I forgot whether the report was broadcast on the third or fourth day after I was interviewed by the female editor, but it was relatively quick anyway. I heard that Zhu Bajie went to an alien planet, and the large and small media across the country rushed to reprint it, so the boss of the newspaper that finally authorized him called to thank me, saying Brother Zhu, thank you for giving us such a good news topic, and we will follow you to get clean! I said very politely, where is it, you have arranged it well. That being said, I was still quite proud, and even regretted that Rulai had called the original price too low.

It is worth mentioning that the media that are vying to report on my trip to an alien planet are roughly divided into two groups in terms of the content of the report. One group is mainly concerned about my adventures on alien planets, thinking that our human intelligence is really limited, and we should form a friendly alliance with those highly intelligent life forms now, otherwise there may be trouble at that time. In addition, astrologists have come to our home to consult about some alien planets, asking me what are the main components of the alien planets, and whether there are any planets in the same situation as our earth in the universe? I told them that I had been in a hurry all the way, and I had never inquired into those detailed situations, not to mention that my old pig knew nothing about chemistry. Another group of media focused on my motivation for going to an alien planet. What is the motivation? Of course it's deformed! Some media questioned that the intelligence of aliens had reached such a high level, how could they be powerless about the transformation? There are also media standing in my position to support, saying that my appearance does not need to be deformed at all, saying that Bajie's appearance is very cute, especially by women and children, they also proposed at the end of the article: Brother Pig, you are a lovely and amiable person, ignore those rumors, insist on being yourself! …… The inscription is: Always support your pork stew vermicelli.

I am very grateful to these enthusiastic friends, but unfortunately I have an appointment with Rulai, and I can't answer casually, if I do, he will know when to do it, everything is under control.

There was another group of media that focused on the issue of my appearance, and they took the opportunity to throw out a question: "Can Zhu Bajie's appearance be used as the only criterion for judging his beauty?" Put it on the major media, major websites, and major forums for people to discuss. Of course, there will inevitably be pros and cons in the discussion, but in those days, people from all walks of life bombarded me with information, and in the end I couldn't bear it anymore, so I simply closed the door, didn't watch TV, didn't go online, didn't listen to the radio, didn't answer the phone, cut off all sources of information, so that it finally stopped for a while; So, I don't know what they're talking about, but I just hope that this storm will pass soon.

It is estimated that there is almost no noise outside, and Rulai wrote again that he would send someone to conduct a second follow-up interview with me, and give a positive answer to some of the more controversial or interesting questions in the outside world. I said okay, I've been in a panic for the past few days, and if I don't say a few more words, I'm going crazy. Although notoriously troublesome, it is not without any benefits, except for the fact that you can make a lot of money from Rulai, the hotel has been full for a long time recently. Of course, you can imagine what those people were for. I thought it would be good now, at least I could save a year's advertising costs for my old pig.

Sister Qing said that as soon as she went to the hotel, she had to go into the small office, otherwise she would be surrounded by those people, usually everything is called Anan to top, but anyone who came to her for my business said that she was not there, and if there was really something, Anan would call her and ask her to make an idea. In the end, she was really busy, and Sister Qing had to ask someone to "invite" those customers who occupied the pit and didn't poop out, because almost half of the people didn't really come to eat, they all wanted to see what Zhu Bajie's daughter-in-law looked like, and it was estimated that they were looking for an opportunity to give us a little scandal. Sister Qing said that even so, there are still a lot of people who are willing to spend money to eat at the hotel, although the food on their table has not moved at all, the purpose is to meet Zhu Bajie, or Zhu Bajie's daughter-in-law. Sister Qing said that she couldn't stand it anymore, and said that she wanted to close her business for a few days to avoid the limelight. I said that's not okay, isn't this equivalent to self-deprivation? Whatever, as long as they spend money to buy it, we dare to open and sell. In the end, I suggested that Sister Qing should simply stay at home like me, and let Anan take care of it for the time being for the past two days, and we will come forward if he can't make up his mind. Sister Qing thought for a while and said that this is not good, since she can't close down, she still has to go in person, saying that she can't rest assured. I said that I had worked hard for you, and then I "Boer" on her mouth.

The waiters in the hotel were too busy, so Sister Qing hired more than a dozen temporary workers at a high price; I heard that the utility rooms on the second floor have been vacated, and the rooms on the fourth floor have been full for a long time, and there are even people who have booked a seat for three days. The business of the leisure center on the third floor is very good now, and those technicians are still too busy to work overtime, and in the end, the white bone spirit has to recruit a few more; There is also a chess and card room, which opened later, and it has been full for a long time. So later, Bai Gujing came to see me, and said Brother Pig, you are really my God of Wealth, and you haven't been here for a few months, so you let me keep all the books back. I said it's nothing, it's all by the way, and everyone makes a fortune. The white bone spirit said that I must personally massage Brother Pig another day to express my gratitude. I said forget it, it's okay to put it aside, but now the old pig can't stand it, you know the reason.

