Chapter 115: You're such a scumbag

"I think our three countries should be united."

In a conference room, three middle-aged men gathered together, and there was no one beside them.

"Hmm."

"Indeed, this one has the Magic Association, the other has the Wormmaster, and the other has the Loose Scattered and the Royal Magician; And what about our three kingdoms? There is almost nothing, and the combined strength of the three countries can compete with one of them. ”

"Did you talk to the players? Only one person can survive. ”

"Nope."

"No, once you say it, it will inevitably disturb the morale of the army."

"It seems that everyone's approach is very consistent, but if necessary, you can also tell them that if you kill your own messenger, you can give up your summoner qualifications."

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"Whew......" Lan Xiaoyu slowly opened his eyes, and when he looked at his watch, it was already eight o'clock in the morning.

Just when he was about to go out to wash, suddenly, an egg was thrown at him in an instant.

said that it was too late, and Lan Xiaoyu grabbed the egg at once.

"it...... The egg was broken...... "However, the result was naturally conceivable, the egg broke directly into his hand, and the yolk and egg white also flowed down his palm to his arm.

Just when he wanted to shake off the pile of viscous liquid in his hand, a cabbage flew over again, remember, it was a cabbage.

"What is this doing this early in the morning? Am I offending people? ”

Lan Xiaoyu frowned, and casually knocked out the cabbage.

He looked towards the source of the throwing thing, and saw a group of aunts.

At this time, Lan Xiaoyu can be described as confused, since it is confirmed, let's go and ask what is going on.

When the group of aunts saw Lan Xiaoyu walking towards them, they actually sped up their hand speed for throwing things for a while, and even a few people even ran away.

The few people who didn't run away scolded at Lan Xiaoyu while throwing it: "Lan Xiaoyu! You big scumbag! Lan Xiaoyu! You big scumbag! ......”

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"Who, why is it so noisy? What scumbag? Who is a scumbag? I don't know, don't talk nonsense! ”

I saw Xia Zixi slowly walking out of the house, as soon as he went out, don't stretch his waist, but as soon as he was halfway through, an egg smashed into his face in an instant.

He naturally didn't react when he just woke up, and after being hit, he was stunned for a moment, and then said angrily: "Who the threw it?" Which cerebral palsy, come out to Lao Tzu! ”

After saying that, Xia Zixi looked towards the place where the voice came from, and at this glance, he saw Lan Xiaoyu and ...... and a couple of aunts.

He saw that those aunts were constantly throwing things at Lan Xiaoyu, and he immediately understood what was going on.

"Okay, it turned out that he was bullying my little brother, and I, the eldest brother, have never bullied me, why are you aunts so positive?"

With that, he walked towards that side in a menacing manner, but as soon as he took a step, he was smashed in the face by an egg.

"Damn, these aunts, it's really a tiger who doesn't wield, when I'm a sick cat."

......

"Don't throw it away, it's all gone, what else are you throwing away."

Lan Xiaoyu frowned, and directly blocked the aunt on the wall.

"You...... You stinky boy, even my age...... Don't let it go! But...... I have to say, this is indeed a bit handsome, if the aunt is young, maybe she is willing to be your scum. ”

Lan Xiaoyu was stunned for a moment, this group of aunts is willing

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He must have come at the behest of someone, otherwise how could he say such a thing without the slightest resentment?

Just as he was asking, the few aunts who were still there slipped away in an instant.

"Eh, what are you going! Don't go! ”

At this moment, Xia Zixi arrived late, and he just wanted to step forward to chase those people, but he was pulled down by Lan Xiaoyu.

"What's the matter, little brother, why don't you chase it, look at what you and I have been thrown into."

I saw Xia Zixi stroke himself and shake off the egg white in his hand.

Lan Xiaoyu didn't want to pay attention to him, and directly dragged the aunt and asked, "Say, who instructed you." ”

"No, I don't say it!"

"Oh, my mouth is quite hard, it looks like I've given you a lot of money."

"This ......" The aunt hesitated for a moment, and then continued: "I am a righteous aunt who specializes in rectifying scumbags like you for the sake of heaven!" ”

"It's kind of interesting." Lan Xiaoyu smiled, and then nodded to Xia Zixi.

"This ...... I can't do it when I'm so old......" Xia Zixi looked at Lan Xiaoyu with some embarrassment, and an expression of "I can't" was written on his face.

"What do you want?" Lan Xiaoyu gave him a blank look.

"So what do you mean? ......”

"Take some money......"

"Oops...... That's all the money, and I saved it from you last time. Xia Zixi subconsciously pulled the money bag back, "This unfamiliar land, how can I live without some money, I'm ......."

