"Fack, Jimmy, you're as cunning as that damn Dutchman!"

"Fake's squid! Bob! You bastard! ”

"Woohoo!"

"Woohoo!"

Early the next morning, Tang Wu rubbed his somewhat dizzy head and was woken up by the sound of an argument outside the window.

"Poor Englishman, don't you even know how to spend a quiet morning?"

Tang Wu came to the balcony with a toothbrush in his mouth and sleepy eyes.

At this time, there were already many people like Tang Wu, sticking their heads out of the window and staring at the two forty or fifty-year-old Fa Fu uncles on the street scuffling together. Behind them, a schnauzer and corgi did not help their master fight, but stood by and watched their master's performance in a way that was a breeding species.

"Hey! GOOD MORNING, TOM! Watch your saliva! ”

"Good evening, Cartman!" After hearing the voice, Tang Wu lowered his head and saw a fat man with brown curly hair, waving his hand at him.

"TOM, THAT BALL WAS A GOOD KICK YESTERDAY!"

"Thanks, I don't think there will be a second time!" Tang Wu naturally knew which ball he was talking about.

"NO, TOM, YOU DON'T KNOW HOW IMPORTANT THAT ASSIST YOU ARE!" Cartman has two panda eyes, but the thought of Chelsea's score and Crespo's goal brightens his eyes. "Now Hernán has two goals, and he will soon catch up with Thierry Henry and Ruud van Nistelrooy!"

"Yes, yes, if I can play in the next game, I will find a chance to assist him!" Tang Wu rolled his eyes.

"Oh no! Don't do that! Cartman exclaimed, "TOM, DON'T FORGET YOU'RE A GOALKEEPER!" ”

"You know I'm a goalkeeper too?" Tang Wu took a sip of water, "Then why didn't you mention my last-minute save?" You know, I almost broke my waist at that time! ”

"Ha Tom, don't be funny!" Cartman waved his hand, "Even if that goal goes in, Wolves are already behind by a big score anyway." We let him score one, and it didn't make a difference to the result! ”

"But it affects me!" Tang Wu said loudly, "By the way, what's going on with them? ”

Tang Wu changed the subject, and Cartman didn't continue to dwell on it, glancing at the two people on the street whose T-shirts were torn, "That's it!" The story of a Gunners fan and a Red Devils fan fighting under the house of two Chelsea fans! ”

"I know they're fighting, but I want to know why they're fighting!" Tang Wu said that he shook the tooth jar, and then picked up a handful of water and slapped it on his face.

"HEY, TOM, BE CAREFUL, THE WATER IS DRIPPING ON MY HEAD!" Cartman protests.

"Don't care! It's clean! Tang Wu flicked a few drops of water down.

"Fack! I knew I was going upstairs! Cartman cursed as he moved to the side. Do you know? Manchester United were held to a draw by Arsenal at Old Trafford yesterday. ”

"Of course I do! If it weren't for the draw, Chelsea wouldn't have risen to top of the league! Tang Wu nodded.

"So do you know what's going on in the game?" Cartman excitedly.

'Patrick Vieira is said to have been sent off for a red card, and then he and Ruud van Nistelrooy got back into the tunnel.

"Oh brother, you're so lonely!" Cartman laughs, "You know what? In the last ten minutes of Old Trafford yesterday, a series of scenes such as red cards, penalty kicks, and group fights were all staged, and that scene was a Hollywood blockbuster! ”

"What the hell is going on?" After washing his face and brushing his teeth, Tang Wu looked at his nails, and took out another pair of nail clippers to trim them.

It's not a good thing for a goalkeeper to have too long nails.

'It was probably 80 minutes before Vieira and Ruud van Nistelrooy collided with each other in a header. You also know how grumpy the black Frenchman was, and before he could get up, he stretched out his foot and kicked Vanney. ”

"Oh? That's just terrible! If I were the referee, I would probably do the same! ”

"But you know what, he didn't kick Ruud van Nistelrooy!" Cartman smirked, "But he was sent off because of this venting action." ”

"And then?"

