Metamorphosis - Disasters and Disasters (48)
After coming out of the Spirit Snake Dao Chief, it took almost four days to walk, and a relatively large manor appeared in front of him, so Brother Monkey beckoned us to go in and buy something to eat.
The people who came out to open the door were terrified when they saw us look like this. Brother Monkey said: Idiot, you are always careless, and it will be Senior Brother Sha's job to call the door in the future, just cool off! Senior Brother Sha smiled and said: Yes, Second Senior Brother, it is easy to scare people out of trouble.
After a long period of persuasion from Senior Brother Sha and the temptation of money, the family finally thought that we were not bad people, so we finally let us in, and then went to get food to eat. I heard that we were going to the end of the mysterious space, and the man was shocked: Really? Do you know that brother? Brother Monkey asked. The man smiled and said, "Yes!" How could you not know? Now everyone knows that there are three very powerful characters in the streets and alleys, who are about to go to the end of the mysterious space, it turns out to be you, I really didn't expect to see you with my own eyes.
The man looked excited when he said this, as if we were movie stars. I whispered to Brother Monkey: Brother Monkey, it seems that our whereabouts have been exposed, which is not a good thing for us, and there will definitely be more and more troubles in the future. Brother Monkey said: What are you afraid of? Everybody knows us, then we're famous; The best. Senior Brother Sha said: Senior brother, people are afraid of being famous, pigs are afraid of being strong, let's be careful, and try to hide our identities in the future, so as not to be troubled by those people with ulterior motives. I said, "Yes, if it weren't for the fact that the Master introduced himself to others every time he went to the West to learn the scriptures, then we wouldn't have to suffer so much......
I wanted to say it, but I was interrupted by Brother Monkey: Idiot, are you still finished? Hurry up and eat, and when you're done eating, you're ready to go! So I had no choice but to keep silent.
During the meal, we inquired about the road conditions in front of us, according to the man, there will be several market towns in front, and then there are basically old forests all the way through, and it is said that it will take half a month to completely pass through. When I heard that it was the forest again, I was immediately deflated, and sighed. It may be that the man saw through my thoughts, and then he said: It's okay, there are still people on the way, and you can always find it if you look carefully.
After eating, he rested for a while, and before leaving, Brother Monkey planned to give money to the man, but the man said that he didn't want anything, and in the end Brother Monkey had to give up. The man was right, he had only been walking for half a day, and before it was evening, we had already seen groups of houses in front of us, in good order. Naturally, that's what men call a market town.
We only rested for one night in the market town, then we were equipped with plenty of food and we were on our way. By the third day, the food in the backpack was almost gone.
Brother Monkey was very curious and asked: We obviously prepared food for a week, how can we say that it is gone? Brother Monkey looked at me with a strange look when he said this. Senior Brother Sha smiled and said, "Senior Brother, Second Senior Brother has been eating all the way this way, can it not be so fast?" I said with a big grin: The old pig wants to eat when he is hungry, is this still wrong? If the things are gone, you can prepare again, maybe there is someone in front of you! Brother Monkey gave me a blank look, then "cut", and then turned around.
Not to mention, I was really right, just about two hours after I finished saying that, there were really some edges and corners of houses in the woods in front of me, looming, looking particularly cute. I said: Brother Monkey, what do you think? The old pig said that there was someone in front of him, wasn't that? Brother Monkey looked in the direction of the front for a while, and then said to Senior Brother Sha: Senior Brother Sha, you hurry up and investigate, and the nerd and I will arrive later. Senior Brother Sha said yes and walked away.
It didn't take long for Senior Brother Sha to come back, and Senior Brother Sha said: Senior Brother Second Senior Brother, there is a temple in front! It's true? Brother Monkey was overjoyed, as if he was about to see his grandfather. Hmph, what's there to be happy about? I said to Brother Monkey: What's so good about the temple! Brother Monkey said: What's wrong? If you don't like it, don't go in, I can take care of myself just like Senior Brother Sha. Because the temple must be inhabited by monks, and the monks almost all eat fasting, especially in this barren mountain and wilderness, there is not much oil and water at first glance. Senior Brother Sha comforted and said: Second Senior Brother, aren't there still a few chicken legs and a few baked cakes in the backpack? It's good for you to eat alone later, and I'll have a fast meal with my senior brother.
