Probably because it has the feeling of the Chinese New Year's Eve dinner before, Wu Jun is more interested in the hearty dishes on the table, whether it is hot or cold meat, he tastes all of them.

And it doesn't seem polite to go to someone's house and eat nothing.

At this time, Fang Heng carried a bottle of white wine, next to the table and began to pour wine, when it was Wu Jun's turn to be at the table, he directly skipped the uncle with the highest rank on the table and came to Wu Jun's side first.

"Master, would you like to drink a little bit today?"

"No, I don't. ”

"Then I'll get you Sprite. ”

Fang Heng said as he put down the wine glass and bottle, ran into the house and took out a can of Sprite, snorted and pulled the pull ring, and then put the straw in front of Wu Jun.

Second Uncle Fang Heng seemed a little unhappy when he saw that he was so attentive to Wu Jun.

In the countryside, the maternal uncle is the greatest, especially when the uncle is a guest at his home, his status will only be half a level lower than that of his grandfather.

When Fang Heng arranged the seats today, he also took into account the identity of the master, so he arranged him with several uncles and aunts to show respect.

It's just that when he sat down, Wu Jun looked at the two seats and sat up directly, but he didn't know that these two seats were the so-called upper seats.

Lao Niu felt that it was natural for him to leave the throne to the master, he was in his sixties, Fang Heng called him grandfather enough, so naturally there was no need to be humble, so he didn't say anything to remind him.

But in the eyes of Fang Heng's maternal uncles, it was not like that.

Since ancient times, the upper seat has been reserved for the person with the highest rank at the same table.

The reason why I kept it was because I had to be "humble", and I would have to push it three times and let it go before anyone would sit on it.

This custom is not very particular in the city, but in this relatively remote rural area, the older generation still values it.

However, everyone knows that Wu Jun is Fang Heng's master, master, master and master, one day and a father for life, and he is not lower than his uncle in terms of seniority, but because he is not "humble", Fang Heng's second uncle is faintly unhappy in his heart.

At this time, Fang Heng came over to toast, and he was so attentive to Wu Jun, as if he hadn't seen his uncles and aunts, so his second uncle's face was a little unbearable.

So he asked knowingly: "Fang Heng, this is your master, don't introduce us to it, we thought it was a friend who learned barbering with you." ”

"Yes, this is my master," Fang Heng didn't have any scheming, and the young man didn't know much about this kind of rule, "Second uncle, come, I'll pour you wine!"

Second Uncle Fang Heng covered the cup with his hand: "I'm almost there." ”

"What about my uncle?"

"I didn't drink and had to drive in the afternoon. ”

Fang Heng carried the wine bottle and walked around the table, but he didn't pour out a drop of wine.

He didn't mind much, it was a family anyway, so naturally everyone wouldn't be polite to him, so he walked to the next table with a hello.

Feeling that the atmosphere on the table was a little delicate, Wu Jun didn't know what to do.

Everyone doesn't know each other, and they don't seem to have anything to say.

At this time, Fang Heng's second aunt suddenly asked, "Master, what is your surname?"

"My surname is Wu. ”

"Master Wu, do you like to raise dogs too?"

Da Hei didn't run around like Jasmine, but sat quietly behind Wu Jun.

In order not to be too noticeable, Wu Jun deliberately asked the two of them to leave the tablet in the car.

"Yes, I have two. ”

"You're a dog, aren't you?"

Wu Jun was slightly stunned when he heard this, he didn't provoke this second aunt, how could he talk with a gun and a stick?

The old cowman is old and refined, and he still can't hear the scolding in these words, so he said happily: "Don't look at the master's raising is just a soil dog, but it is very educated." ”

The second aunt was choked back by Lao Niu's words, her face couldn't help but change slightly, she put down her chopsticks and said: "I'm full, where did the eldest sister's family invite the cook today, this taste is really not good, it is estimated that our family does not like to eat." Master Wizard, why don't you get some more to feed your dog, I think it's a good thing to eat. ”

The old cow said again: "No, no, the earth dog has a small appetite, and it will be full after eating a little." ”

The second aunt's face turned pale.

