Chapter 04: Genius Wenxi, Spoof Apple

In Xu Zixiong's eyes of both surprise and admiration, Yu Wenxi shook his messy hair, and roared with bright eyes: "I raised you, and finally harvested the body, today is a great day, take off the stockings and hold them in your hands, pull up the quilt to cover you, and let the passion rise for you again, just to pamper you, dedicate everything I have to you, as long as you are happy." You make every night meaningful, although life is short, I love you forever, never give up..... The white calves warm my heart and arouse my desire ~ to look forward to the fire and fire ....."

"Bang!" Before Yu Wenxi's "Little Apple" was sung, it was kicked out by Xu Zixiong, who was relieved. I saw Xu Zixiong pick up the snakeskin bag on the ground and carry it on his shoulder, pointed to Yu Wenxi, who was grinning on the ground, and shouted: "Is this the "Little Apple" I taught you when I left?" If your "Little Apple" is heard by my teammates, they will burn you alive! Talent, you are really a talent of the Yu family! I'm out of reach, now that the Yin and Yang Bagua Locking Heaven Array has been lifted, you should hurry up and go outside to the fire. ”

"Huh!" As soon as Xu Zixiong's words fell, Yu Wenxi on the ground directly hit a carp, turned around and ran down the mountain with a face full of ecstasy, like a cheetah in trouble, and disappeared in a blink of an eye. It seems that the four-year career of cattle and horses in Wuling Mountain who has not seen the light of day has really tormented this genius of the Yu family, and he did not even say goodbye to Xu Zixiong.

"Talent, what a talent!" Xu Zixiong didn't care about Yu Wenxi's actions, and while walking towards the top of the mountain, he couldn't help muttering, "It's really a waste of such talents to be placed in Wuling Mountain." It's just that I went to the outside world of flowers, this kid may still make some jokes, a good divine comedy, but he changed it to such a charm, why didn't you think of it, otherwise, I would definitely be able to win the most important championship trophy for our Lei Leopard Commando in the military region singing contest! ”

If Xu Zixiong's current thoughts were known to Tian Ye, the captain of the Thunder Leopard Commando Team, maybe Tian Ye would fight with him. Even if Tian Ye knew that he was not Xu Zixiong's opponent, in order to maintain the reputation of the Thunder Leopard Commando, he would kill Xu Zixiong, the king of soldiers, in advance, and Xu Zixiong of the province would be embarrassed in the Central Military Region.

At the beginning, in order to celebrate Xu Zixiong becoming the new king of soldiers, the Central Military Region also specially held a singing competition to celebrate Xu Zixiong's revival of the prestige of the military region. As the focal figure of the military region, Xu Zixiong naturally inevitably showed his singing voice.

At that time, Xu Zixiong was full of confidence and vowed to use his divine comedy "Little Apple" to dominate the audience. After all, this divine comedy has not yet been born at this time, and coupled with the vigorous and cheerful rhythm, it will definitely be able to dislike a wave in the military region.

The development of things is not much different from Xu Zixiong's expectations, as soon as Xu Zixiong's divine comedy "Little Apple" was shouted, it was indeed a technical overwhelm, and tens of thousands of people watched the singing competition, and they were stunned by Xu Zixiong's ghost crying wolf howl, and even Commander Liu of the Central Military Region was dumbfounded.

Afterwards, Commander Liu, the marshal of the founding of China, found Tian Ye, the captain of the Thunder Leopard Commando, with a palpitating expression, took Tian Ye's hand and instructed: "If Xu Zixiong dares to sing in public again in the future, you will kill him for me." Other people sing for money, and this kid's singing is simply deadly. ”

Therefore, in the future military career, as soon as Xu Zixiong opened his mouth, the captain Tian Ye would look at him nervously, for fear that Xu Zixiong would use "Little Apple" to kill people in disguise, so that Xu Zixiong could only run into the desert alone and roar "Little Apple" every night.

However, what made Xu Zixiong depressed was that as soon as he opened his mouth, the originally calm desert would blow a strong wind for no reason, and the fine yellow sand would be smashed towards Xu Zixiong without money with the help of the wind, making Xu Zixiong cry and laugh every time.

However, this divine comedy "Little Apple" has spread in the Central Military Region, and even when Commander Liu is fine, he can't help but hum a couple of sentences. But it is only limited to two sentences, because if he sings too much, Commander Liu can't help but think of Xu Zixiong's deadly singing, which is an old man in his last years, but he can't withstand such a fatal blow!

"Master! Zixiong is back! As soon as he saw the familiar thatched house not far away, Xu Zixiong couldn't help but shout loudly, "Your old man can activate the Yin and Yang Bagua Locking Heaven Array, I estimate that now Yu Wenxi, a genius, has also run out!" ”

Quiet! After Xu Zixiong's words fell, the top of Wuling Mountain was as quiet as death, which was exactly the same as the scene when Xu Zixiong sang the Divine Comedy "Little Apple" at the military region singing competition.

However, at that time, Xu Zixiong felt good about himself, thinking that he had relied on the Divine Comedy "Little Apple" to dominate the audience. But this time, Xu Zixiong couldn't help but get nervous, threw down the snakeskin bag on his back, and quickly ran towards the thatched house.

Xu Zixiong carefully searched the rice jar in the thatched house, the wardrobe and all the places where people could be hidden, but he didn't find his master. Only then did he realize that his master did not play hide and seek with him like he did when he was a child, but left Wuling Mountain.

As soon as he thought of this, Xu Zixiong's face showed a look of silence. originally thought that after he was inexplicably forcibly demobilized, he could stay by the master's side and fulfill his filial piety, but he didn't expect the master to leave first. If you want to find the trace of Master in the vast sea of people, you will undoubtedly be looking for a needle in a haystack!

Xu Zixiong looked at the familiar table and chair in front of him, his face was full of helpless expressions, like an orphan abandoned by his parents, he didn't know what he should do next, there was no master in the world, Xu Zixiong always felt that it was not his home!

"Huh?" Suddenly, a shiny heart-shaped pendant on the ground broke into Xu Zixiong's eyes, making Xu Zixiong couldn't help but be stunned. After all, in Xu Zixiong's opinion, there is only Yu Wenxi, who is like his master and a savage, and there will be no decorations for girls at all.

Doubts are doubts, Xu Zixiong still walked over, leaned over and tried to pick up the pendant on the ground, but accidentally knocked over a glass on the table. The glass fell to the ground, and the scattered glass slags, when Xu Zixiong was stunned, cut the hand he stretched out to take the pendant, and the scarlet blood dripped on the heart-shaped pendant impartially.

What happened next completely subverted Xu Zixiong's common sense, and made this materialist, who was called the king of soldiers by the eight military regions, have a new understanding of the world....