As he spoke, he got closer and closer, and finally saw that it was indeed a temple, and there was still smoke billowing from the sky above the temple. Senior Brother Sha stepped forward and knocked on the door, and a little monk came out, looking panicked when he saw us. Senior Brother Sha hurriedly smiled and said, "Little brother, don't be afraid, we are just passing by, and we want to borrow a place to rest." Brother Monkey also went up to help and said: Yes, little brother, a few years ago, we were also monks, isn't it a family?
The little monk who had just regained his composure immediately screamed and ran inside when he saw Brother Monkey's appearance, not even caring about closing the door, and shouting as he ran: Master is not good, there are a few ugly monsters! Brother Monkey laughed, and I said: Brother Monkey, are you still embarrassed to laugh? People are scared away by you, maybe they won't let us rest here later! Hum!!! Finally, I made a heavy sound from my nostrils.
As soon as we walked into the courtyard, we saw the little monk leading an old monk to hurry over. Seeing this, Senior Brother Sha hurriedly went up to say hello, and then told the old monk about our situation.
After listening to Senior Brother Sha's narration, the old monk looked at us seriously, and probably saw that we were not bad people, so he said: Okay, apprentice, take them to the wing room to rest, and then take them to the stove room to eat. Thanks dude! Thanks dude! Brother Monkey kept saying to the old monk who had turned to leave. The little monk was really bold, and he was not as scared as he was just now, and generously led us to a side room in the back, where the smell of cigarettes was all over the room. Of course, not that "cigarette", but that "cigarette".
The little monk beckoned us to put down the backpack and told us to go with him to the stove room for dinner. As I was leaving, I suddenly heard a voice talking from inside the room, so I looked back into the room. I asked the little monk, where did the voice come from? It seemed like it was coming from our room. The little monk said lightly: Oh, it was from the people who live next door to you. I originally wanted to ask who lived next door, but when I saw the little monk's serious face, I pressed it again.
As expected, the meals were all vegetarian, the rice was nothing to say, and then there was three talents and one soup: stir-fried pumpkin slices, fried lettuce, braised tofu, and a yellow egg soup. Luckily, I brought some chicken legs with me, otherwise I wouldn't have known how to pass the meal. However, Brother Monkey and Senior Brother Sha ate with relish, as if they were still monks. After eating, we went back to our room to rest.
Although the bed in the wing room is not very comfortable, it is quite tidy and tidy, coupled with the aroma of incense, it gives people a feeling of drowsiness when they walk into the room. Brother Monkey and Senior Brother Sha estimated that they had eaten too much, and they were still sitting on the edge of the bed chatting. Senior Brother Sha said: Senior Brother, I don't know what the end of the mysterious space looks like, and I don't know if there is someone who doesn't, if there is someone like Xitian before, it would be better, at least we don't have to think about it ourselves, someone will teach you how to do it, if there is no one, it will be more troublesome, and you have to explore it yourself. I agree with Senior Brother Sha's statement, but Brother Monkey said: Things haven't come to that point yet, it's useless to think about it, and no one has been there, who knows? So Senior Brother Sha stopped talking. There was another sound of talking from next door, mixed with the sound of giggling, as if someone was playing cards. Senior Brother Sha said: There are still people playing cards here? Make no mistake, it seems that this kind of behavior is not allowed in the temple! Brother Monkey said no matter, let's talk about ours.
After that, Brother Monkey and Senior Brother Sha started talking again, I wanted to sleep, but I couldn't sleep for a while, so I had to listen and think "sleep, sleep, sleep".
Suddenly, I felt anxious, so I got up to go to the bathroom. I asked Brother Monkey and Senior Brother Sha: Which of you wants to go to the toilet? Let's go with the old pig! Brother Monkey said: Cut! Is there a mistake, even when you go to the toilet, you have to call friends, I guess you are the first person in the world. Senior Brother Sha said: Second Senior Brother, you should go first, we will go later when we are in a hurry. So I had to go out alone.