Words exchanged, where is she the opponent of the cunning old cow.

So she glared at her husband beside her, and said angrily: "You know how to eat, Yangyang doesn't know where to run, you hurry up and find it!"

Their family is estimated to be a hen crowing, and Fang Heng's second uncle had to put down his chopsticks when he heard it: "Then you eat first, I'll go find it." ”

As a result, before he got up, he saw a huge dog running to the edge of the yard with great interest, and with a sweep of his eyes, he saw Wu Jun, and then ran over.

Wu Jun couldn't help frowning when he saw that its four claws, as well as some of the hairs on its body were wet.

Where did this thing go to the wild?

Jasmine squatted down beside him as if nothing had happened, looking particularly well-behaved.

I made a big fuss in the paddy field just now, and I really felt that it was really enjoyable, and it had never played with mud before.

But when it notices that the hair on its body is stuck to the mud, it knows that it is too high.

So he hurried to the river, washed the mud with clean water, and ran wildly in the field for a while, and only dared to come back when his hair was almost dry.

As for Yangyang with it, Jasmine really didn't know how to describe this second goods, her body was like being wrapped in mud, and she was stunned and didn't know how to wash it, and she didn't know how its owner taught it.

From now on, please don't say that you know this king.

Fang Heng's second aunt was still looking at the beautiful Jasmine, and a husky covered in muddy water suddenly pounced happily.

Today she was playing more playfully, and now she was hungry, and it was very natural to see her master pounce on her as before.

"Ahh

Fang Heng's second aunt screamed, breaking the quiet small village.

Although it was not yet winter, she still put on a fur, and when it was hot to eat, she unbuttoned it again.

Now I'm covered in muddy water, and the inside and outside are covered with stinky mud.

"Yangyang, stay away from me!"

I have to say that the husky's brain circuit is really unusual, and the more the second aunt wants to push it away, the more the goods flutter happily.

Jasmine looked at this stupid friend, and felt sorry for its owner for a while.

Fortunately, it is smarter, otherwise it would have come back with such a mud, and the owner still doesn't know what to say about it.

It's all dogs, why is the difference so big?

You see how good Da Hei is, he will never make two mistakes.

Therefore, you must be cautious when making friends, and staggering ruins your life!

After playing with this kind of second goods for a long time, it estimates that it will become stupid with it, and it will definitely keep its distance in the future.

Yangyang was finally driven away by Fang Heng's second uncle with a broom, just looking at the muddy man and dog, his face was also green.

As soon as Wu Jun saw Jasmine's eyes dodging, he knew that this matter must have nothing to do with it.

"Jasmine, how can you do such a thing?" Wu Jun whispered, "Don't be so naughty in the future." ”

Jasmine thought that the matter was revealed, so she quickly lowered her head and said in her heart I let it be washed, but it didn't want to, what can I do?

I thought I was going to be scolded, but I heard Wu Jun say: "Come, eat a chicken leg." ”

Jasmine looked up unexpectedly, and looked at a fragrant chicken leg in front of her, wondering if the owner was blaming me?

At this time, Yang Yang, who had been hit a few times, sat there pitifully, and cast envious eyes at Jasmine.

Jasmine ate the chicken leg in one bite, and then rubbed her head on Wu Jun's leg, and Wu Jun sandwiched another piece of button meat on it.

Yangyang seemed to be inspired, his eyes lit up, and he stuck out his tongue and threw himself at the man.

"Yangyang! What are you doing?"

"Get out of here, or I'm going to hit you!"

"Oops, my clothes ......"

Seeing a dog tossing two people into a losing temper, the whole yard was filled with pleasant laughter.

Lao Niu also said very happily: "The husky is really a pistachio, which amuses everyone." ”

After a short episode, Fang Heng's second uncle grabbed Yangyang to take a bath, Wu Jun felt that it was almost over, so he put down his chopsticks.

As for Big Black and Jasmine, they are used to eating light meals at home and have little interest in these meals, so it is not a problem for them to skip a meal.

