Chapter 37: Pay for Me!
"I'm afraid this person isn't a wanted criminal, he's pretending to be so tight..."
"I think it's a bit like, look at his muscles, can this be something that ordinary people have, maybe it is... xxx! ”
"Shhh It seems that it is indeed possible for you to say this, or else, demon spirit? ”
"More is better than less, forget it, let's go."
…
Jiang Chi: "..."
How the hell do you tell I'm xxx!
It's too much of a brother.
Even if it is, if you whisper, you will die!
"Forget it, let's go buy a computer first."
Jiang Chi thought about it, saw an alien computer store in front of him, and walked straight in.
Two minutes later, with a tired and confused look, he came out.
There is nothing to say about the computer game of Alien, which can definitely make Jiang Chi's operation rise by more than one grade, but its price, let alone it.
One computer, tens of thousands!
It is worthy of the name of the 'Lamborghini' of the computer industry.
is just such a computer, almost half of Jiang Chi's net worth.
Immediately afterwards, Jiang Chi went to get a haircut again, and walked out calmly with a look of refreshment, under the obsessive eyes of a bunch of little sisters in the barbershop.
"The last thing I do, then, is to buy myself a dress."
Jiang Chi thought that he naturally wanted to go to his favorite Versace store.
After all, Versace's suit will really match Jiang Chi's temperament.
Compared with high-end luxury like Armani, the mysterious and elegant Versace is obviously more able to enter the heart of Jiangchi.
Stepping into Versace's shop, several clerks turned their heads in unison like wolves seeing sheep.
"? There are handsome guys! Xiaoli, look, handsome guy! ”
Then, she pretended to be calm and walked in front of Jiang Chi with an elegant posture.
"Hello sir, is there anything I can do to help you?"
Hearing this, Jiang Chi was surprised.
Help me?
"Oh, hello, I want to buy a dress, can you help me pay for it?"
The clerk was stunned and fancy confused.
If it weren't for Jiang Chi's handsome face, she might have called the demon spirit at that time!
"Well, sir, you're really joking haha."
The beautiful clerk covered her mouth and smiled, hiding her embarrassment.
"Inexplicable..."
Jiang Chi said secretly, and felt that it was not good to talk about people like this.
I just didn't speak.
But Versace's clerk was well-trained after all, and Jiang Chi didn't speak.
began to lead Jiang Chi away: "Mr. is going to buy clothes, right?" ”
"Hmm."
Jiang Chi nodded, and then asked curiously, "Why am I coming here without buying clothes?" ”
The clerk was almost speechless, and it didn't seem to be anything wrong with that.
"What do you know about our Versace, sir? Or to put it another way, which brand do you want to buy? ”
Hearing this, Jiang Chi looked at the female clerk strangely.
"What else do you need to do?"
Female clerk: "..."
It turns out that any strange woman chatting with Jiang Chi for more than three sentences will be speechless.
However, she was still powerless to refute Jiang Chi.
Even, if you think about it carefully, there is a little bit of truth!
She suddenly felt that her professional career as a clothing seller seemed to have encountered some bottleneck.
But, she still asked Jiang Chi: "Sir, do you want to be more formal or casual?" ”
This is a more commercial statement, Jiang Chi is lazy to pay attention to what is formal and informal.
Drop your card directly.
"There are only 50,000 yuan in the card, so you can buy whatever you want."
The tone was like the stench of an upstart.
50,000 yuan, which is neither high nor low in Versace.
A low one is a few thousand, a high one may be hundreds of thousands, and no matter how high it is, this store does not have it.
After quickly matching Jiang Chi with a casual and suit, the female clerk felt.
Jiang Chi's appearance must have been exchanged for IQ.
Because of a note she secretly took in her pocket, Jiang Chi actually used it to spit gum!
Then, looking at herself, she spoke.
Another one?
What a sand sculpture this is!
The female clerk looked at the strange gaze of the colleague next to her, and she really felt unbearable.
Immediately opened the urine escape.
There is nothing embarrassing in this world, and if there is, it must be that you don't want to go to the toilet.
"It's a pity..."
Jiang Chi looked at the female clerk who was hiding her face and fled, thinking that it was a pity.
"Forget it, let's go."
He turned around and wanted to leave the shop.
"Bang!"
"Huh."
"Shhh
"?"
Jiang Chi opened his eyes to see which sand sculpture hit him, and took a closer look.
Isn't this the long-haired girl who just asked for her contact information!
Next to her, isn't it the short-haired girl who didn't say a word!
The 1433223 I just said...
Run!
Subconsciously, this word popped up in Jiang Chi's head.
Apparently, the short-haired girl spotted him.
Catch Jiang Chi.
"Sister, this person hits you and you want to run, hit him!"
The short-haired girl spoke amazingly, and Jiang Chi's body was stunned.
Hit me?
Don't be so violent.
He felt he had to explain.
"Hey, that's a coincidence."
Jiang Chi turned his head and squinted and smiled, revealing two small tiger teeth.
Where have the people around seen this kind of formation, the smiling eyes of the crescent moon, the cute little tiger teeth.
Seriously?
I'm about to melt them!
"Shhh Xiaoli, did you see that? I can't! I can't stand it, I'm going to give him a monkey! ”
"I can't see it, I've been blinded by love, this is the heartbeat of Jio!"
…
And the long-haired girl and the short-haired girl see Jiang Chi.
"Oh? Pretend to be cute for me? ”
The short-haired girl didn't seem to be affected by Jiang Chi's appearance at all, which made Jiang Chi stunned.
"Uh, isn't that cute? Thanks for the compliment. ”
Jiang Chi scratched his head, pretending to be embarrassed, and then looked at the long-haired girl, feeling that he couldn't be so embarrassed.
"Eh, what are you doing here? Buy clothes, well, yes, tasteful, I recommend to you Versace's suit, I know this brand better. ”
Jiang Chi said, and even talked eloquently.
"Versace has its roots in an old Italian luxury brand..."
After Jiang Chi finished saying that he had memorized it on the Internet in one breath, he looked at the hands of the short-haired girl holding her chest, and knew that things were not simple.
Sure enough.
Xiaoli came over and bowed to the long-haired girl.
"Hello manager."
"Gah? Store manager? ”
Jiang Chi was stunned, stared at the long-haired girl with wide eyes, and asked, "You opened this shop?" ”
"Uh-huh."
The long-haired girl finally smiled.
But how can that smile look wrong, like a sneer, like a smug smile, and like a mockery?
Yes, she was just laughing at Jiang Chi.
Isn't this a typical big knife in front of Guan Gong? Before opening the Versace store, the manager will talk about the history of Versace.
"Ahem, what's that, there's something, let's go first."
Jiang Chi said that he wanted to run with his legs.
At this moment, he was caught by a short-haired girl.
It's still the same sentence: "Sister, he wants to run." ”
Jiang Chi: "..."
"918867811, no thanks."
After Jiang Chi finished speaking, he waited for the short-haired girl to look at her phone for a while and confirm that the short-haired girl had released herself before she started running.