"Oh, what kind of book is it, you can also write a book, what is this book about, of course I will help you, isn't it a trivial matter" It turned out to be such a trivial matter, I thought it was asking me to borrow money, then I still can't live, the eldest brother is hard to rob, and the second brother is soft and hard.

"Oh, my pen name is the online swimming pool, it's beautiful, and then, it's like this, I'm describing an extremely powerful person who spits, the sea level rises by two centimeters, pulls a bubble of boy urine, floods the entire continent, and the whole continent with a lot of, which is equivalent to 666 tons of nuclear waste and shakes his hair, shakes out a hundred thousand heavenly soldiers and generals casually stomp their feet, kick away an earth hook hook finger, and the beauties of the whole universe are spinning around me like bees" Speaking of these things, he was excited

I couldn't help but have a question mark, is this a person, why haven't I seen it, so he said: "Well, as soon as you say this, I want to see, what kind of person is this, what is the title of the book, how can I help you become popular?"

"Hehe, it's very simple, you just declare to the world, I stole a masterpiece and found a peerless good book, and I want to go to me at a certain time to steal the book, who knows, after reading it, you say, this is a good book that can only be viewed from a distance, and it can't be played with or a good book that can't be watched alone, and it is a good book that people all over the world want to watch it, so let's wait for other copies of it, I'll tell you again As for the title of the book, didn't I say that this is the original title, isn't it shocking"

I was stunned when I heard it, it turned out that I was asked to help like this, but when I heard it, I couldn't help laughing: "What spitting, the sea level rises by two centimeters, pulls a bubble of children's urine, floods the entire continent, and stool, which is equivalent to 666 tons of nuclear waste, shakes off his hair, shakes out 100,000 heavenly soldiers, and the generals stomp their feet carelessly, kicking off an earth hook hook finger, and the beauties of the whole universe are spinning around me like bees, is there such a long book title, I thought it was a brief introduction to the content, what kind of book is this, such a long title." ,Is it possible to put all the words on the cover and can't read clearly?"

"Yes, then the publishing house asked me to change it, and said that it couldn't be more than twenty words at most, so I changed it to where is the biggest in the world, don't ask, of course, it's the biggest haha, even the punctuation marks are just twenty, but, the publishing house said that my title is not good, and it will be banned, so I'm still worried about the title of the book," his helpless voice came

It's not good to faint and change the title of a book, this book title, even a simple person like me has thought of something, not to mention the association of people with rich thoughts, if you don't get banned, you still have to say, so he hurriedly replied: "Second brother, you think about it slowly, wait until you think about it, and then tell me to see if I can help you" After speaking, he immediately hung up on the other end, only the sound of "hey, hey".

I gave the "brick" back to Sean, only to find that both of them were stunned and looked at me. "Oh, what to see, that's just the title of the book, don't think too much about what you don't have"

Then he said to the housekeeper: "Where is the honorary president of the Enna Charity Foundation, the vice president number, and the floor plan of his place has also been called up to try to get him tomorrow, but now, I want to harass him."

As soon as Sean heard that I was going to harass him, he immediately became interested and hurriedly handed me his state-of-the-art "brick", and the butler was also waiting for me to call. Because they know that every time I go out on a mission, I have to make a harassing phone call in order to confuse the public and cause a riot, so that it can be easily done.

Holding the phone, he pinched his throat and asked, "How old is this honorary president, who is in his 60s, then I'll use a female voice, men will always let women deal with the past"

They're even more energetic now, because I've had three voices since I was a child. After the "oral robbery", it grew to seven voices. And I don't look like a woman. So when I speak in a woman's voice, it's very seductive, well, that's the description of the housekeeper, and I can't tell that I'm very charming.

So, coughed again, made a good sound, dialed the number, and after connecting, I didn't give him time to speak first, which is also the practice of my father, eldest brother and second brother, I can't be the first in front of them, but in front of others, I was very fast, and before he asked "Hey", I immediately said: "Hi Mr. Qian, it's me, I'm Xiao Mimi, are you free tonight, I want to play with you"

But unexpectedly, a woman's voice that was more bewitching than my voice came out of the phone, "Who are you, what are you looking for our President Qian, I am his secretary, you are looking for him, are you going to make an appointment, do you have an appointment, there are no little in my schedule?"

