Metamorphosis - Many Disasters (65)
That day, we hadn't found a place to stay until the evening, so we had to rush away. Not to mention, I haven't noticed that the scenery at night is actually quite good, and as far as the eye can see, I can see the moonlight shining through the trees, forming bright spots on the ground; Looking up at the sky again, I saw a bright moon hanging over my head at this time, so I couldn't help but sing: The big river flows eastward, and the stars in the sky are ...... towards the Beidou.
Brother Monkey came over in time and slapped me on the head, and then said: Idiot, what are you nervous about, where is the big river here? Hurry up and walk seriously, you won't be able to find a place to sleep later! So I had no choice but to walk seriously. Walk all the way and watch all the way, and before you know it, you will reach the top of the mountain.
Brother Monkey stood on a big rock and looked into the distance, and then Brother Monkey jumped down and said to us: Okay, there is someone in front, let's hurry up, and we won't be able to do it when people sleep later! After finishing speaking, Brother Monkey took the lead in front of him, and he looked very fast. As I walked, I asked Brother Monkey: Brother Monkey, are you sure there is really a family in front of you? Brother Monkey said that if you believe it, believe it or not, pull it down! So I had no choice but to believe it. People often make their own choices when they don't have a choice. Anyway, let's follow Brother Monkey all the way forward, and it didn't take long for us to arrive outside a courtyard.
According to the old rules, Senior Brother Sha went to call the door. Senior Brother Sha cautiously walked forward, and the strange thing was that Senior Brother Sha didn't knock directly on the door after he walked over, but listened to something there. After a while, Senior Brother Sha returned. I said, Senior Brother Sha, what are you doing? Why don't you call the door? Brother Monkey said: Senior Brother Sha, what's wrong? Senior Brother Sha looked very embarrassed and said: Senior Brother Second Senior Brother, the people in the room are crying! It doesn't seem like it's good to bother him, right? When I heard that someone was crying, I hurriedly asked: Is it a man or a woman? Brother Monkey said: Go, go, go! Nerd, you think about women all day long, except for eating and sleeping! Brother Monkey asked: Is it a man or a woman? Senior Brother Sha said: It seems to be a man.
Brother Monkey thought for a while and said: Let's go, let's go in and have a look, or Senior Brother Sha, you knock on the door first. So the three of us marched towards the door. When I got closer, I heard that someone was really crying, like the voice of an old man. Brother Monkey called Senior Brother Sha to call the door, and then there was a sound of kicking and tapping in the room, and then the door opened with a "squeak". It was really an old man who came out, and after seeing Senior Brother Sha, the old man asked: What is the matter? At that time, Brother Monkey and I were hiding behind the house, so the old man didn't see us.
Senior Brother Sha smiled and said: "Old man, we are passing by here, and I want to spend the night here when it is late, but I don't know if it is convenient or not. The old man said, "Are you alone?" Senior Brother Sha said: No, I still have two senior brothers. What about people? The old man asked. When I heard that we were being told to go out, I immediately walked out, and replied with a smile as I walked: "Old man, here we are!" Yes! The old man screamed at the sight of me, and then retracted his head, and then planned to close the door.
Seeing this, Brother Monkey hurriedly went up and pushed the door of the old man's room and said very sincerely: Don't be afraid, old man, we are not bad people, although we are not good-looking! Brother Monkey smiled when he said this, probably because the old man was smiling when he saw us, and finally believed us, and said while letting us into the house: Since this is the case, then come in! When I went in, Brother Monkey greeted the old man and complained to me: Idiot, you see, everything is done in a careless way, and the old man is scared! I muttered: It's just that the old man is timid! You still say! Brother Monkey said that he was about to come over and knock me on the head, but fortunately, Senior Brother Sha stopped Brother Monkey in time, otherwise there would be two more pimples on the old pig's head now.
After sitting down, Brother Monkey walked up to the old man and asked with a smile: Old man, do you have anything to eat here? Get some out and let us have fun! The old man looked embarrassed, and hesitated for a moment, but did not speak.
