Chapter 207: How Do You Know I'm Good-Looking?
After Jiang Chi arrived home, he turned on the computer.
"Brother Meng,It's not that I don't give you a live broadcast like this offline or something.,It's me who is.,How to say it.,It's great, you know.,This game is stunned and it's called a ruthless."
Jiang Chi said that as soon as the game was opened, the interface was that interface.
There is no Su Xiaoxiao, there is no Wei Shen, and there is no loneliness.
Today, he is ready to broadcast live and take orders!
Pick up the girl's single...
Audience 1: "So, the game has that rich woman's fragrance?" ”
Audience 2: "No! How can the game have a rich woman's fragrance! The rich woman is good-looking and rich, but in fact, it doesn't matter if she is rich or not, the main thing is that she is good-looking! ”
Audience 3: "The anchor won't take Su Xiaoxiao's bastard again, right?" Don't! We're going to see the other girls! ”
Audience Four: "Yes! It's up to the other girls! ”
Regarding the barrage that it depends on other girls, Jiang Chi has no idea at all, and even thinks that what the audience said makes sense.
It doesn't matter if you're a sister or not, it's mainly a pet anchor.
"Ahem, I actually think it's okay to take a sister or something, anyway, it's impossible for me to take Su Xiaoxiao, what my brother Meng wants to see, I will naturally follow your wishes!"
Jiang Chi had a serious face and said righteous words.
My God, look at his serious stinky facelessness, does it look like love?
As he spoke, Jiang Chi was ready to see if there was any list to take.
Su Xiaoxiao's call came on time.
"Betraying my love, you have a debt of conscience, even if I know the truth, my tears fall..."
Familiar ringtones, familiar notes, Jiang Chi hung up decisively.
"See, you said you didn't want to see Su Xiaoxiao, I will hang up her right away! What do you know? ”
After Jiang Chi finished speaking, the stinky and shameless attitude.
"I think you're looking for other girls!"
"Whew! Stinky and shameless! ”
"Is this the streamer? A sassy, cheap, and straight man? Why is a herniated disc in the waist? ”
"I guess, Su Xiaoxiao must be pounding the table angrily now, right?"
Sure enough, Su Xiaoxiao watched Jiang Chi hang up her phone, the most important thing was that she had just called, and the phone was hung up.
She is such a little fairy, she called so humbly, and she is still the anchor, this live broadcast room is popular with millions of people, does she not want to lose face?
"Scumbag! This guy is a scumbag! ”
She complained, stomping her feet angrily.
It seemed that this was not enough, and even clenched his fist and punched the table.
The table thought to himself, I didn't recruit anyone to provoke anyone, why did you hit me?
But look at Su Xiaoxiao, she is such a ruthless person, Jiang Chi hung up her phone, she hammered the table, and finally hammered the table before a person with a blue nose and swollen face was willing to let go.
Is this the legend that I like the way you want to hit me but you can't?
It's not
, Jiang Chi could guess it, opened his mouth with a smile, and then said: "We don't care about her, brothers, take the order!" ”
When Su Xiaoxiao heard the audience say that Jiang Chi didn't care about herself, what else did she do?
I give you face, you don't give me face, I give you face again, you still don't give me face.
So what else is there to say about this? Just hit it and you're done!
Su Xiaoxiao called again unwillingly, and Jiang Chi, who had just clicked on the companion app, hung up directly when he saw this.
The stubborn Su Xiaoxiao has been fighting, and Jiang Chi has been hanging.
The two of them are like a pair of happy enemies, pinching each other's necks and trying to kill each other.
"Alright, the block is complete!"
Jiang Chi actually blocked Su Xiaoxiao, and Su Xiaoxiao, who called again, was on the phone, and she obviously didn't call when she watched Jiang Chi's live broadcast!
"This person..."
Su Xiaoxiao gritted her teeth and looked at Jiang Chi viciously.
Audience: "..."
"That's why we're single? Is this how girls can get it? ”
"No, it's not because you're not good-looking."
"If I were Su Xiaoxiao, I would have this face, would I be able to suffer this kind of grievance here? I'm sorry I could... The anchor is also too good-looking! ”
"Lick the dog upstairs! Although I also think the anchor is good-looking! But I'm not as good at licking as you are!
…
In the end, in addition to staring, Su Xiaoxiao could only silently watch Jiang Chi take orders.
Jiang Chi has just entered a dispatch hall here.
The dispatch hall, as the name suggests, is in the play app, a place for the play to send orders, where the boss can choose to play, and there are eight companions in a room.
Jiang Chi needs to enter a room's playhouse, and then wait for the host to host, and the player needs to audition to enter the dispatch room.
Jiang Chi himself is not very familiar with these.
So he entered a room in the dispatch hall, then entered the playback station, and waited quietly.
"Ahem, you're all here, right?"
When the host saw that he was playing with him, he said a nonsense that was not nonsense.
Obviously, no one answered him, because now you can't talk when you play with, a little unspoken rule.
"Can we begin?"
There was a charming voice from the boss's side, the voice was slightly lazy, but also a little charming, magnetic and flavorful.
As soon as it sounds, there is a kind of posture of a domineering female president who lets you come in bed.
