Chapter 411: No Learning, No Skills
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Fang Jie squinted at Qiu Xin, and secretly said What are you teaching your daughter to do with me, doesn't this make it clear that you are testing me? Suddenly, Fang Jie seemed to have figured out Qiu Xin's purpose, and dared to love this person who was really picking a son-in-law, otherwise it would be impossible to put the gang war aside and engage in some kind of civil and martial arts.
Thinking of this, Fang Jie couldn't help but chill for a while, he didn't want the wife who was sent to the door, but it also depends on who it is, this pearl in the palm is also a little too rude, it is really not a suitable candidate, sighed secretly, shook his head and smiled: "I haven't read any books in Xia, I'm definitely not your daughter's opponent, Wendou is still exempt, right?" As...... It's better to be a maid and end here, it's a draw. ”
"No! There must be a literary fight! Although the pearl in the palm is rude and capricious, it is also somewhat reasonable, and it is a trick in front, but if Fang Jie does not agree to Wendou, or takes the initiative to admit defeat, she will have no chance to turn the situation around, so no matter what, this Wendou must continue, at least on the surface, she doesn't want to be criticized for not believing it.
And Qiu Xin was obviously a little hesitant, as soon as he heard that the other party claimed to have "never read any books", he suddenly discounted Fang Jie's impression of the candidate son-in-law, and those who have not studied are estimated to be much better in terms of personal cultivation and knowledge, but when he thought that there were still some exceptions, Qiu Xin hesitated for a while, and then strengthened his determination to come to Wendou to inspect Fang Jie, and said with a smile: "Fang Shao doesn't have to be arrogant." Now many rich people have not studied this year's book, the key is to look at the acquired hard work and self-learning ability, why not this literary fight by the old man to solve the problem? ”
Fang Jie squinted and glanced at Qiu Xin, thinking to himself, "You have a problem?" That must be biased in favor of your daughter, you can't watch your daughter be a maid for me for a month, right? In that case, it's not bad to find a staircase for both sides. Thinking of this, Fang Jie was about to agree, but he saw the pearl in his palm stomping his feet constantly, and said urgently: "No, no!" My dad will definitely help you! I'm going to come up with my own questions and test you, a boy who doesn't learn and doesn't know anything! ”
Fang Jie, who originally felt that it didn't matter, and even had the heart to release the water, couldn't help frowning when he heard the words "no learning and no skills", Fang Jie really hadn't studied anything, especially in college. It has always been a pain in his heart, but there are some little-known secrets in it, and even if he didn't go to college, he doesn't think that he is inferior to those with academic qualifications, so just like a fat man who is always ridiculed for being fat, the words "no learning and no skills" can be regarded as poking his backbone
Seeing that Fang Jie's face sank, she immediately noticed this subtle change, she was extremely confident in Fang Jie, of course she would not think that Fang Jie really hadn't read anything as he said. couldn't help but persuade: "Xianggong, people want to be your maid, you might as well fulfill her." ”
Fang Jie raised his eyes and glanced at his forgetfulness, seeing that the other party's eyes showed encouragement, and then looked at Qiu Xin, who was also looking forward to it, and finally fixed his gaze on the face of the pearl in his palm, and found that the other party was smiling evilly, he couldn't help sneering in his heart, and said expressionlessly: "Okay." Then let's have a literary fight, you start the question! ”
When he said this, Fang Jie was actually still thinking about it. Wendou? If it's a pair, chant and say Fu. Don't say anything about Tang poems and Song songs, even if you pick out the things in the Book of Songs. Lao Tzu is not afraid, it seems that sometimes you really can't be too low-key. People are good and are bullied, this is an eternal truth!
However, just when Fang Jie was full of confidence, kept his mind clear, and met the challenge of the pearl in his palm, the other party came up with a question that made him cry and laugh: "My question is: There is a cow with its head facing north, it turns to the right and turns three times in place, then turns backwards and turns three times in place, and then turns to the right again, where is its tail at this time?" ”
"W-What?" Fang Jie couldn't help but be stunned. Actually, don't talk about him. Everyone around was thundered by the title of the pearl in the palm of their hands. Where is this Wendou. It's just a brain teaser. Fang Jie also prepared for a long time as if he was facing a great enemy. This woman is just fooling around!
"Didn't hear clearly? Then I'll say it again! The pearl in the palm seemed to be very kind enough to repeat the subject. Then he grinned and said, "This is a brain teaser." Ten seconds to you. If you can't answer, you lose! "Say it. The countdown began.
It was easy to come back to his senses after two seconds of wasted place. I quickly began to think about this question. Maybe it's because the other party is a bit of a mess. The trace of evil in my heart endured. He figured it out. If you come up with an answer. Just pretend you don't know. Of course. Driven by curiosity and competitiveness. The answer to this question he decided to think about it.
But unfortunately, it is. Although Fang Jiedi's analytical ability is strong. But it is precisely this analytical ability that leads to his overly rational personality. And sane people. It's not easy to do a brain teaser. Like: Everything starts with the facts. According to his analysis, there is a cow with its head facing north. It doesn't matter which direction you go. One rotation in place is 360 degrees. Therefore, the position of the bull's head is still north. Other words. The oxtail should be south!