Uh, I got it wrong, why did his secretary ignore her, and the secretary didn't harass her, but it's a pity that it's not a male secretary, if it's a male secretary, it's a lot more foolish, just like my dad said: these days, who brings a male secretary, if it's a male secretary, then it must be a strong woman

"Ah, it turned out to be the secretary, what is your surname, why haven't I heard your voice, where are Secretary Li and Secretary Hong, I am looking for them to make an appointment, I am President Qian's old friend, you will not be a newcomer," immediately said in an extremely goblin voice.

The voice over there, like knocking over a vinegar jar, cried and shouted: "I'm new, new, new, new, and Secretary Li and Secretary Hong, how come I don't know the old money, you actually lied to me, I want to settle accounts with you, woo woo" Then, it was the busy sound of "Dudu".

couldn't help but be anxious, and yelled: "Oops, it's not my intention to make her cry, but, she said that she wanted to find the old money to settle the account, she should have asked him, hehe, it's not bad"

"Why are your faces so red, just laugh if you want to laugh, it's not the first time I've spoken in this tone," Seeing that their faces were flushed, they persuaded out loud, this is not good, it will hurt internally

So, the room immediately burst into laughter "hahaha", "hey, hey", "cluck", "quack", "wahaha", "yihehee"

"You guys just laugh and don't help me, you know that it's not okay to laugh at me, this little secretary can't be harassed, I can't harass the main one, let me harass the money, he should be in the office" So, call the personal phone in his office.

"Hey, it's Mr. Qian, I'm Xiao Mimi, you must not remember me, you were drunk that day, and then, just, well, leave the phone to me. So, I want to ask you, are you free tonight, I want to go with you again to the place where we first met" continued in a vixen-like tone.

"Oh, it's a calf, okay, you wait for me, I have someone here" Then, he pressed the voice tightly, but my hearing, not I heard it clearly, and said earnestly: "Secretary Zhang, believe me, okay, I only have you in my heart, it's not that I don't want to marry you, but you are only 22 years old, but I am 62 years older than you are 40 years old, I can be your grandfather, besides, if I marry you, it will damage my image in public, you know, so, you go out first, I have an important philanthropist here, it's a calf, you know, I donate more than 2 billion every year, I'm a kind person, I can't snub him, I know it, good, good, obedient, you can come in again, okay?"

I was about to vomit when I heard it, and I deserved to be an old vixen who had been trained for decades, and the work of lying was perfect, and I didn't need to make a draft at all, thinking that I was a liar who had been practicing for months, thinking that it was great, who knows, God is heaven, there is a top old liar outside the little liar, and there is a top old liar on top of my head, but I can't see it, but now I have seen it

"Oh, it's a little Mimi, but which little Mimi are you, listen to the voice, it seems to be the waiter in the Shenzhou No. 8 Cafe wearing a blue short skirt and a white background, but it looks like the eighteenth who serves cigarettes and alcohol in the small nightclub, and it seems to be."

Hearing this, my hands became weak, and I couldn't hold this "brick" anymore

The "brick" slipped out of my hand, and then smashed on my instep with a "click", and I couldn't help but scream in pain What kind of is this thing that hurts me so much

The housekeeper hurriedly picked it up and handed it to me, with a smile on his face: "It's okay, it's okay, this mobile phone is waterproof, shock-resistant, safe and pollution-free, and it's the best mobile phone that everyone loves."

took it, laughed silently: "So unconscionable, am I not as valuable as this mobile phone" looked at the mobile phone again, pouted and said: "Just this volume, it is also called a small mobile phone, which weighs several thousand grams, it will not be used as a dumbbell, it is really your advertisement to add a one, which is good for health" After speaking, he ignored him and smirked there, and listened again.

"Oh little, are you the fourth little or the twelfth little, look at you haven't spoken for so long, you love to play hide and seek with me, it should be the sixth little" The sound quality of this mobile phone is also too good, his obscene voice came, and I was creepy to hear it.

