Chapter 711 Bar: Why Can I Get Shot While I'm Lying Down?!

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Don't trust Lori to keep it a secret for you.

I don't know which predecessor in the original world. once said this wise saying, but I didn't realize it before, because Sarah Lori is a good baby, and if she is told not to say anything, she will never say it.

But I was wrong, Sarah is just a special example, not representative of the public, and now I have tasted the consequences.

On the afternoon of the day I had agreed with my two precious daughters, when I finally woke up from the paleness of my soul that had lasted for several hours, the sun had already set.

Dreams?

Lying up from the big lazy chair, I scratched the back of my head, watched the sunset, the sunset blossomed, recalled what happened in the afternoon, only felt that the memory was vague, licked my lips, there seemed to be a wisp of girlish fragrance on it, it seemed to be just my own illusion.

Sure enough, it's a dream!!

I touched my chest and breathed a sigh of relief, Rao is the heart of an adventurer. I can't stand such a frightening dream.

But then again, according to the theories of some bricks in the original world, the content of the dream may be a refraction of a person's heart and mind, so it seems that I really followed in the footsteps of Carlos's guy and became a daughter, right?

Well?

I always feel that just for a moment, there is a mysterious voice in my mind calling loudly, "What do you mean [also follow in the footsteps of Carlos] You guy is a daughter control for a long time, right?" Or is it that his soul of complaining is complaining about himself from instinct?

It's okay, although it's a little regrettable, but fortunately it's just a dream, otherwise I, a dignified alliance elder, don't say that the evening festival is not guaranteed, and at my own age, it is clear that I can't even keep the Youth Festival.

Unfortunately, the end of one nightmare is often the beginning of another.

When I stood up, the little ghost who had not woken up since last night, at least before I fell asleep in the afternoon, did not know when I finally woke up, and under the light of the sunset, I floated over with a smile on my pretty face, and the first greeting made me like a rookie who had just reached the Qi training period, suffering from the first heavenly thunder of the Ascension Thunder Tribulation, and immediately gave me to the thunder inside and out.

"Good evening, Father Beast."

“……”

While I was dumbfounded. Two identical angel faces, each poking out from behind the little ghost, their pink cheeks flushed, showing the girl's sweet and shyness like a green apple.

"Dad, our agreement is to tell Mother Veras."

Boom! The second thunderstorm fell, and I was slashed with urine.

The shy Siruth, who did not seem to have composed herself from the bold first kiss of the afternoon, blushed and bowed her head, and kept pulling the lace ribbon sleeves of her Gothic princess dress, and immediately retracted her red face behind the little ghost.

The twin sister Ikeru, who is tied in the right ponytail, has a more generous personality, and at this time she is also blushing with that childish and beautiful face, and her big black and round eyes are staring at her tightly, just like a newly married wife, standing at the door of the entrance to greet her husband who has returned from work, greeting whether it is better to eat first or take a bath or eat first...... What is that, what is so good, and asked with a shy face.

"Dad, in the future, Acelo will call Daddy Daddy. Or is it better to call Daddy Darling? ”

Boom! The third thunderstorm fell one after another, shaking my tiger body.

Before I could stop, Veras and the others came out of the tent door one after another, lined up in front of me as if they were judges on a high court platform.

"That...... Although this hobby is indeed a bit weird, Brother Wu will always be my Big Brother Wu, please don't mind. ”

Linya, who was as kind and soft as the girl next door, gently covered her blushing face and avoided my gaze and said.

"Boom-" The fourth thunderstorm fell, bringing tears to my face.

"Although Siruth and Ikeru's intentions have long been seen, and they have expected such a day, but I didn't expect the adults to start so quickly."

Veras sighed softly, and her still gentle gaze pierced my heart like two cationic cannons.

"Boom-" The fifth thunderstorm fell, filling my split chrysanthemums with bloom.