Squeak. As soon as I opened the door, I suddenly saw a Taoist priest squatting in front of the door, who was sticking his head on the door panel to listen, and when he saw me open the door, the Taoist priest immediately stood up in a panic and said with a red face: I'm sorry, I'm tying my shoes, tying my shoes! Looking at the back of the Taoist priest in the distance, I was a little worried, why? Because he is a Taoist priest.
When he was sullen and sluggish, Brother Monkey asked: What's wrong with the nerd? Who are you talking to? I thought for a while and walked back to Brother Monkey and Senior Brother Sha and said: I saw a Taoist priest at the door just now, and when I opened the door and went out, he was lying on the door panel and eavesdropping on our conversation, do you think this is a little strange? I heard that it was a Taoist priest, Brother Monkey and Senior Brother Sha were also a spirit and stood up. It's true? Brother Monkey asked loudly. Hush! I motioned to Brother Monkey to be quiet, saying that maybe they were eavesdropping on the roof again, it seems that we have been targeted. How can there be Taoist priests in this temple? Isn't that? Not a person under one roof at all! Senior Brother Sha didn't seem to believe it yet. I said you don't believe it, you can open the door yourself later, the old pig is going to go to the toilet now.
After finishing speaking, I walked towards the door, but before I reached the door, I turned back, grabbed Senior Brother Sha and said, "Go, you accompany me on a trip." Senior Brother Sha said: Second Senior Brother, are you not mistaken, do you need someone to accompany you to the toilet? I said: We are now being targeted by others, it is not appropriate to act alone, and we can take care of each other when we are together, if something happens. Brother Monkey laughed and said: Idiot, you are cowardly, several Taoist priests have scared you like this. Senior Brother Sha thought for a while and said, "Second Senior Brother, the key is that I don't want to pee now!" If you don't pee now, won't you still pee later? It's not the same to solve it in advance? I said indignantly. This time, Senior Brother Sha was completely speechless, so he had to smile bitterly and say, "Okay, I'll go with you."
When we came back from going to the toilet, we asked the old monk by the way: How can there be Taoist priests in your temple? The old monk said, "Oh! This temple has to pay a lot of management fees a year, and we have few monks, so it is not cost-effective, so we rent the other half to a group of Taoist priests, and they live next door to you. Senior Brother Sha said: It's really novel, it's the first time I've heard of this kind of thing!
After I went back, I told Brother Monkey about the situation, and the priests lived next door to us. Brother Monkey was taken aback, and thought for a long time before saying: It's okay, as long as we don't talk and sleep quietly, we will go over tomorrow morning as soon as we leave, don't worry about them. But the actual situation is far from being as smooth as Brother Monkey said.
It's nothing at night, I slept very sweetly, and I didn't get the slightest disturbance, which is really worthy of being a holy place for Buddhism. It happened the next morning. In the morning, when we got up, we still went to the stove room to wash our faces and eat. Brother Monkey said: Idiot, do you still have your toothpaste? I said, "Yes, what's wrong?" Brother Monkey said: Come, use it for my grandson. What about yours? I asked. It's long gone! Brother Monkey said. Second senior brother, come, give me some too. Senior Brother Sha also came to him.
After eating, Brother Monkey took out a stack of money, saying that it was incense money, and that it was for the monks to pay for pocket money. When the old monk saw that Qian was open, he narrowed into a slit. Senior Brother Sha said: People are also excusable, even paying rent has become a problem, you should help! Should help! After that, we're ready to say goodbye.
But just as he walked to the gate, there was a sudden burst of shouting from behind him: Stop!! It's loud. When we looked back, it turned out that several Taoist priests were walking towards us angrily. Seeing that it was the Taoist priest, I couldn't help but shudder in my heart, but I still pretended to be very calm on the surface and asked with Brother Monkey and them: What's the matter? The Taoist priest came to us and stopped, there were five of them.
