Chapter 15: A Curse from the Shroud
It's a good thing to be able to get the guidance of the Ape Flying Sun, but it's obviously just as important to be able to go out on missions and gain experience.
Tsunade asked:
"Then who will be our leader in the future?"
Ninjas who graduate from ninja schools generally lack actual combat experience.
And the so-called guidance of the upper ninja, in addition to guiding the newly graduated lower ninja practice, is more about the way to perform tasks together, so that the graduated lower ninja can accumulate enough experience, so as to grow into a ninja who can take charge of himself.
This is also a responsibility that Ape Fei Ri Slash failed to fulfill.
Orochimaru took a sip of tea and said lightly:
"I don't know."
"Huh?" Tsunade raised his eyebrows, revealing an unkind look.
Orochimaru put down the teacup and said disappreciatively:
"As you can see, I'm here today to go with you to the agreed meeting place."
"Well, Mr. Ape Fei is really, this kind of thing is still mysterious." Tsunade complained.
"According to Mr. Sarufei, that's a very powerful guy."
"Hmm......"
Tsunade frowned and thought about it, but he couldn't guess which shinobi would be the leader of the third class.
"Is it a guy who is full of praise from Mr. Sarufei......"
"Ah, I can't imagine at all, in the end, with the character of Mr. Ape Fei, commenting on everyone is like being with the mud."
All in all, after figuring out the cause of the matter, Tsunade will not continue to talk to Orochimaru.
Confused by the new captain, he returned to his room.
Then, as soon as he opened the door, Tsunade was completely stunned.
I saw that all the clothes in the closet were turned out and thrown all over the house.
The room was a mess.
Is this a thief?!
Then, she noticed Erha sitting on the pile of clothes in despair, his eyes distracted, as if he had lost his soul.
"Senior, what happened?"
Erha raised his head, looked at Tsunade with empty eyes, and asked:
"Why, no panties?"
"Huh?" Tsunade's expression froze.
"Where the hell did you hide your panties?!"
“……”
Tsunade, who was convinced that he had heard correctly, suddenly blushed.
Immediately, he became angry again, and he wanted to kick the stinky dog in front of him away.
But I was worried that I couldn't control the strength well and hurt the seniors who had no strength, so I had to look at the round lights angrily, gritted my silver teeth and creaked, and said angrily:
"Senior, how can you rummage through other people's rooms!"
Erha shook his head and realized that the East Window incident had happened.
didn't have time to think more and scrutinize, Erha had an idea in his mind and quickly made a decision.
You can't let Tsunade think he's a pervert!
After a short silence, Erha sighed helplessly, and said in a low voice:
"Tsunade, actually, I have a disease that will die if I don't put my panties on my head."
"How could there be such a strange disease!"
Tsunade couldn't bear it anymore, and sprinted violently, directly kicking Erha out.
With a pop, Erha fell into the pond.
The secret was broken, and Tsunade was ashamed and annoyed.
"I'm not a pervert!"
Erha got up from the pond, gave a thumbs up to Tsunade, grinned, his white teeth shining in the sun, and encouraged:
"We come into this world openly, what's wrong with not wearing underwear?"
Tsunade was powerless to refute, knowing that he couldn't hide it, so he sat on the tatami mat and slowly told the past:
"Actually, I got a curse that I couldn't wear underwear."
"Huh?"
Erha, who was shaking off the moisture in his fur, was slightly stunned.
Tsunade's rhetoric is a little familiar.
"That happened two years ago, and I was assigned a B-class contract assignment."
Erha asked, "And then failed?" ”
Tsunade nodded with difficulty and continued:
"That time, in addition to deducting the numbers, there was a curse attached to it."
"The name of the curse is '100% underwear disassembly.'"
"The effect is that anything that I touch and has the concept of 'underwear' will disappear in an instant."
“……”
If you get another skill that can "steal the concept", will you be invincible in the world?
Erha really didn't know that the system he created had become such an excellent child that he could design such an awesome DeBuff.
"In other words, you're actually in ...... right now"
Tsunade Kasumi lowered his cheeks, lowered his eyelids, and nodded imperceptibly.
No wonder there is a feeling of being stuck in titanium......
But any extra layer of fabric won't be like this!
"Isn't a Band-Aid okay either?" Erha asked without giving up.
Tsunade was even more red-faced, even his fair skin was slightly red, and he was stared at by Erha with a stunned gaze, only to feel uncomfortable up and down.
Seeing Tsunade's tacit attitude, Erha was slightly stunned.
Have you really tried?
Sure enough, the dirt is forced out.
But what now?
As an honest and trustworthy dog, you can't tell Orochimaru that Tsunade is actually a vacuum party, right?
Wouldn't that be too exciting for a child?
The flowers that spoil the leaves like this have the concept of refuting Erha for the dog.
After struggling for a moment, Erha felt that the dirty deal with Orochimaru could be talked about later.
The top priority at the moment is to deal with Tsunade's affairs.
So, Erha came to Tsunade's side, patted the latter, and said seriously:
"It's okay, I don't really like to wear clothes, it's not a big deal."
Tsunade was slightly stunned, carefully considered for three seconds, and said:
"But senior, you're a dog."
“……”
Erha was heartbroken by Tsunade's thoughtful feelings.
Look, is that what people say?
……
In a hurry to get out, Tsunade gave up on cleaning up his room.
Seem......
Why did the room get so messy?
There was no time to think about it, Tsunade changed into his outfit to go out, hugged Erha and left home in a hurry, and walked side by side with Orochimaru in the land of the Thousand Hands Clan.
It's early in the morning, and families are either opening their windows and doors or going out to work.
Naturally, they all recognize Tsunade, the little princess of the thousand-armed clan.
Someone greeted Tsunade one after another.
"The eldest lady is getting more and more beautiful, and she is also outstanding as a ninja, and she will definitely become a powerful ninja in the future."
"Who is that person next to the eldest lady?"
"Oh, the eldest lady's partner, it seems to be called Orochimaru, and I'm not impressed."
"Haven't you noticed what the eldest lady is holding? Dogs? ”
"It is said that the eldest lady has a soft spot for dogs since she was a child......"
Orochimaru glanced at Tsunade with a strange expression.
Tsunade, who was like a frightened bird, immediately hugged Erha tightly, two meters away from Orochimaru, and said vigilantly:
"What did you find?"
"It's nothing, it's just that it seems to have an unfamiliar smell on you." Orochimaru explained awkwardly.
"Perverted!"
“……”
Is honesty a wrong thing?
Then, Orochimaru saw Erha give him a thumbs up, showing his white teeth and said:
"What's wrong with a man being perverted?!"
Orochimaru couldn't help but fall into deep thought.
Without saying anything all the way, the two and a dog quickly arrived at the agreed meeting place. In front of a huge construction site.
The size of the building is huge, the basic structure has been erected, it is in a huge circle, and now only the last decoration remains.
There is no doubt that when this building is put into use, it will become an iconic landmark of Konoha.
Because of the toss, the two came a little late, but they also waited early.
Seeing Tsunade and Orochimaru walking side by side, Jiraiya let out a shocked cry.
"Have you already established a relationship? Apparently I met Tsunade first! ”