Chapter 203: Dalu, Why Do We Always Want to Slap Your Ass Uncontrollably?

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Guo Dalu stretched out his hand and patted the notebook on the table, and said to Yu Lingling, who was sitting opposite, with a smile on his face, "This is also the first wave of customers for the new business, which can be regarded as a good start." ”

Yu Lingling looked at the notebook seriously, suddenly frowned, and pointed to a record in the notebook, "Why do you also take this order? I can endure walking upright, I can do it, what the hell is singing and dancing? I can't sing and dance myself, and I am often ridiculed by my classmates for being incomplete in five tones......

Speaking of this, Yu Lingling looked at Guo Dalu questioningly.

Guo Dalu said with a smile: "Training cats and dogs to walk upright, this person can do it, nothing special, training them to sing, dance, and break boulders on their chests makes us different." ”

"And the chest broken boulder?!" Yu Lingling hurriedly looked back, but fortunately did not find a similar need, "I said that no one will be so perverted, otherwise I will give him a chest broken boulder first." ”

"Don't overcomplicate this, these strange needs of the guests are also out of a spoof mentality, they don't really want a meow that can only go to the singing competition. Guo Dalu explained, "The so-called singing is nothing more than to make them meow rhythmically, and there is an upheaval on the tone; the so-called dancing is nothing more than adding a few extra movements when walking upright, such as spinning, jumping, twisting the hips, etc., if you can step on the eight beats of a few dances, it is definitely a masterpiece." ”

Yu Lingling: "......" always feels that something is wrong, but I can't say anything specifically.

"We have always dared to be the first to solve the worries of the grocery store, for others dare not do, private customized meow as a new business of the store, naturally can not lag behind, I believe in Lingling you can do it, do you believe in yourself?" Guo Dalu involuntarily put on the face of a shameless boss.

"I believe in myself. Yu Lingling also responded reflexively, and then said "ah", pointing at Guo Dalu: "You ......"

"Come on. Guo Dalu nodded at her encouragingly, and then shifted the topic to Professor Yu, "What is Professor Yu's reaction after seeing the black beans you have become?"

Yu Lingling changed his mind for a moment and replied, "The spirit is much better, but it is not fully recovered. ”

Guo Dalu thought for a while and nodded, "Then let's do it first." ”

......

At noon, a customer came to the store, a bald middle-aged man who was calm and relaxed, and after the man walked into the store, he looked left and right, bowing slightly.

"Welcome to the Grocery Store!"

Yu Lingling stood up to welcome, and now she has an "anti-grassroots charm", and she can contact the grassroots in human form in a bright and bright way, and she is quite excited.

The bald man glanced at Yu Lingling, and immediately froze in place, his eyes straightened, as if a hammer had been smashed in his chest, and blurted out: "It's beautiful!"

Yu Lingling's appearance is extremely beautiful, coupled with the unique temperament of her female cultivator, ordinary people will really feel "thrilling to be beautiful" when they see her.

"How can I help you?" Guo Dalu looked at the guest's lost look and quickly diverted his attention.

"Huh?" The bald male guest looked at Guo Dalu and felt a trance in his heart: "What happened to me just now? Why do I feel so happy? My heartbeat seems to have missed a few beats!"

Under the influence of the "anti-grassroots charm", the middle-aged guests have ignored the existence of the fish spirit, but the afterglow of the amazing feeling of wanting to kneel is still there.

"Hit the tip or stay in the hotel?" asked Guo Dalu.

The middle-aged guest came back to his senses and said embarrassedly: "I'm sorry, I just short-circuited my thinking...... I came here today to customize a cat. ”

Guo Dalu took the notebook and pen, "Tell me your requirements." ”

"There are no other requirements, just one, I want my cat to have a great aesthetic eye and a high sensitivity in distinguishing between beautiful and ugly women. The bald man said with a smile.

Guo Dalu's pen paused in the notebook, "So you want to customize a lustful cat?"

"Yes, that's what it means. ”

Guo Dalu: "......" So what do modern people think of cats as raising, and do they need aesthetic vision? What do you do with aesthetic vision? Cats with great aesthetic vision, isn't the first thing they have to do is to run away from home and stay with you all day long?