One of them walked around us, looked us up and down, and then said, "You are not small, you dare to steal our things!" Stealing? Are you kidding! So Brother Monkey walked to the Taoist priest and took his hand and said, "Brother, don't talk nonsense, when did we steal your things when we met for the first time?" Bah! The Taoist priest shook off Brother Monkey's hand that grabbed him, and then said angrily: How did you meet for the first time? There are only a few of you who stayed overnight in this temple last night, and our silver happened to be missing last night, is there really such a coincidence? Who else would it be if it weren't? Is it ourselves? Are they monks? After the Taoist priest finished speaking, he looked at us hatefully.
I said, "Brother, even if your money is gone, you can't blame us, at least you have to come up with some evidence; Otherwise, the old pig will sue you for slander. Senior Brother Sha also stepped forward and said: Yes, what age is it that you still use silver? We haven't used silver for hundreds of years; What is silver? Don't pretend! The Taoist priest looked angry. If you say you are not a thief, do you dare to be questioned? I just need to search, if it's really not you then you can naturally go generously, if it's you, then I'm sorry.
Senior Brother Sha approached Brother Monkey and whispered to Brother Monkey: Senior Brother, let's let them search for it, anyway, it won't take long to prove their innocence. I stepped forward to stop Senior Brother Sha and said: Senior Brother Sha, why do you think so, even if it is someone from the Public Security Bureau, you still need a search warrant to search your body, right? What's more, they are not from the Public Security Bureau now, so why should we let them be searched? That's called infringement, and it's worse than the crime of a thief!
It is estimated that I saw that I was talking about the Tao, and the Taoist priest who was fierce before softened his tone again: We just want you to cooperate, and we don't have any other meaning, if we can really prove that it is not you who took it, then we will naturally let you go. I whispered to Brother Monkey: Brother Monkey, you see that they are all looking at us in a daze, maybe they are also Taoist priests who want to eat our meat! We must not be fooled. Seeing that a few of us didn't speak, the Taoist priest said, "It won't take long, it'll be fine for a while."
Brother Monkey looks tempted. After a while, Brother Monkey said: Okay, I'm not afraid of the shadow, so I'll let you take a look. I hurriedly said to Brother Monkey: Brother Monkey, did you really agree? Brother Monkey said: It's okay, be improvised! Improvise! Senior Brother Sha also said: Second Senior Brother, we might as well go with them, maybe they are really missing, and their feelings are understandable. Since Brother Monkey and Senior Brother Sha both agreed, then my old pig had no reason not to agree, so we followed the Taoist priest to the room where we lived before, saying that we wanted to check it. Of course we didn't find it, because we're not thieves at all! The Taoist priest looked sorry and said, "I'm really sorry, I'm sorry to trouble you, you can leave now; Thank you! The Taoist priest smiled when he said this, as if he was really guilty.
Hearing the Taoist priest say that we can go, the three of us couldn't help but breathe a long sigh of relief, and I thought that it was good that they didn't want to eat our meat.
Just as we turned around and were about to leave, another Taoist priest suddenly spoke: Big brother, it's our fault now, since we are wrong to blame others, we have to show our sincerity. Obviously, he was speaking to the Taoist priest who had just told us to leave. After a while, the voice of the Taoist priest who had called us in the battle came out: What kind of representation do you say? It's true that we are wrong, and we shouldn't delay others. Another Taoist priest said: Why don't you invite them to our room to drink a cup of warm tea, which can be regarded as a slight expression! That's right! Why didn't I think of that? The Taoist priest in the lead said. They said these things louder, and we could hear them clearly.
Everyone, please stay! The leading Taoist priest shouted at us.
What's the matter? Brother Monkey turned around and asked, albeit knowingly. The leading Taoist priest came closer and said with a guilty smile: I'm really sorry, I was offended just now, or my brother was right, I should invite you to a cup of tea, and it should be regarded as reparation, how about it?
After that, before we could speak, the leading Taoist priest beckoned the few behind him to come and help us with our luggage, and began to push and pull up while persuading. Senior Brother Sha said: Senior brother and second senior brother, what should I do now? I said: Brother Monkey, it's better to go our way. Brother Monkey was still thinking about the question, and did not answer my words. Senior Brother Sha said: No, it's not good, people are so enthusiastic, if we don't go, it seems to be a bit faceless!