"Anyway, anyway, even if you add Siruth and Ikeru, I'm still at the bottom, woo~~"

Sarah didn't know why, she was very lost from the beginning of her appearance, and at this time she was occupying the corner of the tent door, her petite and delicate body huddled there, covering her breasts with only a faint raised curve, and muttering sadly.

“……”

As I was about to receive the sixth thunderstorm, I was silent.

"Whew!"

The three princesses are indifferent and expressionless in the book.

"Whew!"

The three-no princess continued to write indifferently in the book.

Forget it, don't care about this little point for now-

It's weird, bastard!!

I lifted the coffee table of my mind angrily, yelled and pounced on Princess Sanwu, snatched the notes from her hand, and took a look.

Sure enough, it was set against the backdrop of a time of famine. The ordinary looking and extremely ugly singing of the road idiot father and the smart and lovely twin daughters, living in a dilapidated wooden house, guarding a barren field, wearing patched cloth clothes, the three of them depend on each other, living a poor but quite warm life.

In the end, in a narrow wooden house that can only accommodate one bed, there is a story of love sparks.

“……”

If there is no last setting, there is no doubt that this is a very heart-warming inspirational story, of course, this kind of divine turn is also expected by me, and it is even more difficult to get the three-no princess to write a normal story than to get Blizzard not to skip the ticket.

"Come here."

I hooked my finger at the H princess, and she immediately snapped up.

I'm rubbing, I'm rubbing rubbing—

Without the slightest mercy, I put my big hand on the excessively large soft bun hat on her head, and kept rubbing it, while the little princess kept raising her hands and tidying up the hat that I had messed up, quite a comic scene.

"Do you know what you're doing wrong?"

After teaching this little princess H a lesson, I clasped my hands to my chest, grabbed the notebook and put it in front of Princess Sanwu, and asked condescendingly.

"Master, I was wrong."

Princess Sanwu still struggled to raise her hands high, struggling to sort out her bun hat, which was too large for her petite size. One side responded indifferently like a lifeless puppet.

"Idiot, I'm asking you what's wrong!!"

At this time, I was finally able to take advantage of my master's prestige and avenge the fact that I was kicked three times by her princess yesterday for "accidentally" knocking over her newly developed dish.

Princess Sanwu silently took the note, and the quill rustled on it again, and after a while handed it back to me.

"Set in the period of famine, he looks ordinary but has the strength of a god of songs, but because of a vicissitudes of the past that is still praised by the world and is known as "saving the Dark Continent with singing", he has always hidden his strength and identity. A road-obsessed father who is willing to be an unknown farmer, and a smart and lovely twin daughter......"

Me: "......"

Morissa: "......"

"Well written, just write it like this."

After a moment of silence, I gently touched the little princess's head with appreciation, and gave her a thumbs up in the other party's comfortable movements.

The next moment, four sharp gazes stabbed straight over like sharp knives, making himself, who had already filled his brain with the word "God of Song", like an empowerment, and slapped the notes in his hand to the ground.

"Roar, don't think that writing like this will perfunctory your mistakes, if you think you can fool me in such a childish way, then you are very wrong!!"

You have been fooled, just at that moment, you have been fooled!!

Everyone present complained in unison in their hearts.

"Fool master, die."

Princess Sanwu picked up the note from the ground, pointed at me "angrily", and after finishing it in an indifferent tone without ups and downs, she turned around and "ran in tears" with the note, and was pulled back by my collar before she ran a few steps.

"Before you go back, hand me your notes."

In any case, this princess with three no-attributes shows expressions such as "angry" and "tearful", which is too fake, so fake that it can make others see through her intentions at a glance.

As a result, Princess H, who was recognized, was indifferently dragged back by me, took back the notes, and then indifferently kicked the princess on my calf.

"Whew!!"

In the night sky of Rog's camp, violent screams slowly echoed.

All in all, in the end, I finally sent a few jealous little wives, of course, I don't mean that they eat the vinegar of Siruth and Echolu, they are not naïve enough to do this, just by this farce. I'm just venting the fact that I'm going to have a wedding with the Elven Queen.

