Chapter 20: Happy Things
Tang San took a bite, it tasted pretty good, and at this time, two more girls walked into the inner courtyard.
Oscar didn't care about Tang San, he was overjoyed, and hurriedly greeted him, "You two are also students in the fourth stage this year?" ”
"Hmm." The girl in the white dress replied softly.
The girl in black looked colder, and only nodded slightly.
"Wow, there are four students here this year, which is really a rare occurrence in a century."
Oscar still spoke in that somewhat sissy tone, and asked, "Did you have lunch?" Would you like a sausage? ”
"No thanks." The girl in the white dress smiled slightly.
The girl in black didn't answer, but asked coldly, "Where is the assessment, are you the examiner?" ”
"No, no, I'm not an examiner, I'm in charge of receiving you. Wait a moment, they'll be here soon. Oscar explained.
The girl in black turned her face away, saw a bench on the other side, and went over and sat down.
"Little San, you can buy me one too." Xiao Wu pulled Tang San to be coquettish, her money was all in Tang San's.
"People are busy." Tang San touched the oil on the side of his mouth, and the aftertaste was endless.
"Don't be busy, little girl, take it yourself if you want, and just put the money there for me later." Oscar said with a smile.
"Hee-hee." As soon as Xiao Wu was happy, she picked up a sausage on the grill, and just as she was about to put it in her mouth, she was stopped by a drink.
"Don't eat it!"
Dai Mubai shouted and hurriedly ran over.
Tang San was first taken aback, "Brother Dai, what's wrong?" ”
Xiao Wu put down the sausage when she heard the voice, looking like she wanted to hear it in detail, why can't she eat the sausage that even the third brother wants to eat again?
"Oscar, didn't you tell you not to set up a stall in the academy? Do you want me to smash your stall to make you happy? Dai Mubai glared at Oscar angrily.
"What the hell is going on? Is the sausage expired? ”
Tang San had just eaten one and didn't find any adverse reactions.
"You ask him."
Dai Mubai looked at Oscar sideways, "You quickly get a new one." ”
"Boss Dai, give me some face, how can I say that we have been classmates for a few years, you make me very embarrassed like this."
The expression on Oscar's face stiffened.
"Give me back your face? If you give me face, you won't keep it again, hurry up! ”
Dai Mubai shouted, then turned to look at Tang San and Xiao Wu, "Fortunately, you didn't eat." ”
Tang San was very square in his heart, what the hell was going on?
"Ugh."
Oscar had no choice but to obey Dai Mubai's order, he stretched out his right hand, and then shouted in a sissy tone.
"Lao Tzu has big roots...."
As the words fell, a yellow light bloomed on Oscar's hand, and two yellow soul rings also rose from under his feet, and then a sausage identical to Xiao Wu's hand appeared in his hand.
"Gross..."
Tang San retched and quickly ran away.
Xiao Wu giggled on the spot, glad she didn't eat the sausage, and then put the sausage back on the grill in disgust, and then asked.
"Uncle! If you become a sausage, you become a sausage, why do you shout such a strange password? ”
Oscar was immediately very wronged and hurriedly explained.
"I don't want to shout this, but it's a spell, and you have to chant it if you want the soul technique to take effect."
At this time, Dai Mubai was very puzzled when he saw Tang San retching and running away.
It's a bit disgusting, but it's not disgusting.
"Xiao Wu, what's wrong with Tang San?"
Dai Mubai asked with concern, because the fourth stage of the assessment is about to be, and it would not be good if something went wrong at this time.
"He..."
Xiao Wu thought about it, she still had to save some face for the third brother, and she didn't think of what to say for a while.
"He ate my sausage and said it tasted great."
Oscar said triumphantly.
"Gross... Vomit..."
Tang San, who was not far away, heard this and vomited even more miserably.
Dai Mubai immediately held back a smile, but Tang San was his brother, after the last time the crow flew and the ghost touch, the two of them became good friends who didn't fight and didn't know each other.
But Dai Mubai still couldn't hold it back, and laughed out loud, laughing while laughing.