"Master," Fang Heng saw that he had finished eating, so he came over and asked, "Do you want to play mahjong for a while in the afternoon?"

Doing happy events in the countryside is not like in the city, you can still sing after eating, and it has been a constant practice for many years here to play cards in addition to eating.

But Wu Jun really doesn't know how to play mahjong, and he can play poker, but he doesn't play well.

Besides, even if he can fight, he will not participate, and gambling is easy to be harmonized.

But if you don't play cards, you really don't know how to spend this time in the afternoon.

"Host, please note that the ad-hoc task has been released, please pay attention to check. ”

Wu Jun was overjoyed when he heard this, and after waiting for a long time, he finally waited for the temporary task.

So he hurriedly returned his consciousness to the sea of knowledge.

Temporary Mission: Please experience the life of a cowherd.

What kind of task is this?

Does it mean to let him go to herd cattle?

Isn't it clear that such a simple thing is to send experience?

System: "The life of a cowherd baby is colorful, how can it be so simple to herd cattle?"

"What then?" Wu Jun asked, "Do you want me to dig an ant hole and poke a hornet's nest, or do you want to steal someone's sweet potatoes and roast them?"

"It's up to the host to pick and choose," the system says, "but there are three things that the herding baby likes to do before this task can be completed." ”

"Is there a body refining technique for Fang Heng as a reward for the task?"

"Yes. ”

That's fine.

Anyway, it's okay to be idle, so let's go and be a cow herder, which is also a life experience.

I just don't know if Fang Heng has any cattle at home.

So he asked Fang Heng, "Do you have a cow at home?"

"Yes, what's wrong, Master?"

"I'll help you herd the cattle in the afternoon. ”

"Herding cattle?" Fang Heng's eyes were about to fall when he heard this, why did Master suddenly remember to go to herd cattle?

"But my family is a big male buffalo, and his temper is not very good," Fang Heng hurriedly said, "Sometimes I can't stand it. ”

Wu Jun smiled calmly, no matter how powerful it is, it's just a cow, how fierce can it be?

"It's okay, you lead me. ”

Wu Jun wants to graze cattle on the mountain, and the old cow naturally wants to follow.

Jasmine is also interested in the big buffalo, this guy is so big, he must be very good at fighting, right?

Fang Heng took the big buffalo out of the bullpen, and was frightened by the sound of firecrackers today, the big buffalo was already a little irritable, and saw that Jasmine and Da Hei were two big dogs, and as soon as they came out, they spread their hooves and ran towards the back mountain.

Fang Heng didn't dare to pull it too hard, for fear of pulling his nose away.

"Give it to me," Wu Jun saw that the cow was really a violent temper, and suddenly felt a little challenged, "You go back and get busy." ”

"Then Master, be careful, if it bends you with its horns, you will take this and smoke it. Fang Heng handed over a very thick mulberry strip, "Pump your hind legs, it's most afraid of pain here." ”

Wu Jun didn't catch the mulberry stick.

Cows, docile and honest domestic animals, are good companions of human beings, so there is no need to be so violent.

Reason with it, maybe it will be very obedient?

As a result, as soon as he took the rope thicker than his fingers, the big buffalo suddenly turned around, lowered his head, and snorted heavily, and a big bend of horns came over.

When Jasmine and Da Hei saw that it dared to attack its master, it was okay, and their sharp claws stretched out at once.

"Don't!"

Wu Jun hurriedly stopped it, and if he was caught or bitten by them, he would be able to eat fresh beef tonight.

He came to herd cattle, not to kill them.

He kicked the horns of the big buffalo, and then kicked so hard that the huge bull's head deflected to one side.

When the big buffalo saw that it was not an opponent, he turned his head and ran towards the mountain.

"Catch up!"

Wu Jun greeted Da Hei and Jasmine, and ran towards the mountain in the lead.

The old cow was panting and chasing after him, sighing in his heart, he knew that this was the case, how good it was to stay and play mahjong, what could he do if he had to follow?