"This, it's a bit difficult," Guo Dalu said.

"I know," the bald man understood, "I'm just here to try my luck, in fact, I haven't had a cat in two years since Liu Sanbian ran away from home." ”

"Liu Sanchang?"

"Just a cat I raised before, very lustful, and the vision is very high, basically, the girls who can make it roll and sell cute, and desperately make up are all red-faced and trouble-like, and those girls with average appearance, it will at most glance at it, and then maintain a cold image, as for those who don't look at it, I'm afraid they can only be brothers. ”

"It's funny. Yu Lingling answered another sentence at this time, and the bald man turned his head to look over, his eyes suddenly straightened, and his chest seemed to have been smashed with a hammer.

"It's beautiful!"

Guo Dalu shook his head speechlessly and asked, "What do you think Liu San will behave when he sees her?"

The bald man stared at Yu Lingling, unable to take his eyes off at all, and muttered, "It will pull off all the beards and give it to her as a gift." ”

Guo Dalu and Yu Lingling glanced at each other, and couldn't help but laugh dumbly, and then Guo Dalu clapped his hands and said, "I have written down your list, you leave a contact information, and I will contact you with news." ”

The bald man came back to his senses again, looking dazed, and then nodded, "Okay, trouble." ”

When he left the grocery store, the bald man felt a deep sense of reluctance in his heart, and he felt inexplicably lost, but when he thought that the manager of this store was a big boy, he was puzzled and panicked, and quickly eliminated the distractions in his heart.

......

In the afternoon, Lin Jue, Wang An and Lan Kangkang came to the store to find Guo Dalu for dinner, Guo Dalu called Yu Lingling by the way, and the moment the three of them saw Yu Lingling, they had a feeling of dizziness, as if thousands of flowers suddenly bloomed in front of them, and the room was full of light.

"Da Lu, this is ......," Lin Jue looked at Yu Lingling and asked Guo Da Lu.

"Oh, the new clerk. Guo Dalu replied, in fact, it doesn't matter if you don't introduce it, anyway, they will forget it all later.

"Dalu ......" Lin Jue called out affectionately, "We are brothers, right?"

Wang An retorted: "Lin Jue, you don't recognize your relatives there, why don't I remember your younger brother?" and then turned his head and asked Guo Dalu: "Yes, my brother?"

Guo Dalu: "......" Let's change the invisibility charm for the fish spirit when I turn around.

During the meal, Yu Lingling didn't speak again, and Lin Jue, Wang An and Lan Kangkang didn't notice her anymore, but for some reason, the three of them always couldn't help but want to praise Guo Dalu, pat him on the back, and turn out all his previous brilliant deeds and praise them one by one.

Even Lan Kangkang, who is known for his introverted honesty, couldn't help but pat a greasy but not greasy ass: "I don't know anything else, but Brother Lu just entered the university, he started from scratch, and the business is so prosperous, I, Lan Kangkang, will be the first to take ...... I don't necessarily help the wine bottle when it is poured, but I am convinced by what Brother Lu did. ”

After eating, coming out of the restaurant, Yu Lingling said goodbye to everyone because he was going to accompany Professor Yu.

The three of them were stunned for a long time, and then they said goodbye, and when Yu Lingling left, it was a new round of praise, and they didn't know why they wanted to do this, they always felt that there was a particularly important thing in their hearts to ask Guo Dalu for help, but they hadn't remembered what it was.

After sitting in the grocery store for a while, the four of them returned to the dormitory together, and halfway through, Lin Jue suddenly realized something, frowned, and said, "Have you noticed that we have been filming the sycophants on the road since we have eaten, and we have hardly stopped, what's the situation?"

Guo Dalu spread his hands, "I'm also a little uncomfortable, I can't interject if I want to be modest." ”

Wang An and Lan Kangkang reflected for a moment and said, "I feel uncontrollable, it seems that something asks him for help, and I think he is very kind." ”

Guo Dalu laughed, and was about to answer, when his heart suddenly moved, and he turned his head to look west......

A cyan cat blocks the path of a black cat.