"Bastard! What are you doing? Open it up for me! ”

The short man pounced and pushed Wu Ming away, and spread his arms in front of Chanel like a hen guarding her cubs.

Instantly put away his emotions, Wu Ming smashed his ears with his tail fingers, stood up and looked at the person, the little man was wearing a pink magical girl cartoon mask, wrapped in a wide cloak, nothing could be seen from the outside, but the crisp voice just now made Wu Ming judge for the first time that the person who came was a young girl.

"I just want to ask, what do you want to do? This is the VIP lounge of the auction house. ”

The manager of the auction house followed and bowed to Wu Ming: "This gentleman is really sorry, we..."

The short man put on the hoarse voice he had before and said loudly: "Manager Li, am I not a VIP?" Am I not enough to accumulate the amount I spend with you? ”

"This, this, Mr. Creek is, of course..."

"You go out first, I have something to tell this ghost Wang Ming."

The manager glanced at Wu Ming in embarrassment, and Wu Ming waved his hand: "Go ahead, I'll talk to her." ”

Seeing Manager Li leave the private room and close the door, "Mr. Xi" picked up Chanel and looked at Wu Ming: "You call the ghost king Mingwumi?" ”

Wu Ming returned to the sofa and sat down: "It seems that your intelligence ability is good, Miss Xi, what are you doing with me?" ”

The short man whose identity was broken by the Tao froze slightly, and hummed with his face up: "Chanel I want it, make an offer." ”

"Hey, how did you just auction it..."

"Nonsense! Who would have thought that you guy would buy out directly?! Is your money blown by the wind?! In a word, Chanel wants me! ”

"Really? So what price are you going to pay? ”

The girl hesitated for a moment, and suddenly took out something from the space and shook it in front of Wu Ming's eyes.

"I don't have 500,000 reincarnation coins, I'll exchange this thing with you!"

Wu Ming was slightly stunned, and the corners of his mouth under the mask suddenly grinned: "This thing? ”

"Mr. Xi" hesitated for a moment: "You have also seen this thing, it is worth more than 500,000 reincarnation coins, you have to add something!" ”

"Really?" Wu Ming's pupils shrank, and he stared at the girl deadly: "I won't change!" ”

"Why?! Are you stupid?! This is superb! ”

"There should always be some sincerity in talking about business, take off your mask, and I will consider your conditions."

The girl directly took off her mask, revealing a sweet and lovely little face: "Do you see clearly?" Let's talk about business. ”

The familiar big eyes, the red little face, and the handful of dumb hair on the head, isn't this Yue Yunxi, no, Yueyunxi?!

Seeing the girl's true face, Wu Ming suppressed his anger and spewed out a sentence from between his teeth: "Damn! Sure enough, it's you! ”

The girl looked up at her little face and smiled: "What, recognize me?" That's right, I'm the beautiful girl genius novelist Xiyue, no way, after all, people are public figures~"

"Xiyue? What the heck? ”

"Damn! Have you seen "My Magic Kingdom"?! Super hot! I'm the original author! You're not a fan of mine, how could you possibly recognize me? ”

"I haven't seen it."

"Damn! Have you read "Complicated Relationships"?! In this year's word-of-mouth movie, this girl is the screenwriter! ”

"I haven't seen it."

Yue Yunxi's little face flushed: "That..."I'm Okay, You Feel Free" should have been watched..."

Wu Ming is full of excitement, isn't this the legendary little H text known as the Bible of Idiots?

"What you wrote?!"