The hotel was supposed to be open for 16 hours, in two shifts, with the last one leaving at two o'clock in the morning. But not anymore, because there are so many guests, and people come all night; In the end, Sister Qing had to adjust the work and rest hours of the employees, rearrange the working hours of the employees, and change the previous two shifts to the current three shifts, so as to facilitate the guests who came to visit late at night. It is said that the turnover of the deep shift is almost the same as that of the day shift, so you can imagine how popular the hotel is.

Fortunately, Lao Zhu was more prescient and designed the hotel to be larger, otherwise the money would not have been earned. For this reason, I also boasted in front of Sister Qing.

Rulai sent another editor, also a woman, but not the last one, but more beautiful than the last one. Grandma's, it turns out that he also knows that my old pig likes to change tastes? The editor's interview is mainly to collect some of the most controversial and widely concerned issues in society, and I want to give some positive answers to them. Those questions are worth exploring, so I've listed them below for you to see; Of course, this is only part of the problem, and there are some things that are not suitable for me to put in the diary and omit them, interested netizens can refer to the reports of major news media, there will definitely be something you want to know.

Okay, now I've listed these questions one by one and answered them accordingly.

Question 1: What is the attitude of aliens towards us earthlings? Answer 1: Aliens do not refer to a single type of life, different life forms live on different planets. Under normal circumstances, the wisdom of aliens far exceeds the wisdom of our earthlings, as long as we earthlings can think of it, it is real in the universe. As for their attitude towards us earthlings, judging from my old pig's experience this time, they are still very friendly - not only for us, but also for all life forms; As long as other living beings do not take the initiative to provoke, they will not attack them easily.

Question 2: Since they are more friendly to us, why don't they just show up and communicate with us? Does this show that they are wary of earthlings? Answer 2: In principle, life beings with different levels of intelligence cannot communicate with each other, otherwise they will violate the law of life and will be punished. Moreover, it is not that they do not communicate with us, but the object of their communication is not us living human beings, but another life form on earth that is higher than human intelligence. As for the details, friends who don't understand can log on to my blog: WWW•zhubajie•boke•com for reference and reading.

Question 3: Are aliens the same as us earthlings (referring to facial features and appearance)? Answer 3: The human form is just a way of existence of life forms, and there are various other life forms in the universe, everything we can imagine; Moreover, the facial features and appearance are just a carrier of life, and it doesn't matter what shape they take, they can even change any appearance and facial features they like.

Question 4: Why did you suddenly think of deforming? Isn't that a good image now? Answer 4: The deformation is purely my old pig's personal idea, and there is no special reason. As for the relevant departments saying that my deformation will damage the intangible cultural heritage, I can only say that the intangible cultural heritage is protected by you, so who will protect the image of the old pig for me? Furthermore, everyone has their own set of methods for judging whether they are beautiful or ugly, and the old pig's transformation plan is not directly related to beauty and ugliness.

Question 5: How intelligent do you say the aliens are, then why can't they make you transform successfully? Answer 5: The reason why the transformation failed has nothing to do with the aliens, and it has nothing to do with their intelligence, it's just that the energy of my body is not enough to support the entire transformation process, otherwise, they can change whatever they want like playing Transformers.

The sixth question is the deadliest because it is so to the point: Is there a difference between a man and a woman in aliens? How do they get along? Do men and women do that kind of thing? My answer is relatively simple: yes; Good; Yes. Because I really can't describe this phenomenon carefully, I'm afraid that if I accidentally leak my mouth and pour out my little secrets that I can't make public, then it will be a big trouble.

Of course, as I have said before, this is only a very small number of many questions, and there are quite a few others that I have omitted. First, I feel that there is no need to say it, and once I say it, everyone may have more questions; Second, there are some phenomena that the old pig doesn't quite understand, and it's better not to say it for fear of misleading people's children, and then some phenomena can only be understood but not spoken, and cannot be expressed in words. This content quickly appeared in the major news outlets.

It's okay, the voice of everyone's discussion seems to have become quieter, and the scope of the discussion has gradually narrowed.

For example, he is preparing the next plan, which is to let me elaborate the previous interviews from a humanistic aspect, not only narrating, but also with a certain sense of color, so as to impress readers. Wasn't the previous interview exciting? Why do you have to do it all over again? For example, he came up with two books about my trip to an alien planet, one is popular science and the other is humanities. As for the title of the book, it is still in the process of being conceived, and I believe it will be very good.

I said I'd give it a try and do my best.