This is a political marriage, which everyone knows, and because they know it, they can't willfully vent the slightly sour feeling in their hearts.

The opponent is the elven queen, who is usually proud of the little ghost, and also feels the pressure.

"Little fool, what are you worried about?!"

At night, after the passion, I hugged the lazy and tired Linya in my arms, kissed her forehead gently and said.

"But...... After all, she is the elf queen, one of the twin stars of the continent. ”

Linya sighed faintly, and pressed the pair of huge plumps on her chest harder.

"It doesn't matter what kind of elf queen she is, or what kind of continental twin stars, hmph, is the queen amazing? Are the boobs the size of my baby Linya? In my eyes, you are the most important thing, you are my queen, aren't you? Her Royal Highness Queen Linya, do you want me to call you that in the future? ”

Biting the other person's sensitive ear gently and exhaling hot air inside, I asked with a teasing smile. 、

"Talent...... Don't want it, this shameful name......"

Linya shyly buried her face in my neck, her flawless skin as warm and jade as pink as pink, and a pair of slender thighs clamped tightly.

As someone with experience, I immediately knew that this little girl was emotional, and for the sake of Her Royal Highness Queen Linya, she reached a small climax in an instant?!!

I wonder how Veras will react?

While thinking about it, I had already pressed Linya under me again, and my big hands rubbed hard against the pair of jade breasts on her chest that could not fully grasp one even if I put my two hands together, and Yin's seductive moans suddenly played throughout the small room.

"Your Royal Highness, let your subordinates serve you well......"

A crazy night passed.

The next day, the cousin of the two precious daughters did not notice any changes because of the events of yesterday afternoon, and they were still in their daily lives...... Well, just like before, they were always clinging to themselves, and the cries of "Daddy-Daddy-" were so frequent and sweet that I wondered if these two little babies had mixed honey into their voices.

Of course, there are some things that must be talked to them, such as the agreement between each other, Veras and them will be forgotten, after all, they are a family, but it is different when it is spread outside, I don't want the title of "Father of Beasts" to spread early, although it seems that with the current appearance of Siruth and Echolu, it will always be difficult to escape this catastrophe after four years.

Carlos and Seattleck had left the day before yesterday, and I couldn't find anyone to practice with, and I didn't want to be abused by the old drunkard, so I had to hang out and wander around to see what gossip news I had been talking about lately.

"Boss, boss, come here......"

Shrouded in a black cloak, Kashya, who looked like an incompetent detective who had managed to break into the enemy, sat at the bar and hooked her fingers at the boss who was yawning boredly inside the long table.

"Elder Kasha, it's you again, explain in advance, don't settle the accounts of the last few times, don't think about giving me a credit this time."

The owner of Rog's Bar sighed helplessly.

Although the name of the Alliance Elder is indeed very loud, the people who live in the camp, especially the bar owner in the camp, cannot feel the weight of the elder from the drunkard of Kashya, perhaps this is what Kashya wants.

Of course, in addition to this drunkard elder who has no authority in the hearts of many bar owners, there is another extreme storage zài, which always makes these bosses fartish at first sight......

"Don't say such heartless words, I'm here this time, but I'm here to bring you a top-secret message."

The old drunkard hurriedly shushed the bar owner to lower his voice, and then whispered.

"Top secret news?!"

The boss, who was still yawning just now, had his eyes lit up and immediately sobered up.

Although this drunkard's character is not very good, he is also an alliance elder, and he will always know some unimportant inside information in advance.

You know, a message that evokes gossip often attracts a large number of adventurers, these warriors are masters who don't know how to save money, and if it is done well, the bar can make enough money in a day to make in a month.

"It depends on whether it's exclusive or not, and what kind of news it is."

The barkeeper also matched Kasha's voice, lowering his voice, and the two of them whispered like an underground party.