Brother Monkey is an understanding person, and before I could light him, he consciously took out a stack of banknotes from his pocket, stuffed it into the old man's hand, and still said with a smile: This time is good? Sure enough, when the old man saw the money, his attitude immediately changed, and he said: You wait here, I'll bring it to you! After that, the old man went into the back room.
Brother Monkey smiled and said: It seems that money is everything. It didn't take long for the old man to bring out a plate of pancakes from the back room. I asked: Old man, do you have any chicken legs in your house? Brother Monkey said: Idiot, where are you so particular? It's good to have baked cakes to eat, so be content! After a while, the old man said: There are two roosters, but now they can't rush to kill and eat? It's almost ten o'clock; Tomorrow, right? The old man asked for my opinion and said.
Brother Monkey spoke without waiting for me to reply, and Brother Monkey said: Old man, don't worry about him, that's good, that's good! Let's eat Brother Monkey and ask: Old man, what happened when we heard you crying in the house just now? The old man sighed and said, "I have come from other places, and I have been here for three years; Because they came from other places, they didn't have land; Last year, I rented one acre and three points of land from a Taoist priest, and the original agreement was to pay 1,000 catties of grain a year, but this year he suddenly said that he wanted to increase the rent, and he wanted 1,500 catties a year; It wasn't a small amount, so I objected, for he unreasonably took away my only ploughing ox; Today, my old woman went to reason with him, but he actually detained the old woman there, saying that I could only release him after I agreed to his conditions, so I cried in a hurry!
After listening to the old man's words, I was pouted. I said, "Old man, you don't have any children or anything?" The old man sighed and said, "Yes, but they are all in the field, and they haven't been seen for many years!" Taoist? Brother Monkey asked smartly: Old man, tell me what kind of Taoist priest it is: The old man said: That Taoist priest is not only rich and powerful, but also knows magic, and it is said that he can say a word to kill people! So powerful? Brother Monkey asked. The old man said that he had heard from others, but he had never seen it with his own eyes; But looking at the appearance of the Taoist priest, it is very likely that it is true! After the old man finished speaking, Brother Monkey lowered his head and pondered.
Senior Brother Sha said: Old man, since he has to pay so much rent there, why not change another one? The old man said: You said it lightly, people are rich and powerful, as the saying goes, "Sun Monkey can't escape from the palm of his hand"! Brother Monkey is a spirit, I said Brother Monkey, don't think too much, the old man doesn't know that you are a monkey! Senior Brother Sha said again and again: That's right! That's right! Brother Monkey said: Lao Sun wants to meet the Taoist priest who bullied people! When Brother Monkey said this, he was indignant, as if he could find a Taoist priest at any time. Seeing this, the old man hurriedly said: You must not be reckless, that Taoist priest is powerful!
I said: Old man, you don't know anything, my monkey brother is a powerful man, and even the gods are afraid of him! Brag! The old man muttered. Brother Monkey said: Old man, what is the name of the Taoist priest? Where to stay? The old man thought for a while before saying, "You can't get into trouble by yourself!" Brother Monkey smiled, and then said: Old man, don't worry, my grandson said that what can be done will definitely be done, and when the time comes, not only will your cattle come back, but even the old woman will come back together. I said: Not only that, but Brother Monkey can also ask that Taoist priest to reduce your rent!
As soon as he finished speaking, he saw Brother Monkey flying over with white eyes. Brother Monkey said, nerd, you have the ability to go! The old man thought for a while before saying: That Taoist priest is named Pingcao Taoist, and he also has a brother named Pingluo Taoist...... Ha ha! Before the old man could finish speaking, I laughed. Brother Monkey asked: What are you laughing at, idiot? I said that the names of these two Taoist priests are really funny, they are so cheesy!
Brother Monkey said: Go, go! Go! The old man said: Don't look at the names of the two of them, they are actually amazing! The people in this area are afraid of him. Brother Monkey said: Where does the Taoist priest live? The old man said that they lived in a big house on the top of the hill behind, and there were special guards in it! Just like the yamen in the past, it was difficult for ordinary people to get in.