"Then Arsenal and Arsene Wenger will stop doing it! They all say that Fanny is a good actor! ”

"And what about the penalty?"

"Hah! It's interesting, it's interesting here! Hey, you see Shirley and Robbie have changed ZS! I've never seen this ZS before! No, I'm going to do a shot at my Jessica later! ”

Jessica. Alba, the Incredible Four's Invisible Girl, Cartman's YY object.

Cartman gave Tang Wu a hygienic eye and continued, "The two teams were still 0-0 in stoppage time, but the referee awarded Manchester United a penalty! Hey, you know how many penalties United have taken so far this season? Five! Five of them! ”

"What does that mean?" Tang Wu still believes in the FA very much, after all, the British are still very careful about face.

"It's not about saying anything, it's telling you that when Manchester United want to win, even Arsenal can't stop it!"

"And then?"

"Then Ruud van Nistelrooy kicked the penalty away!"

"Kicked off? Are you sure? ”

"Of course! Hahaha! Cartman laughs, "Kicked the ball away in front of over 60,000 fans!" Can you imagine Vanney's expression at the time? ”

"Okay, I guessed it." What came to Tang Wu's mind was the incredible face of Owen a few months ago.

"Keane and the others were about to punch him in the face! You have no idea how excited the Arsenal gang is! ”

"And then? Didn't Vanney fight back? ”

"Of course not!" Cartman smugly, "I guess he was blinded and didn't even score a penalty, so I guess he's thinking about how to face Ferguson's wrath back home!" ”

"That's really scary!" Tang Wu shook his head, "But what happened in the players' tunnel later?" ”

"Fack! TOM, can you go back to the house and cut your nails! "Cartman just got carried away when Tang Wu's cut nails flew into his big mouth with the wind!

"Don't worry, I just washed my hands!" Tang Wu didn't care.

"Oh! Phew, Bah! Cartman keeps spitting.

"Don't taste it, keep talking!"

"Fack! If you weren't a Chelsea goalkeeper, I'd definitely melt that extra finger out of you with sulphuric acid! Absolute! Cartman cursed and continued, "After the game, Vieira and Ruud Nistelrooy met again in the players' tunnel, this time Ruud van Nistelrooy scolded Vieira for not having a taste, and if it wasn't for Jemba and the others who stopped him, Vieira would have gone up to let the Dutchman taste his French flying legs!" ”

"But even so, the whole body of Manchester United is backing the Dutchman who didn't even score a penalty, do you know why?"

Listening to Cartman's smug question, Tang Wu grinds his freshly cut nails while casually looking at Shirley and Robbie, who have changed positions again.

At this moment, Tang Wu's eyes lit up. On the other road in front of the two pet dogs, Tang Wu saw an ordinary straw hat and a familiar floral dress.

"Spring is coming!" Tang Wu muttered in a low voice and hurriedly threw the tools in his hand aside.

"Maybe it's because that newcomer Xiao Xiao Luo can't score like Xiao Bei yet!" Tang Wu hurriedly got dressed after a perfunctory sound, "I wish you and your invisibility goddess a little longer, good night Cartman!" ”

"Fake, you guessed the wrong TOM!" Cartman scolds, "You don't know how strong Little Luo really is, his dribbling dazzles everyone!" ”

Before Cartman could finish speaking, he heard the door close upstairs. Immediately, the sound of "pedaling" sounded, and Tang Wufei ran downstairs.

Seeing Tang Wu leaving in a hurry downstairs, Cartman spreads his hands and returns to the house.

Closing the curtains, Fat House pulls up Jessica's swimsuit photo from the computer and lies on the bed with a roll of paper.

"Oh! Comang! North Nose! Cartman yells.

After 3 minutes, the fat programmer wiped his hands with satisfaction and turned off the bedside lamp in the bedroom.

"Good night! My dear! ”