"Of course, it's first-hand news, what is the relationship between me Kasha and you, after getting the news, naturally the first thing I immediately thought of you, boss."

Seeing that the fish had been hooked, Kasha was not in a hurry, and patted his chest to reassure.

What relationship? The relationship between an angry creditor and a drunkard who escapes debts!!

The bar owner secretly complained in his heart, but after all, he was a businessman, so he still suppressed the desire to complain in his heart, and had to show a happy appearance of smiling and listening.

"Then today's wine money ......"

Kasha shook the empty cup in his hand.

"Of course I'm in a treat, I'm in a treat."

The boss hurriedly laughed and beckoned the waiter to fill the empty cup.

"What I owe the first few times will also be written off."

Holding a large wooden cup oozing foam like a baby, Kasha's squinted eyes revealed a rare shrewdness.

"We'll have to see what the news is."

The bar owner is not a fool, and the delicate eyes that reveal the glow of gold coins clearly express the resolute attitude of not casting a net if you don't see any fish.

"Well, it's about Wu Boy."

Kasha, who had expected the shrewdness of the bar owner, reluctantly compromised, leaned into the other party's fat ear, and whispered.

"Van ...... Mortal Elder ......"

At the first sight of the name, the bar owner couldn't help but exclaim loudly, causing the other adventurers in the bar to turn their heads and watch.

"Idiot, don't you want to do business anymore?!!"

Kasha hurriedly covered the other party's mouth and said viciously.

Gritting his teeth, the bar owner struggled inwardly, a bet on the fate of his own bar.

"Well, as long as it's useful information, the previous fees are all waived."

Finally, he gritted his teeth and made a ruined expression.

"Okay, bold enough, I just like your character." Kasha gave him a thumbs up, his eyes narrowing even wider.

"It's about the marriage of Wu Boy and the Elf Queen."

"Didn't you say this three days ago? And the first-hand news is that it was sold to the red-haired jack that bastard. ”

The owner of the bar was stunned for a moment, and then glared at Kashya, Jack was the owner of another bar not far from Rog's Bar, and he was a sworn enemy of Rogge's Bar.

"Haha...... Ahaha...... Is there such a thing? ”

Kasha, whose cowhide was pierced, smirked indifferently, and his outrageous thickness of his face was even a long-tested bar owner in a shopping mall.

If he were to ask the boss now why the Alliance was able to resist the footsteps of the Hell forces to the death, he would probably answer without hesitation - because the Elder of the Alliance, Lord Kasha, could not even break through the Hell forces with the thickness of his skin.

"In short, this is fresh first-hand information, do you know when Wu Xiaozi and the Elf Queen got married, what day was it?"

"Oh?!!"

The bar owner's eyes lit up, and his heart quickly began to calculate the profit that this news might bring.

"The old bill was written off in one piece, plus fifty silver coins."

After a moment, the boss stretched out five fingers and said fiercely.

"Two hundred, or I'll have to go to Red-Haired Jack's and see if I can sell for a better price."

Kasha, who had fully grasped the initiative, bargained with a glint of fine light.

"Well, two hundred is two hundred."

Gritting his teeth, the bar owner agreed, although he made less money in this way, but it was better than letting his rival earn it, especially when he saw the smug expression of his rival.

"Listen, this is the news I just got from Akara, the day of the wedding of Wu Boy and the Elf Queen is ......"

Speaking of which, Kasha looked at the boss who showed impatient eyes and sold out.

"What day is it? I'd like to know, Elder Kasha. ”

There was a voice from the side that didn't smile.

"Go, go, I want to know the money first, did you know me on the first day?"

Kasha subconsciously waved his hand in the direction of the source of the voice, wanting to get free news from himself, Rogge's second door-picker? Brain burns out, you.

When she saw the bar owner muttering "It's over, my bar is going to be finished again", and at the same time he buried his head under the counter like an ostrich, and arched his big ass high, Kashya instantly knew what was going on, and turned his head stiffly to look at the visitor.