Brother Monkey smiled and said: I didn't meet my grandson, if my grandson had come earlier, someone would have gone in. After that, we talked to the old man about some nonsense, and then we went to sleep. Because of the relationship of avenging him, and the fact that Brother Monkey gave him so much money before, the old man decided to let us live in my mother-in-law's room. I disagreed, and whispered to Brother Monkey that there was a peculiar smell in my mother-in-law's room. Brother Monkey said that if you don't sleep here, then you can sleep on the floor.
So I decided to sleep in that smelly room again.
I slept so soundly that I woke up the next morning to find that I had fallen under the bed at some point. When we got up, the old man had already arranged our breakfast, saying that he would have to go to the field to farm later, and he couldn't delay it too long, otherwise the sun would get bigger at noon. Brother Monkey smiled and said: Old man, why didn't you say it earlier, see that we delayed you again. The old man said that you must not say that, you should accept the money if you give it.
After eating, we decided to go to the mountains to meet the old woman. The old man was going to stop us from going, but Brother Monkey said: Can you meet the old woman? So the old man had no choice but to let us go.
After that, we said goodbye to the old man and walked along the winding path. Senior Brother Sha said: Senior Brother, I always feel that it is not good to do this; We haven't finished our business yet, and now we have to help others, which seems a bit overwhelming. Brother Monkey said: Senior Brother Sha, where are you talking about this, we are just trying our best; You can't watch the second elder being bullied by Taoist priests! I agree with Brother Monkey's statement, because after Brother Monkey's remarks, I immediately felt my blood boiling.
Finally, when we were about to reach the top of the mountain, we finally saw the big yard that the old man said, on a flat land, surrounded by some flowers and trees, which looked very elegant. I said: Brother Monkey, look at it, rich people are different! Brother Monkey said: Cut! Aren't they all exploited from the elderly? The gate of the courtyard was closed, and Brother Monkey walked up to him and listened carefully, then pushed it with his hand, and the gate did not move.
Senior Brother Sha stepped forward and looked inside through the crack in the door, and then said, "Senior Brother Second Senior Brother, you don't seem to have anyone!" I said how could this be possible, the old man clearly said that he was just like the former yamen. Senior Brother Sha said, Second Senior Brother, just come and take a look, there is really no one inside! I was about to go over to see it, but Brother Monkey got on first. Brother Monkey said: It seems to be! Senior Brother Sha said: Then what should we do now? Brother Monkey thought for a while and said: Come on, let's go first and rescue the old woman and the ploughing cow, and then there will be no worries about fighting.
Senior Brother Sha said: Well, that's a good idea. We decided to climb over the wall and go in, and it was really quiet inside, and we didn't even see a single figure. Brother Monkey looked around cautiously, and I said, "Brother Monkey, please don't do so obscene actions, make us all look like thieves."
Brother Monkey didn't speak, still cautiously looking around. Suddenly, Senior Brother Sha, who was standing at the front of the team, said: Senior Brother and Second Senior Brother, listen, there seems to be someone talking in the room! I pricked up my ears and listened for a while, and it was as if someone was talking in the room, and it was very quiet. Brother Monkey said let's go, let's go in and have a look.
The three of us walked to the front of the room and listened carefully. Senior Brother Sha said that the second senior brother doesn't need to be so exaggerated, it's huge, and we're just three of us.
I understood that it was not someone talking, but someone crying quietly. Brother Monkey thought for a while and said: It sounds like the voice of an old woman, let's go in and have a look. There was still no one inside, and it was really an old woman crying inside. After some inquiry, we knew that it was indeed the old man's mother-in-law yesterday, so we lightly got the old woman out. The old woman asked, "Who are you?"
Brother Monkey smiled and said: We are all invited by the old man to save you. It seemed that the old woman wanted to say something, but was stopped by Brother Monkey. Brother Monkey asked: Old woman, where was your ploughing cow tethered by the Pingwu Taoist and the Pingluo Taoist? The old woman thought for a moment and said: I don't know very well, it seems to be in the direction behind. After that, Brother Monkey instructed Senior Brother Sha to slowly help the old woman out, and asked me to follow him to the back to find the ploughing cow.