After this conclusion was reached. Fang Jie took another 1 second to check it. After thinking it's okay. I was trying to wait for the time to pass and abstained. But suddenly, a flash of inspiration occurred in my mind. I always feel that the answer can't be so simple. It's a brain teaser. With this in mind. He began to analyze again. The answer to "south" is too simple. And the other party didn't say how many degrees it turned. In case the other party catches on to this. Then the answer is wrong. So. After thinking about it. He finally came up with an answer - tail back!
Strictly speaking. The answer "tail back" is indeed in line with the characteristics of brain teasers. But the problem is. Too sensible place master. In the end, that's all I can think of. Ten seconds later. The pearl in the palm of his hand deliberately waited for two more seconds. Only then did he laugh proudly: "Haha." You can't think of an answer, can you? You've lost! ”
"Hmmm! Lost! Fang Jie smiled indifferently. "What's the answer?" ”
Seeing that Fang Jiedi's expression was so indifferent, the pearl in his palm, who was originally quite interested, couldn't help but make a small face, and said dissatisfiedly: "Hey! Are you serious? You deliberately let the water out, right? I don't care, you have to give an answer! ”
Fang Jie rolled his eyes and opened his mouth, but he didn't say a word. He wanted to say "south", but he was afraid that this answer was the correct answer, after all, according to his logic, the possibility of the answer "south" was greater than that of "back", but if the answer was "back", he was afraid that he would be right, for a while, Fang Jie was in a dilemma, thinking about why it was so difficult to choose the wrong answer?
Seeing that Fang Jie didn't speak for a long time, the pearl in the palm thought that the other party didn't take his topic seriously at all. couldn't help but say angrily: "Hmph! The answer is below! You guessed it, right? I just won't say it! ”
"My fork! Down, down? Fang Jie stared at the palm pearl on the opposite side with a deep face, thinking that the two answers he thought of were wrong? If you think about it, no matter how the cow turns in circles, the tail is really facing downward, this is really not me deliberately releasing water, it is indeed wrong...... If I knew this, I just said an answer casually, why bother to deliberately release water
Seeing the embarrassment on Fang Jie's face on the other side, the pearl in his palm was even more misunderstood. I couldn't help but hum: "Humph! It turns out that you are really deliberately releasing water! Just don't count! You deliberately let me land! This time you have a question...... No! This time, let Sister Forgetful ask the question, I will answer first, if I answer correctly, even if you lose, no one is allowed to cheat! ”
This time, the pearl in the palm is smart, I asked the question, do you release the water? Then let the forgetfulness take the lead! She can see that the forgetfulness is obviously towards Fang Jie, if Fang Jie comes up with the question himself, just fool a simple one, and it would be okay to answer it wrong. But she doesn't have a sense of accomplishment if she answers correctly, so the topic is the most suitable from forgetfulness, and forgetfulness will inevitably come out towards Fang Jie. But as long as she answers first, it's the same.
For this proposal of the pearl of the palm. Fang Jie still had an attitude of indifference, but. He doesn't care doesn't mean that others don't care, first of all, Qiu Xin. The topic of a brain teaser in the palm of the palm almost didn't make him angry, but then the situation changed, and he was more satisfied with this by forgetting his feelings, because he also saw that his forgetfulness must be towards Fang Jie, he was not afraid that he would release water if he was forgetful, and he was very clear as the second-in-command of the company, and in terms of talent, forgetfulness was much stronger than his stubborn girl.
As for forgetfulness, she never thought about releasing water, or rather, she had blind confidence in Fang Jie, and she was not afraid that Fang Jie would not be able to answer, so without waiting for Fang Jie's eyes, she had already said the topic: "Then I'll come up with a topic." There is a famous saying called "Mutual Love", it is better to forget the rivers and lakes, where does it come from? After that, he looked at Fang Jie with emotion, and his eyes revealed sadness.
This has been said before, and Fang Jie has also heard it, that is, when she first saw Forgetfulness, she said a sentence to the lore, obviously, Forgetfulness is not so much a question, but rather an expression of a kind of heart, and it does not favor any side at all.
When he first heard this, Fang Jie almost said Isn't it from you? However, before he could open his mouth, the palm pearl on the opposite side smiled proudly: "Hahaha, this is from Stephen Chow's "Journey to the West" ......"
Halfway through the laughter, he saw that everyone present couldn't help laughing, while Fang Jie's eyes widened, puffing out his cheeks, holding back a smile, looking at himself with an unreasonable face, the pearl in his palm sank, and he thought to himself, did he remember wrong? After hesitation, the pearl in the palm immediately changed his words: "Oh! Wrong wrong! is from Andy Lau and Jacky Cheung's "Jianghu"! ”
"Poof", I couldn't help but laugh out loud anymore, and when I saw the other party laughing at himself like this, the pearl in my palm suddenly said angrily: "What are you laughing at!" I don't remember very well, anyway, it's in these two steps in the movie! If you have the ability, just say the answer! ”
"Cut!" Maybe it was because the pearl in his palm was too spoofed, which diverted Fang Jiedi's attention, and he was in a good mood, and suddenly forgot his previous idea of releasing the water, and immediately responded: "This sentence is from "Zhuangzi. In "The Great Master", the original words are that the spring is dry, the fish are on the land, the foam is wet, and the wet is wet, it is better to forget about the rivers and lakes, alas, I don't know who doesn't learn and don't know how to do it...... Belch! ”
As soon as he was halfway through his words, Fang Jie suddenly realized something, and couldn't help but be dumbfounded. (To be continued, if you want to know what will happen next, please log in., more chapters, support the author, support positive.)
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