Without waiting for him to talk nonsense, Lan Xiaoyu directly snatched the money bag, then grabbed a few from it, and said to the aunt: "Now, you can finally talk about it." ”

"This ......"

"It's okay now, right?" As he spoke, Lan Xiaoyu took out some more money from Xia Zixi's money bag.

"This ......"

"What about now?"

"This ......"

"And this? That's gone, you like to talk about it or not, I can guess who it is anyway. And, do I need to go to the door? With that, Lan Xiaoyu was ready to put the money back in the money bag.

Seeing this, Xia Zixi's originally broken heart suddenly reorganized.

"Eh, don't mind, I said, it's Liu Gongzi from the north of the city."

"Oh?"

"Which Liu Gongzi?"

"Liu Dazhuang in the north of the city, he is the only one in the north of the city who can be so generous, of course, it is still not as generous as you." After that, the aunt wanted to snatch the money from Lan Xiaoyu's hand.

"Hey...... Wait a minute. Lan Xiaoyu hurriedly took his hand back, only took a little to her, and put the rest back into Xia Zixi's money bag.

"Childe! You don't talk about credit! The aunt said visibly angrily.

"Go, go, go, give you some and it's over, why are you still insatiable?" Seeing this, Xia Zixi hurriedly said impatiently to the aunt. After all, the money is his, and of course he can't ask for less.

As soon as the words fell, the two were shocked by the scene in front of them.

I saw that the aunt lay down directly, and shouted while lying down: "Someone! Someone! Look at these two shameless people, bullying me, an old man who has passed half a hundred! ”

Lan Xiaoyu frowned, he didn't want to make a big deal about it, she didn't want to be ashamed, she still had face.

"Come, get up."

"No money!"

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"You get up first, and I'll give it to you when you get up."

"You give it first, and I'll get up again."

Suddenly, Lan Xiaoyu was vomited by this old man, and went up directly to use a magic spell on her, and wanted to erase her memory.

But to Lan Xiaoyu's surprise, this aunt actually has ...... There is magic protection...... Unable to hack her brain.

"Okay, you kid still wants to do something to me." Immediately, she screamed even louder.

"Who......"

"yes, who? Who's screaming so loudly there? ”

Lan Xiaoyu really vomited, and he didn't expect this aunt to have this trick.

Look at the aunt lying on the ground again, looking at Lan Xiaoyu with a smug face, with a look of "What?" Don't give you any money? If you don't give money, it's going to make a big fuss".

"Okay." In desperation, Lan Xiaoyu could only succumb to the aunt's porcelain touching operation.

As soon as she received the money, she immediately stood up and knocked out all the money she had to go back to the city.

To Lan Xiaoyu's surprise, this "touching porcelain" actually had after-sales service, and I saw that the aunt was constantly explaining to the people who came up.

"This young man is so kind in his heart, he saw that I fell, and helped me up......"

"But...... I just saw that you didn't get up on your own......"

"yes, yes, I'd love to see that guy give you money......"

"Oh, don't care about these details, everyone is scattered, let's disperse......"

Lan Xiaoyu naturally didn't want to beep anything more with her, and when she encountered this kind of person, it was better to end it as soon as possible, so as not to get into trouble with herself.

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"You say, why is Liu Dazhuang looking for you in the north of the city, suck ...... Suck ...... Didn't you rob someone's wife? Suck ...... Suck ......"

Lan Xiaoyu and the two were eating noodles, in order to smooth out the pain of Xia Zixi's loss of money just now, this meal was invited by Lan Xiaoyu. Actually, if Angel hadn't eaten so much yesterday, he would still have plenty of money today.

"I don't know, maybe it's because of ......" Lan Xiaoyu hesitated, Xue Wu's figure suddenly slid through his mind, could it be her? Probably not......

"Because of what......?"

"Nothing."

"Then are you going to come to talk to that Liu Dazhuang?" Xia Zixi said as he ate the last bite of noodles, but he still felt a little insufficient, so he shouted to the boss: "Boss, have another bowl!" ”

"Okay, wait a minute,"

"It shouldn't be......" Actually, Lan Xiaoyu didn't really want to find Liu Dazhuang's matter, after all, it was nothing, it was just that the two of them needed to take a shower now.

But, immediately, he dismissed the idea.

"Lan Xiaoyu! Scumbag! Lan Xiaoyu! Scumbag! ”

After Lan Xiaoyu heard this, he suddenly squirted a mouthful of noodles directly from his mouth.

Subsequently, a poster floated to Xia Zixi's hand.

"Yohe, you're really hot now."

Lan Xiaoyu snatched the poster in Xia Zixi's hand, and when he looked at it, he saw that his photo was printed on it, and several big words on it read: "Lan Xiaoyu scumbag!" Deceive the feelings of an innocent woman! ”

"As for ......"

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