Chapter 299: Beauties are all pit kings
"Your Excellency is magnanimous! Can you put the punishment on until tomorrow? The guard stood straight, but pleaded with a consultative tone.
"Yes! But the confinement will be changed to three days! ”
The officer who came had a golden name on his head: Colonel of the Lieutenant Army of the Bluestone City Garrison. The colonel was wearing a bright blue-gold armor - this armor was a gold suit on a blue background, and there was no rank in sight. With a sword at his waist, a three-finger-wide black chest badge on his left chest, a row of three golden five-star stars, and three metal bars equal to the width of the stars below the stars, I think it is the rank of this officer.
The colonel casually sent a personal entourage behind him: "You come to take over Shunyo's post." He didn't give a return salute to his relatives, and turned directly to Su Cheng: "Lord Lord has worked hard here. The subordinates have no form, so the adults laugh! ”
Su Cheng beat his chest and saluted: "The general's military discipline is strict and there is no lack of brotherhood, I admire it!" ”
The colonel does not deserve the title of general, but the so-called sedan chair is carried by everyone and shouts the official position to the high, as long as there is no person with a higher official position on the scene, it is a proper and loved hat.
The colonel immediately returned the salute to Su Cheng: "My lord has raised his love, and he can't be called 'general' below!" ”
Su Cheng smiled: "Tomorrow's general is also a general!" I wonder when the general is going to let me wait to start working in the army? ”
The colonel laughed: "Well said! In your busy schedule, you are still thinking about the cold and hardships of our soldiers in winter, spending a lot of money and laboring the army, how can you do your best as a landlord first! Besides, the sons and daughters are still practicing, and it will take time to collect the exercises! ”
An officer at the rank of colonel, he would not take a low-level adventurer like Su Cheng in his eyes, and his politeness at this time, in addition to the fact that the other party was the financier of the 'Labor Army' materials, was mostly due to Li Dingjun's autographed prayer post.
Su Cheng was not hypocritical: "Can you tell me about the itinerary of the labor army this time?" Look at it, my group of brothers who perform and deliver goods have not made proper arrangements when they first arrived at the barracks, and I am really afraid that they will break the rules of the camp! The story of General Zhou Yafu's army and fine willows has also been heard in the following! ”
It's a sycophant that doesn't leave a trace. The colonel took it with a smug face: "Since the lord insists, let's talk about it later-"
When the army got the news that someone was coming to the labor army, they first spent half a day cleaning up, and then adjusted the training content slightly: dangerous, dirty, and secret-hungry were not suitable for training in the labor army, and all of them were replaced with common subjects! I heard that there are also theatrical performances, let's also send a few people to put down training and prepare, in case someone needs to be on stage at that time, but they can't do it, wouldn't it be a slap in the face?
Speaking of this, a smile appeared on the colonel's black face: "You support the army, and the headquarters is ashamed. However, if you want to perform on stage, the brothers won't let you! ”
This provocative skill is ineffective against Su Cheng: "The military and civilians are close to Huan, and the picture is a family affection!" Your move, our seven swords have taken it! ”
The colonel also knew the purpose of the Seven Swords Labor Army, he would not violate the rules, and he would not intervene if he could be accommodating, which can be seen from the labor army's schedule: in the morning, there will be a gathering of 1,000 people. Seven Swords handed over the labor items to the military personnel in public, and the military personnel distributed them afterwards. At noon, officers at all levels of the army will accompany them to the meal to enhance their understanding of each other. The afternoon exercise time was postponed, and all departments gathered on time to watch the theatrical performance of the Seven Swords Mercenary Regiment - if there is a PK phenomenon in the program, it is purely a coincidence! After the performance, each department will start a drill in the martial arts arena, which is a common item that they are good at, such as piercing guns, throwing, strength, climbing obstacles, and so on. The people of the mercenary group can compete with the soldiers on these projects. This exercise, the time will be shortened, whether there is a chance to learn some skills of veterans, it all depends on fate.