Acclaim!
Jiang Chi's eyes lit up at that time, his face was smiling, and he didn't know what he was thinking.
Audience 1: "Don't say anything else!" I want this little sister! ”
Audience 2: "Do you want it?" You're going to have a thrash! This young lady is mine! ”
Audience 3: "Domineering female president? Oh my God, who are the anchors meeting here! ”
Audience 4: "The real-name system is envious...!" ”
And Jiang Chi, he has to envy himself
Yourself.
I can meet so many beauties, although I don't know if it's a beauty, but listening to this voice can't be bad! He also envied himself with his real name.
"Could it be that this is the protagonist's personality?"
He thought shamelessly.
"Let's get started."
The host smiled awkwardly, and then said to the companions: "Then this is the No. 9 dispatch room, the boss needs to find a male partner with good skills and a good voice, there are no hard requirements, now play with the microphone, the boss can stop at any time." ”
"No. 1 Wheat Test!"
After the host finished speaking, the number one here immediately took the microphone.
Jiang Chi looked at it, he was sitting in the eighth position, so he was the penultimate one, so he didn't panic for the time being.
Instead, he leaned back in his chair with an impermanent face and looked at the front of him.
"Hello boss, this is the number one position, I'm your companion boy Xiao Wang, PUBG kd3.6, the Fish Pond Bureau kills the gods, if the boss orders me, I can also give a Mo Da Oh."
After the first one finished speaking, he turned off the microphone directly and arrived at the second number.
"Hello boss, this is the second position, PUBG has a thousand hours, three thousand five hundred points, it can be sweet or salty, and I will give you a photo of my abs when I order it."
Jiang Chi: "..."
Is it so scary?
Forgive him, this careless little baby, I really don't understand where the bottom line of these companions is, but this is quite normal in the companion world.
At least Jiang Chi is expressionless now, so he wants to ask if he really has a photo of his abdominal muscles.
So, he couldn't hold back and asked directly.
"Excuse me, is the ab photo real?"
As soon as he asked, the third who had just taken over the microphone was embarrassed, and said no, no, no, stuck in place, stammered and forgot what he was going to say.
The atmosphere was even more awkward.
The host saw that there was no more quiet atmosphere at this moment, so he quickly apologized: "I'm sorry boss, this companion is not sensible, I'll kick him first." ”
He smiled and bent over, that attitude, like a certain profession in ancient times?
"Why are you kicking me?"
Jiang Chi was stunned, although he couldn't help but ask, but this kind of trivial matter doesn't need to be kicked.
It's excessive.
It's okay not to ask, but it's even more embarrassing to ask the host.
"Why, didn't you count the numbers?" He questioned Jiang Chi.
Jiang Chi wanted to go back on the spot, but before Jiang Chi could speak, the girl in the boss position over there took it: "If you want to say that, I think it's you who didn't force the count." ”
After she finished speaking lightly, an undoubted domineering aura could be felt through the computer screen.
The host was even more awkward.
"Boss, what do you say, this companion is not sensible." He smiled and bent over again.
If nothing else, this order has a high commission.
"I said you, I didn't force the count."
The faint voice suddenly raised and looked at the host
said: "This person, I want it, you call the others, follow you, get out." ”
That domineering, at a certain moment, Jiang Chi really felt like love.
Audience: "..."
Barrage 1: "Could it be that this is the domineering president meeting his little wife?" ”
Barrage 2: "Huh? Upstairs, you can make it clear, who is the domineering president and who is the little wife! ”
Barrage three: "The waist disc is so prominent? Grab and research! ”
Barrage 4: "Is this love?" ”
…
"It's not good," Jiang Chi said in a reluctant manner.
"I, Xie Wan'er, speak, always one is one, I said he was mixed, and he had to get out."
After speaking, Xie Wan'er let them go.
Then Jiang Chi was stunned in place, watching that the room was finished playing with and hosting, and there were only some people who ate melons who didn't know anything about him, no, Jiang Chi was not a melon eater.
But he was also confused.
"Is it so domineering?" He stupidly recalled what Xie Wan'er had done.
The corners of his mouth turned up slightly: "I like..."
"What are you doing? Add me, number up. ”
It seemed that she was very dissatisfied with Jiang Chi, who was stunned, and Xie Wan'er's tone was a little impatient.
Jiang Chi: "..."
Murderous Uncle Li? I don't want to lose face?
"If you have a number, you will have a number... So fierce, you must have come to relatives? ”
The uncomfortable Jiang Chi beeped quietly.
"What did you say?" Xie Wan'er didn't hear clearly, and asked Jiang Chi suspiciously.
"Well, it's nothing, I think it's nice to meet a boss like you with a nice voice and good looks!"
Jiang Chi slapped his ass quietly at that time.
"How do you know I'm good-looking?" Xie Wan'er asked.
Jiang Chi: "..."
At that moment, he was like a thousand arrows piercing his heart, and he wanted to spit blood.
How does this make him answer yes? This answer seems to offend anything, right?!
If he had known, he wouldn't have made this fart to death.
can only be silent, facing Xie Wan'er.
But Xie Wan'er asked again: "You speak, how do you know that I am good-looking?" ”
(End of chapter)