Section 27 Two calamities are coming

When the little kings and eight calves were leaving, they were afraid that I would escape, so they tied me up and down in a knot and couldn't move.

It's really an old pig, if you escape from the hands of these children, even if you succeed, it will not be dishonorable. People in the future will inevitably say: That Zhu Bajie is really useless, even a child can scare him so much that he has nothing left to escape.

I don't want to hear that, I can't run away from it—even though I have the ability. I want Brother Monkey to come in personally, and then shout like the rebel armies of previous dynasties: We are victorious.

That's how I can save face.

Later, I heard from Senior Brother Sha that in the end, it was the Bodhisattva who subdued the little monster.

Immortals are immortals after all, and even the nine grades are so powerful. Thinking of this, I remembered that when I was Marshal Tianpeng in the past, tens of thousands of heavenly soldiers and generals were dispatched with me, and now I ...... Forget it, let's not mention those old things, real life matters.

This walk is more than a month. Once, Master suddenly said that he was homesick and wanted to eat the rice dumplings at home. After Master's mention of this, I felt a little homesick. Although my father-in-law, Master Gao, did not approve of my marriage with Sister Lan very much, but how to say that Sister Lan and I are cooked rice made of raw rice, even if my father-in-law does not admit that I am a son-in-law.

At the beginning, I once promised Sister Lan that when my old pig came back, cultivated to a positive fruit, and changed back into human form, I would definitely tie the knot with you again...... Don't look at my old pig, who is usually stunned when he sees a beautiful woman, and he is full of energy; But the heart is still very dedicated. Besides, Sister Lan was really good to me at the beginning, and every time she went home from work, she was busy before and after, handing me towels and making tea; These were originally maids' jobs, but Sister Lan did them herself, which shows that she is also attentive to me.

Although I haven't read many books, I feel that this kind of relationship is more practical and more down-to-earth than the romance they touted. This is also the most important reason why my old pig loves Sister Lan.

As for Sister Chang'e and Sister Bodhisattva, I will talk about them in my diary in the future, so I don't want to say more here.

Because Master was urging me to leave quickly, saying that if we couldn't find someone to stay at before dark, then we would have to camp again.

I don't know if Sister Lan is okay now? I hurriedly took the time to think about it again.

When it was not yet dark, we came to a blackwater river, and it was true that it was a blackwater river, and the whole river was black. I said that it might be that the dye vat of one of them had fallen; Senior Brother Sha disagreed, and insisted on specifying which company was cleaning the brushes for painting; Brother Monkey looked at it carefully, and then said thoughtfully, it is estimated that there is a professional squid keeper near here. Well, it seems that Brother Monkey is still well-informed, and he thinks more broadly and modernly than all of us...... These are just speculations, and we don't know exactly what the specifics are; Of course, there is no need to study in detail, we are just bickering and joking.

During the conversation, a small boat drove over in the distance, swaying in the middle of the river, and I immediately remembered a poem, "The lonely sail is far away and the blue sky is exhausted, only the Yangtze River skyline flows." There is no horizon yet, and only mountains can be seen in front of you.

Let's ask the boatman if he can make it convenient, as the saying goes, "it's convenient for you to be convenient with people". The boat is not ambiguous, only that the boat is small and there are many people, and it cannot be done at one time, and it needs to be loaded in two parts.

I thought that I could find something to eat by crossing the river first, so I rushed to take the first boat with the master, and when the family unloaded the two of us, I would come to pick up Senior Brother Sha and Bailongma; In this case, Brother Monkey can be ignored, he has great powers, and it is estimated that when he sits on the boat, he will say that the boat is very bumpy.

I admit that my old pig is more selfish, but this kind of selfishness purely for the sake of the belly is not forgivable compared to those mercenary, profit-seeing, insidious and cunning deeds?