"Ouch, I'm sorry, I suddenly remembered something happy."
Of course, Xiao Wu saw through that Dai Mubai was laughing at Tang San, and she was suddenly a little unhappy.
He glanced at Dai Mubai angrily, wanting to pierce him.
"What's the joy of what?"
"Poof, I... My wife has given birth! ”
Dai Mubai said casually.
???
"No, Boss Dai, do you have a wife?"
Oscar asked seriously.
"No, it's not, I was wrong, it was my neighbor who gave birth. Hahaha! ”
Dai Mubai was also incoherent for a moment.
"Why are you so happy that your neighbor has a baby?"
Oscar looked confused.
"I, I don't know!"
"You, yours?" Oscar seemed to understand something.
Take a break.
"Okay, okay, it's all over, Brother Dai."
After Tang San vomited, he still looked personable, except for a little pale on his face.
Dai Mubai laughed for a while, but he still returned to normal.
"Well, let's go. I'm going to take you to the fourth stage of the assessment room. ”
At this time, Tang San and Xiao Wu noticed the wind strategy behind him, Tang San also had a very good impression of the wind strategy, and thanks to him, his own Banjing Dragon Whisker Needle was able to be successfully refined.
Tang San greeted Feng Ce.
"Brother Fengce, it's a pleasure to meet you here again."
Xiao Wu waved her hand: "Hello." ”
"Well, meet again."
Feng Ce smiled slightly, and looked at Tang San and Xiao Wu with his eyes, although the three of them were not good friends, they also had some intersections.
The old man next to him didn't say much.
Dai Mubai led the way in front, "Let me tell you first, the fourth stage is to assess your actual combat experience, and we Shrek Academy, who are pampered, don't want it." ”
"How many students are there in our academy now? How did I come in and find it deserted? ”
Xiao Wu couldn't help but ask.
"To tell you the truth, there are three students studying in the academy now, plus me."
Dai Mubai smiled bitterly.
"What, it's only three? Little San, will we enter the den of thieves, or we won't take the test. ”
Xiao Wu pulled Tang San's arm and was a little worried.
"Xiao Wu, don't talk nonsense."
Tang San explained, "I think Shrek Academy is based on the principle of preferring shortage to abundance, otherwise there would not be only a few of us left from the more than a hundred students before. ”
"Well, that's right, since the establishment of our academy, we have admitted a total of sixty-two students, but only fourteen have graduated.
After these fourteen students left the academy, they all became world-renowned figures, and the most outstanding one of them was now the youngest elder in the Martial Spirit Palace. ”
Dai Mubai said with a proud look on his face.
"It's an honor to be here." Tang San said with a smile.
"With such a small number of students, isn't your academy upside down?" Xiao Wu's focus is a little different.
"Well, yes, I didn't get the right sponsor."
Dai Mubai sighed, the college is not famous, so many companies don't look down on it at all, and they don't bother to invest.
"No wonder your academy is so poor, you don't know anything about business, you have to be like Feng Xuexue, last time you ......"
Xiao Wu was telling the truth, the environment of the academy was indeed shabby, and suddenly she remembered that Dai Mubai had been blackmailed by Feng Ce for two hundred gold soul coins, and just as she wanted to blurt it out, Tang San covered her mouth.
"What am I?"
Dai Mubai asked back habitually, and then said to himself.
"Speaking of Brother Fengce, we should really learn from him, I just earned 10,000 gold soul coins for our academy, and then we can improve the food of the academy."
Dai Mubai is also happy from the bottom of his heart, he has been in the academy for several years, and he has long regarded the academy as his home, and now that someone is building for the academy, he naturally does not hesitate to praise him.
"Earned 10,000 gold soul coins for the academy?"
Tang San's eyes were full of amazement, and he couldn't help but wonder how he earned this.
Xiao Wu didn't have much of a surprise, he had long known that this Feng Ce was a business genius, and Manager Wang and the waiters all said so.
"Then you must let Feng Ce in, he is a business genius and can help your academy earn a lot of money."
Xiao Wu had an innocent expression and said with a serious face.
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