Just as I was looking into the river, a monster suddenly rose out of the water, with a cloak and a hideous and vicious face.

He is my future junior brother - Sha Monk.

To be honest, I actually hated him very much when I first saw Sha Seng, not to mention his original appearance, but his fiery red hair was enough to make my old pig jealous - I didn't expect such a fashionable person to exist in such a remote place.

If you can't get used to it and add jealousy, you will naturally have to fight.

Let's go to war.

The junior brother's martial arts are very good, and he almost made my old pig lose face in front of the master. To be honest, it's not terrible to lose face in front of the master, but I'm afraid that once I lose, Brother Monkey will look down on me.

Before the war, Brother Monkey said very modestly: Bajie, my grandson's water nature is not as good as yours, or you go down to lure that monster out. This sentence is heard in the ears of my old pig, I think when I was still Marshal Tianpeng, I went to the river every day to fish and catch shrimp, and I often held my breath underwater for half a day, and the seafood I caught was sold to the old men of Tai Bai Xing to make snacks, and I also earned some wine money by the way. I don't like to eat seafood very much, I think it's not only expensive but also not nutritious, so it's better to drink alcohol......

Don't talk about it.,Let's talk about fighting.,Actually, we're fighting with monsters or something.。 For example, this time, I said to Sha Seng before the war: No slapping in the face, no slapping in the stomach, no kicking in the lower gear. And the reason why we restrain each other like this is because everyone thinks that the audience watches us fight purely for fun, in fact, they don't want to see us bloodshed and sacrifice.

Since there is no need to fight to the death, everyone agrees in private: all fights can only be pointed. This is also why some people complain when watching "Journey to the West" that our fights are like fun, and they are not as exciting as martial arts movies under normal circumstances.

Those who like martial arts movies actually don't understand the true meaning of martial arts, and similarly, people who practice martial arts are most taboo to have the intention of killing. Martial arts are originally used to strengthen the body and defend oneself, but if it is used for other purposes, it will definitely run counter to the original intention of martial arts and produce so-called side effects.

Let's get back to fighting.

It may be that the movement of the two of us fighting is a bit big, which alarms the Bodhisattva in heaven. In the end, he hurriedly came down to persuade him: stop fighting, don't fight, it's just a misunderstanding, it's all his own family.

Damn, if I didn't say it earlier, I wasted my old pig's strength in vain. They are the same as when I was a leader before, completely ignoring the hard work of their subordinates, just like the broken director in Stephen Chow's "The King of Comedy", you must seriously finish the performance once, then play it a second time, and then play it a third time...... He just doesn't shout "click"; Wait for him to shout, before you thought it was over, the director said casually: Ah, let's start from the beginning, I didn't notice just now. You say it's not annoying.

Now this bodhisattva is similar to the director, and when we were about to decide the winner, he ran over and said that it was a misunderstanding, and I guess which sister he went to before.