It is estimated that he heard Senior Brother Sha's words, Brother Monkey finally spoke, let's go and take a look for the time being, pay attention to improvisation! It's right for me to think about it, it's a rather annoying thing to not give people face, just like sometimes people don't give me face to the old pig, and the old pig will get angry.
The Taoist priests let us into a side room, how to divide the subject and the guest to sit down. The leading Taoist priest spoke first: Where did you come from and where are you going? There are many barren mountains and mountains in front, and there are poisonous snakes and beasts from time to time, which is very dangerous! Brother Monkey smiled and said: We are just passing by here, going to a distant relative's house, but we don't want to meet all the Taoist leaders, it is really a blessing for three lives! Three lives are lucky! The Taoist chief laughed and said: Understood! Got it! It seems that you have a secret mission with you, so I'm too embarrassed to ask again. Brother Monkey asked rhetorically: Dare to ask the elder and how many brothers to call him? It's good to have a hello when we meet in the future. The leading Taoist priest smiled and said, "It's not worth mentioning!" Nothing! So Brother Monkey had no choice but to keep silent.
The tea was served, and Brother Monkey was about to step forward to do it himself, but was stopped by the leading Taoist priest, and the leading Taoist priest also said: Everyone, please sit here, sit on the coffee table. I said, "It's the same wherever you sit, just sit here and drink." The leading Taoist priest said: That's different, these details can affect a person's mood the most, and nothing can be sloppy; It's better to sit down and drink on the coffee table. I wanted to say something, but Senior Brother Sha said: Second Senior Brother, let's go over, and the guest is as you please! So I had no choice but to follow along.
The coffee table is petite, but the chair next to it is very sturdy, and it is estimated that the three old pigs will still sit on it. The leading Taoist priest personally poured tea for us one by one, and then asked us to drink it. At first, I hesitated, but when I saw that Brother Monkey had drunk it, I thought it would be fine, so I drank it too.
As soon as Brother Monkey finished drinking, he stood up and said that he was going to shout, I wondered how this Brother Monkey could digest it so quickly? Arriving at the terminal in a while? Senior Brother Sha said: Second Senior Brother, Senior Brother is relatively thin, his stomach is relatively small, and his digestion is naturally fast, unlike you and me, it takes half a day.
As soon as Brother Monkey stood up, he only heard a click, something suddenly appeared from the handlebars on both sides of the chair, and tightly clamped me, at first I was startled, and then finally saw clearly that it was a belt-like thing, which was holding me tightly on the chair, unable to move.
I was about to stand up and struggle, when suddenly a belt appeared from the chair behind me, and I was tightly fastened to the chair from my chest, and my arms were too tight to move. So, my whole body was fixed to the chair.
After being stunned, I found out that Senior Brother Sha had also encountered the same thing, and he was also hooped to death, although he struggled, he couldn't break free. The leading Taoist priest laughed, and towards us, I immediately understood that something was wrong. Get him!!! The leading Taoist priest said to Brother Monkey, who had already stood up and was about to go out.
As soon as the words of the leading Taoist priest fell, six or seven Taoist priests immediately surrounded him to catch Brother Monkey. Brother Monkey was stunned, only to find that we had been tied, and hurriedly took two steps back, avoiding the pursuit of the Taoist priest. Although several Taoist priests went to help later, they were Brother Monkey's opponents, so they were all thrown to the ground by Brother Monkey. Brother Monkey asked angrily: Stinky Taoist, why are we so embarrassed if we don't know each other?
The leading Taoist priest laughed, and then said: We don't know each other, but because you are the ones who went to the end of the mysterious space, we also know each other. Brother Monkey said: Lao Sun has already said that we are not just passing by, not going to the mysterious space, you should let them go quickly, otherwise Lao Sun will not be finished with you! The leading Taoist priest laughed and said, "Last night, you said in person that you were going to the end of the mysterious space, why did you deny it again at this time?"
Last night? I remembered, it must have been overheard by the Taoist priest I saw at the door when I went to the toilet last night, why didn't the old pig think of this layer? It seems that Brother Monkey has already reacted. Brother Monkey said: Even so, so what? The leading Taoist priest laughed and said, "I heard that you are the incorruptible body of King Kong, which can increase vitality, and it just helps us to practice!" After eating your flesh, maybe we can also become the incorruptible body of Vajra!