Sure enough, there was a big yellow cow standing there looking around, and strangely, the cow seemed to know that we were there to save him, and when we walked in, he wagged his tail. Brother Monkey told me to lead in front, and he pushed in the back. When we went out, Senior Brother Sha was still standing there. Brother Monkey said: Senior Brother Sha, why are you still standing there? Why don't you go quickly? Senior Brother Sha said: Senior Brother Second Senior Brother, I am waiting for you! Brother Monkey said: Cut! When will you have to wait, and the Taoist priests will come back after a while! So Senior Brother Sha hurriedly walked down the mountain again.
Just as Brother Monkey and I were about to work together to drive the ploughing cattle down the mountain, there was a sudden burst of heavy drinking from the bushes next to me? Who ??? Brother Monkey and I were startled, and when we looked back, two Taoist priests walked out of the bushes, tall men, each carrying a basket on their backs. Needless to say, it must be a flat and convex Taoist. Dare to ask the two, but the master here is the head of the flat draw and the head of the flat convex road? Brother Monkey asked politely.
Precisely! One of the Taoist priests said: I am Pingao, this is my junior brother Pingvex! Who are you? Daoist Pinghua and Daoist Pingluo walked up to him and asked again. Brother Monkey smiled and said: Lao Sun hasn't asked you who you are, why do you want to rob other people's ploughing cattle? And detaining other people's old women here?
The two Taoist priests put down the back basket, and then they circled around us, and seeing that the situation was not good, I hurriedly handed over the rope of the ploughing cow to Senior Brother Sha, and told him to go first alone, and I and Brother Monkey came to deal with these two Taoist priests. Who are you? Actually came here to meddle in your business? Hurry up and leave the ploughing cattle and people behind, otherwise you will look good! One of the Taoist priests said.
Ha ha! Brother Monkey smiled and said: Today, Lao Sun wants to see what you can do! The two Taoist priests were still circling around us, and suddenly, the head of the Daoist Pinglu said to the chief of the Daoist Ping: "Big brother, I think these are like those King Kong incorruptible bodies from Lingshan who are going to the end of the mysterious space!" Seriously? A sinister smile appeared on the face of the head of the flat draw, and then he carefully and carefully gathered us.
Big brother, it's true, people say they look weird, don't you think a few of them are weird? I heard that eating their meat can increase your cultivation! It seems that Senior Brother Sha's guess yesterday was not wrong at all, we will be more troublesome today, even if we can get the old woman and the ploughing cow back, it seems that we can't just leave. Seeing that our identities were exposed, Brother Monkey laughed and said: So what? Isn't it? The head of the road said: How is the eldest brother? Am I right? They are really the incorruptible body of King Kong! The head of the flat convex road said with a sinister smile: Yes, you dare to send it to the door yourself; You're boiling rice balls in a teapot today.
So how? I said. Couldn't go out! The flat draw chief said. I said to Senior Brother Sha: It seems that we have to teach them a lesson today. Brother Monkey turned around and said to Senior Brother Sha: You take the old woman and the ploughing cow first. So Senior Brother Sha planned to leave. Hold it! Just as Senior Brother Sha turned around and was about to leave, Ping Ludao shouted loudly, and then flew up. Stop him! Brother Monkey shouted at me.
I reacted immediately, and immediately went towards the flat and convex road chief in mid-air. Come on! I shouted to Senior Brother Sha who was still stunned as I walked over. Oh! Senior Brother Sha came to his senses at this time, and then turned around and left. Seeing this, the head of the flat draw looked more annoyed, flew up, crossed the top of Brother Monkey's head, and then continued to pass in the direction of Senior Brother Sha. Brother Monkey was quick and quick, and he also flew up at the moment when the flat draw was just flying, so the two of them fought in mid-air. Seeing that Senior Brother Sha was getting farther and farther, the Flat Convex Dao Leader in front of him became even more angry, and after shaking for a while, he planned to fly towards Senior Brother Sha again. I rolled over, then jumped up again, and just reached the feet of the head of the flat bump. I did a volley flip, just tripping at the feet of the head of the flat convex road, so the head of the flat road fell down with a pop.
