No one would believe that as the seat of the Big Apple Police Department, it is said that the director of the Big Apple Police Department, the big guy who often scolds all the police bosses in Big Apple, is now sitting in front of a small policeman who came over for an interview.

Even the head is already sweating.

Resemble?? Di Santa, that's the name of the chief. (py deal drop, Shaw makes me a little weird because I also have the surname Shaw??) (????????) ）

Our Director Xiao took out a handkerchief and wiped the sweat beads on his forehead, and said with a dry smile: "It's a little hot, how many times have you said it, this air conditioner should be changed, but what group of misers who manage money bags won't let it be changed." ”

Joe felt the cold air blowing from the air conditioner, and wondered if he was too strong, and he felt the temperature wrong, he didn't feel hot at all!

It's cool.

The thought flashed through him, and Joe said, "I'm going to interview, to be an honorable police officer, and to maintain the harmony and stability of the community."

Do you need me to introduce myself? ”

Since there is an interview, although it is a walk-through process, Joe is still quite serious, and spent 10 minutes thinking about his resume last night.

I wanted to say "no", but our Director Xiao didn't dare, and said uncomfortably: "Needless to say, I believe that you will become a good police officer, your information has been put in the database, and now you are a member of our NYPD (New York Police Abbreviation)."

Now you can work if you want.

Salary: 5w before annual salary tax, plus various subsidies, and finally about 7w5 in hand, I don't know if this treatment is okay? What can be mentioned about the treatment of the job? ”

Director Xiao carefully consulted Qiao's opinion, it was difficult for him to be mixed up like this, and he had to be careful to serve the ruthless people under him.

Yesterday, the military boss explained, and even the president and minister explained to him, saying the same thing, the general meaning is to serve this master well, coax him happy, the task is completed well, and the future is immeasurable.

Joke!

Even if the above doesn't tell you, Xiao?? Di Santa will also give Joe up!

It's not that he hasn't seen the appearance of this crazy person, it was devastating, if it weren't for Qiao, Director Xiao wouldn't have risen to the idea of moving his seat, maybe he is still in that base now!

Yesterday I received that Joe was coming to work under him, Shaw?? Director Di Santa refused.

At the beginning, he still had a trace of luck in his heart, it was just the same name, not the person he thought, when he saw the real person, Director Xiao's heart was cold, and his hope was shattered.

Who wants to have a god under their hands?

Every day, you have to coax him well, for fear that if he is a little dissatisfied, he will lose his life!

"Life is hard!"

Resemble?? Di Shengta sighed in his heart, he wanted to resign, but the top would not let him.

I used to be the head of the police in the Big Apple, but it's a beautiful difference, but now, really, who wants to be whom! Anyway, he Director Xiao wants to retire.

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"There is 7w5, after deducting taxes?" Joe asked, his eyes lit up a little, this is the salary he earns for a serious job!

"Is it less? Wages can be increased. ”

Director Xiao asked tentatively, it is the beginning of 2001, and the normal police officers who have just joined the police have so much money, in fact, Director Xiao still said according to the salary of senior police officers who have been in the company for 5 years.

"I can give you a little more subsidy."

"Really?" Joe asked.

"Take care of your new colleagues! In this way, how about adding more subsidies to you, 10w before tax? Director Xiao asked.

"10w before tax?" Joe thought for a moment, "Just give me 10w, no one will ask me to collect taxes." ”

Director Xiao was a little surprised, the gang leaders didn't dare to evade taxes, and Joe was blatantly not paying taxes?

Then he thought about Qiao's strength, and suddenly it was suddenly that with the destructive power of this master, the tax bureau dared to collect taxes, and it was estimated that the headquarters would be gone the next day.

Although the group of people in the tax bureau are very fierce, compared with Qiao, they are very small!

Resemble?? Unbeknownst to Di Santa, Joe had a fight with the tax office.

At the beginning, seeing that he had to pay so many taxes, Qiao was very distressed and didn't want to pay.

Then the people from the tax bureau came, and the scene was not small, the plane cannon directly blocked Joe's door, and Joe was sentenced.

Of course, Joe was not happy, and blew a breath, but he had just woken up, and he didn't brush his teeth, and the wind directly with his breath made the people at the tax office messy.

Later, they were talked to by the president, and from then on, Joe only had to pay 1w in taxes a year, and he didn't have to pay taxes on any of his income.

This 1w Joe is still in arrears every year, and now it is estimated that he owes fifty or sixty thousand to others, and the tax collectors can only swallow their breath, looking at Joe's annual income of nearly one billion and drooling.

Now that the salary is negotiated, it's time to talk about the working hours.

"What do you expect from the job?" Director Xiao glanced at Qiao and said in a good tone.

"Time, place, etc., can be discussed.

As a good American citizen, you are unparalleled, and it is our honor for you to come and work for us at NYPD, we cannot limit you, and we can give you the greatest freedom.

For example: no need to punch in, ask for leave at any time,

I think 10 hours a week is enough. ”

Actually Shaw?? Di Santa wanted to say that he didn't have to go to work.

Joe listened to this comfortably, he narrowed his eyes with a smile, and he waved his hand, "I know I'm good, but I don't like to be special, everything comes according to the process."

9 to 5, if you have something or don't want to go to work, I'll call you, okay? ”

"Absolutely." Director Xiao agreed very happily, "It's best if you don't come to work." He said in his heart.

Seeing Qiao like this, Director Xiao was a little relieved, he came to play at first glance, maybe he would go to work for a few days, and he wouldn't come if he was unhappy.

"By the way, it's best to let me be in charge of the traffic part, I think the traffic order in our Big Apple City is too chaotic, I look at it and my heart hurts, and it must be rectified."

Qiao said solemnly.

"No problem. I'm going to set up a group just for you, give you the maximum authority, and the traffic in the Big Apple will be handed over to you, and to be honest, I also have a headache for the traffic in this city. ”

In the end, Director Xiao even plucked up the courage to touch Qiao's shoulder.

After touching him, he was afraid, for fear that Joe would be unhappy and kill him.

Joe didn't react, "Great." He was happy, "Well, I feel like I need some help, the city is too big." ”

He just wanted to find some subordinates.

"No problem, you pick it yourself." After Director Xiao touched Qiao's shoulder, he was also arrogant, and with a wave of his fat hand, he really had a bit of momentum.

"That's not good." Joe refused, he was troublesome, "You can help me choose, just five people, just four women and one man." ”

Joe wanted all women, and it was terrible that Susan knew that it was difficult to explain, so she added a man.

"I understand, I understand." Resemble?? Di Santa smiled.

"That's good." Joe nodded. "I'm fine, so can I go to work now?"

"Of course!" Director Xiao nodded heavily, and after a brief exchange, he found that Qiao was very easy to contact, and it was not difficult to serve, similar to a normal person!

"Well, the NYPD bureau is still reluctant to face it, I'm wronged." The director said in his heart.

"Okay, then I'll start working today." Joe said.

"I'll accompany you to get some items..."

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