The cold and hot winds around them were constantly stirring, and they swooped down on the nine ninjas sitting on the ground. The nine ninjas were shocked at the same time and came back to their senses. When I saw two people with very strange faces appear at the door, I was also taken aback. However, they were able to react immediately and know that the Lord was coming. So they quickly woke up their captain.

The captain woke up dimly, found that he was comfortable and happy, but found that his crotch was wet, immediately blushed, and took a suit that he didn't know whose one he didn't know, and then began to pay attention to the two people. After a closer look, I found that it was a human and not a ghost, so I couldn't miss the opportunity, and immediately shouted: "Dear Mr. and Miss, please change this toilet, we can't help it anymore."

Du Wei said angrily: "What is my lovely Nana, does it look so old, the title is wrong, I am very unhappy, your opinion is dismissed"

I couldn't help but shout: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm not so old Mom is a flower girl, it's a young flower girl"

"Well, that's pretty much it. Your Chinese is good, but with a Japanese accent. When did you learn it, can I know your name" Du Wei's mouth was slightly upturned, and he smiled secretly.

"My name is Inoue Red Hokkaido, my mother is also Chinese, I learned a little from her when I was a child, so I also have my mother's name in my name" He felt that this Chinese was very good at talking, so even his mother's information shook out.

Shalina whispered in Du Wei's ear: "Why are we talking to them, we are extorting confessions"

Du Wei also whispered in her ear: "Little fool, this is the beginning of the cliché, first of all, let him relax his vigilance, if you want to learn my hand well, just look at it carefully, you think that every time I extort a confession, I can ask something without using torture tools, it is very easy to think that this is very powerful, right, it turns out that you only look at the results, not the process, hey, really, you have no hope of reaching my insidious level"

After saying that, ignoring her puzzled expression, he continued his gentle attack. "Oh, so your mother's name has a red character in it, it's still a Chinese, for the sake of this, I will agree to your request and even let you go back" He thought to himself: There is actually a "red" character in his mother's name, and there are people who use red characters to name their children, and "Inoue" is a very traditional Japanese surname

Inoue Hong couldn't help but be happy, he knew that he had made the right move to break out of the bottom material, because he knew that the Chinese were very caring for their brothers and sisters of the nation, but they were ruthless, sinister and vicious when they treated the enemy, so saying that they were half Chinese was a protective card for themselves.

The expression on his face was undoubtedly exposed, and he immediately said: "Thank you, thank you, then please ask, when will we be released, we will never come here to harass you again, I don't understand, I want to ask." That is, when we were exploring the perimeter, we found that only this main building had electronic equipment to monitor and guard, but why did you find out before we entered the main building?"

Du Wei was completely speechless, his guess was right, these ten shrimp soldiers and crabs are just low-level characters who are here to send them to death, and they may not even know who the boss of their direct subordinates is, maybe they just give them a code name to know, so that they can have a loyal object. In that case, you won't be able to ask anything

But he was very unwilling, and let them go like this, it was simply too cheap for them to hand over to the police, and it would cause international disputes and affect himself. Then get back some of the capital, okay, and borrow a few of them, mess up the original plan of their high-level, hehe, waste the energy of their high-level to take care of these big troubles, and let them draw a little intelligence to spy on them, hehe, in this way, it will be worthy of the country, although they are shrimp soldiers and crab generals, but they are still very useful, it's just a pile of, that's also useful, just look at the means of use, whether the value of that pile of is brought into play, oh, compare them to, It's really unruly, I'm really sorry, but they don't know, so they can't blame me, right?

So, when he finished thinking about these things, he immediately showed a kind smile like an old grandfather next door, and said: "Hey, young man, don't you just know what ninjutsu to practice, but don't learn knowledge, don't you learn reconnaissance and counter-reconnaissance techniques, so you stupidly investigate us, don't your organization care about your life or death, I think, it must be that your level is not enough, so you can't learn these things, oh, in this way, you are too unlucky." But fortunately, you can meet such a kind person as me, if it were someone else, then it would not be as kind as me."

