Chapter 7 My Chicken Lives Without Regrets
Chapter 7 My Chicken Birth Has No Regrets
Ignore Tang Hao, who is still at home with a confused face,
Tang San, who was carrying a bomb in his hand, had already arrived at the door of Guan Yun's wooden house and knocked on the door,
Duang... Duang... Duang
Guan Yun, who was awakened, pouted, and slowly put on his clothes,
Needless to say, the person who knocked on his door at this point also knew who it was, of course, the most important thing was that he was more familiar with the person in this village.
While walking out, he scolded,
"Come on, don't knock, this is a new door, ten copper coins, you will pay if you are scolded."
As soon as he opened the door, before he could get angry, he was attracted by the bomb in Tang San's hand.
About rubbing his hands in embarrassment, the originally angry look immediately turned into a dog-legged flattery,
"Third brother, look at you, you came here, and you brought a chicken to make up for me, what's so embarrassing?"
As he spoke, he stretched out his hand, wanting to hand over the chicken from Tang San's hand,
Who knew that Tang San, the stingy ghost, suddenly put his hand behind his back and hurriedly explained,
"Wait a minute, this chicken is indeed for you, but it's not for you to eat,"
After saying that, I felt that something was wrong, and added,
"At least not now."
Guan Yun scratched his head, his face was confused, and he couldn't help asking,
"You won't let me eat it, why are you bringing it to me?"
"Raise it!" Tang San's eyes flashed with a flickering light, and as he spoke, he walked around the clouds and walked into his house, "Look at how empty your courtyard is, can't there be some creatures that add vitality to you?" ”
Empty...... Empty? Guan Yun looked at his small yard, it was not big, and the only vacant land was also planted with flowers and plants, I couldn't support myself anymore, and I still raised chickens?
Maybe he was chilled by Guan Yun's strange eyes, Tang San couldn't find an excuse to continue fooling, and said angrily,
"To raise or not to raise? If I don't raise it, I'll take it back and raise it myself. ”
"Raise it," I won't want the food sent to my door? Is it difficult for me to raise it for a day?
I'll send it to you when I'm in soup, and you'll be able to revive me then?"
Seeing Tang San throw the chicken on the ground, Guan Yun yawned and said inarticulately,
"Get your throwing knives out."
Tang San's face suddenly became unkind, this kid wouldn't be going to eat it now, right? That's not going to work.
"Unbinding," Tang San was so inexplicable today? "Since it's for raising, why don't you untie its legs, and why do you still have a cloth in its mouth?"
Embarrassing, two lives, Tang San knew what it was like to be embarrassed for the first time, even if he had never been embarrassed when he peed his pants the only time in his life, is it normal for me to pee my pants as a baby? If I didn't pee, I would scare my dad to death.
Tang San took out his flying knife and cut the rope, just as he wanted to take the cloth off the white-tailed chicken's mouth.
Something big has happened......
Hello everyone, I'm a chicken, a serious chicken, from an aesthetic point of view, I'm still a beautiful chicken among chickens, do you know the white-tailed chicken family? The white tail hair is a symbol of my nobility and extraordinary,
I don't have a name, after all, our chicken clan doesn't like this, I used to live happily in a neurotic house in the east of Holy Soul Village, what? Why do you say I'm insane? He whipped us every morning, do you think he's insane? If he hits us when we scream, we'll put up with it, but before we call you to start fighting, do you think he's going a little too far?
Speaking of this crook, I have to mention, our white-tailed chicken family is a well-known singer family in the chicken category, other chickens can only crow once, and it is not short, we are different, we can continue when we call the climax, chicken treble, you know? Forget it, you humans don't have a good ability to understand,
For example, there is a human lyric,
That is the Qinghai-Tibet High !!!!! Original.
Our chirp is almost like "high!!!! "That part, it's going to be a double or two,
Although the life of being beaten every day is not so easy, I still feel that it is quite beautiful when I am content.
But my beautiful life is shattered today, the weather is very good today, I was going to show my singing voice as usual, to attract the attention of the opposite sex, the neuropathy hit me as always, I scolded a little bit, after all, my favorite chicken sister is looking at me with tears in her eyes, I have to be brave?
And then he hit me, that's it, I can get the adoring eyes of the hen, isn't it worth the beating? But I never expected that things would develop in a direction that I didn't expect.
When a brunette came, Neuropathy muttered a few words to him, and I don't know what he said, anyway, I didn't understand human words, and then Neuropathy Lore (wait, how do I know his name is Lore?). One grabbed me by the throat, and also gagged my mouth with a cloth, and tied my beautiful claws with a rope! Hand it to the little brat.
For a moment, I felt like I saw my deceased parents,
My chickens have no regrets.
What disappointed me the most is that there are so many chickens in the dignified white-tailed chicken family, and none of the chickens have made a voice for the chicken master, alas, my clan is dead!
And then I was taken away, uh, to be exact.
The most bullish is still the little broken child, you say that he is carrying the chicken master, and I will do it, but can you mention it upside down? You don't know it's easy to get dizzy, do you?
It's okay for you to lift me upside down, but can you stop walking so fast? It's really easy to get dizzy!
You walk faster, I think about it, and I can't bear it, come on, tell me, why did you run while walking?
He also stared at me with disgusted eyes from time to time, don't you know that this hurts Jizun?
I didn't know how long I was dizzy, but I finally stopped, and before I could take a breath of relief, this little broken child threw me to the ground,
How to drop? Am I not a life? Can you respect me?
Even if he has a little conscience, he untied me for Master Ji, and the cloth stuffed in his mouth was also taken down.
You see I can't kill you if I scold you!!
"I'm ......"