When he got up, he saw that Senior Brother Sha had already walked away, so he stood up angrily, and then rushed towards me again. I shouted "click" in time. So the head of the flat road stood there and did not move. What's the matter? The head of the flat convex road asked. I took advantage of his stop and slammed back, only to hit him in the stomach, and he squatted down with a whoop. I said, "It's nothing, the old pig just told you to stand there and be beaten." After beating the flat and convex road chief down, I hurriedly ran over to help Brother Monkey, it seems that the skill of the level and convex road chief is very profound, and Brother Monkey hasn't done him for a long time. So I shouted to Brother Monkey: The old pig is here! Seeing that I had passed, a look of horror appeared on the face of the head of the flat draw, but then he began to give it his all again.
Gradually, the flat draw length could not support it, and gradually it was at a disadvantage. Just as we were in the heat of the fight, the head of the flat convex road rushed up again, and it was still when I was completely defenseless. When I found him, he was already behind me, and he was reminded by Brother Monkey. I was about to turn around and greet him, but I didn't expect the head of the flat draw to speak first: Senior brother, don't fight with them, hurry up and go into the house to talk! After saying this, the head of the flat draw took the lead and retreated to the door, and the head of the flat and convex road behind him went up with the same speed, and then they went in one by one, and then the gate of the courtyard slammed shut. Brother Monkey laughed and said, "What a coward, look where you are running today!"
After that, Brother Monkey beckoned me to jump with him from the wall to the courtyard. When we entered, the head of the draw and the head of the flat convex road seemed to have entered the house, so we decided to break in. But before we could get to the door, the door creaked open, and then we saw the head of the draw and the head of the flat convex road come out, and each of them had something like a gong in his hand. But it wasn't actually a gong, and the things in their hands weren't the same; The gong on the hand of the leader of the flat draw is concave inward, while the gong on the hand of the leader of the flat and convex road is convex outward. Brother Monkey smiled and said, "Old man, even if you can't win, then it will be useless to beat this gong and drum; Let's sit down and talk, so as not to hurt the peace! I said yes! Oh, yes! Maybe I'll give you a 20% discount when the old pig spanks you! The head of the flat draw looked more energetic at this time, and I saw him say triumphantly: As long as you can escape our yin and yang gong today, not only will you not be guilty of the past, but also see your face; rent reduction for the elderly; If not, you can wait for us to be our appetizer! When he said this, he smiled siniverly at the side, as if they had already won the battle. Brother Monkey smiled and said: Really? The flat draw chief said: Seriously! I said: Brother Monkey, it's better for us to sign a contract with them first, so that they don't turn their faces and deny it in the future. Brother Monkey doesn't speak.
When we stopped, the flat draw and the flat convex were already slowly walking down, and then they stood a foot away from us. Brother Monkey said: Hehe, Lao Sun wants to see how powerful your yin and yang gong is today. The head of the flat draw and the head of the flat convex road did not speak, but stood still one by one, the head of the flat draw was in front of us, and the head of the flat and convex road was behind us. Brother Monkey looked around for a while, probably looking for some mystery.
I said, "Brother Monkey, you see that they are mysterious, as if they have a conspiracy!" Brother Monkey said: Be careful. As soon as Brother Monkey finished speaking, he saw that a powerful air flow suddenly emerged from the gong in the hand of the head of the flat draw. Because it came suddenly, Brother Monkey and I couldn't help but take two steps back, and then bent down hand in hand to resist.
The air was getting stronger and stronger, pushing us backwards. Hahahaha, the head of the draw smirked. Brother Monkey thought for a while and said: Oh no, the wind is getting stronger and stronger, let's evacuate quickly. After finishing speaking, Brother Monkey took the lead and ran outside. Where to run! Suddenly, the head of the flat and convex road, who had been standing behind him and did not move, spoke, and then saw him raise the convex gong in his hand, facing the direction of the long concave surface of the flat and concave road.
