"Damn, what do you think of Lao Tzu," Seeing Wu Laihua and Liu Shuya actually talking unscrupulously in front of him, Xu Zi's ambition was angry and couldn't help yelling, "Lao Tzu is the king of soldiers, not the little apple in your mouth." ”

"Even if you are the king of soldiers, you are also the king of soldiers who signed a deed of sale with me, and in these ten months, you must do whatever I ask you to do!" Liu Shuya ignored Xu Zixiong's roar, and while pulling Wu Laihua to the bedroom on the second floor, she said without looking back, "Now we are going to change clothes, you go to the kitchen to make a table of hearty breakfast first." ”

Seeing that Liu Shuya really regarded herself as her little follower, Xu Zixiong turned around and walked towards the gate of the villa, intending to let Liu Shuya know that she was also a soldier with temper and dignity, not an old mother who came and went when you were called in your family.

It seemed that he had known that Xu Zixiong would be like this, and when Xu Zixiong just stepped out of the villa gate with one foot, Wu Laihua said without looking back: "Xu Zixiong, if you don't want to stay at Zhoujing University, just go, we will definitely not do things that are difficult for strong people." ”

"Holy!" Hearing Wu Laihua's words, Xu Zixiong suddenly wilted like a deflated balloon, and he protested frantically in his heart, "You guys are still embarrassed to say that it is difficult to do things that are difficult for strong people, what is this now, is it difficult for people to do it?" ”

Although he doesn't know why the strange-tempered master let him go to college, Xu Zixiong knows that everything the master does will not be untargeted.

"Bang!" Just as Xu Zixiong slowly retracted his thighs and walked slowly towards the kitchen, Wu Laihua and Liu Shuya slammed the door of the bedroom. In the bedroom, which is mainly pink, there is a crisp and pleasant laughter.

I saw Wu Laihua and Liu Shuya falling on the bed and laughing, obviously very happy about Xu Zixiong's deflatedness.

"Sister Laihua, what do you think about my revenge plan today? It's a pity that this guy actually knows Xu Zixiong, otherwise, I will definitely let Leopard teach him a good lesson. After laughing tired, Liu Shuya lay on the bed, supported her head with her little hands, and asked Wu Laihua for credit.

Hearing Liu Shuya's words, Wu Laihua also turned over and lay on the bed with his calves cocked, shaking his little feet back and forth, and said softly: "Xiaoya, do you think Xu Zixiong will really be the king of soldiers in the Eight Military Regions, otherwise, how would he know Leopard Leopard?" ”

"Hmph, I don't care if he's the king of soldiers or not, anyway, he agreed to my conditions, so he must be my little follower honestly. If he behaves well, I will use the third condition that has not yet been offered, and let him be a servant for another ten months. ”

"Xiaoya, do you like Xu Zixiong?" Seeing that Liu Shuya's eyes lit up as soon as she talked about Xu Zixiong, Wu Laihua's heart was shocked for no reason.

"Sister Laihua, you are really necrotic!" Wu Laihua's words suddenly made Liu Shuya's face flush with shame, Liu Shuya stood up and looked at Wu Laihua, and muttered in a low voice, "How could I fall in love with Xu Zixiong, a pervert, he is your fiancé, that is, my brother-in-law, you actually dared to frame me just now, I have to let you taste my tickling magic!" ”

After speaking, Liu Shuya stretched out her little hand and grabbed Wu Laihua's armpit, where was Wu Laihua, who was lying on the bed, Liu Shuya's opponent who was straight, and was immediately tickled by Liu Shuya's magic skills, which made the flowers and branches tremble and laugh coquettishly. However, Wu Laihua did not simply sit idly by, but launched a counterattack against Liu Shuya without showing weakness.

For a while, in the pink bedroom, the laughter was one after another, and the two girls in their prime on the big bed were playing together, and as their movements became more and more crazy, one by one camouflage clothes fell on the floor. If Xu Zixiong broke in at this time, he would definitely have a nosebleed.

It's a pity that Xu Zixiong, who has now signed the deed of sale, is standing listlessly in the kitchen, looking at the empty refrigerator and worrying. Although Xu Zixiong thinks that his cooking skills are not bad, but it is difficult for a good woman to cook without rice, except for a bag of dried noodles and three raw eggs in the whole kitchen, there are no ingredients at all, how do you ask Xu Zixiong to make a hearty breakfast?

Hearing the noise of fighting from the second floor, Xu Zixiong couldn't help but pout, and then grabbed the only five raw eggs in the cabinet with one hand, picked up a clean sea bowl with the other, and skillfully broke the raw eggs in turn and poured them into the sea bowl.

Just when Xu Zixiong was about to stir the eggs with a pair of chopsticks, the noise on the second floor suddenly disappeared, Xu Zixiong hurriedly listened, and found that Wu Laihua and Liu Shuya's breathing gradually calmed down, as if they were tired of fighting, plus they got up early this morning to participate in military training, and fell asleep unconsciously.

