Chapter 43: This Dish Is Poisonous

"Anyway, why is Lao Lu's face fat, and he was abused by Huahua?"

"Ahem, don't care about these details, what, take advantage of the update, and give you Amway a treasure that I recently discovered."

Lu Xiaodonkey mysteriously opened a game, and his eyes were still looking at the door, as if he was a thief.

"I'm rubbing, the anchor is perverted, what kind of dress-up game do big men play."

"Again, what do you call your baby? That's my wife! ”

"Roll the calf upstairs, that's my wife."

"Shine your sword, guys!"

"Yes, I thought I was the only one who knew."

Although it was not as successful as Amway, Lu Xiaodonkey was still full of interest and showed his beautiful name to the audience.

Sharp-eyed viewers spotted a detail.

"Damn, Lao Lu, this iron rooster, is actually kryptonite!"

"Tomorrow's news headlines are here, and the most slashing anchor has finally recharged his money."

"Isn't this outfit a few dozen good?"

Lao Ma said, hurry up and dig up the technicians who are warm with kryptonite."

Lu Xiaodonkey smiled proudly, hum, who dares to say that I am a leopard's head zero charge?

Although there are only more than 60 pieces, this is enough to prove how magical Nuan Nuan's game is.

Being able to pull two hairs off Lu Xiaodonkey's body is not something that ordinary people can do.

showed off a wave of outfits, carefully said goodbye to Nuan Nuan, and the glory of the king was also updated.

In this update, the changes are very big.

First of all, the last of the five tigers, Ma Chao, finally appeared.

The official statement is that in order for the five tigers to be able to play at the same time, Ma Chao's skills are different from other fighters.

It can be ranged and melee combated, and can deal with multiple lanes.

18888, "Rub, it's not even discounted!" ”

Lu Xiaodonkey's gold coins are not enough, so I won't consider it for the time being.

What the? You say recharge money? Is it okay to leave money for me?

Looking at the updated content behind, Lu Xiaodonkey was very depressed.

In view of the feedback of many players, the pace of the game confrontation is too fast, and there is an instant death and team battle evaporation.

Officials have made great adjustments to the equipment.

Marksman's God Outfit, Breaking Daybreak critical strike chance reduced from 15% to 10%.

Lightning Dagger, Critical Strike Chance reduced from 20% to 15%, and Compensated by Attack Speed increased from 30% to 35%.

The growth stat of the Shadow Battle Ax has also been reduced by two percentage points, from 50+ Hero Level*10 to 50+ Hero Level*8.

The second is the Mage Equipment, the Frost Staff of the Bench King, whose spell attack has been increased from 140 to 180, increasing its chances of playing.

The Mask of Pain's spell attack has been reduced from 140 to 100, and if it weren't for the percentage damage it deals and is a tank killer, it would probably be cold.

Staff of Reverberation, passive spell damage reduced from 50+0.5*Spell Attack to 100+0.3*0.3.

Then there's the essential equipment tweaks for the Assassins.

Demon Breaker's spell defense increased from 100 to 150.

Blade Blade's passive cooldown has been increased from 90 seconds to 120 seconds, and his movement speed has been increased from 20% to 30% after entering invincibility.

Grandmaster's power, reduce bursts, reduce the extra basic attack from 1.0Ad to 0.8Ad, and after using the skill, the movement speed increases by 8% to 12%.

Ice Grip def increased from 200 to 240.

After reading the introduction of the equipment, Lu Xiaodonkey touched his head, how to say this, the output-type hero was weakened in disguise, and the hard-pressed top order finally ushered in spring.

Could it be that the age of tanks has finally arrived? Will there be a situation where 10 tanks will fight each other? Is a wave of teamfights going for five or six minutes?

In fact, this update is very unfriendly to Lu Xiaodonkey, and it can't achieve seckill, so it gives some room for masters to show off their operations.

Lu Xiaodonkey's mind already appeared in the scene of himself being shown as a Muggle.

For this update, the live broadcast room also made a lot of noise.

"Rub, our shooters were already brainlessly targeted by the assassins, and now even the tank can bully us, what is the mold doing."

"Our mage hasn't spoken yet, what are you anxious about? You shooters can still walk A, what should we do, if a set of skills is played, you have to be chased and cut by Arthur. ”

"Have you thought about assassins? finally entered the arena, and no one fell out in seconds, which is so embarrassing. ”

"Natal Lu Bu, I'm going to fight ten!"

"The auxiliary player passes by silently, and the melon is delicious."

There are also viewers who want Lu Xiaodonkey to interpret Vientiane Tiangong.

But in addition to knowing that the entertainment mode is integrated, he really can't understand the high-end gadget of the self-created game mode.

As for solo players not encountering group rows in a row, this actually doesn't matter, and team rows are not all masters.

Lu Xiaodonkey hurriedly changed the topic: "What, what's the meaning of the entertainment mode, real men will do the ranking!" ”

As he spoke, he was about to click on the ranking, but at this time, the black handsome raised his cheeks and took a dip on his mobile phone: "I want to eat bananas!" Rattle! ”

"You eat a fart!"

Lu Xiaodonkey was angry and chased after the black handsome all over the house, and the live broadcast room was happy.

“666。”

"Brothers, Little Rocket take a walk and see how Wan'er hangs Lao Lu."

Listening to the ping-pong in the room, Flowey wore an apron and kicked the door open with a spatula in her hand.

"Rebel, you guys, come over and eat."

"It's coming, it's coming."

Lu Xiaodonkey didn't care about teaching Hei Dashuai a lesson, and hurriedly ran out of the door, he hadn't eaten Huahua's cooking, and this treatment was usually not available.

“???”

"Just... So gone? ”

"Lao Lu is floating, and the brothers will take a wave."

...

Looking at the black thing in front of him, Lu Xiaodonkey swallowed his saliva: "What is this?" ”

Huahua raised her head proudly: "Potato beef stew, what's the matter, it's good." ”

Lu Xiaodonkey withdrew the outstretched chopsticks, pointed to a piece of soaring thing in front of him and asked, "Hehe, what about this?" ”

"Stir-fried fresh milk, I watched the recipe to make it, and it took a lot of work."

"Where's this?"

"Look up at the stars, don't you know, this is a famous French dish."

"What, I suddenly remembered that the live broadcast was not turned off, and the audience was waiting."

Lu Xiaodonkey suddenly had an idea, found a reason and ran back to the room.

"Finished eating so soon?"

"How can the experience of the audience and grandfather be important when eating."

"Well, sensible, for the sake of Lao Lu's mistakes, he won't take them off first."

Huahua looked moved at the door, well, for the sake of the live broadcast, I didn't eat any food.

What kind of thing is this, I hurriedly found a folding table and brought the dishes to the live broadcast room.

"You eat first, I'll broadcast it for a while."

Lu Xiaodonkey turned his head stiffly: "I'm not hungry." ”

"Goo~"

The audience also saw the dishes on the table.

"Could it be... Is this the legendary dark cuisine? ”

"I said that Lao Lu didn't eat anything."

"I don't know how blessed I am, as long as it's made of flowers, I can lick all the plates."

Huahua glanced at his stomach, and said with a fierce glint in her eyes: "Do you dislike me for making dishes that are unpalatable?" ”

"How so!"

How dare he say yes, and hurriedly stretched out his chopsticks to the plate of potatoes and beef.

"Uh..."

Lu Xiaodonkey grabbed a piece of black stuff, chewed it twice with a distorted expression, and gave a thumbs up to Huahua, revealing an ugly smile.

Then... Rolled his eyes and collapsed.