() How long does it take to fall in love at first sight?

Some British scholars say it takes 30 seconds.

If you can't get the opposite sex to like you and impress you within 30 seconds, then you are destined to become "unmatched".

It may be a bit mysterious, but it's true.

It is not uncommon for two strangers to have a crush on each other at first sight, and this happens every day.

On the other hand, it is the same probability that two people feel that the other party is an enemy at first sight.

Tang Wu and Mourinho are like that.

From the first time the two saw each other, they knew that the other party was definitely not their "dish"!

"Hello, Mr. Mourinho." That morning, Tang Wu took the lead and stretched out his hand to Mourinho.

The young marshal, who is only 41 this year, looked Tang Wu's right hand up and down, shrugged his shoulders and said, "I'm a left-hander. ”

Tang Wu was stunned for a moment, then took off his left glove and stretched out his hand.

"Oh, sorry, I forgot I had something in my left hand." Mourinho shook the folder in his left hand, and then stretched out his right hand towards Tang Wu.

"It's a pleasure to meet you, Mr. Mourinho." Tang Wu waved his right hand violently, clapped it with the new coach's hand with a "snap", and then shook it hard.

"It's nice to meet you, to" Mourinho also smiled at the corner of his mouth.

Looking at the Portuguese coach's eyes, Tang Wu blinked, paused and said, "Coach, I'll go see my teammates first." ”

"Okay." Mourinho tilted his head and said please.

After the two figures staggered, a thought popped up in my heart at the same time: "This kid and I really don't deal with each other!" ”

At the first meeting, Mourinho exercised his "power" as a manager, and Tang Wu did not show weakness and showed his "strength" in front of the new coach.

Mourinho shook his sour right hand and recrossed an "X" behind Tang Wu's name.

"How?" Lampard saw Tang Wu coming, stepped forward and gave Tang Wu a high-five.

"Now we can only hope that the 'nine million' is a 'parallel import'." Tang Wu chuckled, a little worried about his "future".

"Don't care, Don." John Terry also came over, "The Porto players say he's a gentle manager. ”

"Oh yes? Just because of this? Tang Wu pointed at the captain's armband on Terry's shoulder with disdain, "It looks like he bought you with just a small piece of yellow step!" ”

"Don, you're so stingy!" Terry patted Tang Wu on the shoulder, and then reached for the captain's armband on his right arm with his left hand, "If you want to wear it, I'll put it on for you now..."

"You'd better give it to your Tyran!" Tang Wu stopped his teammates' behavior of "wanting to catch and indulge" in time, "But I think with her figure, I'm afraid she can't wear it." ”

"Who said that!" Hearing Tang Wu mention the word Tailan, Terry suddenly stopped, "I can tie it to her waist, her waist is as thin as a hornet!" ”

"Disgusting!" Tang Wu and Frank Lampard gave Terry a middle finger at the same time.

Frank Lampard is very "single-minded", he only likes white skin, beautiful and big ass; Terry's flavors are more mixed, and he wants to try any color and size, and he will try several at a time.

"Hey, Don, you're back?" Makelele, who was running laps alone on the track, also came up to a few people, "Don, welcome back!" ”

"Nothing to welcome!" Tang Wu shook his head, "I'm leaving soon." ”

"Leave?" Makelle scratched his bald head, "Where are you going?" ”

"I don't know where to go, it's up to Mr. Abu to decide." Tang Wu said lightly.

"Oh! That's just unfortunate!" The French midfielder made a cross on his chest, "First Igor, now Tang you, why do I have to break up with the goalkeeper who has just formed a tacit understanding every time?" Jesus, I only hope that the new kid has half your strength. ”

"Claude, don't listen to Tang nonsense!" Lampard laughed, 'He's talking about the Asian Cup. Don, like you, is about to return to China for the Cup. ”

"Oh! Thankfully, that's how it was! After hearing Lampard's explanation, Makelele folded his hands and looked reverent.

The AFC also doesn't know if it is convulsive, and it is going to hold the Asian Cup this year.