"Oh Mr. Qian, you guessed it right, it's me, you're so good, don't you have time tonight, I want to come out with you to play" Why are there so many little there are more than a dozen, it's really okay with a lot of money

"I'm sorry about this, I still have a lot of things to deal with, I really can't spare time, wait for me to write down your number, and I'll look for you as soon as I have time" After speaking, Qian Duo had a caller ID floating lightly from the corner of his eyes, it doesn't matter if he doesn't look at it, he was shocked when he saw it, this is a five-digit number, and then take a closer look, 135301 pyramid spire, 3 Berlin, Germany, 5 The top bubble division group belonging to the computer department, 30 The thirtieth person

I couldn't help but break out in a cold sweat, took off my reading glasses, pulled my head and leaned over to take a closer look. After making sure that he was not mistaken, he suddenly went limp. Qian Duo thought to himself that this time it was a dead death, it must be the dark councillor who wanted to check my work, and specially came to test whether I had seriously completed this time, but there was no way to live, no, I had to explain, otherwise I would die in vain, but it was really not worth it

I couldn't help but be shocked, is it a goof, after all, my lie is so simple, as soon as this old fox hears it, he will suspect it Suddenly, he seems to be 20 years old, and a trembling voice came, "Is it Shaw Bona Dark Councillor or Cobra Dark Councillor You, you are old, you are really joking, I, I am working very seriously now, just now, it was a misunderstanding."

After I heard this, I couldn't help but be shocked again, who was he actually related to the dark councilor, so I pressed the mouth and asked Sean: "Brother Xiao, who is Shaw Bona?"

Sean hurriedly replied: "Oh, he is the general of our bubble division regiment, he kicked me out back then, I was very angry at the time, didn't he accidentally pour the footwashing water on him, he actually opened me like this, but he has a lot of power, I don't dare to have any complaints, he has retired the year before last, and now he is a military adviser in the United States, and now I am very grateful to him, he fired me well, I don't have to guard the host of Tianwen, it is very hard." Moreover, he also gave me this mobile phone. ”

Waving his hand, he said, "I'm not asking you about his information, I'm asking you what his voice is."

"Oh, it's very hoarse, much like the sound made when glass rubs against it, and whoever hears his voice at night will definitely be scared, you know that I am timid, back then, it was he who came to me at night, and I was so scared that I splashed the footwashing water on him" After speaking, he patted his chest with palpitations.

It turns out that this is the case, this admiral's hand is too long, and he actually reached out to us to find a time to visit his house to have fun, hehe

This amount of money was really scared half to death, and he was even more sure of what he was thinking. Sure enough, it was the dark councillor who came to test himself, otherwise why didn't he speak for so long, it was useless to just say sorry, he must be waiting for me to say something real, so he quickly spit out everything Who knows, in fact, the other party is grinding the gun in battle, in the process of cheating, he is still deceiving people with information, this time, this money is really deceived by a little liar, "Is it a cobra councillor, I'm really sorry, Thailand's King Kong cobra doesn't sell it in a big way, we can't get it, or else, change it to an ordinary cobra uh, I know you don't want to be ordinary, but I can't help it."

I didn't know what it was, so I had to let him say it himself, "Don't guess that I'm Shaw, is the matter done?" If you hadn't seen me talking, you'd have been scared away

After hearing this voice, Qian Duo was even more frightened to lose two-thirds of his life, and it turned out that the main owner was coming. I didn't expect him to test himself like this, so he hurriedly said: "Ah, yes, not to mention that the queen of heaven is moored on the high seas under Hong Kong, not to mention that they are closely monitoring all the movements nearby, just say that the host of Tianwen is placed on the island of Hong Kong." The army near it is so powerful, it used to be directly under your bubble division, and you yourself know it very well, so our ordnance and can't go to sea, I hope you can see it, can you hear my meaning in Chinese, or else, I'll be more straightforward, or in English."

I was shocked again when I heard it, and it was related to the ordnance matter, and the identity of this Qian Duo was really unusual, and it was hidden for so long, so I replied: "Then pause" After speaking, I hung up immediately, otherwise it would be easy for him to see through.

Qian Duo, after hearing this, unbuttoned his clothes as if he had been granted amnesty, and found that his shirt was all soaked. He said to himself: "Hey, it's so much better than exercise, and I sweat so much." If you are scared a little more, you will not be able to exercise in the future, but this will scare a lot of problems," after speaking, he dialed the phone again and said a few words inside. Then he fell limply on the recliner and fell asleep.