Nerds! What are you still standing there for? Don't go yet! Brother Monkey shouted urgently. Here it comes! That's when I reacted. But it was too late, for a strong air flow also came out of the gong of the Flat Convex Dao Chief, and was pulling us in his direction. In this way, we are the enemy on the back; There was a flat draw in front of us to push us back, and a flat and convex road leader in the back to pull us back, so I had to take two steps back, and I forgot even the idea of escaping. Of course, it's not that the old pig doesn't want to escape, but the wind is too strong.
Looks like they're trying to put us in the gong of the Flat Convex Road. Brother Monkey saw that I hadn't gone out yet, so he stretched out his hand to pull me again. But it's a pity that Brother Monkey not only failed to pull me out, but even he himself fell into it again. While struggling, I shouted to Brother Monkey: Brother Monkey, you better go out first, and then figure out a way later. It is estimated that Brother Monkey felt that I was reasonable, so he really began to struggle outside.
Just when Brother Monkey was about to take a step out of the periphery of the strong airflow, the wind on both sides became stronger again, and with a pop, he sucked me into the gong of the flat and convex road chief. It was only when I got closer to that I finally saw it clearly, it turned out that the gong of the head of the flat convex road had become much bigger at some point, and when I went in, it was still very spacious, and it was estimated that Brother Monkey and Senior Brother Sha must be no problem when they came in. So they're ready for us.
Brother Monkey was not spared, and just as he was about to get out of the range where the two air currents interacted, he was pulled back by the more powerful air current. There was a pop, so Brother Monkey also lay down in the gong with the length of the draw like me. While hiding from the wind blowing over, I said to Brother Monkey: Brother Monkey, this yin and yang gong is really a bit capable! Brother Monkey originally wanted to rush out, but after several attempts without success, and with my help, Brother Monkey still couldn't rush out. The flat draw and the flat convex are slowly approaching, and it seems that they are planning to put the two gongs together, so we can only be inside. Brother Monkey said fuck it now, he was fooled by such a small thing.
Just as we were waiting for the head of the flat draw and the head of the flat convex road to put the two gongs together, the voice of Senior Brother Sha suddenly came from in the distance: Senior brother and second senior brother! Brother Monkey was very happy to see Senior Brother Sha, and hurriedly shouted at Senior Brother Sha: Come here quickly, we are going to be detained by them! Here it comes! Senior Brother Sha agreed, and then flew towards the nearby flat draw chief. Seeing that Senior Brother Sha was about to come to him, and seeing that we were about to be saved, the head of the flat draw suddenly loosened the gong in his hand, and the gong flew straight towards us along the powerful air current, and it was at a very rapid speed.
Bang dang. There was a loud bang, so the gong and the drum gong were immediately combined, and I and Brother Monkey were locked in the hollow position in the middle.
So our eyes immediately became black, not only black, but also our scalps were numb from the loud noise. Fortunately, my old pig's ears are big and can cover some of them, so Brother Monkey is more miserable, and he rolls with his head for a while. There was a fight between Brother Monkey and the two Taoist priests outside, and I said, "Brother Monkey, hurry up and find a way for us to go out, maybe they will eat our meat tonight!" Brother Monkey said that you still need to say this? Lao Sun is also a head and two big.
We stood up with each other's arms, because the inside was concave and had a slope, so there was no way for us to really stand up. Brother Monkey stood on my shoulder, and then used Lide to push the gong on the top, but unfortunately no matter how hard Brother Monkey tried, it still didn't move. In the end, Brother Monkey simply sat down and said that it was better to wait for Senior Brother Sha to save us. It is said that Senior Brother Sha and those two Taoist priests are fighting hotly outside, let's listen to it here, and we don't know whether Senior Brother Sha won the battle or those two Taoist priests have the upper hand.
Finally, the flags outside died down for a while, and then I heard Senior Brother Sha's voice: Senior Brother and Second Senior Brother, you wait for a while, I'll move the rescuers! After finishing speaking, there was a sound of kicking and stomping, and it seemed that Senior Brother Sha had run away. Hahahaha, there was smug laughter outside. I said: Brother Monkey, you said that Senior Brother Sha would find those people to be rescuers? Brother Monkey said that ghosts only know! We've both been locked up, who else can he find? Come, brother, let's carry them in! It is the voice of the flat draw length. Okay! The head of the road replied.
