Chapter 140: Gentleman Magician Andrew!
"What's wrong, Brother Bai!"
A ghost player ran over and asked curiously, "What is it that makes Brother Bai so excited and angry?" ”
"I'm not angry at all, I still want to laugh."
Bai Xiaosheng shook the two letters in his hand and said with a smile: "It seems that we have a harvest tonight!" ”
"Keep checking! Turn this stable upside down for me, and check it inside and out! ”
"Good!"
......
The night passed.
Andrew felt a splitting headache, a dry throat, and wanted to drink water, but there was no pain in his body, and there was a foul smell of vomiting.
"What's wrong with me? Was it being beaten? ”
Andrew struggled to open his eyes, and was greeted by an unfamiliar scene.
Templars and soldiers, monks who were drunkenly asleep on their tables, and even bishops like Able were smacking their lips in their sleep with an empty barley in their arms.
Memories flooded into his mind, and Andrew reacted.
"I entered the northern city with the emissary group last night, and I was greeted by a necromancer named Big Brother Aotian."
"He took us into the tavern and celebrated with a drink, and then we all drank too much and fell asleep."
Andrew tried to remember, but unfortunately his memory was partly short, and as for what happened after drinking too much, he really couldn't remember.
"Huh? It stinks. ”
Andrew wrinkled his nose, and when he looked down, he saw that his body was covered with spit stains, filled with the pungent and foul smell of wine.
"The shape of water!"
Andrew shook his wand, and a clear stream spread all over his body, wrapped in all the stains and disappeared from his body, and then fell to the ground and sat on a cloud of sewage.
"Floral Technique!"
The magical energy circled the body, leaving a faint fragrance behind and dispelling the stench.
Andrew nodded in satisfaction, but his head still hurt a little.
"Soberness!"
The last general magic was cast, Andrew felt a coolness in his temples, his whole mind was much clearer, and most of the sequelae of alcohol were basically eliminated.
"Bang Bang!"
There was a burst of applause, and a hoarse and heroic voice sounded: "The magician is really convenient!" ”
"Who?"
Andrew turned his head to see that Boya ran out of the back of the tavern, clapping and smiling at him: "Hello, Master Andrew! You should still know me, I'm the owner of the tavern. ”
"I know you, you're a friend of Big Brother Aotian and the owner of the tavern."
Andrew nodded politely, then looked around.
The tavern was filled with members of the emissary corps, cleaning adventurers, and tavern servants, and the necromancers were nowhere to be seen.
Andrew couldn't help asking, "What about Big Brother Aotian?" And what about the necromancers? ”
"Ah, they went back early in the morning."
Boya smiled: "You have been drinking all night, and it is already noon, fortunately you are awake now, otherwise if no one wakes up at night, my tavern will not be able to open." ”
"Sorry for the trouble."
Andrew, who has the good qualities of a magician nobleman, bends slightly and salutes: "Can you lend me some of your men?" I want to take these people back. ”
Andrew pointed to the members of the mission lying on the ground and on the table, and said with a smile: "I think, Brother Aotian should have prepared a sleeping place for the mission, right?" ”
"Of course I'm ready!"
Boya laughed, and then whispered, "But before leaving, I hope Mr. Andrew can settle the account." ”
“......”
Andrew raised his eyebrows and said, "If I'm not mistaken, before drinking last night, Big Brother Aotian said that he was coming for a treat. ”
"That's what I said."
Boya nodded, with a look of embarrassment on his face: "However, when I drank until the second half of the night yesterday, you put your arms around Brother Aotian and said to me, all the accounts tonight will be settled by you." ”
“???”
Andrew was stunned, his face full of confusion: "Did I really say that?" ”
"Yes, you were dancing at that time, very excited and generous, you had to rush to settle the bill, and even beat Brother Aotian, and resolutely did not allow Brother Aotian to entertain."
