Chapter 56: On the Importance of the Cook

A group of people came to the valley.

At first, Roy thought it was a passing passerby, but when the group came to the valley, they also began to set up an ambush. They climbed onto the surrounding rock walls and hid in the bushes. Take out the crossbow, wipe and maintain, the whistle explores the surroundings, and sets up the troops.

Some people coincide with the goblin ambush circle.

Roy gave the order to stand by and the goblins lay dormant in place, not to alarm each other.

These people are obviously going to ambush others as well, and as for who to ambush, it is up for debate.

There are a lot of caravans coming and going on this road, are they bandits?

Roy looked closely at these people, wearing black clothes and black shoes, and the swords in their hands were all good guys. Disciplined, obviously can't be a bandit. Judging by the time, half of the certainty is that they ambushed Miss Jessica.

What a coincidence.

I met my peers.

There was a partial overlap in the ambush circle.

The goblins came first, hiding in the grass and not moving, and these people didn't even notice the goblins around them.

Compared to the Gothic version of the goblins, the quality of these men in black is not good.

The goblins make their own auspicious suits, lie in the grass and blend perfectly with the environment, completely hiding themselves in nature. These men in black found a tall bush and squatted up, without other disguises.

Several men in black touched the vicinity of Gigi's location.

They chose this place.

A man in black found a 'stone', just the right size, and sat on Gigi's head with his buttocks, and crushed it vigorously. The other companions saw it and looked around, and immediately found a few 'stones' next to them, sitting on the goblin's head.

Gigi winked at the goblins and motioned for them not to move.

The man in black was silent for a while, then spoke quietly.

"Captain, who are we ambushing in this operation?"

"It's all about time, can you tell us?"

"Miss Jessica."

"The first little beauty in Rondo City, that 'brilliant rose'?"

"That's right." ……

The men in black chatted quietly.

Suddenly.

Burst~

Soldier Armor suddenly let out a short fart.

A foul smell wafted out.

The people in black immediately fell silent, and several of them looked at the little soldiers. Xiao Bingjia scratched his head in embarrassment, indicating surprise.

The goblin under the soldier's ass turned pale.

Gigi gave it a frenzied look and motioned for it to hold back.

When the men in black laugh at their companions.

Puff~Puff~Puff~~~

A regular fart sound came from under the butt of Soldier B, and a foul smell wafted out.

Gigi frantically gives Creep B's goblin wink.

Hold back, isn't it just farting on the head?

Soldier B also scratched his head.

It's the same for everyone~

However, this fart sound is only a prelude to the beginning.

Puff~Puff~~~Puff~Puff~~~~! Burst! ~poof~poof......

The fart sound is constant, forming a regular fart sound. There was an indescribable smell all around.

The two creeps were sweating profusely.

They have no control over themselves at all.

The squad leader's face became worse and worse, and finally he couldn't bear it anymore and said:

"Enough for the two of you! We are a killer group, TMD is not a fart group! TMD to be serious with Lao Tzu......"

Poof! ~~

The team leader didn't play anything, because he used too much force, and there was a loud bang in the hip position. Unlike the sound of the creeps' farts, this is clearly the sound of liquid spraying.

A biochemical gas that was more terrifying than just now diffused.

The squad leader's face is all green.

I couldn't hold back all of a sudden, and I jumped out.

"I'll ...... Fix it, you stay here and don't move! ”

The team leader burrows into the weeds.

Gigi had a yellowed skull, and his face was pale. He swore that he would catch these humans if he had the chance, not only by on their heads, but also by asking them to borrow paper!

The fart doesn't stop there.

In fact, the whole valley reverberated with the sound of fart and the sound of liquid squirting puff linked together to form a small clear music.

“mmp! What did the cook put in the rice?! ”

"Too many black beans, right?"

"It looks like a new chef who just applied the day before yesterday." ……

The valley was full of condemnation of the chef.

It seems that there is a little problem with the food of these people at noon.

On the top of the mountain.

Lolina hugged her stomach, pinched her nose, and rolled on the floor with laughter. Lilina bowed her head, trembling all over. Roy didn't laugh, his stomach cramped a little when he laughed just now, and he didn't dare to laugh.

It's a group of talents.

When these men return, the cook will suffer.

Through this, Roy understands the importance of being a cook. Roy is glad that he has maid skin, and the servant with the skin has first-class cooking skills, so he doesn't have to worry about food poisoning, so he has a 'chorus' for all the staff.

"Lolina stop laughing, be serious, what if the laughter is heard?."

"No, young master, let's laugh a little longer, meow haha~"

Roy hugged the two cat girls and continued to watch the performance of the man in black.

More than half of the people in black had diarrhea and squatted in the grass until they were dehydrated. In this emergency, they had to gather everyone, and under the treatment of the magician, the diarrhea improved, and they ate some emergency food to replenish their energy, and lurked around again.

As time passed, most of the strong smell in the valley dissipated.

It was 1 p.m. the next day.

A convoy of hundreds of cavalry, well-armed and carrying the flag of the Duke of Theodore's family, marched through the valley with a very ornate and large carriage in the center of the convoy, with the coat of arms of the Duke of Theodore's family.

The convoy stopped at the mouth of the valley.

The leader of the squad responsible for opening the way returned to the cavalry Aru to report.

"Lord Aru, there's something wrong with this valley."

"What's wrong?"

"Do you smell a stench?"

Aru sniffed, scratched his head, and said:

"Nope."

The surrounding soldiers did not dare to speak.

Lord Aru takes a bath once a year, and the smell in the air is not as heavy as on him.

"Keep going! Don't stop, escort the lady and the lady back, and the lord will have a reward. ”

The convoy moved again and entered the valley.

When they entered the encirclement of the men in black, the horn of the men in black to ambush the general attack sounded. The black-clothed men lurking in the surrounding valley came up one after another, and the magicians blew up the rocks at both ends of the valley, directly blocking the entire convoy in the middle.

Magicians and archers rise to the top and shoot on both sides of the valley.

"There's an ambush!"

The knights immediately set up a battle circle to defend themselves, and the magicians and archers launched counter-attacks. The Great War was on the verge of breaking out and entering incandescent form.

Roy is at the top of the mountain, using the modified Wizard's Eye to monitor the battlefield.

The Wizard's Eye is a primary arcane magic that casts a magical eyeball that collects nearby light and air vibrations, transmitting sound and light to the caster.

Even the most powerful magicians can use it.

Releasing the secret, the control is convenient and free, and it can be called a voyeur artifact.

Once Roy understood the principle of magic, he improved it.

Infused with light magic.

Increase lens magnification and more spectral acceptance.

Hanging in the air, you can easily monitor the situation for more than ten kilometers, zoom in and out of the picture, turn on thermal imaging, or ultraviolet mode, plus some magic detection, element detection, life force detection, illusion breaking and other abilities.

A primary surveillance type of magic that stunned Roy to transform into an intermediate compound magic. The release requirements are extremely high, but the results are also outstanding.

The entire battlefield is under Roy surveillance.