Then I felt shaky, and then I heard a "squeak" open the door, and then I felt a shaking, and it seemed that we were put on the ground. Big brother, when will you eat them? The head of the flat convex road asked. After a while, the head of the flat draw said: "In the evening, junior brother, you can go to the mountain to get some great tonic medicinal materials and come back, and we will bring them to eat in a few nights." Good! The captain said happily, and then heard the sound of the door opening and the sound of kick-and-tap footsteps. Knock knock, there was a banging sound from above.
Who is it? Brother Monkey asked. Haha, it's okay, I just want to see if you're still there! The above flat draw long said. I said Brother Monkey, you are really interesting, people are not knocking on the door, you still ask who he is! I don't know if it's getting dark, but I guess it must be getting dark based on the movements of the head of the draw, because he is already crackling and breaking wood and making a fire to boil water. It didn't take long for the head of the flat convex road to return.
Senior brother, it's coming! Who's coming? The head of the flat draw asked vigilantly. Here comes the herbs! The head of the road said with a smile. The flat draw chief "cut" sound. I thought it was Senior Brother Sha coming! Senior brother, how do you get them out? The head of the flat convex road asked. After being silent for a while, the head of the flat draw said: Knock on it first, and then knock them all unconscious, and then do it? Sure enough, there was a thumping sound from above, and when it reverberated around our space, the thump turned into a buzzing sound again, shaking people's scalps. Brother Monkey originally told us to cover our ears, but that didn't work at all, because not only were our ears uncomfortable, but the rope was also uncomfortable at the same time, as if someone was constantly piercing our bodies with countless silver needles. Also, I felt like my mind was starting to sink into confusion.
Finally, after a violent knock, my head tilted and I fell unconscious. When I woke up again, I found that I had been tied to the pillar, and Brother Monkey was next to me, also tied to the pillar; Directly in front of us, the head of the draw and the head of the flat convex road are boiling water. Seeing that we woke up, the head of the flat convex road walked forward and looked me up and down, and then looked at me with a kind of lustful eyes and said: You are in good shape! However, the head of the flat convex road then thought of a very important and crucial question, that is how to eat us.
Listening to their lively discussion, I couldn't help but think of the chicken legs, and I thought about how happy it would be if I could have a chicken leg to eat now. But the reality of the situation does not allow it, so I can only think about it like that, and I can't put it into practice. Anyway, the head of the flat draw and the head of the flat convex road were over there to discuss eating us, and Brother Monkey's eyes were gurgling. I said: Brother Monkey, don't even think about running away, let's pray that Senior Brother Sha will come soon! Of course, I said this quite quietly, but for some reason I was heard by the head of the flat draw.
What the? Escape? As he spoke, he put down the firewood in his hand and walked towards us. Who wants to escape? The head of the flat draw walked up to me and asked. I said haha, "Ah, no one said they wanted to run away, we were just discussing how to cooperate with you to eat meat."
The head of the flat draw looked very unconvinced and said: There is no way to escape, as long as you can escape our yin and yang gong, I will say that you are amazing! Is that! Is that! I hurriedly patted his ass and said. Pull that fat-headed, big-eared one over! The head of the flat draw said to the head of the flat and convex road. After that, the head of the road came over, intending to pull me over.
I looked at Brother Monkey, thinking that Brother Monkey was willing to come forward several times before, I don't know if I can this time, but unfortunately Brother Monkey turned his head to the side. The head of the road said: Don't look at it, anyway, sooner or later it will be the same end, don't be envious. After that, the head of the road picked up the machete, and then prepared to cut it off at my head.
said that it was too late, and at the second when the head of the Pinglu Road was about to start, Senior Brother Sha's voice suddenly sounded outside the door: Stop! Then I heard the sound of the door opening, and then I saw Senior Brother Sha walk in. Senior Brother Sha! I shouted in surprise. Senior Brother Sha walked to the place five steps in front of the head of the flat convex road and stopped. Go and bring the yin and yang gongs!