Du Wei's seemingly kind words made Inoue Hong's face sweat profusely. Thinking back to everything about himself, it seemed that this young man who looked younger than himself, but called himself young, said So, he pursed his lips and said: "Yes, our level is not enough, but our training is very hard, we are specially trained killers to deal with those who hinder the progress of our organization. Our ninjutsu is already very good, we are powerful killing machines"

Du Wei couldn't help but curse in his heart: I, what kind of powerful killing machine can't even chop my mouse, what is a very good ninjutsu, that is, I just learned stealth and stealth, and I haven't even learned the escape technique, it's really arrogant, but think about it, this is the beauty of Japan's training of assassin killers. They bewitched these killers and made their faith very strong. Often when facing the enemy, he can exert several times his own strength. However, when confidence is several times greater than strength, or even dozens of times, it is very arrogant, and what about us, we measure the strength of the enemy in advance, and then attack. One hit is the second point, it is the key point to miss the blow and retreat immediately. It's the key to preserving strength, and it's like they're rushing to death

Thinking about it, he lost his mind, and one of the ninjas said a few words loudly to Inoue Hong, and pulled his train of thought back. He coughed at this time, still with a kind expression, and said to them: "Well, don't you know that our customs in Bohai Bay and Donghai Bay are paying attention to your movements in Japan every day, just when you leave the harbor, oh, don't talk about this, you haven't learned these things yet, so I'll talk about the ninjutsu you're proud of, the one with a crooked nose, yes, it's him, it's a wind ninja, it's really unlucky, you hide in the wind, forget it, you still fly so high and are hung on our clothesline." , hey, I'm so sorry."

When Inoue Hong heard Du Wei talk about ninjutsu, he was excited, how to dry clothes, and even if he was accidentally discovered by you, but we are sneaking, how can you see us"

Since Du Wei wanted to use one hand to support Shalina's shoulder, he could only use one hand to spread it evenly, made half an international gesture, expressed helplessness, and said: "Hey, although you used any ninjutsu, it's all gone, don't you think we can't see you, you can easily run into my house to hang out, right, but the sound of you stepping on dead leaves, although it is not very loud." But, in the middle of the night, it's still very clear, do you think it's okay to not see it, don't say I heard it, even our aunt who flushed the toilet, she heard it?"

When Du Wei talked about the aunt who flushed the toilet, the nine Shangninas reacted violently, their faces were flushed, and Du Wei smiled secretly, knowing that they had entered the pit

Inoue Hong also held back, knowing that it was uncomfortable, and it was very uncomfortable to see them like this, so he quickly stood up and bowed, and said: "Ah, sir, thank you for your advice, so now, hurry up and ask my aunt to change the toilet first, okay, my companions can't help it, and my brother, my brother is also in it, and he is also half of Chinese blood."

Du Wei was very satisfied with his 100-degree bow, but he smiled secretly in his heart: Aren't you called a ninja, why don't you endure it for a little longer, I can't help but call it a fart ninja, ah, it's harder to endure urine than to endure fart

But he pretended to have an extremely distressed expression on his face, and said: "Ah, I'm really sorry, we only have two aunts in charge of the toilet here, they are all big officials, and the director of the toilet is one, because there is something today, I went back to plant rice and the other one, I took a long pregnancy leave, went home to give birth, but it doesn't matter, this fence in front of you, there is no electricity, right, try it if you don't believe it, I'm honest, I won't lie to you, and the two-centimeter-wide fence crack should be enough for your urine column to pass through, It's okay, I'm also a very hospitable person, I won't mind if you stain my floor here" Du Wei squinted his eyes and pretended to measure it with his index finger and thumb, but he was smirking in his heart

These ninjas don't have the spirit to pay attention to the meaning of his words, and they don't have the heart to understand. Because they didn't know that there were no paddy fields here, and they didn't even notice what he said, that the aunt took pregnancy leave to give birth. Immediately rushed up, holding the fence, testing to see if there was any electric current. When they found out that there was really no electricity, they immediately happily reached into their pants and pulled out the dick, ready for great liberation

When the nine ninjas were testing the electricity, Sarina turned her back, because she knew that when the fire was fired, when she said the two aunts who didn't exist at all, those people would be eager to excrete, but he just couldn't understand why this was a spell, or hypnosis, this is what he is so powerful, this is what he can't figure out.