At the end of the call, he couldn't help laughing, and said: "Haha, you actually said a few words, and it solved the problem of a large number of votes, do you know that this money is a lot, it is actually related to ordnance, and it is also related to your former boss, and it is also related to that Cobra congressman" Speaking of this, he couldn't laugh anymore, gritted his teeth, and said: "The origin of this lot of money must be investigated, and it is a capital crime to dare to smuggle and secretly possess arms, and it is a capital crime to exchange any of them, and the most odious thing is that this batch of arms is staying in our territory in China." If it is found out by the local army, as soon as the fire is fired, it will be our Chinese people who die. So, be sure to get his information. ”

Then, he said to Sean: "Does this admiral have anything to do with you?"

Sean hurriedly shook his head and said, "Young Master Ji, you have to believe me, this is absolutely nothing."

smiled and said: "I believe that your best is no, I hope so, but, your boss gave you this mobile phone, is it considered to be a woo, and this mobile phone is not simple."

Sean also smiled: "It's not a thing, and you want to win me over Your family's kindness to me is tens of thousands of times more valuable than this, speaking of this mobile phone, it is indeed not a simple thing, it is a symbol of status." According to Shawboner, as long as I enter the pyramid ranking, I am the 167th in the third layer, which is good."

"Oh, what about me, how much am I, I should be higher than you, I have a lot more money than you, I am constantly investing, constantly recovering capital, and, most importantly, I have met so many more noble ladies than you" The housekeeper finally couldn't help it, he didn't speak for so long, but it wasn't his character at all

"Hehe, hehe, what about the many noble ladies you have met, your fame is too small, you can enter the Dark Council just because you are rich" Sean looked at the butler amusedly and said, then turned to me, and said seriously: "Young Master Ji, Xiao Bona once said that as long as you are willing to join. Definitely within ten of the second layer, he also entrusted me to publish the news on the Internet in cipher code to let you know about this, but I know that you are not willing to enter their organization, so I don't either."

"That's right, I don't want to join this organization, according to the power of this organization, I'm afraid it's the most powerful dark organization in the world. Not only government officials, but also high-ranking officers of the army, as well as me, who are not in the stream, but are very terrifying, the real three sects and nine streams, many branch forces once concentrated, aimed at one direction to attack, that is a very powerful thing, but, as soon as I join, of course, I will be subject to the precepts of this organization to restrict my actions, how bad is that, I don't want to be commanded" paused, stood up, and moved his arms. He sighed again and said: "Let's just say this, Councilor Shawbona, he is destroying our rights and interests, should I protect my own rights and interests, or let him mess with us, the top of the parliament will not let our contradictions intensify, and we will definitely interfere from it, so how can we judge whether we are right or wrong?"

Sean stood up and said sincerely: "Young Master Ji, don't worry, I will definitely be loyal to your family, the loyalty of our Germans, and it will not be changed by external forces, just like the admiral did this, even if his hand is too long, I will help you, drive his force out of here, and will not hurt the innocent people of China."

"Me too, my loyalty is higher than Sean," said the butler, too, standing up and excited.

I looked at them gratefully, patted them on the shoulder, and smiled, "I don't have to do this, I know, I know"

After speaking, he thought for a while and said, "Well, okay, let's get down to business, this is a lot of money, it's not easy, I'm not prepared now, I may not be able to help him." I think it's best to let the forces near him solve this problem."

After walking around a few times, he said: "Mai Ming, the head of the Hainan Jinyu family, is a high-level room, so it's good, if he can get out all the criminal evidence of this money, maybe he can record a big merit If he can still drag the radish and bring out the mud on the roots, it will be a big fish, this merit should be enough for him to be promoted to a low-level black frost, definitely I have seen him in person, I think his heart is very kind, but it is still a little insidious, but this is nothing, let him take this task." ”

Then he said to the housekeeper: "Okay, that's it, I'm already the highest, there's no need to grab this single meat, let him also rise, after all, the world's black frost, there are no more than 12, I feel very lonely, very sad, well, that's it." Send him this task, in my name."

"What is it in your name to be an employer, it saves money, and you don't have to contribute, hehe, aren't you more insidious, give me all the money for this task," the butler took out his notebook to record, and when he heard this, he said happily.

Reading is exciting, reading is wonderful!

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