Wrong crying Master

Master was still captured by the monster after all.

Unlike other monsters, these monsters adopted the tactics of "striking the east and attacking the west" and "splitting plum blossoms", luring us away first, and then catching the master. This monster is not simple, and he actually knows how to use soldiers. Maybe he's like Chef Fan in the big flicker, instead of looking at the recipes, he looks at the art of war.

I called the array. First, he poked a big hole in the door of the monster's cave with a rake, and then he started scolding.

After scolding for a while, I saw the head of a monster sticking out, and after looking at me, he retracted his head, and then I heard him tell the monsters inside loudly, saying don't be afraid, it's Zhu Bajie who comes outside, and he has no ability.

It's okay to say that I don't have the ability, but I have to say it in front of my old pig, which really doesn't give me face for the old pig.

So I said to Brother Monkey that you are still here, our family has no prestige in the monster group, and I can't frighten them.

Sure enough, as soon as Brother Monkey opened his mouth, the monster was scared.

It seems that in order to make people fear you, it is necessary to make a big fuss about the sky.

After a while, the monster threw a head out of the hole and said it was our master's. Brother Monkey saw at a glance that it was a fake.

These monsters don't seem to know that Brother Monkey used to be in the antique business.

There is some truth to the phrase "never tired of cheating", at least for now.

Seeing that the monster couldn't fool us, he immediately replaced it with a real human head, and the meat was all eaten, leaving only bare bones.

It is better to believe that it is there than to believe that it is not. Therefore, when the monster threw out this human head, even Brother Monkey didn't know what to do. Believe it or not, it's a human head; Believe it, but I'm not sure it's Master's. The best way to deal with this situation is to believe it and then test whether it is right or wrong.

Let's take Master's head back to the place where Senior Brother Sha rests, and I found a place to the sun and leeward, dug a pit, and buried the skull.

To be honest, I don't feel particularly sad about Master's death, because I have always wanted to go back to Gao Laozhuang to see Sister Lan earlier, and Master's going to the West Heaven to learn scriptures has undoubtedly become the biggest obstacle to my wish. Now that the master is dead, I can confidently ask for a share of the luggage, and then go back to Gao Laozhuang.

Having said that, I still went to the river to find some stones and willow branches, and planned to make snacks for Master.

Brother Monkey didn't say much, just scolded me for being a "nerd".

Of course, I have to pretend to be sad before leaving, or they will say that I am a bad heart.

The most direct way to express grief is to cry. I also chose this simpler, but very classic method.

Of course, crying is just a passing scene, and if you want to appear more resentful, you have to take some practical action.

Seeking revenge on a youkai is one of them.

Brother Monkey said that it is useless to have a lot of revenge work, so it would be good for him to go alone, and I and Senior Brother Sha will continue to stay here and cry Master.

As soon as Brother Monkey left, I began to be absent-minded again, discussing with Senior Brother Sha about dividing the luggage.

Senior Brother Sha is righteous enough, telling me to pretend to be decent even if I pretend, and I must not show crying as laughter.

In that case, let's keep crying!

I was crying when I suddenly heard Master's voice calling "Bajie". I told Senior Brother Sha that it must be Master's soul that has returned, and he wants to talk to us. I hope that Master's ghost doesn't know the little Jiujiu in my old pig's heart, otherwise it will be big.

Brother Monkey usually calls me a "nerd", which is actually quite reasonable, for example, I can't remember the reason why my soul can't appear during the day.

It turned out that it was the master himself who spoke, he was not dead, and the previous skull was used by the monster to fool us, thinking that this would be able to fool us through, and then we would eat the master's meat quietly after we left.

In this way, it is not the master who comes to the grave, so I say that the old pig kowtows to a person I don't know; So I was very angry, and I took out a rake and hoeed it to a pulp. I want him to know that there is a price to pretend to be my master, and even if I am dead, I will not spare him.

There was also a woodcutter who came back with the master, and I heard that he was also caught by the monster and was about to eat his meat, but he was rescued by Brother Monkey by the way. I estimate that if the master is not caught and Brother Monkey does not save the master, most of this woodcutter has been steamed by the monster and eaten. The fact that he can meet such a low probability shows that his luck is very good.

I really wanted him to buy a two-color ball right away, and he would be able to win five million. It's a pity he doesn't understand that.

Since Brother Monkey is his savior, it is naturally necessary to be grateful, so he invited us to sit at his house and have a meal by the way.

Brother Monkey saved him by the way, and now he asks us to have a meal by the way, which shows that the word "by the way" was very popular at that time.

The woodcutter's family is not as good as the rich and noble families we used to stay in, and the conditions are relatively simple. For this reason, I also specially said to Brother Qiao: Don't make too much, three or five tables are enough! But Brother Qiao told me to rest assured, saying that he really couldn't get many decent meals at home. When I ate, there were only five dishes, and on average, there was no one for each person, and it seemed that my old pig's stomach was going to suffer again.

The woodcutter said that it was not far from here to the western sky, and it was only about 2,000 miles.

I was thrilled to hear the news, like a student who heard that he had scored 100 points in the exam. Two thousand miles is equivalent to a drop in the bucket - compared to the previous journey, the day of getting rid of the entanglement of youkai is just around the corner.