I don't know what Su Xiaoxiao, who has put so many labels on him, thinks in his heart.

In the world of straight men.

If you grab someone's head, you're grabbing someone's head, and a dish is a dish.

If you want Jiang Chi to do that dog licking thing, Jiang Chi really can't do it.

"What's next?"

Su Xiaoxiao asked curiously.

"You don't know what's next?"

Jiang Chi asked rhetorically, "Can't you even understand this game as an anchor?" How are you a streamer? ”

Su Xiaoxiao: "..."

Why are you starting to teach me a lesson again?

Can you give some face to the face of me as a beauty.

Su Xiaoxiao was reprimanded by Jiang Chi on the spot and didn't dare to speak, like a primary school student, aggrieved and helpless.

Because she found that every time she talked to Jiang Chi, it didn't seem to make sense.

The world of straight men, we really don't understand.

Su Xiaoxiao didn't know what to say, and glanced at the barrage.

"Haha, Su Xiaoxiao, do you have such a day? After following you for so long, labor and management are waiting to see this day coming! What a joy! So much so that I can't hide my joy now when I slam 666! ”

"Have you found out that Xiaoxiao was killed by this playmate, what do you think this scene looks like, I think it's very similar..."

"Like your sister, Xiaoxiao is mine! Don't rob me of anyone, whoever robs me will be in a hurry! I'll jump off the building as soon as I'm in a hurry! I'm sorry when I jump off the building, lose money, everyone! ”

"Don't say more, everyone stand up, it's rude to sit and wait for others to jump off the building, stand up and show Lao Tzu!"

…

Su Xiaoxiao didn't know how to respond to these barrages for the first time, as if she hadn't seen them, she left the barrage intentionally or unintentionally.

I didn't watch it anyway, I don't know anything.

The signboard of my first sister of the Divine Tree is smashed in the hands of this companion today.

This dead straight man!

Suddenly, Su Xiaoxiao's eyes lit up, revealing a sly smile, and asked Jiang Chi: "Little brother, your voice is so good, the game is so good, and your speech is so cool, can I ask you a question?" ”

Suddenly hearing this, Jiang Chi was indeed a little happy.

"Actually... It's not as good as you say, so you can ask any questions. ”

Although Jiang Chi is a straight man, others praise him, and he is also beautiful in his heart.

This is beautiful in his heart, of course, his IQ has dropped, and he doesn't know that this is a trap that Su Xiaoxiao gave him.

"Ahem, then I asked, that's the one... Little brother, I want to ask, you talk so coolly, you must not have a girlfriend, right? ”

Jiang Chi: "..."

"Goodbye!"

"Don't talk about it, let's play the game!"

As soon as I heard my girlfriend, I remembered the woman who went on a blind date with him yesterday.

After the blind date, I added her WeChat, but I haven't clicked on the news yet, and I told my friends that he is a straight man.

He, Jiang Chi, can't be a straight man!

"Playing games?"

Su Xiaoxiao covered her mouth and smiled, ignoring the forgiving question: "Don't run away, you don't have a girlfriend, you tell me, what a big deal, tell me if you are unhappy, let us all be happy." ”

Poke me in the wound?

Jiang Chi couldn't bear it at that time.

"I told you that you could find me a blind date?"

"I can't."

"You can't name a few!"

Su Xiaoxiao: "..."

Can't say that yet?

"Let's talk about it, I'll give you extra money."

"Get out?"

it?

What an attitude!

As soon as Su Xiaoxiao's temper came up, her temperament followed.

"A hundred."

"Poof."

Jiang Chi didn't hold back for a moment.

"Do you think I look like someone who lacks your hundred bucks?"

Wait a minute...

This sentence...

When Su Xiaoxiao heard Jiang Chi's words, it was a little like the one that had become popular recently.

"Could it be... What do you lack from me? ”

She didn't react at once, and then spoke.

But she still listened to what Jiang Chi answered, and how much she hoped that Jiang Chi could say a good word to her.

Even if it's not true.

"Missing you?"

Jiang Chi asked rhetorically and continued: "Isn't it easy to find a two-legged person?" What I'm missing is a four-legged toad. ”

"Excuse me... Are you a human or a toad? Am I lacking you or not lacking you? ”

Su Xiaoxiao's face was black.

Meaning, I'm still a toad, you're a white swan, right?

If it is lacking, it is a toad.

There is no shortage, it is people.

It's a choice.

"Hello, there is no shortage, please shut up and fight the dragon!"

Su Xiaoxiao didn't know how to refute Jiang Chi, so she simply didn't answer.

"Brother behavior."

Jiang Chi pulled Su Xiaoxiao's lead one by one and went straight to the direction of Xiaolong.

What is surprising is that Han Xin, who was resurrected on the opposite side, and the lower road on the opposite side are fighting dragons.

This is completely illogical, it stands to reason that Han Xinyi's resurrection should be to brush the economy of the wild area, how is he fighting dragons, which makes Jiang Chi a little unfigured.

Actually, the masonry bureau, I didn't figure it out.

You'll never guess what the people in the Masonry Bureau are thinking.

"There's a dragon fighting on the other side!"

Su Xiaoxiao yelled at Jiang Chi excitedly as if she had met a cat with a mouse: "Quick, hit him!" ”

"There are three people on the other side, how do you fight?"

Jiang Chi looked helpless and wanted to retreat.

"What are you afraid of, three people? Beat! We're all three! ”

"Are you and Angela human?"

Su Xiaoxiao: "..."

Why aren't you human?

Am I playing badly?

You dead straight man!

"I don't care, if you don't go, I'll give you a bad review!"

Su Xiaoxiao's appearance at the moment is like a ruffian like a shrew scolding the street.

"Bad reviews can be given, but the game can't be lost."

Jiang Chi is still Jiang Chi, and the words are still the same sentence.

I told you plainly, you can't lose the game.

“emm… Little brother, you go, you go to beat them, people look at them and say uncomfortable, little brother go. ”

"Shhh

Jiang Chi gasped.

Who can stand up to the ducks?

However, he is always a straight man.

"Do you know how much preparation a game takes, how much money it invests, and how much manpower it takes to make a game? Now you're a little woman, let me send me to death or to send a dragon? Sorry, I, Jiang someone, can't do it! ”

Is it as serious as you say?

Su Xiaoxiao almost believed Jiang Chi's nonsense.

"Are you a man? If yes, go, if not, don't. ”

As soon as Su Xiaoxiao said this lightly, Jiang Chi couldn't sit still.

"Not a man? I'm going to... I'm going to show you! Keep your eyes open and watch this wave of operations, and don't blink. ”

After Jiang Chi finished speaking, he did not hesitate to charge the hook and hooked it directly to Han Xin, at this moment Jiang Chi had already exposed his vision, and the three people on the opposite side gave up fighting the dragon and chose to kill Jiang Chi.

[Ding - Congratulations to the host hand speed +100, duration 5 seconds]

"It's coming!"

The corners of Jiang Chi's mouth curled, and he only felt that his hands were extremely flexible now, and in the invisible fingertip operation, Jiang Chi's Baili Xuance hooked Han Xin with a second skill.

"Hit him!"

Han Xin over there wanted to use a skill to provoke Jiang Chi.

"Young."

Jiang Chi Yida just avoided Han Xinyi's skill, and at this moment, he saw that the opposite Bull Demon and Di Renjie were already approaching.

"Kill Han Shin first."

[Ding - Congratulations to the host for critical hit luck +100, which lasts for five seconds.] 】

So, the thing that made Han Xin autistic appeared again.

【peiwan-linxiu】Kill [wudijimo]

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