Chapter 41: Set a small goal
Autumn Dao Daji looked at Sean blankly, thinking about what Sean meant by what he said just now, and why he was so irritable when he just woke up.
Wake up? Born? Or did you trigger some weird switch last night!!
Then their conversation becomes a little out of shape.
Qiu Dao Daji was not afraid of life and death, and asked stubbornly, "...... you Are you okay. ”
Sean made a big move, patted Autumn Dao Daji's shoulder, and said boldly: "Stammering, say whatever you want, you have such a stupid mouth, did you hatch from a stupid ass!" ”
"No, I wasn't born out of stupidity, ahh Qiu Dao Daji touched the cold sweat on his head, retorted with the attitude of scientific research, and said: "My father said that I picked it up, and at most scolded me for being a dog and a mother, which shows that I am definitely not oviparous." ”
Qiu Dao Daji really can't keep up with Sean's brain circuits, doesn't he usually say that he is fat, why do you say that he is stupid today.
Sean looked disdainful, what is this talking about, how can a person be oviparous.
Thinking that Qiu Dao Daji might have misunderstood, Sean straightened his back and said with a smile: "Why are you so serious, send you a flower, it's easier, how can a man find a girlfriend if he is not humorous." ”
"Thank you...... Thank you. Autumn Dao Daji breathed a sigh of relief, and finally didn't hear foul language, but when he saw Sean handing him the invisible flowers empty-handed, Autumn Dao Daji's scalp was numb.
There are two thoughts in my heart, whether this flower is invisible to me or really does not exist.
So, in order to confirm the answer, the innocent child asked truthfully, "But Yuta, you said that you were going to give me flowers, and I was very happy, but what about flowers." ”
"You kid!"
"I wanted to give you a flower, but I thought that you might not have a horse, so I gave you a flower that didn't exist."
Autumn Road Daiki: ......
"Partial multiplication!" Qiu Dao Daji was angry and used the doubling technique, and his arm was thicker than the sky tree.
"Yuta Tomigashi, it doesn't matter if you say I, I will insult me casually. But you dare to say that my family, give me death! ”
Sean:......
The morning was harmonious and peaceful, and in the midst of the fighting, Orochimaru and Mitarai Red Bean were also woken up.
Orochimaru separated the two who were entangled, and after asking why they were fighting, he couldn't cry or laugh.
He pulled Sean to walk to Akimichi Daji, who had a blue nose and swollen face, and said solemnly: "Yuta Tomigashi, are you mentally traumatized?" Why did you spit out the fragrance as soon as you opened your mouth today, and apologize to Daji quickly, and this matter should be over. ”
Sean also understood that it was his own fault, where did he think that he would wake up from a sleep, and instinctively say to death as soon as he opened his mouth, it was simply not like him.
He didn't refute it, and bowed his head and said, "Dawny M...... Ahh I'm sorry Daji, it's me who is wrong, I shouldn't have said that about you. ”
Autumn Dao Daji also calmed down, thinking about it carefully, the first sentence with Sean today became very weird, almost every sentence had to mention horses, and what was even more exaggerated was that Sean's expression when he spoke was exactly the same as usual, and when he said the sentence with a horse, he completely blurted out, without any sense of disobedience, as if spitting fragrance was his norm.
"What's wrong with you, why are you so different from you yesterday?"
Akimichi Daiki's words made Sean not know how to answer.
It's hard to say that he was affected by the oblique key fairy.
Such an answer is like blocking the ape from flying to the ground, saying that he is not a bloodstain boundary at all, but a strength that has been exercised in other worlds.
Let's not talk about whether Sarutobi will consider the reasonableness of this truth, and I can't say that I will send Sean to Konoha Hospital to see Dr. Juchuan for three courses of psychological counseling as soon as possible.
"Maxima is always there, and you...... Ahh Sean almost provoked Qiu Dao Daji again, covered his mouth, organized three times in his heart to repeat what he was going to say, and then quickly said: "My state is very small, and the sentence with the horse almost comes out without thinking." I guess this state will be maintained for a long time, and when I recover, I will explain it to you well...... Interpretation...... Explain your horse ...... Gan, that's it, don't talk to me, I can't help it. ”
After saying that, Sean closed his mouth, and he didn't want to open his mouth when anyone asked him.