Boya sighed and said, "Brother Aotian is afraid that he will hurt you, so he can't argue, so he can only give you the opportunity to settle the bill." ”
"As a result, you were just about to settle the bill, and you fell drunk to the ground, and before you went to sleep, you kept shouting: Brother Aotian! If you settle the bill, you won't treat me as a brother! I can only give these gold coins! ”
"Brother Aotian has no choice but to give you the opportunity to settle the bill, and when he left, Brother Aotian was still sighing, you are really a good brother who is righteous."
Andrew listened carefully to Boya's narration, and he couldn't quite understand which of his tendons was wrong, and he actually took the initiative to settle the bill.
Even in order to rush to check out, he did not hesitate to fight physically?
It's not like a magician!
Andrew absolutely didn't believe he would do that.
Didn't you say that Big Brother Aotian was in for a treat?
How does it end up that I spend money?
Andrew felt that something was wrong with this, but looking at Boya's sincere face, Andrew felt that he might be thinking too much.
Perhaps, it was really me who drank too much and did something incredible.
Andrew nodded helplessly: "Okay, how many gold coins do I need to pay you?" ”
Andrew thought to himself, "It's just a drink, and it shouldn't cost much gold." ”
"For the sake of Brother Aotian's face, I will give you a triple discount!"
Boya was very bold: "Eighteen barrels of the finest barley wine, and the most delicious food for one hundred and thirty-six people, and sixty-three barbecued rabbits selected from the magic farm!" ”
"Total ...... 360,000 gold coins, I'll erase it for you at a fraction! ”
"Huh?"
Andrew was stunned for a moment, and after reacting, he couldn't help but look angry: "Mr. Boya! Drink once and 360,000 gold coins???!!! ”
"Mr. Boya! Did you know that a hundred gold coins are enough for half a year's life for an ordinary resident of the City of Thorn Flowers! ”
Andrew was angry and angry.
He has reason to believe that this is a black shop!
It is said that the northern city is a paradise for villains, and he didn't believe it at first, but now Andrew does believe this rumor.
Sure enough, they're all a bunch of thugs!
It's too black-hearted!
Andrew clenched his wand, unable to contain the anger in his heart.
"Of course I do."
Boya nodded very seriously: "However, my price here is indeed like this, I really give you a triple discount." ”
"Mr. Andrew may not know that the best barley wine is unique in the entire northern city, and the magic bouncing rabbit at the Warcraft Farm uses a special undead barbecue method, and even the king can't taste such delicious rabbit meat! ......”
"Oh, I see!"
Boya was halfway through his speech, and suddenly realized: "Could it be that Mr. Andrew doesn't have so many gold coins?" ”
Andrew took a deep breath and suppressed his anger: "I really don't have so many gold coins......"
"Then it can't be helped."
Boya suddenly sighed: "Then I can only go to Brother Aotian, let's just say that Mr. Andrew really has no money, and there is no way to entertain him, so he can only let Brother Aotian pay the bill." ”
"I can understand that Mr. Andrew, as a great magician and the head of the flame magic branch of the Thorn Flower Magic Academy, once in a while is not a ...... to speak."
Boya paused and said, "Ah, I remember, at this time, Brother Aotian should be in the Magicians' Union, I'll go to him now and ask for gold coins to settle the bill!" ”
"Please rest assured, Mr. Andrew, I will never tell other magicians the news that you drank and ate without paying, let alone let them tell the dean of the Thorn Flower Magic Academy and the rest of the magician apprentices."
Boya had a serious face, and was about to walk out of the tavern door after speaking.
"Wait!"
Andrew's face changed, and he hurriedly grabbed Boya, and then said with a gloomy face: "I came to negotiate peace this time, I didn't bring so many gold coins, can I use other things to offset the account?" ”
This matter must not be known to the people of the Thorn Flower Magic Academy!
Andrew's mission to the northern city this time represents the Lion Empire and the Thorn Flower Academy of Magic, and he feels that he must not be ashamed!
These 360,000 gold coins should be to protect the reputation of the Thorn Flower Magic Academy!
"Absolutely!"
Boya's face was full of joy: "High-grade magic scrolls, precious magic materials, monster eggs, as well as silver coins and alchemy potions, and even magic puppets, all of them are fine!" ”
"Okay, you wait for me here, I'll get it!"