It's over, it's over! No wonder the price of pork is rising so fast, I muttered quietly. Brother Monkey was going to come close to save us after defeating those Taoist priests, but the leading Taoist priest showed extraordinary courage at this time, and he actually flew in front of Brother Monkey, and then flew up and kicked towards Brother Monkey's jaw. Brother Monkey quickly blocked it with his hand, but he didn't expect that the other foot of the Taoist priest had already reached Brother Monkey's stomach again. Yes! Brother Monkey screamed, and then squatted down holding his stomach, looking very painful.
Brother Monkey! Are you okay! I shouted. Big brother! How are you? Senior Brother Sha shouted loudly. As soon as Brother Monkey squatted down, the Taoist priests who had been beaten to the ground by him before all surrounded him again.
In this way, it is more troublesome, it seems that this leading Taoist priest is deeply hidden, and now with these minions of Taoist priests, if you want to rescue us, it is a more tricky thing. Fortunately, Brother Monkey has realized this, and after getting up, he rushed out, and finally Brother Monkey ran to the window behind us and shouted to us: Senior Brother Sha, you stay first, and Lao Sun will come back to save you in a while! After that, Brother Monkey ran away.
I'm done, Brother Monkey can't help it, then we have no hope. Senior Brother Sha said: Second Senior Brother, you can't be discouraged, otherwise there is really no hope at all, we still have to hurry up and find a way, maybe we can save ourselves! The leading Taoist priest saw that Brother Monkey was gone, and he slipped away. The leading Taoist priest had a subtle look of loss on his face. After that, he finally turned around and beckoned the Taoist priests around him to carry us to the back room with chairs. You're looking at them so much, and we'll stew and eat it together when we catch that hairy guy! Be! The surrounding Taoist priests all replied happily. Then the room gradually fell silent, and I couldn't help but shudder when I noticed that they were all looking at us with a kind of lustful eyes.
After those Taoist priests slowly relaxed their vigilance, I motioned to Senior Brother Sha to see if we could try to break free by ourselves, but unfortunately no matter how hard we tried, the belt on our bodies could not move at all. Senior Brother Sha said: Second Senior Brother, it seems that people are prepared to fight, and they will definitely not be freed by us so easily, let's save some strength and wait for Brother Monkey to save us! I was right to think about it, so I didn't move.
After a while, the other side was shouting for dinner, and two of the Taoist priests said to the other two Taoist priests: You stay here first, and then we will come back for you after eating. Good! The other two Taoist priests said.
Smelling the fragrant food, my stomach couldn't help but growl. What was that??? A Taoist priest asked vigilantly. Oh! It's nothing, it's just my old pig's stomach calling, can you give us something to eat too? The two Taoist priests turned around and ignored us.
Nerds! Nerds! Suddenly, Brother Monkey's voice rang out. Brother Monkey! Where are you? I asked, very quietly. Idiot, my grandson is here! The voice came from my shoulder, and I turned around to see that Brother Monkey had turned into a fly, and was now resting on my shoulder. Brother Monkey, hurry up and find a way to get us out, they all said they want to eat our meat; He also said that he would catch you and eat it. Brother Monkey said: Lao Sun knows, isn't this trying to save you? Senior Brother Sha asked Brother Monkey in a low voice: Senior Brother, who are these Taoist priests? Brother Monkey said: According to the old monk, they only moved here more than a year ago, and it is said that their Taoist temple collapsed but they did not have enough money to renovate it, so they came to live here, and the old monk is also unclear where he came from. There's always a name! I asked Brother Monkey. Brother Monkey said that there is a name, and the leader is called Zhiyuan Daoist, and the names of other Taoist priests are not very remembered.
Pretty powerful, right? Senior Brother Sha asked worriedly. Brother Monkey said: It is estimated that it is a bit powerful, but the old monk said that he did not know their details, and he had never seen them use force. I say it's called deep concealment.
