Not only has Bailong Malai Gao Laozhuang performed on a voluntary basis, but Guanyin has also come here to give several free psychological counseling. It is said that she has been doing well lately, and has also taken on two graduates as apprentices. In order to make psychology closer to the grassroots public, she took the time to lead her two apprentices to come, as if it was to advertise herself.

They seem to have come twice, or three times, each time in the morning and back in the evening, and at noon they were at our house.

This idea came up with me, and I thought about what we used to be colleagues, and it was nothing to have a meal, not to mention that they didn't eat for nothing, and they gave us a gift before leaving.

To be honest, if it is said that inviting Guanyin to dinner is just for the sake of our former colleagues, it is not true, at least not entirely. Although I have gotten along with Sister Qing now, and I'm already there, I still have an inexplicable affection for Guanyin in my heart, which is lighter than that of lovers, but stronger than ordinary relationships.

I once said in my previous diary that in the middle half of my life (from the time I descended to the earth to the time I returned to human form), the women who had the greatest influence on me were none other than these: Guanyin Bodhisattva, Sister Chang'e, Sister Lan, White Bone Spirit, and Her Majesty the Queen who I met later in my daughter's country.

Sister Chang'e is my confidant, and she helped me spend a good time, that is, when I was in Heaven.

Sister Lan is a woman in my true sense, although there is no name of husband and wife between us, but there is a husband and wife, she let me understand some truths that I have never understood before, such as being careful, such as husband and wife can not dislike each other beautiful and ugly, etc. rape

Although the white bone spirit is a monster, her ever-changing nature has let me know that women can also change, and it is very likely that they will share the same bed one day, and they will not recognize it the next day.

and then the queen of the daughter country, although she intends to recruit her master as the king of a country, but she has no choice but to fall into the flowers and deliberately flow ruthlessly; Originally, I wanted to stay there for the master, but the queen said that I was ugly, and that she was worried that the children born in the future would be equally scary, so she did not agree; It turns out that it is not only men who ask women to be beautiful, it turns out that women are also asking men to be handsome and chic; To each his own needs, to each his own needs.

There is also a woman who is more influential to me, they are a group, and their name is called spider spirit; The lesson they taught me was to treat women with care, otherwise they would be like my old pig at that time, and they would be tied up with the silk born in their navel eyes.

As for Guanyin Bodhisattva, I worship her as my ideal lover. It is the kind that is fashionable on the outside, pure on the inside, and single-minded; You can only watch from a distance, not play with it.

When I went to her house to look for the elixir of rebirth, I once asked her to consider Master, and it stands to reason that Master is a good person. But later, as soon as I mentioned it, Guanyin always found a topic to diverge, and I thought that she didn't like Master. Perhaps, like Brother Monkey, she also thinks that the master is weak, yin, and has no manly characteristics.

Before I planned to leave them to eat at our house, I was worried: Will Sister Qing think that there is a leg between us? So when I made a decision later, I went to ask my sister Qing's opinion and asked her to help me get an idea, to see whether it was appropriate to invite them to our house to eat or pretend not to know each other and let them eat elsewhere?

Sister Qing thought about it and said angrily, since you asked someone for a while, where can you turn a blind eye now? But I have to warn you beforehand, you have to put away those crooked brains beforehand, lest you look good when the time comes. I take a "good" bite, but I actually think in my heart, and my crooked brain is only in my head, even if you move it occasionally, how can you be aware of it?

Originally, it was Sister Qing who promised in advance, and it was said that there should be no unpleasant things, but this is not the case. If you want to ask what's going on, you can only blame me for being anxious.

During the meal, Sister Qing sat next to me, and next to me was Guanyin's apprentice; Sister Guanyin herself sat opposite me. Seeing that Guanyin had finished eating and was about to get up to add food, I couldn't wait to stand up and go to help. People may say that I was too exposed, but everyone didn't know that the rice pot was behind me at that time; You say, if I don't help, who will help, not to mention our current identity or master?

It's just that before I could fully stand up, Sister Qing pressed me down and told me to eat my own, and she came to help.

Sister Qing's intention in making this move may not be obvious to onlookers, because she is still smiling like other masters. But only I know that she is actually jealous, and the moment she pressed my shoulder, it is estimated that it took at least a hundred kilograms of force.

Because of this, after Guanyin left, Sister Qing was still angry in the middle of the night, and asked me if I still had any illusions about her? Do you think that a person with a limited life can be with a person who can live forever? I know that Sister Qing actually cares about me, because of love, so jealous, all animals with feelings can't escape this law.

In addition, Sister Qing called me an "immortal" person, which shows that she does not look at me differently.

So, when Sister Qing was angry in the middle of the night, I finally made her laugh.

The method is still the same: use her long nose to tickle her.