As a proper gentleman, it is a basic rule to pay attention to your manners, and it is absolutely forbidden to spit in your mouth.
Therefore, in order to maintain his image, Sean plans to not speak without speaking until he gets rid of the influence of the oblique key fairy, so as not to be full of hatred.
You didn't see it, so I said a few words to Qiu Dao Daji, and the two of them fought.
This is still a companion of Konoha Village who has been studying in the same class for six years, and if you talk to strangers or hostile words, you may not be able to fight to the death.
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After leaving the unfamiliar space again, Sean said that he had a headache, I don't know if it was because of the sudden change in space, or because Sean's personality in the Spray Continent was too charming.
After chatting for a sentence or two, Sean felt that he had changed slightly, because it did not cause physical discomfort and did not cause mental harm, Sean ignored it.
So much so that after Sean woke up, he didn't leave the horse for three sentences and didn't leave Gan for four sentences.
Only then did I realize that there was a big problem.
The Spray Continent is a wonderful continent, and although Sean doesn't know much about what kind of existence that continent is, he knows himself.
Sean, synonymous with a gentleman, a benchmark for three good youths.
can make him spit fragrant, and the three sentences do not deviate from Zu'an's characteristics, Sean can only say that the Spray Continent is a strange place.
Shut up, hurry, and go home.
Because of Sean's outstanding performance, he completed this B-level mission, and everyone was still in a good mood.
But Sean's change made other people panic.
still wanted to brag and fart along the way, boasting that it was not happy together, but as a result, the protagonist kept his mouth shut and didn't open his mouth at all.
The silence along the way made this return trip seem much duller.
The Land of Grass borders the Land of Fire, and there is no need to rush back to go back, and it only took three days to return to Konoha again.
Looking at the familiar gate, Qiu Dao Daji's heart was mixed.
This time, he saw blood for the first time, killed for the first time, and hurried for the first time. As the so-called heaven will descend on the people, they must first suffer their minds, strain their muscles and bones, starve their bodies and skins, empty their bodies, and act chaotically, so they are tempted to endure and benefit what they cannot.
(Well, this passage is borrowed indiscriminately.) )
Just like when the girl in Konoha first comes to menstruation, the family will prepare a bowl of red bean rice to celebrate the child's growth.
Autumn Dao Daiki also feels like this, the ninja sees blood, has life in his hands, and grows.
"You have also worked hard, so you will be disbanded here, and I will explain the task to the three generations." Orochimaru intimately asked everyone who was eager to go home to go back first, and according to the process, there will be three steps when the ninja who goes out on a mission returns to the village.
Register at the gate, verify your identity, and prevent unscrupulous people from mixing into Konoha with transformation techniques.
Then I have to go to the Hokage Building with the evidence of completing the mission, hand over to the relevant personnel, and occasionally receive the ninjas who have returned when Sarutobi is in a good mood.
After the handover is completed, the task is not finished, and a guarantee must be signed to prevent some ninjas from taking advantage of the information difference to pretend to complete the task and come back to defraud the commission money. With the existence of the guarantee, even if someone cheats and is found out afterwards, there will be sufficient evidence to punish it.
However, in today's Konoha, the third step is somewhat metaphysical and negligible.
After Orochimaru registered again, he was the first to leave.
Leaving Sanxiao, you look at me, I look at you, the atmosphere is a little awkward.
"Ahem." Mitarai Red Bean coughed lightly, "Orochimaru is such a personality, since the task is completed, shall we go to celebrate or go back to rest for a day and gather tomorrow to celebrate?" ”
Sean coolly clasped his hands in his arms and didn't say a word.
People who don't know still think that this young man is too cold, but those who know the situation are very speechless.