Boya turned to the stable, his heart dripping blood.
Drinking is a mistake!
When you're drunk, why can't you control your mouth, and you have to pay for what you want!
After a while, Andrew came back, holding a large pile of magic scrolls and magic materials: "You look at it, how much it is, don't deceive me!" Magicians always know how much gold they make is worth! ”
"Absolutely no deception!"
Boya was overjoyed and began to count the gold coins, magic materials, and magic scrolls.
Soon the inventory is over and the checkout is complete.
Boya was so happy that he gave fifty adventurers as servants for free, carried the drunken and sleepy members of the mission, and led Anruod, who was full of gloomy faces, to the place where the mission rested.
"Walk slowly, generous Mr. Andrew! Dean, I am very proud of you! The Lion Empire is proud of you! ”
Boya shouted, watching Andrew leave the tavern.
"Bang!!"
There was a loud bang, and it could be seen from the sound and movement of the door that Andrew Wizard was very aggrieved in his heart.
The emaciated magician was able to shut the door of the tavern with a loud bang and dust on the ceiling.
"Tut-tut."
Boya shook his head and smiled, and at this time, a familiar figure came out of the back kitchen of the tavern.
"How's it going, Boya?"
Long Aotian couldn't help but smile as he looked at the high-grade magic scrolls and magic materials piled up like a mountain on the counter: "Yes! Boya, you really have a hand! ”
Ever since he heard Bai Xiaosheng's report in the group last night, Long Aotian has been thinking about the treasures in the team of the stable mission.
Long Aotian, who can make the gangsters have the same personality, remember how can Andrew, a magician who has always strictly demanded himself with aristocratic etiquette, keep his treasure?
Gentleman and villain, victory and defeat are self-evident.
"Hey, hey."
Boya smiled proudly, and then suddenly thought of something: "Brother Aotian, last night there were a few Templar knights and Imperial soldiers who got drunk and fought, and broke some tables and chairs in the tavern, you see......"
"I pay! I compensate! ”
Long Aotian was very bold, took out a handful of gold coins and threw them on the counter: "Is it enough, if it's not enough, I'll give it to you again!" ”
"Oops."
Boya hurriedly spoke: "How can I ask for the gold coins of Brother Aotian?" We're good friends! ”
Boya hurriedly stuffed the gold coin back into Long Aotian's arms: "Brother Aotian's money, return it in full!" ”
This phrase "return the count" is still something that Boya learned from the mouths of the undead players, and the idiom is endless, and Boya boss likes it very much.
"And what about these?" Long Aotian pointed to the magical monsters on the counter.
Boya laughed, and immediately said: "The treasure of the mission, four or six accounts!" ”
"Sanqi!"
Long Aotian was categorical: "The gold coins belong to you, and the rest belongs to me!" ”
"Deal!"
"Deal!"
The two big hands were held together, and Boya and Long Aotian looked at each other and smiled.
......
Andrew held back the fire in his stomach and returned to the room of the house arranged for him by Long Aotian to rest, the more he thought about it, the more wrong it became, and he always felt that he had fallen into a trap.
But the things were also given, and if he regretted it, Andrew really couldn't do such a thing.
I can only knock out my teeth and swallow it in my stomach with blood and tears.
It's just a pity that the magic materials and scrolls brought this time are all gone, and these things were originally intended to be used for magic experiments on the road and to be given to the magician guild in the northern city.
"Ugh."
Andrew sighed deeply, sullen in his heart.
At this moment, suddenly an adventurer knocked on the door outside: "Mr. Andrew, where are you?" ”
"Didn't you leave?"
Andrew was stunned, opened the door, frowned and asked, "What else is going on?" ”
"I was just about to leave when I came across a necromancer visiting, so I'll let you know."
The adventurer said respectfully: "The city lord is looking for you, I want to invite you to the city lord's mansion, I heard that there is a very important matter. The latest chapter of "We Are the Disaster Claw Book House" is free to read for the first time.