Speaking of this, the colonel particularly emphasized: "Standard military martial arts, the Seven Swords mercenaries are not allowed to consult any soldiers, otherwise they will be punished for the crime of rebellion!" At the light of it, it will be hit with a stick, and at the worst, it will knock down its attributes and even level. Don't forget! ”
The punishment can be described as severe, in order to make everyone remember, Boss Su asked everyone to resend these words of the colonel in the Seven Swords chat group!
After the thousand-person team was assembled, Su Cheng and the people of the mercenary group removed all kinds of items from the carriage in public and handed them to the quartermaster for counting. After the handover, he got a system prompt: "The friendship of your mercenary group and the local garrison has been increased by ten!" "It can be determined that this relationship will be beneficial to the Seven Swords, and how much of the benefit will depend on the effect in the future. He also heard the colonel make a special arrangement for the quartermaster about the wild boar king meat: "The wild boar king meat will improve the strength or physique of those recruits who have not eaten the eggs, and divide it into three parts!" One serving for recruits, making sure to have one bowl per person. One-third of it was stewed into a broth for veterans to satisfy their cravings. The rest is all in storage! Register and make a book! ”
This guy didn't mention it to the officer, so it can be seen that he can get by!
"General, there is still a little bit of skill in the next ......" Su Cheng changed the name of a senior blacksmith: "I have a patent for a peeling knife in the lower part of the world, and I want to bring a purple grade peeling knife as a prize for this theatrical performance." Moreover, only for your brothers in the army! ”
The 'general' was swept away by this sentence - your sister! You're forcing me to take out a purple item and award it to your brother, a purple thing! Do I have one? Do I have one? Do you want to take out your ancestral longbow? No way!
Seeing the colonel's uncertain face, Su Cheng also guessed two points: "The general doesn't have to be embarrassed!" Only those who participate in the show can get this knife, depending on their ability! ”
That's right! The colonel's brows furrowed: I don't have anything, I have a lot of power! Give some rewards for this, and no one else can say anything weird! "My lord is really bold, something worth thousands of gold coins, say give it away! Don't worry, whoever of your brothers can get the most applause from these rough killers, and I have a reward here. You won't be disappointed! ”
Well, how many people are there in the show where we have the best chance of coming out on top? I counted, seven! Add in the vast grasslands and that's eight! Don't be weak when the time comes! The farewell at the beginning of the burlesque is personally choreographed by the vast grassland, and there will be no mistakes in the temporary Gassel.
"The show is on!" Says who? The announcer in a Mickey Mouse mask took the stage with a crooked kernel accent. The accent is not very familiar, it should be the vast steppe of Uridun.
The first program was the song "We Workers Have Power" adapted by the miners' eight-person group, and Liu Tianshan changed the word "worker" to miners. In order to increase the performance, the eight people also painted their faces black, each wearing a miner's hard hat from Andrew's mine, except for a burst of laughter when they appeared, and only received a consolation prize - a few seconds of applause.
King Kong Cat's "Tiger Job Hunting", which he copied from the Internet, is much stronger than the miners' chorus. It tells the story of a little tiger who grows up and looks for jobs everywhere in the forest. As a natural king, do you need to apply for a job? In the end, the little tiger grew up and naturally became the overlord of the party. In the process of job hunting, tigers will naturally make jokes when faced with "pig" bosses, "cow" farm managers, and "deer" shopkeepers. This cross talk satirizes some so-called "natural winners", and it has also been recognized by many GIs. When the show was finished, a corporal raised his hand, and with the consent of his chief officer, took the stage to 'pk' the show of King Kong Cat. The corporal performed an allegro program, and after a while, only a few Seven Swords players gave polite applause. The corporal returned to the audience in a gloomy manner. His chief official said: "These few people who talk about cross talk, the rewards will be issued by you!" "As for who will pay for the prize, the chief officer didn't mention a word!