While he was talking, a Taoist priest came in: Hey! It's your turn, go eat it! Okay! The other two Taoist priests replied cheerfully. I said: Brother Monkey, you only need to get these two, then the three of us can rush out. Brother Monkey said: Idiot, you are simple, don't you see that there are so many Taoist priests outside? Senior Brother Sha said: Brother Monkey, it seems that we have no other way than this method! Brother Monkey thought about it, and probably thought that what Senior Brother Sha said made sense, so he decided to do it.
It wasn't hard to take out the two guys in the house, and it only took a while for the two of them to get down. But there is another headache in front of us, that is, how to untie the belt that binds us. Brother Monkey pulled hard, but the belt didn't move, and then he pulled hard, but it still didn't move. Grandma's, it's really sturdy! Brother Monkey scolded. I said: Brother Monkey, why don't you bring us up one by one. With a chair? Brother Monkey asked in surprise. Isn't that right? You can't open it now! I said indignantly. Senior Brother Sha immediately laughed, and Brother Monkey said: What a fool! Senior Brother Sha is still more open-minded, Senior Brother Sha said: Senior brother, since the belt can't be opened, then try to see if you can smash the chair? Then we can come out too! Brother Monkey said: Huh! That's a really good idea. After that, Brother Monkey went to the corner of the wall to find a hammer, and then he was about to smash it.
Just as Brother Monkey raised the hammer, I shouted "click". Brother Monkey said: What's wrong? I said: Brother Monkey, you must save a little when you smash it, don't use too much force, it's not good to hit the old pig's buttocks. Brother Monkey said: Got it, you turn around! There was a muffled "thump", and I only felt a numbness in my buttocks, and then a tingling pain spread from my buttocks. "Ah", I couldn't help but cry out. Is it on? Senior Brother Sha asked.
It's on! Brother Monkey replied happily. At this time, I looked back and saw that the chair was really smashed by Brother Monkey and came out of a hole. Turn around! Brother Monkey commanded me. Are you still coming? I said aggrievedly. How else? Can you drill out of this little hole? So I had to turn around again. "Bang", there was another muffled sound, my ass was numb again, and then I fell backwards, and then I fell to the ground.
It's on! It's on! Brother Monkey seems to be happier than me. Then we used the same method to rescue Senior Brother Sha. So, we fled outside. Yes? Look at them! They actually escaped! As soon as we went out, we heard a shout from another room.
Get him!!! It was the voice of Zhiyuan, and immediately there were many footsteps running towards us. Can't let them run! Then more footsteps came running towards us. As soon as we ran into the courtyard, the voice of Daoist Zhiyuan sounded again: Array!! Only then did we realize that at some point, many Taoist priests had already run in front of us to block the way, and they were looking at us with fierce eyes.
Array !! Daoist Zhiyuan shouted again. I only heard a crisp sound, and then I saw strips of cloth falling from the sky, and my eyes were instantly disturbed.
When I looked closely, it turned out that each Taoist priest was holding two cloth belts in their hands, black ones, and they were waving vigorously at this time. The sound of the swishing just now was made by the churning of the cloth belts.
Offensive!!! Daoist Zhiyuan shouted again, and the cloth belts were getting closer and closer to us, and they were tightly wrapped around us from above, from the ground, from the left, and from the right.
Ah! Senior Brother Sha was the first to be hit, because his foot was wrapped around a cloth belt, and he saw a Taoist priest standing at the end of the cloth belt, who was pulling Senior Brother Sha hard at this time. Why are you still stunned! Brother Monkey shouted: Hurry up and help pull it back! Oh! Only then did I react, and hurriedly grabbed Senior Brother Sha's outstretched hand.
As the saying goes, "you can't take care of each other", our current situation fully corresponds to that sentence, because at the moment when I just squatted down, another cloth belt suddenly swept over from my side, fortunately, it just touched my heel, and it didn't get entangled. Brother Monkey's side is also hot, because he has already grabbed a few cloth belts in his hands, and he is engaged in a tug-of-war with the Taoist priests on the opposite side at this time! While untying the cloth belt on Senior Brother Sha's thigh, I shouted loudly to Brother Monkey: Brother Monkey, can you stop playing, come to something real! Otherwise, we'll all have to be entangled later.