The chief stood up and commanded the chief, and then the chief ran into the inner room, and then took out the two-sided gong, one drummed and one concave. Haha, it looks like you won't be able to run away today! The head of the flat draw said proudly. Brother Monkey said: Senior Brother Sha, you have to be careful, that gong is amazing, and I and the nerd were caught by it! Senior Brother Sha said, Senior Brother, don't worry, I have my own way. I said: Senior Brother Sha, you said you went to move the rescuers, where are the rescuers? Senior Brother Sha said, Second Senior Brother, don't worry, I will definitely be able to rescue you today.
I said okay, old pig will see how you rescued us today. As he spoke, the head of the flat draw and the head of the flat convex road surrounded Senior Brother Sha one after another, and then raised the gong noodles in their respective hands. Brother Monkey said: Senior Brother Sha be careful, it's very powerful! Senior Brother Sha didn't speak, just looked at the flat draw in front of him in a daze. The head of the flat draw and the head of the flat convex road worked together this time, and I saw two powerful and mutually attractive air currents immediately rushing towards Senior Brother Sha.
Senior Brother Sha obviously didn't understand it, so he really took two steps back. Be careful! I shouted at Senior Brother Sha. The head of the flat draw looked very proud, laughed haha, and then strained a little, and then the two air currents in the middle became even more powerful. At the same time, the head of the flat convex road seemed to be exerting himself, so Senior Brother Sha gradually couldn't support it. At this time, I had already walked to Brother Monkey to watch with him, although I was in a hurry, but I couldn't help in the slightest. The airflow is getting bigger and bigger, and the draw length and the flat convex length are gradually moving away.
After I finished thinking about it, Senior Brother Sha's fate will definitely be the same as ours.
It was too late to say that it was fast, and the length of the flat draw and the length of the flat convex road accelerated the speed of closing. Seeing that they were about to detain Senior Brother Sha inside, the situation suddenly changed; I saw that Senior Brother Sha suddenly took out a long stick from behind his back, and it happened to be in the middle of the two gongs. As a result, the flat draw and the flat convex length can no longer be combined, and the convection velocity of the air flow is much less rapid than before. Senior Brother Sha saw the opportunity and came out with a dodge, and before the head of the flat draw and the head of the flat convex road reacted again, Senior Brother Sha first squatted down and swept his legs and crossed the head of the flat draw. The draw was hit, and a bone fell to the ground.
Just as Senior Brother Sha was about to come towards us, Daoist Commander Pinglu suddenly rushed over. Be careful! Brother Monkey shouted at Senior Brother Sha. It seemed too late to get there, because the Flat Convex Daoist had already rushed behind Senior Brother Sha, and Senior Brother Sha hadn't had time to turn around, and what was even worse was that the Flat Convex Daoist had already gotten up again, and he also pulled out a short sword from his waist. Seeing that the situation was not good, I flew up, and then kicked the flat convex road chief who had rushed behind Senior Brother Sha to the ground.
Senior Brother Sha was untying the rope for Brother Monkey, and because I helped this time, the speed of the long attack of the flat draw was also significantly slowed down. At the moment when the head of the flat draw hesitated, Brother Monkey flew up again, and he was knocked to the ground by dividing five by two. I said, Senior Brother Sha, hurry up and untie the rope on my old pig, so that the old pig can help! Senior Brother Sha suddenly untied the rope on my body.
Obviously, they are not our opponents at all, I thought they were so powerful before, but now I know that without the Yin and Yang Gong, they are simply toothless tigers, not worth mentioning. In the end, Brother Monkey began to ask us for punishment opinions again. I asked the two Taoist priests if they had eaten people before?
They didn't cooperate at first, I only said it after I beat the face of the head of a pig, he said that they had never eaten people before, but they had a bad idea when they saw that we were King Kong's incorruptible body. I said that's good, 200 spanks per person.
So they really spanked each of them 200 times, and as a result, their butts turned into steamed buns that had just come out of the cage, but they didn't steam up.
We got some food in their room, and before we left, I asked them if it was a robbery. The head of the flat convex road said: No! Not counts! Well! I said, "You are Junjie." After that, we were on the road again.