Chapter 374: The Golden Egg Goose and the Emperor's New Clothes
Wang Li likes to listen to secrets the most: "What is it?" ”
The old man waved his hand: "Come into the shed and talk, the lynx is sentry outside!" ”
The lynx sighed, "Got it." ”
it! The secret I heard at the cost of going to the garbage heap is definitely a big secret, right?
The mine hole in this shed is much deeper than Wang Li looks on the outside, and the garbage all over the road suddenly reminds Wang Li of the angel brother who picks up waste on the battlefield: if he also possesses a ruffian like No. 7, will he be very suitable for the environment here? Maybe he, as an angel, can teach these mortals the high-end technology of garbage recycling?
Thinking about it, Wang Li is really looking forward to arranging him.
Then Wang Li and his entourage came to a shed in the depths of a pothole, and then entered the shed to see, Wang Li was stunned again: this shed was clean and neatly filled with a dazzling array of gadgets, it was like coming to a magical-style toy craft shop, which and the garbage heap outside were simply two planes!
Is it equipment? Wang Li hurriedly checked the attributes, but there were no attributes. This...... It's not all going to be the same level as my lizardman chief necklace, are they?
The old men seemed to be looking forward to it: "What did the boss see?" ”
"What does the Boss think of us?"
Anyway, if you like it and don't spend money, you can please the old man! Wang Li did not hesitate to give the highest praise: "Art! ”
The old man laughed proudly: "It deserves to be the new boss!" Tasteful! ”
"It's all a little thing we picked up from the trash, but the old man thinks it's disgusting!"
"I bet that as long as others don't know that this is from the garbage heap, as long as it can be placed in the Imperial Capital Exhibition Hall, those old men will still be full of praise!"
"The so-called master doesn't really understand art at all, he just follows the trend to show elegance......"
"It's basically the emperor's new clothes......"
Forehead......
Wang Li, who was listening to their chatter, sweated: "Uncles, let's get down to business?" ”
The old men shut up instantly, and the atmosphere suddenly became solemn: "Boss, we're talking about business!" ”
Wang Li was stunned: "Does the artwork have anything to do with the secret of the cockroach?" ”
The old man said in a deep voice: "Boss, have you ever heard of the goose that lays golden eggs in fairy tales?" ”
Wang Li's eyebrows jumped wildly: "The bean seedlings that can grow to the sky, the goose raised by the giant castle in the sky?" ”
The old man whispered, "Yes! We don't have geese that lay golden eggs, but we do have cockroaches that can turn copper into gold! ”
it! It's a stellar kernel explosion of heavy nuclear fusion, and you're kidding me!
Wang Li exclaimed: "The organization is so developed? ”
The old man said in a deep voice: "The Thieves' Guild is an ancient organization, the dynasty will change, but the Thieves' Guild has been continuing, although compared to those heavenly giants, thieves are still humble, but we are not useless garbage, we also have dry goods!" ”
Wang Li frowned, the giant in the sky refers to the divine realm? Or is it a general reference to the three major forces?
The old man said: "For thousands of years, the organization has been trying to study alchemy that can turn gold, and finally because of the invasion of the demon race, it was initially realized in a demonized cockroach, and the secret pharmacy in the sewers in the city is actually studying this!" ”
"But the secret pharmacy exploded, and we suspect that the giants of heaven did it, and they have been staring at us for a long time! But because of this, they helped us complete another step that we couldn't have imagined before, and the huge amount of drug evaporated and led to the birth of the real golden cockroach! Boss, you know what we mean? ”
I'll it!
Wang Li was simply shocked! The cause and effect of this has not been understood until now...... I always thought I was shrewd, but in fact, I was just playing in a dream! No, I didn't plan to figure it out before, compared to the high-end of the three major forces, I didn't take the human organization of the sewer seriously at all!
Wang Li, who had returned to his senses, said in a trembling voice: "That is to say, our organization can turn copper coins into gold coins?" ”
The old man said in a deep voice: "We are not sure if it is a real gold coin, but the status of the gold coin in the Three Realms must be abolished!" So even if it's a fake, it's okay to drive out good money with bad money, otherwise there's no hope for humanity - that's not the point, and having said that, you need to do one thing, otherwise the organization won't tell you the secret recipe. ”
I'll it, trigger the task of the alchemy formula!?
Wang Li's brows jumped wildly: "It won't be difficult, right?" ”
The old men smiled: "Maybe it's difficult, maybe it's not difficult, all you have to do is to send our little things to the Imperial Capital Exhibition Hall for exhibition, and let those old men praise it!" ”
- System Prompt: You have obtained the Thieves' Guild Test quest "Art in the Trash......
it! Wang Li was shocked: "You all told the truth just now? ”
The old man smiled with a hideous face: "Seriously! And we have to understand that this is out of the garbage heap, and we really didn't lie to them! ”
"Actually, to put it bluntly, we're playing with the emperor's new clothes!"
Wang Li couldn't believe it: "But what's the point of playing like this? Is it export gas? Achieving your dreams? Not a thief at all, huh? ”
The old man said in a deep voice, "What do you think the thief is?" Petty theft on the street? The kind that will be killed! The two tailors in the Emperor's new clothes are the originators of the Thieves' Guild! The real supreme deception is not how ingenious it is, but knowing that it is a deception, but no one dares to debunk it and no one will debunk it! ”
"As long as you can do this through the exhibition, it means that you are the real Great Thief, and you are qualified to inherit the secret recipe of the Thieves Guild that has been passed down for thousands of years!"
Wang Li was stunned! Wang Li remembered what he talked about in the phone chat with Brother Lin that day, that is, the supreme deception is equal to the supreme credit, and at that level, it is the entire national and even international forces that are making credit guarantees...... Wait a minute!
Wang Li remembered something, so he said directly: "Why do you want to give me this task, because I have the way to be a princess?" ”
The old man laughed obscenely and twistedly: "Is the princess fragrant?" ”
"The princess's fart is fragrant, right?"
Got it! Wang Li sighed: "In this way, can you give me a few of the best works of art, I will try to let the princess wear them, and lead the trend first?" ”
The old men laughed: "We think every piece here is the best, you can choose it yourself!" ”
"But remember, Princess Guang can't wear it alone, it will only make her ridiculed and blamed by other noble lords, and it is necessary to make the big lords full of praise!"
"So you figured it out, if the princess can't bear the pressure, it's counterproductive......"
Wang Li broke out in a cold sweat! What should I do if I run into a bar? It's not going to work at all, is it? No, even if it's a sale, you have to have dry goods? Wang Li remembered the angel picking up waste again! We must wait for him to come out of the mountains to open the light for these waste products, no, it is to go to the sea to open the light!
That's right, open the light! This is the ritual of turning the ordinary into magic!
Wang Li said in a deep voice: "That's it, just now at the front desk of the bar, I have a guy I know named ...... Tattoos, tattoos......"
What's it called? Wang Li hurriedly flipped through the chat records in front of him.
The old man said in a deep voice: "Tattooed, just came out of your village!" But something wasn't quite right. ”
Okay, it's a Thieves' Guild, and it's easy to talk to you!
Wang Li said solemnly: "You pay attention, he may bring a few people over during this time, you must be courteous, you must give enough courtesy to the scene of courtesy, and you must have the level of courtesy of the emperor's new clothes!" ”
The old men laughed wildly: "It's fun! ”