang Chi made Xie Wan'er happy when she spoke like this, looking at her smug appearance, her smile gradually tended to go crazy, and the whole person was very much like Snow White and her stepmother.

Jiang Chi has discovered that each of the current women hides the attributes of Snow White and her stepmother.

"Don't believe me, hmph, you think I'm lying to you? When did I, Xie Wan'er, deceive someone? Come and see if you don't believe it! ”

Xie Wan'er clasped her hands to her chest and said triumphantly.

That underwhelming expression, that tone of voice, was extremely arrogant.

When Jiang Chi heard this, the slightly unhappy expression on his face seemed to have changed slightly, the corners of his mouth rose unconsciously, and he seemed to have a smile, coupled with the slightly shaking facial muscles, it could be found that he should have been holding back his smile for a long time.

"Just take a look! I don't believe you can have a third-level head anyway, if you have, hum, I can swear a poisonous oath! ”

Jiang Chi was very smart and deliberately didn't swear a poisonous oath, coupled with the excitement he deliberately showed, which also made Xie Wan'er not pay much attention, and only felt that Jiang Chi's current appearance was ridiculous.

Like a villain who is very angry.

Xie Wan'er, who got carried away, didn't expect that this was actually a pit in Jiang Chi, seeing Jiang Chi walking over quickly, she even thought of waiting for Jiang Chi to see the stunned expression of the third head.

She wanted to laugh when she thought of this, and she thought, "You must laugh at him when the time comes!" ”

It seems that Xie Wan'er's hatred for Jiang Chi has been increasing since the beginning, look at what she is doing to Jiang Chi now, how long have you been holding back your anger?

When Jiang Chi came to her side, she felt that Jiang Chi's stunned expression was getting closer and closer, and she was ready!

She's always ready to laugh out loud!

"Huh?"

Jiang Chi's sudden muttering made Xie Wan'er already have a smile on her face.

Be stunned! Be amazed! Let's start confused!

The more excited you are, the happier I am haha!

"There really is." Jiang Chi said suddenly.

"Haha! I'll tell you, yes! ”

Xie Wan'er smiled, she finally smiled, she laughed out and looked at Jiang Chi.

Wait a minute... That black thing on his head...

"Don't say it, I'm pretty handsome when I wear this third-level head, what do you think?"

Facing Xie Wan'er's bewildered gaze, Jiang Chi didn't know it, but turned to Xie Wan'er

Asked happily.

Xie Wan'er: "..."

"Take it off for me! Right now! Immediately! Right away! ”

Xie Wan'er was stunned for a while before she spoke.

"Take off what? I carry it, it doesn't look good? Jiang Chi asked seriously.

"Look good at your sister! Take it off, if you don't take it off, I'll kill you! That's my third head! ”

Xie Wan'er said excitedly and loudly, don't mention that voice.

When a shrew is encountered on the street, he must be polite and give three points.

"Take off what? Hey, I said you, comrade, why is your ideological consciousness so low? Didn't you call me to see it? I think it's okay, I'll put it on. ”

Jiang Chi's shameless skills are embarrassing to everyone.

Barrage 1: "Please, be a person!" If people like you are not single, heaven will not tolerate it! ”

Barrage 2: "Bah, stinky and shameless!" ”

Barrage 3: "Anchor, you have to return it to her, if you don't pay it back, I'll take it off!" ”

Barrage 4: "Do you want to watch "Straight Man Performance Art"? Welcome to this live broadcast room, this live broadcast room will continue to broadcast live for you, regardless of the love between a straight man and a domineering female president! ”

Barrage 5: "What's the matter... Men are unmarried, women are unmarried. ”

…

"Okay, I won't tease you, I'll take something to change the third level head with you, what do you think?"

Jiang Chi seemed to feel indebted to Xie Wan'er, and he proposed.

Hearing this, Xie Wan'er's bitter face could be regarded as having a little sunshine.

You still have a little conscience.

"Okay, then what are you going to trade with me?"

She asked Jiang Chi.

Thinking: Three-level head, you can't trade ordinary things, right? That's at least a third-level bag, a third-level armor, or a thief with more bullets, right?

Jiang Chi didn't speak, but walked in front of Xie Wan'er.

"I, Jiang Chi, will never say that I owe anything to others, since I have taken your third head, then I will definitely compensate you."

After he finished speaking, Xie Wan'er suddenly had a better impression of him.

Although there is no right thing in his mouth, although his behavior is annoying, and although he is destined to be alone, this character is still quite good, at least he knows that he can exchange things for things.

But...

When she saw Jiang Chi drop two bandages, and her mouth was still talking about whether it was enough for a child, Xie Wan'er knew...

I was wrong, I was very wrong!

Why do you take a few bandages to change with Lao Tzu's third-level head? Do you have a problem with Lao Tzu's braincase?

Is there something wrong with my braincase, or is there something wrong with your braincase?

Xie Wan'er was powerless to complain about Jiang Chi.

Damn, that's annoying!

"Enough? Enough for Second Uncle Li! Please take a good thing seriously and exchange it with me! Otherwise, give me back my third-level head. ”

Jiang Chi saw that Xie Wan'er seemed to be a lion with a big mouth!

All bandages, ten thrown on the ground at once.

"Don't open your mouth, ten bandages, all the bandages in my bag, you one

Ten with me, what's the matter? Are you still losing? ”

Which one is stronger? Jiangnan Jiangchi said two, no one dared to say one!

"Don't talk to me here, please take out something, hurry up, I don't want to talk nonsense with you!"

Xie Wan'er frowned slightly, and said impatiently to Jiang Chi.

Looking at Xie Wan'er's attitude, Jiang Chi knew that it was time for him to take out something to gag Xie Wan'er's mouth.

"You want something good, huh? Yes! Look ahead! ”

After saying that, he slammed down a bottle of drink, and then said, "How is it?" Is it enough? Ten bandages, a bottle of drink, in exchange for one thing for you, do you still lose anything? ”

Xie Wan'er: "..."

"Uncle Li! Give me back the third level head, right now! I don't want it! I just need my tertiary head, hurry! If you're an individual! ”

Xie Wan'er was so angry that she couldn't do it.

The dog is in a hurry and it has to jump over the wall, and the rabbit is in a hurry and it has to bite, Xie Wan'er is in a hurry, so why not?

She doesn't care what it is.

"Still?"

Jiang Chi was no longer funny, put on a correct posture, and asked, "Did you kill the person?" ”

Xie Wan'er: "..."

"Never mind if it's or not! The third level head is mine! ”

"You just say, don't you?" Jiang Chi asked.

"It's not..."

"Isn't it?" Jiang Chi smiled and asked again: "Okay, since it's not, then I want to ask who this third-level head should belong to?" You think. ”

Xie Wan'er: "Am I not your teammate?" You pack me one of the three, what's wrong? Not too much! ”

Looking at Xie Wan'er's fierce attitude, Jiang Chi knew that if he didn't come to be ruthless today, he wouldn't be able to do it.

"Not too much, of course not too much, did I help you up?"

He asked Xie Wan'er.

Xie Wan'er: "..."

This is the rhythm of playing the emotional card!

But Xie Wan'er didn't have the slightest solution.

Thinking that God knows anyway, you know and I know, so it's better to play tricks!

"Nope! You didn't help me up!! ”

Xie Wan'er replied firmly.

(End of chapter)