For example, you can't "try", it's not "try", but you have to be sure and necessary.

Damn, I'm chewing words again, and that's what I hate the most.

I've already thought about the two books that I've come to say.,The popular science only needs to add some details on the basis of the previous interview.,As for my own literature.,After thinking about it, I decided to write about the extraordinary friendship between us and the second of the Mugu people.,Take the development of our relationship as a clue.,And then spread it out.。 The reason why I used the word "we" on it was because Sister Qing had contact with Mugu No. 2 for a while. Sister Qing came back in the evening and told her about it, and Sister Qing suggested that it was best to focus on the two villains that Mugu No. 2 gave us, so as to show the aliens' blessings on our earthlings' love and the friendship between Mugu people and our earthlings.

Of course, Mugu Man 2 is just a representative of aliens, and we are just a representative of the earthlings.

I originally planned to describe it in a flat and direct way, that is, according to the order of our contact, but if it is not good, it will not attract the attention of the audience enough, and a certain highlight must be highlighted. So, in the next few days, I was thinking about how to meet the requirements of the story, and everyone knew that my old pig was not a person who liked to think, especially thinking like this kind of proposition, it was even more difficult.

In those days, I stayed at home and searched hard, hoping to find a more noble subject, but unfortunately, even if I almost broke my head, I still couldn't come up with a reason. It stands to reason that such a special theme, no matter how it is written, can attract people's attention, and the words "Zhu Bajie and aliens" alone are enough; As I said, we can't just focus on immediate interests, we also have to prepare for future reprints, so we must write very well, otherwise it will not match the previous hype.

If you want to talk about the highlights, I do think of one, it is about the No. 1 of the people of Mutani, who dedicated himself to his "motherland" - the planet, which should be very worthy of advocacy, just like the country promotes patriotism all day long, which is a good positive teaching material. Sister Qing said Are you mistaken, now I am asking you to write humanities, not education, you can carry such an old-fashioned theme? What's more, Mugu No. 1 has not been in contact with you for a long time, and his deeds are all hearsay, and you have not seen it with your own eyes, and what is written must be very empty, and it will definitely not impress readers. I'm right, after all, the story made up is made up, and the designation can't be compared with the real thing. In the end, there was really no trick, so I decided to write in the direction that Sister Qing said, which is to highlight the emotional development between us and Mugu No. 2. The first half of the flat and straightforward narrative doesn't matter, but in the back, the focus will be shifted to the two of us sent one of us and one of us to the villain, in order to show the blessing of the Mugu people, the aliens, to us, the earthlings.

If this is a good idea, I didn't expect that your old pig still has some cultural minds. , if you really want to get me and the Sven people together, I'm afraid it's harder than chasing ducks to the shelves.

Gao Laozhuang's old branch secretary found me and said, Bajie, it would be nice if you went to the aliens earlier, so that we don't have to spend extra money to hire a road roller to come and roll the road.

The old branch secretary said that recently, the ground of Gao Laozhuang has been trampled flat by those people who came in from outside, like an asphalt road.

With previous interviews and diaries as references, it was naturally written quickly, and it took almost four days to complete the manuscript.

If it's good, it's good, and now it's going to sell well while the iron is hot.

If I said this, all the fat on my face was squeezed into the middle, and it looked very disgusting, and that kind of philistine image may make me unforgettable, but for the sake of money, I still had to cooperate with him, and I still smiled.

As expected, new books were sold out as soon as they hit the shelves, and the printing press had to work overtime to barely meet the needs of the world. The two books are on the shelves together, the title of the popular science book is called "The Alien Adventures of Zhu Bajie", and the title of the other literary book is called "Bless Us Never Separate". The previous one is more rigid, and it is all written in a narrative tone; The latter one is more sensational, because I have experienced it, and my relationship with the second person of Mugu exists, so it seems very affectionate. "Zhu Bajie's Extraterrestrial Adventures" is said to be being studied by several institutions, hoping to find some clues about alien intelligence. Another book, "Bless Us Never Part", has been sought after by the majority of readers, who believe that this is the warmest romance light comedy novel so far - I describe my love affair with my sister Qing in it; What brought tears to the eyes of the old pig the most was that many readers wrote to bless me and my sister, saying that they hoped that we could grow old like the aliens blessed us...... Sister Qing's eyes flashed with tears when she saw this, and I knew that it was not easy for her to be wronged, and now someone actually sent a blessing, which can be said to be flattered. In addition, some people proposed to make the two villains who Mugu No. 2 gave to us public, so that everyone can see and understand, hoping to become a representative of the love token between men and women in the future. For these blessings, requests and suggestions of readers, the old pig can only be put in his heart, and he can not reply and act one by one, but can only say from afar: I wish the world a lover to become a family eventually.