Although Sarina would mind that they disregarded the presence of the lady and just faced that one face to face. But Du Wei doesn't mind, everyone is a man, aren't they still afraid of a fart, what's there to be shy about, so when Sarina turned her back, he immediately turned his head back to look. When he saw that the nine ninjas had already pulled out their dicks and were ready to launch. With a wicked smile in his heart, he put one hand on his chest and made an OK gesture to the pinhole camera in the corner

So, in the power control room on the first floor below the main building. The owner of that hand, after seeing Du Wei's gesture, also laughed and slammed the power switch connected to the eighth protective power grid

Suddenly, the metal fence in front of the nine upper ninjas immediately burst into a "thunderbolt" spark, and they were startled and wanted to hold back, but their urethral sphincter was not surnamed "ninja", and they immediately released the flood. As the saying goes, it is difficult to collect the "urine", and they are vigorous and urgent, and the yellow and coarse urine is ejaculated in a hurry

Obviously, they have endured urine for many days, not only the quantity, but also the amount per unit area, so the diameter of the urine, that is far more than two centimeters, maybe, the ninja can't endure anything else, that is, the urine is a stick and says that it has endured for several days without excretion, then normal people can't do it

So, their salty and bitter urine came into close contact with the power grid, and then, the power grid also came to a courtesy, but not to be rude, and the electricity was steadily transmitted to them through the medium they sent, or delivered to their doors, directly to them

Suddenly, the electricity made them tremble all over, their heads shook violently, and even their hair stood up, not the hair stood up first, but the part where the connection current passed through first, and the owner of the hand where the hair stood up first held back a smile and cut off the power supply violently.

So, these nine people suddenly shook out the most powerful trembling, and fell down to the sky, shaking the whole building, Inoue Hong, stunned by this sudden change, and couldn't react at all. Until the huge vibration woke him up, looking at the nine people on the ground who couldn't help trembling, he immediately shouted: "Brother brother, don't worry about Yingji, how are you?" But he was just in a hurry, but he didn't dare to touch it with his hands.

Because, our mainstream energy is a cute and terrifying double-edged sword, so the residual power of the electric tiger is still there, and he doesn't dare to rush up to rescue them.

As for the fact that the nine of them fell, how could the entire building shake kilograms, in fact, this is the result of tens of thousands of people laughing on the ground at the same time

Du Weiqiang held back a smile and exclaimed fakely: "Oh my God, what's the matter, may God bless them, no, may Amaterasu bless them, Brother Inoue Hong, very no, I am very sorry to send it to you." I actually forgot.,This power grid will have a 10-minute cycle time.,We talked just now.,It took more than nine minutes.,That's possible.,Well.,It's so unfortunate that when your companion is at your convenience.,It's just the time when the current is replenished."

Inoue Hong held back his tears, there was nothing to say, but he was also secretly glad that he was very right to urinate in front of him, otherwise, he would have fallen here like them, in that way, no one would take care of us So, if none of us woke up, then we would die here because of shock The owners here have allowed us to leave, if we die like this, we will be very unworthy Maybe he is the answer to that allusion, Seon lost his horse, and he knows whether it is a blessing.

Some people are happy and some are sad, and some people are sad. Du Wei was already laughing at this time, the more he laughed, the more angry the anger in his stomach became, and his body temperature rose again, and even Shalina couldn't eat. As a last resort, two nostrils and a mouth opened widely, and three pillars of flame erupted, which dissipated. My heart is happy again, only in a happy state of mind, can I help myself to succeed Ah When he breathed fire, fortunately, Inoue Hong, he focused on his brother, and didn't see the situation here. Otherwise, he would have fainted because he thought he was the red-nosed monster Obasan.

spewed out a belly of fire, which made him feel much more comfortable, and then looked at the nine ninjas on the ground, there were actually four of them continuing their excretion task, he couldn't help but shake his head, secretly wondering if he was too ruthless, let them endure for so many days, and store so many things Now, it actually sprayed for more than 30 seconds and didn't stop

Looking at the column of urine that was bubbling up to the sky, he smashed his mouth, and whispered in Sarina's ear: "Water, when we are free, let's go to Jinan to have a fun together, okay I heard that the storm spring there is very famous, I want to study its principle, I don't know, do you want to, well, that's great, I should really thank these ninjas, thank them." I can actually make you, a practice maniac, willing to squeeze out a little time to accompany me."