"Ahem, cough, don't pretend, stinky pervert, Chanel is mine, and I have to add a hundred bottles of potions or 500,000 reincarnation coins! I'll give you this treasure, and by the way, I'll give you an autograph from this girl! ”

"500,000 reincarnation coins, it's really dark enough." Wu Ming took off his mask and looked at "Miss Xi" with a smile: "Ya, there is a bastard who only gave me 500,000 RMB and hacked away this Lady Luck's decisive nene!" ”

Seeing Wu Ming's true face, Yueyunxi's hair flew up in shock: "Damn!" cough cough, this gentleman is so good-faced, oh hehehehe~ That, that, look at Mr. Yuxuan is handsome and extraordinary, good brothers don't talk about money, talking about money hurts feelings, don't add 500,000, just change it, farewell! ”

Yueyunxi directly dropped the decisive victory of the goddess of luck, grabbed the stupid Chanel and turned his head to run, but Wu Ming grabbed Yueyunxi's hair, and Yueyunxi fell directly into a big ass: "It hurts, it hurts!" ”

"Don't go, I haven't handed over the slave permission yet, it's useless for you to leave~Oh, hehehe~" Wu Ming showed an evil smile like a demon king: "Miss Xiyue, why is that contract gone the next day?" ”

Yueyunxi hugged Chanel and trembled: "Who, who knows, I don't know you!" Oh, you're looking for the wrong person! ”

"It's also tm loaded! I know you when you turn to ashes! ”

"Impossible! You haven't seen me before! Yes, yes, this is the best I got from a bearded man! It has nothing to do with me! ”

Wu Ming directly rewarded Yueyunxi's snow-white head with a brain collapse: "I said, I recognize you when you turn to ashes!" Are you still pretending to be garlic with me? Come, let's talk about what you owe me. ”

Yue Yunxi's eyes rolled, and her eyes were instantly filled with tears, and she cried out loudly: "Help!" Hooligans! It's an indecent underage girl! Come on~!! ”

Wu Ming smiled: "Don't shout, Yue Yunxi!" I've locked the room so no one can hear me. ”

Yueyunxi's head stood on the hair: "I, I'm just a poor beautiful girl little writer, I don't know anything~!" Sucking his thumb, an innocent expression appeared on his face: "Who are you talking about Yue Yunxi~"

The corners of Wu Ming's mouth almost reached the root of his ears, and he forced Yueyunxi with a demonic smile on his face: "Hey! Isn't Yueyunxi you? Auntie's month, the clouds that cloud, the stream that stream, the bear on the pants, the socks smell like dried durian, and the second drawer of the bedside table is hidden..."

"Nothing!! Stop, stop, stop! Yueyunxi's face was flushed, and she clenched the confused Chanel's ears hard: "What do you mean by Aunt that month, can you speak!?" Wrong! How do you know, no! You're a bear, dry durian! Wrong~! The little face was flushed, and the little feet desperately kicked Wu Ming's forced face: "Perverted!" Perverted! Perverted! ”

Wu Ming ate a few feet, his nose was kicked crookedly, and he covered his face and glared at Yue Yunxi viciously: "Three feet, I remember." ”

Yueyunxi pursed her mouth, and she was about to cry aggrievedly: "How do you know?!" Big pervert! Perverted pervert! Are you spying on me? Wrong! Yue Yunxi looked at Wu Ming's face and was stunned, and jumped up suddenly: "I remembered!" Wonderful crispy corners! ”

"your daddy's crunch!" Wu Ming pulled Yueyunxi's little face with both hands: "Apologize to Lao Tzu!" You have stimulated the self-esteem of the last good man of the century! ”

Even though the little face was pulled and deformed, Yueyunxi still spit out the vicious three words from her grinning little mouth: "Wonderful... Crisp... Horn..."

Hearing these fatal three words, Wu Ming's face was as green as his eyes, and his small mouth towards Yueyunxi was,

Cough!

Chanel, who was watching everything blankly, suddenly remembered the poor Bailu that day, and her little face turned white in an instant.

Doesn't this bastard know what it means to be pitiful? No, this bastard doesn't know what disgusting is!

If it weren't for the fact that he couldn't attack the master, I'm afraid that Chanel would have kicked Wu Ming in the face directly.

Yueyunxi watched in horror as Wu Ming leaned his mouth over, suddenly stretched out his little hand and slapped it on Wu Ming's mouth to beat the phlegm back, and stabbed his index finger straight into Wu Ming's nostrils, Wu Ming swallowed a mouthful of phlegm and was disgusting, and the next moment he immediately felt a pain in his nose, and the nosebleed was directly poked out, so angry that he opened his mouth wide and bit on Yueyunxi's little hand, Yueyunxi raised his little foot and stepped on Wu Ming's face in pain, and the two were in an extremely exaggerated posture and stalemate.

