Time: 8102

Location: Studio 1 of "100 Questions of Lushen".

Moderator: A crescent moon

Guests: Silence (Luo Shen), Mr. Shan (Yang Zaishan)

[This program is titled and broadcast by the "No Voting, No Message, No Reward" Reader Committee]

[Director]: All in place, why don't you go up to host for a crescent month, you don't want this month's salary!

A crescent moon held a thick stack of materials and walked onto the stage hard. Silent Hill has been waiting for a long time.

The first issue of the "Land God" interview officially began. *? (?′?`?)? *

1. Which of you is the one above? ”

Shan: "Of course it's me!" Silence you say yes! ”

Shen (smiled mysteriously): "...... Well, the top is not bad either. ”

Crescent: "It's not necessarily an attack on the top...... Hey, hey, hey..."

2. Describe each other in one sentence?

Mountain: "You have to go up to the hall and down to the kitchen, you must be at home and silent when you go out."

Shen: "Disobedient."

Mountain: "......! Where is the master disobedient! Isn't it just eating more and singing more songs! I took the initiative to give it to you, what do you want to be swollen about! ”

Sink:...... Sigh.

3. How did you feel for the first time?

Mountain: "Hurts ......"

Shen: "Sorry, I'll light it up later."

Mountain: "Ahem...... It's okay, it's okay to be a little heavier. ”

Shen: "Then I'll be heavier."

Crescent covers his face.

[Director]: Where are you looking for a crescent moon that is not suitable for children! Aren't you afraid of being banned by the leaders above! I don't want this month's salary! Don't change the question!

4. Excuse me, what was your most failed experience playing Honor of Kings?

Mountain: "Silence he robbed me of a gun carriage!" And beat me to death once! I'm so angry! ”

Shen: "... Accidentally snatched his line of troops and killed him once. ”

5. What do you think of the land gods?

Shan: "Well, although he is the most handsome, has the highest IQ, and has the strongest game skills, in my heart, he is still very silent."

Shen (the corners of his lips are slightly raised): "Best friend."

6. What do you think of Li Huaiyu?

Shan (sneering): "I shouldn't have bought him toilet paper back then, let him wipe it with his fingers!" After so many years, he still refuses to pay back the master's toilet paper money! I treat him like a brother! ”

Shen: "A former comrade-in-arms, but now an enemy."

Crescent: Actually, people like Xiao Lizi very much, they look so handsome~(●?●)??

7. Who is your natal hero?

Mountain: "Luban No. 7, the master's dream, you can also use Luban in the professional competition."

Shen: "It's my destiny to be a hero who can protect him."

Shan: "Don't worry, I can protect you as long as you need it!" The plot of a crescent moon will be written in the future! ”

Crescent: Director, I'm really not a spoiler!!

Director: Next question! Don't think that if you are beautiful and talented, you don't need to deduct your salary!

8. What is the number of times you ooxx?

Mountain: "...... Director! Deduct her salary! ”

Shen (thinking): "Now the national competition, I don't dare to be too frequent. In the future, you can try every day. ”

Mountain: "Σ(?д?||)?? Shen, silence, you're kidding! The master would rather die than give in! Once in four days won't work! If you can't do it in four days, you can do it in three days! ”

Crescent: ......

Director: You've seen too much of the Demon Dao Patriarch in a crescent moon! Don't want this month's salary! Also deducted next month!

9. Excuse me, why did the crescent moon open this "Land God 100 Questions"? 》

Shan: "I'm out of inspiration, make up the word count."

Shen: "I'm out of inspiration, make up the number of words."

The crescent moon cleared her throat, and the egg was very fixed: "This is to meet the needs of the majority of readers, in order to serve the readers... Who threw the blade and summer homework! Rough! Mojia Organ Road Heads-up! ”

……

"100 Questions of the Land God", the first issue, the end.

The next episode airs when the crescent moon is uninspired.