Then, turning his head again, he said sadly to Inoue Hong: "It doesn't matter, they'll just be in trouble."

Inoue was greatly surprised when he heard this, 1000 volts is also a safe voltage The safe voltage is 36 volts raised his head and looked at him with wide open eyes, doubting whether his knowledge of physics was passable.

Du Weilian patted his buttocks, and the "ping-pong" sounded, signaling him not to be paralyzed by the naïve data, and then said sincerely: "Don't worry, 1000 volts is a safe voltage, your brother, your body can withstand 800 volts." Oh, don't believe it, we've tested it. You can still withstand more than 900 volts, but we set the voltage according to your body. So, they're going to be fine, they'll wake up all at once. That extra current, at most, will destroy a little bit of their meridians, it's not a big deal."

When Inoue Hong heard that he said that electricity would destroy the meridians, tears could not help but flow down anymore because, he knew very well that the smoothness of the meridians was the key to determining the rise of their ninjutsu Moreover, he was also very sad, why did he come to this place, they were the weakest of the ten weakest squads that appeared when testing their strength among the 10,000 upper ninja groups. The organization gave 10 tasks, which is to go to various places to explore the information needed by the organization, and if you can't complete the task or die. Then, how miserable it is to revoke all their rights, and then remove them, and finally put them in prison for another 50 years, because, at their level, these tasks are still very difficult for them, of course, if they are completed, then they can be promoted, but now, isn't it just to complete 50, so my heart is happy

Du Wei looked at him like this, thinking that he was grieving for his brothers. Then he said: "Don't worry, I said I would let you go, hey, you are a little unlucky, you actually bumped into the time of the cycle." We'll make amends, and now, let you go, and you'll do whatever you want. Well, you know what I mean, I mean, you have to take care of yourself, don't mess around."

Inoue was overjoyed when he heard it, and he couldn't imagine that he was telling the truth, at that time, some of them went to Miami, the United States, where the Mediterranean climate was very good, and a small rural village in France, where it was so close to nature, at that time, I was still annoyed that I had drawn this place, and now, I couldn't help but be glad that I had drawn this task, which was very correct, although the difficulty was "not big", and it was very unlucky, but now I can go back alive and bring back some news, these are the most important things. Then he said: "Oh sir, I wish you long live, long live, we will definitely know what is good."

Du Wei raised his hand and pressed it falsely, and said: "Don't shout long live us, we Chinese are not so arrogant, well, there were before, it was hundreds of years ago, okay, don't say this, I know you are very grateful to us, right?"

Seeing him nod violently, he smiled and said, "Then, if we go to Tokyo in the future, well, or Hokkaido, you have to treat us well, I heard that your sushi and sashimi are varied, and even more than our Chinese dishes, I want to see it."

Inoue was happy, he couldn't imagine that he would be blessed by misfortune and be able to make friends with such a wealthy person. So he hurriedly said: "Of course, of course, I will be very entertained, and I will not let you down."

"That's good, then I'll wish you a good walk, a smooth journey" After speaking, he didn't pay attention to Inoue Hong's more than 100-degree bow, and said to the pinhole camera: "Lu Gong, treat our guests well, the old rules"

When Sarina waited for him to finish, she got up and walked out, went out to the door, and asked, "There is so much more Japanese food than Chinese food, so I want to try it."

Du Wei couldn't help but feel like fainting, and said dryly: "Water, you don't know the meaning of what I said, this is called a compliment, do you know that you haven't eaten Chinese food, you have eaten it for so long, and you haven't eaten all over the north, not to mention the south, the cuisine in the south is more about Japanese culture, and our Chinese culture for thousands of years can be compared with Japanese cuisine, there are a lot of changes, but unfortunately the changes are not enough, we have more things in a Chinese cuisine, they change and change, just those two, sushi and sashimi are rice balls and sashimi." , rice, I won't say anything, is also the staple food of southerners. However, I don't know how to say sashimi, why is it so unhygienic, what bacteria, heavy metals, it's really a lot of sea, if it weren't for the import of our Chinese garlic to make garlic paste, then it would not be sick and dying, I said I was going to find him, just to make arrangements as soon as possible for the incident three months later. ”

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