Not only did it collide with the Olympics, but the European Cup was also this year.

In this way, CCTV will definitely broadcast the Asian Cup match. As for the European Cup, which fans prefer to watch, let it roll the calves!

"Don, to be honest, this season has been the most comfortable one for me. I think you have more confidence than Igor, and I really don't want you to leave. After Makelle finished praying, he said sincerely to Tang Wu.

Makelele was nine years older than Tang Wu, but due to his position, Makelele often obeyed Tang Wu's orders. Tang Wu showed a rare maturity and stability on the pitch, and Makelele could give the Chelsea defence peace of mind as long as he meticulously carried out Tang Wu's orders.

So in this regard, the French defender still has a certain dependence on the Chinese goalkeeper.

"Don't worry, none of us will leave!" Hearing Makelle say such a "sad" topic, Terry hurriedly opened his mouth to play a round.

Don Vu Terry Makelele Lampard, this is the central axis that Ratney has built for Chelsea.

These four people are like grasshoppers tied to a rope, and if one of them is gone, the other three are also "dangerous".

At that moment, Mourinho coughed and blew the assembly whistle in his mouth.

"Ahem, from today onwards, I'm your new coach." Looking at the Chelsea players in two rows in front of him, Mourinho said in his usual voice: "Introduce myself again, my name is Jose. Jose Mourinho, who has just led Porto to the Champions League. ”

"I'm sure you've seen me once in the semi-finals, and I know a little bit about you in those two games."

"My tactical philosophy and squad mix and style of play may be different from my predecessor, but don't worry, I'll let those who stay learn slowly. As long as I keep you, I have the patience to teach you over and over again. ”

"Today, I would like to announce three things first."

After Mourinho finished speaking, he glanced at the Chelsea players in front of him who did not respond, and continued: "First, what I ask you to do must be done, and my words are correct! ”

"Second, if you think I'm at fault, please refer to the first one."

"Third, if you go against my will, you have your own ideas to mention to me." Speaking of this, Mourinho paused for a moment, and then said lightly, "I will send you to the reserve team to reflect on it." ”

"Do you understand?" The Portuguese suddenly roared.

"Got it!" The team members replied in unison.

"Okay, now I'll announce the discipline."

"First, during training, it is not allowed to drink too much; Second, during the training period, you are not allowed to recruit prostitutes..."

Mourinho said several "vices" that Premier League players are accustomed to in a row, and each time he said one, Terry and others raised their eyebrows. If this continues, their little brother will probably be in a state of rest for a long time.

“... If you violate it once, you will be sent to the reserves; If you violate it twice, don't blame me for not saving face for you; If violated three times... Hehe, then I'll let you out of Chelsea. ”

"Don't believe it, I have this power, I have this power!" Mourinho nodded and looked at some of the players in the team who were not very disciplined, "You can give it a try..."

After declaring his "dictatorship", Mourinho nodded in satisfaction. At least during the time he spoke, not a single Chelsea player had jumped out against him.

After all, Chelsea has now been built into a "quasi-giant" by Abou, both in terms of salary and prestige, and they are all in full swing. With the exception of big stars such as Crespo, who have long been famous, no one wants to leave this place where they can make a name for themselves.

"Well, lads, now that we've all known each other. Then I declare that your holiday has begun. ”

"In a month's time, I will lead you to the United States for training at the request of the club, and if there is anyone who can't come except for the team that has reached the final of the European Championship, please raise your hand and explain the reason."

The European Championship runs from June 12 to July 4, and the national teams of players such as John Terry, Hasselbaink and Claude Makelele are likely to play until the end.

Just as Mourinho was about to disband, a hand with six fingers was raised.

"Coach, I can't get there."

"Reason." Mourinho frowned.

"Coach, the Asian Cup doesn't end until August 7th, so..."

'Okay, I see,' Mourinho nodded, "and you should hope that your national team will be out of the group stage, otherwise you will miss the whole summer training camp for Chelsea." ”