The chorus effect of "On the Songhua River" is similar to what Wu Ridun expected: as long as you don't make a big mistake, this show will be a success - so many beauties are on stage, and it is normal for those Qiu Ba to have an excited cerebral hemorrhage! Haven't you heard? After three years as a soldier, the sow race sable! What's more, you are all real beauties!
In view of the relatively serious atmosphere of this song, the soldiers were not embarrassed to perform their true colors on the spot, and only gave a standing ovation after the chorus was completed, and the applause lasted for three minutes!
This effect made Su Cheng very satisfied. Look at the colonel sitting next to him, why is his face not very good? "General, are you sick? Your face is not very good! ”
The colonel rubbed his face: "It's okay, this song is a bit deep!" He had an agreement with his subordinate officers: all programs that applauded for more than three minutes and no one came on stage to challenge them would be rewarded by him on behalf of the command, which was actually a pit for him to pay out of his own pocket! It's just that at present, this pit is a bit big, and it is difficult to climb up, by the way, how many people are on the stage? Thirteen beauties! Where are the thirteen beauties? It's obviously thirteen big pits!
No one wants to come on stage to challenge these thirteen beauties, let alone if they win, and the army chorus mainly relies on the number of people and voices to overwhelm each other in momentum. Now the number of people on the other side, we must not be able to compare to each other if there are fewer people on it, there are too many people on it, I am really unprepared - it takes half a day to go up and queue up, and everyone still can't look at the beauties?
The colonel's sixth sense was so good that he fell into the first pit. The quartet of "Song of the Scouts", adapted from "Song of the Guerrillas", is actually a very popular way of singing by soldiers, and the tune of the march is sung, which will naturally be loved by the soldiers, and the applause is quite warm. By the third minute, everyone else stopped, except for the scout squadron directly under the Chinese army, who was still clapping. Everyone also understands that this is a sign that the scouts are claiming the reward. Just kidding, when people sing this song, they are coming for our scout camp, how will we mix in the future if we don't accept it?
The scouts were not vegetarians either, so they pushed four people onto the stage and played a song with blades of grass and reeds. This is the way for scouts in the army to communicate with each other when it is inconvenient to speak, and the four of them are now learning and selling, and the tune is the tune of "Scout Song". This time, the people of the Seven Swords saw it freshly, and they all applauded warmly, but it was those soldiers who clapped their hands for a while: they listened to this kind of blowing a lot!
The kicking lollipops performed by Su Cheng and Fu Tao really made some recruits hot, and they felt that this person's skills were better than some veterans! The applause came from the front rows of the battalions, almost for more than three minutes, and made the colonel break out in a cold sweat. It doesn't matter if the applause is not up to standard, there are still people who challenge! It was a scout veteran with the rank of corporal, and when the veteran came on stage, he realized that he had not found a partner willing to cooperate with him, standing on the stage and scratching his head, making the audience laugh back and forth. This veteran doesn't want to think about it, of course he who has a higher rank than him will not come to the stage to give him a hand; Anyone of the same rank as him would love to see his jokes, let alone help him! As for those recruits, some people don't have the guts, and some people see that others are making fun of him and won't go on stage! He was also a poor man who fell into a pit.
"Zhuang Bifan, you go up and cooperate!" Su Cheng ordered on the mercenary channel.
"Why me?" It's not that he's cowardly, he just wants to find out.
"Hehe, it's the reward given to you by the Seven Swords! Are you going or not? If I don't go, I'll be replaced! ”
"It's a big deal! Your rewards are not uncommon to me! When he came to the stage, he took the lollipop in the corporal's hand: "Brother, how about you partner when you come down?" ”
"Thank you, brother! This trick kicks the lollipop, and I haven't practiced it before. But don't worry, it is the main force of the bow team in the army, and it has been guided by the national bow team! ”
Your uncle's! If you have said that you are a disciple of the national football team, you will not be able to carry me in a sedan chair! It's late! As soon as the pretending offender closes his eyes, he peels off the lollipop candy paper and stuffs it in his mouth. He waited for a long time, heard a burst of laughter from the audience, and then opened his eyes and saw that the corporal was still looking at him. The pretending offender took out a lollipop with one hand: "Why don't you kick it yet?" ”
"Brother, should you bite the handle of the lollipop with your teeth and expose the candy?"
