Section 25 **Phoenix

In the past, people used to say "a tooth for a tooth", but now the situation is not, not only is it not, but it is also a small tooth for a big tooth.

What's even more puzzling is that the person concerned is still a bodhisattva admired by thousands of people; This situation is not easy to explain.

I admit that Brother Monkey is wise; But sometimes I still doubt his judgment. For example, whenever you see something new on the side of the road, Brother Monkey will say that it is a monster, in our opinion, it is just some ordinary phenomena that cannot be more ordinary. The reason why I say this is entirely because Brother Monkey's judgment can only be verified at certain times, and more often it cannot be proven, so it is inevitable that we will be doubted by us, including Master; It's like the last time Brother Monkey beat the white bone spirit three times, and was finally driven away by the master.

Perhaps this is the common denominator of all people: they would rather trust their own false instincts than the correct words and warnings of others.

No, we encountered this situation again on the road.

Brother Monkey called the child hanging from the tree a monster, not only did the master disagree, but even my old pig disagreed: that is obviously a lively and cute child, why do you say that people are monsters.

Just as you can't judge people by their appearance, you can't judge the complexity of his scheming by the cuteness of a child.

It didn't take long for the facts to prove once again that Brother Monkey's fiery eyes worked, it was indeed a monster, and it was very powerful: he could spit fire; Of course, I don't know why he vomited fire, but I suspect that his stomach may be a gas tank; Or maybe he was bullied by others, and he was having a belly of fire, and now he happened to send it out at us.

The first time I fought, my buttocks were burned, which was even more charred than the roast duck in the roast duck shop, so Senior Brother Sha said that I was now a roast pig, and only someone was missing to open my stomach.

Brother Monkey complained that I shouldn't be greedy for food and drink, and he was obsessed with steamed buns and steamed buns, which eventually led to a lack of preparedness and caught the monster off guard.

Speaking of which, it's all blame on Brother Monkey, he first said that the red boy was his relative, and also said that he had eight friendships with the red boy's father, the Bull Demon King; At that time, Senior Brother Sha also reminded Brother Monkey, maybe that milky little fart kid doesn't recognize you as an uncle anymore. I didn't agree, so I vetoed Senior Brother Sha's statement at that time, I felt that even if a child was bad, it wouldn't be bad to that extent, of course, I said this mainly because I thought too much about the direction of my good.

As I said before, there are many things in this world that I couldn't have imagined.

For example, this time, I didn't expect that the cute little fart kid who looked so cute at the beginning could still be bad, and it could be so bad.

In this way, wishful thinking often hits harder than when thinking rationally, when faced with the same thing.

The second time I got into a fight, Brother Monkey was burned, and the situation was even more serious than the last time. At the beginning, Senior Brother Sha said that I was roasting whole pigs, and according to that reasoning, Brother Monkey couldn't even call roasting whole monkeys this time, because he couldn't see whether it was a sheep or a monkey inside the black and swarthy at all. In layman's terms, it means that "the nose and eyes can't even see".

Senior Brother Sha said that Brother Monkey was dead, his breath was gone, his heartbeat had stopped, and his body had become colder.

Senior Brother Sha finished speaking, Brother Monkey designated death this time.

They say that "the wise man must have a mistake in a thousand thoughts, and the fool must have a gain in a thousand thoughts", it seems that this is true at all, just like this time, when Senior Brother Sha and the Dragon King of the East China Sea were panicked and disappointing, I could actually comfort them in a very relaxed tone and say that it doesn't matter.

In critical moments, people are often prone to lose their rational thinking and make wrong judgments. Therefore, I said to the Dragon King and Senior Brother Sha, don't worry, since Senior Brother has seventy-two changes, then he has seventy-two lives; What is missing now is only one of the seventy-two cents.