But the weight loss plan didn't run aground.

It didn't take long for Sister Qing to find a new weight loss method for me: physical weight loss - I call it "unreasonable weight loss". It is to use some so-called slimming clothes, slimming pants, slimming shoes, slimming helmets and other things to achieve the purpose of weight loss through "liposuction".

Originally, I reminded my sister Qing before the exercise diet method, saying that the bones of the old pig will be thrown away sooner or later, and there is no need to spend so much effort to beautify it before throwing it away. Sister Qing glared at me and asked rhetorically, since the food you eat always has to come out, why do you have to eat?

This is indeed a problem, but I haven't figured out what the relationship between pooping and weight loss is after thinking about it for a long time.

Compared with exercising to lose weight, physical weight loss is much easier, at least without aggrieved belly. I heard that these weight loss clothes are high-tech products, and you only need to set the relevant parameters in advance according to the physical condition of the person, and then the system will automatically open the program to lose weight for the owner. For example, a slimming helmet, which mainly targets a person's facial muscles; In addition, the other organs of the face are integrated to determine the degree of weight loss through program analysis, so that the face can look more harmonious after weight loss. My facial features dictate that it would put an unprecedented hurdle on a weight loss helmet – although the helmet is designed to be user-friendly enough to cater for almost everyone (even those with two noses on one face).

The final solution was this: the technician suggested that we go to the hospital for plastic surgery first.

The principle of slimming clothes and slimming pants is very simple, that is, relying on vibration and acupressure to achieve the purpose of weight loss. Once worn on the body, the induction system automatically initiates the weight loss program, working overtime unless you take them off.

Sometimes I think that the amplitude of its vibration is not big enough, and when it encounters such a stubborn body and bones as my old pig, it is like tickling, and I know that it will not play a role if I think about it.

The design of the slimming pants is very chic, and the whole superman image. Not only is the style very different from the clothes we usually wear, but no matter where we go, some people know: Bajie, you are losing weight; And I feel very uncomfortable, tight hoops, like taking a shower with my clothes on, and getting up with my clothes and pants on my skin.

You can imagine the clothes and pants you wear on your body and make the whole person tremble, it should be funny.

Once I went out to meet a guest, because it was the first time I met, it was inevitable to be polite after the meeting, so the handshake became an indispensable link. When our hands crossed together, I saw the surprised look on the guest's face, and his mouth opened into an "O" shape but he didn't dare to come out. It wasn't until he said goodbye later that he leaned into my ear and whispered, "Actually, you don't need to be so afraid."

It's good now, people still think I'm a person with stage fright, and if it gets out, it's okay. So from then on, whenever I had to leave the house, I would change my clothes.

Slimming shoes don't embarrass me relatively much, and their principle is to speed up fat consumption by massaging the corresponding acupuncture points on the soles of the feet, speeding up blood circulation.

In order to thank Sister Qing for her strong support and careful guidance for my weight loss career, it is necessary for Lao Zhu to announce the weight loss results of the past two months here: 250 kg before weight loss, 251 kg after weight loss.

As for the effect of weight loss, I won't say it anymore, so as not to make Sister Qing feel embarrassed when I say it.

It is conceivable that the old pig's weight loss career is completely over.

If it weren't for Sister Qing's constant obstruction, the size problem would never be a concern for my old pig.

I think for myself, everyone has their own aesthetics, and everyone has their own mood; The body is one's own, and only oneself knows whether it is comfortable or not, and no one can feel its joys, sorrows, and sorrows except oneself - that is the voice in the bottom of my heart. There's no need to change yourself at will for everyone, when you still like who you are.

Having said that, the reason why Lao Zhu obediently lost weight and lost weight for Sister Qing was because I felt that Sister Qing was more important than me. As with the importance mentioned above, when you feel that someone is even more important than yourself, it is worth agreeing to change yourself. So, unless you meet someone who feels more important than you, don't change your values easily – when those values are not criticized by the public.

After some tossing, my weight returned to before I lost weight. spent a lot of money, although I didn't get a substantial gain, but there was still an indirect gain, that is, I changed Sister Qing's mind a little bit. I know why she forced me to lose weight, and the more certain reason is that she doesn't want to see other people's strange eyes anymore. Now Sister Qing may have thought about it: since the days of "rolling eyes and flying" when we first started together are gone, what is more worth caring about? Instead of living in the fingers of others, it is better to "face the bleak life" and live a real "me".