At the beginning, I mentioned that Clairvoyant and Shunfeng Ear plan to develop a new type of mobile phone, which is estimated to have more than 300 functions, in addition to being able to answer and make calls, it can also be used as a refrigerator, washing machine, fitness equipment, hotel, racing car and so on. Now they have made a version of this mobile phone, which is in the experimental stage, and if all goes well, it will be mass-produced in the third month after the trial. When the time comes, they will not only make a lot of money, but also get an honorary title for the benefit of mankind.

According to the clairvoyant and Shunfeng Ear, "fertilizer and water do not flow into the fields of outsiders", they said that they would leave the opportunity for this experiment to our old colleagues, so they decided to give a free copy to each of the former generals who could be contacted, on the condition that we have to help record the use of the day and the condition of use every day.

After more than a month of performance testing, I listed their mobile phone as a substandard product.

For example, that time I accompanied my sister to the street to buy things, and I thought to myself, don't I have a universal mobile phone? Changing into a motorcycle not only saves money, but also makes it a good experience. So I didn't hesitate to change a motorcycle according to the relevant procedures, not to mention, it still looks quite majestic.

Just as I was talking and laughing with Sister Qing on the street with a spring breeze on my face, an acquaintance of Gao Laozhuang couldn't help but stop and praise a few words, saying when did the old pig make a very majestic two-wheeled vehicle? After his encouragement, many people next to him joined the ranks of appreciation. I'm happy in my heart, thinking that clairvoyance and tailwind ears are good at doing favors, and I don't know if they will lose money if they will lose money if they give us such a high-tech thing......

Just when others praised me and my heart was happy, the motorcycle under my crotch suddenly collapsed with a "boom", and it turned back into a mobile phone after a few swishs, and I and Sister Qing fell to the ground with a bang, which made us so embarrassed at the time. Especially Sister Qing, she was very embarrassed to make a fool of herself in front of so many people. Although I tried my best to comfort her that it was okay, those were all acquaintances, and those who looked down and didn't look up to see them would not say anything; Unexpectedly, the more she said it, the more annoyed her sister became, and in the end she didn't buy anything and went straight home.

Originally, she had just subsided her anger, but now that she is tossing it like this, it is estimated that her anger will come up again.

Grandma's, the next time you see clairvoyance and Shunfeng Er, you must teach them a good lesson, what a broken mobile phone, just call, what kind of Transformers, it's good now, the scenery is no more, and there is a laughing stock, it should be Haibian and the two of them.

But then I figured it out again, or forget it, after all, people gave it to you for free, and I didn't ask for a penny; There is still a possibility that everything you spend money on will fail, let alone a giveaway?

The other time was to go to a distant place to collect money. It rained without warning beforehand, and it happened that we didn't bring umbrellas that day, and we didn't have any shops in front of the village or behind them, and we didn't have a way to buy an umbrella. Sister Qing said, don't you have a transformable phone there? Wouldn't it be okay to take it out and turn it into an umbrella?

I've already learned a lesson from the previous time, and I'm afraid that it will malfunction again and make my sister angry again, so it's hard to explain. So at first, I said that I didn't want to change my umbrella.

Sister Qing may have seen through my thoughts, so she said generously, it's okay, I won't blame you for a while! After hearing this, I dared to carefully change the umbrella and come out.

After about a few hundred meters, the sky suddenly cleared again, and when my sister and Qing were happy that the umbrella was not out of order, I don't know if there was a problem with the program of collecting the umbrella or a mistake when I operated, in short, the rain received on the umbrella fell from our heads when the umbrella was collected.

It should be noted that the design of the umbrella part is very special, it takes into account both rainy and sunny weather conditions. On rainy days, it can not only shelter from the rain, but also collect the rainwater that falls on the umbrella, automatically purify the inside of the umbrella and store it at the bottom of the umbrella. Therefore, when you walk with an umbrella on a sunny day and feel thirsty, you can easily drink pure water along an extended pipe, killing two birds with one stone. Originally, I was very supportive of such a humanized design; But now there is another failure, and the key is that Sister Qing has become a victim again, so I have to follow Sister Qing to stand on the crusade.

Fortunately, Sister Qing has spoken first, otherwise my old pig will have a good life.

There are many more jokes like this, and I will continue to add them in my diary in the future.

From these two failures alone, I found a hint: for any object with a variety of functions, there is as much chance of failure as it is for its functions. Everyone knows that Transformers are very powerful, but they don't know that it has gone through dozens of generations of improvements to reach that level. In the past, the ancestors of the Transformers, because they had not been tested too much, their performance was very unstable, and I have seen them lose more than once due to machine failures. Let's take another well-known example. The universal player is undoubtedly more domineering, and videos in various formats can be played; But once it strikes, it can't be done in a general repair shop, and you have to find a specialist, because the parts in it are intricate, and even if there is a problem in one part, it may cause multiple functions to disappear at the same time.

I think that the mobile phone with clairvoyance and Shunfeng Ear is guilty of this problem.

Of course, I am talking so much nonsense here just to prove that my old pig's previous statement is correct and has some truth; In addition, it can be proved that there is more but not specialization, and more but not refinement. It's best to be professional in whatever you do, which seems to be what the times require - although it has nothing to do with my old pig.