It is estimated that Brother Monkey noticed it, and with a sudden force, he pulled those Taoist priests over and fell down in front of us. Because of the arrival of these Taoist priests, the cloth belts around them are much more messy, because they still have to find us in the crowd.
Just as Brother Monkey was about to repeat his old trick, all the disturbing cloth belts around him disappeared. At a glance, it turned out that the surrounding Taoist priests had stopped, and the Taoist priests who were thrown by Brother Monkey to us also quickly climbed out at this time. Brother Monkey didn't chase them, and I thought it would be good if I took one or two to be hostages. But Brother Monkey said: It's useless to catch it, because we don't have knives. I'm right, it's a very stupid thing to take hostages without a knife.
Daoist Zhiyuan looked at us with a scrutinizing eye and said: Sure enough, the name is well deserved, and King Kong's incorruptible body is still relatively powerful! Brother Monkey smiled and said: Where! Where! I said to Brother Monkey while helping Senior Brother Sha up: Brother Monkey, don't be polite to them, hurry up and leave, they will be in formation again later! Brother Monkey said: Oh! After that, he led us to the outside of the courtyard.
Of course, the gallop was unsuccessful, because several huge eagles immediately appeared in front of us. Brother Monkey said: Idiot, you're wrong, that's not an eagle, that's an eagle, have you seen the Condor Heroes? It's the eagle in there. Oh! I said.
There were a few whistles behind him, which were blown by Daoist Zhiyuan, and the eagles in front of him immediately rushed towards us. Whirring and whirring, the eagle's huge wings flapped and made a tornado-like sound. Above! Catch it alive! Daoist Zhiyuan gave an order to the Taoist priests who were standing on the side watching the battle.
Be! Immediately, the Taoist priests who had just retired before copied up from the back bread again, and now our situation is to attack back and forth, and if we don't get it right, we will be ruined. Senior Brother Sha said: Second Senior Brother, it is not that you are ruined, you should say that you are dead and have no place to be buried. As he spoke, the Taoist priest behind him had already attacked, and we still had to guard against the eagle claws in front.
Nerds! You and Senior Brother Sha deal with the Taoist priests behind! Lao Sun dealt with the animals in front of him! OK! I said. Shh......h Hush...... With another whistle, the eagles rushed down again, looking ready for the final and most violent attack.
Of course, I saw all of this, so before Brother Monkey could tell us to dodge, I had already jumped into the distance. But my actions were really seen by the eagles in the sky, so there was still an eagle flying towards me. As soon as I had an idea, I immediately grabbed a Taoist priest in front of me, lifted it up, and then headed in the direction where the eagle was flying. "Ga", I only heard a scream, I only felt that my hand was loose, and when I looked at it again, the Taoist priest had been caught in the air by the carving, and then it fell straight down, and finally "poof" sounded, ending his entire life.
It is estimated that Brother Monkey and Senior Brother Sha also saw what I did, because they made the same move as me, and in an instant, almost all the Taoist priests who came forward to besiege us were all carved and fell to the ground like this, and it is estimated that they will either die or be disabled. After catching those people, the fierce carving also went down, and they no longer came to chase us.
Brother Monkey took the opportunity to step to Zhiyuan's side with an arrow step, and grabbed him like an eagle catching a chicken, and then threw it, "poof", and fell into the Taoist pile.
Just as Brother Monkey was about to run over to teach him a lesson, an eagle suddenly rushed down from the sky, instantly grabbed Zhiyuan Daochang, and then let go after flying into the sky, only to hear a "bang", Zhiyuan Daoist had already splashed. Ah! Brother Monkey said: Lao Sun just wanted to teach him a lesson, how did he kill him? I said, Brother Monkey, what are you worried about? It's called self-inflicted iniquity, and you can't live! Senior Brother Sha asked Brother Monkey what to do with the remaining Taoist priests, and Brother Monkey said that they would be able to teach them a few words, and it was not worth the massacre.
The old monk saw that we were making a mess in his temple, and complained: "Oh, it's better to be careful when fighting, and see that you are all messed up."
Brother Monkey gave him some money and said, "This is all right?" The old monk immediately laughed again: Okay! Come on!