It's the game, and the lollipop melts in your mouth! At this time, the pretending convict noticed a system prompt: "You took a special lollipop in the army!" Your power is permanently increased by one! ”
Earned, earned, earned! The mouth of the codified prisoner grinning behind his ears: "I'm sorry, I'm used to eating candy like this!" Or, uncle, will you give me another one? "For the sake of a piece of sugar, this thing has no face to upgrade the 'brother' just now to 'uncle'!
This kind of special effect is available, how many can I have in a small creep? What else do you want? Believe it or not, I'll kick you in the face later? The corporal had a fire in his heart: "It's gone! Didn't you prepare for it yourself? ”
Pretending to be a codified offender gets a special effect lollipop, which is hinted at in the team. Su Cheng also clicked to see the special effect of the lollipop - randomly increased a little stat. In the stands, I saw the scene when the pretending to be a prisoner ate candy, and then it was "Teammate Xi Fantasy Gongzi's strength has increased a little." ". Su Cheng couldn't help but sigh in his heart: luck is really part of strength! At least, if you come to power on your own, you will never make such a mistake, and you will not be able to get this power!
The cooper stepped down and took a lollipop and went up again, this time without taking the wrong direction.
The scout was angry in his heart, and his steps were a little impetuous: progress, getting up, and for a moment he felt that this step was a bit big!
This kick is being pumped in the face of the pretending criminal! A ** in the live broadcast is a close-up here, and I saw a bloody tooth and a lollipop flying out of the mouth of the pretending criminal-
Pretending to be a prisoner fell on the stage, the audience screamed and laughed together, and even the colonel sitting in front of the stage couldn't help but show a smile.
This kick also made most of the pretending criminal's HP drop directly. Anyway, you can't die, and the priest in the army is also sitting in front of the stage! Without waiting for the priest to make a move, Shengshengman raised his hand, and an intermediate healing technique pulled back more than eighty percent of the blood volume of the pretending criminal. Her hand really caught the attention of the army priest!
The scout veteran kicked down the pretending convict, and he was stunned for a long time, and when Shengsheng Man treated the pretending convict, he reacted, quickly apologized one after another, and scooped up the West Phantom boy from the ground: "I'm sorry, brother, it's all my brother, I'm not good at learning...... Me, I'll give you the lollipops for the next month, okay? ”
I must accept your sincere apology! "It's okay! A fighter who can't resist a beating is not a good fighter! My address is...... My name is West Fantasy Boy, you can just send it to me when the time comes! The pretending convict suddenly felt that his 13 pretending was not very good: "What, brother, how about I send you a piece of meat from the Boar King?" Two copies? Three copies? That's it! ”
The meat of the wild boar king has a special effect only if you eat it for the first time, and I, a lollipop officer, can take it many times before! Well, I can swap with someone else! The meat tastes better! After thinking about it for a long time, the scout veteran felt that he had not suffered a loss, and immediately said: "If you send it to me, I will send it to you!" ”
The two of them got off the stage, and the scout veteran saw that Lord Twilight Orange and Fu Yuliu were still sitting on the side, and then looked at the malicious eyes of the scout comrades, and realized that they had lost a lot - the rewards of these two adventurers would have to be borne by themselves!
Pretending to be a convict also feels that he has lost a lot: live broadcast! After receiving their own news, the entire debunking party brothers saw the footage of themselves being kicked off the big teeth for the first time, and it was a close-up shot! What else can I say in the chat channel besides crying?
King Kong began to sing again: "The one who weeps bitterly...... Those who weep bitterly ......"
The next program was Mayila's solo singing and the girls' group tap dance, both of which enjoyed more than three minutes of enthusiastic applause from all the officers and soldiers.