"Whoa, whoa, whoa!"

"It hurts, it hurts, it hurts! You let go of this girl! ”

Chanel, who was made of a collar, couldn't separate the two, so she could only open her small mouth and say loudly: "You two, stop!" ”

"He'll stop first! Otherwise, this girl will not be finished with him! ”

"Whoa, whoa!"

It wasn't until Yueyunxi's little face was pinched that Wu Ming's nostrils swallowed the second knuckle of Yueyunxi's index finger that the two compromised, and as soon as they parted, they glared at each other viciously.

Wu Ming pinched his nose and snorted: "I remember it anyway!" ”

Yue Yunxi covered her cheeks with tears in her eyes: "Perverted! Pretend to be a ghost and scare me, and show me such disgusting things! ”

"Hey, you're being unreasonable? You lied to me first! ”

"I don't listen, I don't listen! Who reasoned with you, and did you reason with girls? Shameless! Obviously, they all put people... Woo woo, I can't get married! ”

"Didn't you just see your kennel?!"

"Not really! People are fairies and live on the moon, all you see are illusions..."Yue Yunxi wiped her tears and suddenly froze: "Wait, how did you see my house?" ”

"Don't lead the topic," Wu Ming didn't bother to explain to Yue Yunxi, and picked up the lost and recovered decisive victory: "Little liar, Lao Tzu remembers you, do you think this is the end?" Let's settle the score. ”

"You took it all back, and you still don't give up with others? Not like a man at all! That's it, you don't have a girlfriend! ”

Ten thousand arrows pierce the heart!

Wu Ming clutched his chest and pounced on Yueyunxi: "Little liar, you want to die!" ”

"You're the little pitch!"

The two pinched up again, but this time, where could the delicate and frail Yueyunxi be able to defeat Wu Ming, who was in his twenties? After hitting the dragon grasp several times in a row, he was thrown directly onto the sofa by Wu Ming after hitting the dragon grip one hundred percent.

Yue Yunxi's little face was red and hateful and remorseful, and her two nostrils were inserted by Wu Ming with two fingers and let out a pig-like hum: "What about the protective cover?!" Why can you use skills? Isn't it impossible to pk?! ”

"Hehe, who knows, I have to thank you for sending me the dragon gripper~"

"Perverted! Bad apple! Bully little girls! Shameless! Help me! Mom~~~! Wow~~~"

"Your snot is sick to death! Don't mess around! Say, how do you compensate me for my losses? ”

"If you don't pay it all back, what more do you want? Where have you lost? Woo woo, bully! ”

Wu Ming raised the inner in his hand: "See clearly!" This thing is still tied to you, and you still want to lie to me? ”

Yue Yunxi's eyes rolled, summoned the transaction page and clicked a few times, and then looked at Wu Ming: "Now, the transaction application is written, let's confirm." ”

Wu Ming briefly browsed, clicked the transaction button, and excitedly took a big bite of the inner wood, and Chanel on the side looked at Wu Ming's obscene appearance for a while, and suddenly felt that there seemed to be some restraint on his body, and he hurriedly jumped up and kicked at Wu Ming.

Wu Ming rolled to the ground, and looked at Chanel in surprise with the ghost eyes of reincarnation, and scolded directly at this glance.

"! Fooled again! ”

Name: Chestnut Blossom Chanel (Owner: Xiyue)

Yueyunxi jumped up directly, pulled Chanel and wanted to run, who knew why he couldn't open the door, Wu Ming stared at his round green eyes, got up and looked at Yueyunxi viciously: "I understand, it turns out that this is your ability, right?" ”

Dig deeper!

Name: Xiyue??

Talents: Fraud Genius, SR level, able to affect the perception of others through words or actions, and temporary +3 charm when cheating

Yue Yunxi and Chanel huddled together and watched in horror as Wu Ming, who was slowly standing up, moving his joints, with a demonic smile on his face: "One hundred percent hit!" Dragon! Scratch! Hand! ”