The corners of Akimichi Daiki's mouth twitched and looked at Sean, and sighed, "In a few days, you see Yuta, how can we celebrate if we can't talk, we can't just take one mouth to the barbecue restaurant, how much barbecue do you have to eat." ”
Sean glared at him.
Fat smash, what do you mean, does Uncle Sean eat a lot?!
Mitarai Red Bean covered his mouth and snickered, "Okay, let's just wait for Yuta to be good and celebrate." This is the first time we have left the village and completed the B-level mission, and no one will be allowed to make excuses at that time. ”
After speaking, Hongdou waved his little hand and said goodbye and left.
After Orochimaru and Azuki left, there was only Akimichi Daiki and Sean left with big eyes and small eyes.
"Aren't you going back?"
Sean nodded.
"Then you're leaving, what are you doing watching me?" Autumn Dao Daji was stared at by Sean and felt a little weak.
Sean shook his head, he couldn't speak, and Akido Daiki didn't know how to read faces, so he stretched out his arm and pointed to the scroll tied to his hand, signaling Akido Daiki to do it.
"Hey, I don't know why you can't refine chakra, you're such a weirdo."
Autumn Dao Daji complains and complains, but his movements are not slow.
Seal and enter the chakra towards the scroll.
A puff of white smoke appeared, and the back sealed in the scroll was channeled out.
Pulling paper and pen from his large backpack, Sean wrote carefully.
[Remember that we said good business, five or five accounts, today is a day off, tomorrow we are a shop. ] 】
Qiu Dao Daji nodded, "Don't worry, this is related to my pocket money, I won't slack off." ”
Sean Lu gave Akimichi a big smile, and then bent down and wrote and drawn.
[Fat man (crossed out), fat boy (crossed out again), fat head (crossed out again), bag smashed (crossed out and crossed out)······ 】
Watching Sean write a word and cross out a word, Akimichi Daji clutched his heart.
Piercing my heart, Lao Tie, I know you want to write a word to call me, wouldn't it be good if you just write my name, why do you write so many words that represent fat people.
Could it be that my Qiu Dao Daji is a fat man in your mind!
Qiu Dao Daji was desperate and sad, he was obviously plump, where was he fat, why did the world treat him so cruelly.
Finally......
Sean still couldn't come up with a word that didn't hurt Akimichi Daiki much, after all, spoken words and words written on paper express very different things.
[Daji, I'll call you Daji for the time being. 】
Autumn Dao Daji covered his chest, his expression was hideous, what is called temporary, give me a good talk, bastard.
But as soon as he thought that Sean would pop out the words of leading the horse as soon as he opened his mouth, Autumn Dao Daji took a deep breath, and there were a lot of silent thoughts in his heart.
[Daji, tomorrow we will not only have a shop, but also something more important, you must not forget. It's about our ......]
After explaining clearly, Sean and Autumn Road Daji parted ways and made an appointment to meet at seven o'clock tomorrow to start their big business.
Uncle Sean's ambition is infinite, if you want to set a small goal, become the richest man in the ninja world first?
By constantly asking for directions and constantly making detours, Sean arrives safely at Asahi's home in Tomigashi when he gets lost less severely.
Looking at the familiar and old house, I don't know how Tomigashi Asahi is doing these days, whether Tomigashi Asahi has resisted the pressure to let Naruto Uzumaki live here, and the lunch box in the refrigerator is not enough for two people to eat for a week, and I don't know how they solved it......
I don't know when Sean became a bit of a mother-in-law, always caring about things he wouldn't have paid attention to.
[Because life has changed me?] Or am I a person who is used to peace? 】
Smiling self-deprecatingly, Sean came to the door, and when he raised his hand and was about to knock, there was a sound in the room that could not be described directly.
If I had to describe it.
Shizuka Jukawa: "You move, I'm tired." ”
Asahi Tomigashi was dressed roughly, "Let me rest for a while, I can't do it anymore." ”
Shizuka Jukawa complained: "You are still not a man, if you are a man, you will stick to me to the end." ”
Tomigashi Asahi puffed up, "It seems that you are not convinced, today I will let you see what a real man is." ”