"Woo~~~" Seeing that Xu Zixiong's cooking action suddenly stopped, the leopard head on the side immediately showed a dissatisfied expression, and looked at Xu Zixiong pitifully.

"Play around, you unproductive guy!" Hearing the leopard's protest, Xu Zixiong frowned and said, "You won't go out to see, if there is a pleasing little apple, hook me up, always follow me, you will never find the other half!" ”

"Woo~~~" As soon as Xu Zixiong's words fell, the leopard's head let out a cheerful low roar, turned around and ran towards the door of the villa.

In fact, where did Xu Zixiong know, it was not that the leopard head was unwilling to go to the little apple, but that as soon as it came to Liu Shuya's villa, Liu Shuya told the leopard head that he was not allowed to leave the villa for half a step, otherwise, he would be sent back to the military region for confinement.

Now that he has a leopard head backing the mountain, when he hears Xu Zixiong's words, where are he still hungry for egg noodles, and he can't wait to roar to express the joy in his heart. But the leopard head who was familiar with Xu Zixiong knew that Xu Zixiong must have something important next, so he ran away with a low whimper.

It is said that the Tibetan mastiff is psychic, and the leopard head did not guess wrong at all, and as soon as it ran out of the villa gate, Xu Zixiong showed a wicked smile on his face, put down the sea bowl in his hand, and quickly ran to the bedroom on the second floor.

As soon as he opened the door of the bedroom, Xu Zixiong was directly stunned, only to see Wu Laihua and Liu Shuya lying on the bed in disheveled clothes, with a sweet smile on their faces, and they didn't know what kind of dream they were having.

After relieving himself, Xu Zi's ambition was restless, "Damn, these two little apples really have their own merits, Wu Laihua is mature and steady, exuding a luxurious atmosphere, it is simply a ripe red Fuji; Although Liu Shuya is not yet ripe, it is better than sweet and sour, and Lao Tzu still likes green apples. ”

Thinking of this, Xu Zixiong took a big stride, walked towards the big bed, and shook his head and sighed in a low voice, "Hey, people who are so big, they don't know how to cover the quilt when they sleep, if I don't see it, forget it, but since I see it, how can I bear to let you catch a cold No, I hope you can understand the good intentions of my little follower, don't think crookedly." ”

Xu Zixiong said that he was right, just like Lei Feng who did good deeds without leaving a name, but a pair of squinting eyes stared straight at Wu Laihua and Liu Shuya. Fortunately, Wu Laihua and Liu Shuya's clothes are still there, otherwise, wouldn't it be all cheaper than Xu Zixiong.

After Xu Zixiong lightly covered Wu Laihua and Liu Shuya with the quilt, he was about to sit down and admire the little apple, when he suddenly felt that his nose was hot, and a fishy liquid flowed into his mouth.

"Damn, what is this for?" Seeing this, Xu Zixiong didn't care about admiring the sleeping beauty, so he hurriedly ran out.

Just after Xu Zixiong's back disappeared, Wu Laihua's tightly closed little eyes suddenly opened, and there was a hint of evil smile and a relieved expression on his face, "Even if you kid still have a bit of control, otherwise, I will definitely find someone to make you a little eunuch in Huaxia!"

It turned out that as soon as Xu Zixiong opened the bedroom door, Wu Laihua, who was sleeping relatively lightly, woke up, but she didn't make a sound, but pretended to be asleep, wanting to see how Xu Zixiong's character was.

When Xu Zixiong confidently covered them with quilts, he didn't know whether Xu Zixiong was intentional or unintentional, and his big hand actually touched Wu Laihua's little apple. At that time, Wu Laihua almost didn't break out, but fortunately, Xu Zixiong's hand passed by and he didn't stay long.

Now seeing Xu Zixiong pinching his nose and running away, Wu Laihua was actually a little lost in his heart, and after glancing at the sleeping Liu Shuya, he slowly closed his eyes, ready to make up for a beauty sleep.

"Damn, what the hell is going on?" When Xu Zixiong rinsed his nose with water, he couldn't help muttering, "Lao Tzu is also a cultivator now, and he actually has a nosebleed when he is stimulated, which doesn't make sense at all!" ”

Regarding the problem of Xu Zixiong's nosebleed, it is estimated that no one has explained it clearly, and even if someone knows, they may not necessarily tell him now, such as the strange old way that he adopted him, and the instrument spirit of the Three Treasures Ruyi Pendant, they are well aware of Xu Zixiong's situation, but they did not explain it out loud.

When Xu Zixiong cleaned up and came to the living room, he saw Liu Shuya's laptop at a glance, and Xu Zixiong, who had nothing to do, skillfully opened the notebook, intending to find something to kill time, after all, no one knew what Wu Laihua and Liu Shuya would wake up.

"Damn, no!" When Xu Zixiong saw the things on the notebook, he was suddenly shocked and shouted, "Liu Shuya, a girl, still plays this?" ”