The Colonel has also become a 'miserable man' - these bunnies, all the programs with a lot of people, use the method of applause to push the reward on my head! If labor and management don't deduct a little from your heads, how can you get so many rewards? Forehead drop god, this pit is bigger than the one in front!
I'm an actor!! Uridun cheered himself on stage as he went on stage, and my performance level was the highest in the group! I must get the warmest applause! I can't compare with girls, who called this the army? The girls' show is destined to be a success......
From an artistic point of view, the songs sung in the vast grassland are of course the highest level performances so far, but who called you not a woman? Applause can be given to you, more than three minutes and no way! Besides, we also have male singers! A team of thousands of pure masters, can't find a few handsome fruits who can sing brilliantly? Several fighters raised their hands and signaled, wanting to PK the program of the vast grassland!
Uzhdun this depressed!
Fortunately, the officers left the opportunity to challenge the vast steppe to a new recruit. This recruit has an excellent voice, but he has less acting experience. It was the first time I had sung in front of so many people, and there were so many beautiful girls watching, so I was really nervous! Oh no, am I getting a little too high in this song?
The recruit broke the sound, allowing Uridun, the only 'horn' of the Seven Swords, to win PK dangerously.
The five-member chorus of "Heaven and Earth Martial Soul" is doomed to failure - in vain, Blue Moon, the prodigal son of the border city, the candy aristocrat, and the all-professional master just started singing, and the thousands of officers and soldiers in the audience began to meet. The five could barely hear what they were singing.
Seeing the five people step down in embarrassment, Su Cheng decisively admitted his mistake: "It's my fault." I sang this song at the Marquis's Court. I didn't expect Li Dingjun to sing this song to the army so quickly. It seems that this song is still very popular! ”
The five of them looked at each other and laughed: "No loss, no loss!" We were inspired by the chorus of a thousand people of the army to have the ability to fight songs! Just sing this song in battle to bring blessings to your teammates! This is the power of a troubadour. Having this ability meant that these five people could choose to develop as troubadours.
The troubadour profession is not outstanding in itself, but it has a strong auxiliary ability - as long as the members of the team can hear his battle song, they can receive the corresponding blessings, which is unlimited! This harvest of the chorus group is very likely to be the biggest harvest of the Seven Swords' labor army this time.
What made Seven Swords fall through the glasses was the eleventh program: male voice reverse song: "Hot Girl" performer: Tianshan Wonder Hero. Tianshan Wonder Man is played in his true colors: the character is burly and stout, with a dark face, and sings the spicy, enthusiastic and playful "Hot Girl", this contrast almost breaks through the limits of heaven and earth! Nan Feiyan also sang very well! A beautiful song, stunned to vomit on the spot sung by several front-row officers, or rather, vomit when watching! "Please stop singing! I'll send you this reward! A major officer shouted with a twisted face.
The fashion show is sure to be the one that gets the most applause! In addition to the costumes and props rented from the system, the girls of the Seven Swords also brought out their most beautiful clothes! The almost frantic applause and whistles of the soldiers in the audience made the girls secretly frightened. But shouting and shouting, as long as the GIs sit in a row and the formation is not disordered, there is nothing to worry about!
At the end of the performance, the applause became rhythmic, and it continued to ring for one minute, two minutes, and five minutes! The girls had no choice but to take the stage again for a curtain call! This time, the applause lasted for a few more minutes, and it was not until the vast grassland finished the curtain but did not end, making the audience realize that the performers of the next show had already taken the stage, and the applause gradually stopped.
Sanqi opened the door and played.
"Ulaanbaatar's Father" is an old song, if it weren't for the Mongolian likes of Uridun, the people of Seven Swords would not have heard of this song. This song can be sung solo, or sung in duet between men and women, the tune is also simple, Sanqi can sing decently after only learning three times, and she has a lively personality, facing Wu Ridun, who is nearly 20 years older than herself, she can also freely show her little girl's side, which is very in line with the atmosphere requirements of the 'father and daughter' duet.
(End of chapter)