"I'm also interested, do I really have to pay?" Looking at the old drunkard with a smile on his forehead, I asked.

"Ahaha, ahahaha~~, where is Elder Fan, these are originally Great Elders of Akara, and the words I just asked me to convey to you, talking about money or not, how hurtful it hurts!!"

The old drunkard's response was not slow, and his tone immediately changed, as if he was farting when he impatiently drove me away.

"Really? Then I should really thank Elder Kashya for bringing me the news, but why did you end up in a place like a bar now? Could it be that you are lost?!! ”

I continued to look at the other person with a murderous smile and asked.

"Ahem, this Elder Fan doesn't know anything, I just pinched my fingers, even if Elder Fan will come here, don't you think it's coming?"

The old drunkard quibbled with an unfazed expression.

"Elder Kasha still knows how to prophecy." The sound of gnashing of teeth came from inside my teeth.

"Awards, awards, compared to Grand Elder Akara, I still have a lot to learn." The old drunkard looked modest.

"By the way, I seem to have heard someone say just now that the news of my marriage to the Elven Queen is also thanks to Elder Kasha's publicity."

"Where, this kind of big thing, as an alliance elder, I have the obligation to publicize it widely." The righteous and awe-inspiring old drunkard waved his hand and made a resolute expression of who else should I be.

"Really? I don't know if Elder Kasha is so good at calculating, can he calculate what will happen later? ”

"That...... As an Elder of the Alliance, I have an obligation to curb an illegal act of violence. The old drunkard wiped the sweat from his forehead.

"Really?"

Hehe laughed a few times, and I sat down on the wooden chair in front of the counter, and tapped my index finger lightly on the countertop.

"Elder Fan, please, please."

The owner of Rogge's Bar jumped out from under the stage like a rabbit, holding a torch in his hand at some point, and handed it to me with a sad face.

That's right, if in front of the bar owner, the old drunkard is the most unauthoritative elder, then I am the other extreme of the shaver, I and Sister Sharna, who once burned down Rogge's bar twice, in the minds of the owners of the entire camp bar, the horror Cheng Dù has far surpassed Sister An.

"Oh, boss, what are you doing, like I'm here to burn down your bar."

I smiled and squinted my eyes as I pushed the torch back.

"It's good if it's not, it's good if it's not." The boss grinned like a pardon.

"I'm a kind Alliance Elder, how could I do such a thing, you say yes."

"Yes, all the elders are mighty, all the elders are wise, all the elders love the people like sons, and their backs are more holy and tall than angels, and they always make me wait like a spring breeze, like bathing in holy light, and if I am reborn, life is better than death."

"That's it, wahahahahaha~~~!"

I laughed out loud and nodded like a chicken pecking at the bar owner.

"I'm just here today for a few sips."

"Elder Fan, you might as well burn it directly."

As soon as the words fell, the boss trembled all over his body, and handed the torch in front of me again, revealing a look of resignation.

"Just kidding, I'm here today, in fact, for other purposes."

Seeing the desperate look on the bar owner's face, as kind as me, I really couldn't bear to continue to play with it, and after coughing a few times, I took out a blank piece of parchment from the inventory, wrote something on it crookedly, and then picked up the elder's seal and stamped it on it.

"I now officially announce that starting today, a qiē bar in the camp is forbidden to provide alcohol to Elder Kasha for free, on credit, for sale, etc., and those who violate the order will bear the consequences."

As I said the last four words, I grinned a mouthful of white teeth, and looked at the other side in horror, and the bar owner who almost fainted, shook slightly.

"Poof".

The bar owner's huge size, which was as large as a fat pig, slipped and fell to the ground softly.

"Wait, I don't accept it, what kind of ban is this, it's clearly your guy who is communiquing his personal vendetta."

The old drunkard, who was drunkenly sipping ale next to him a moment ago, immediately jumped up and shouted angrily after digesting the contents of this ban.

"I'm sorry, but this is a ban on legal procedures."

I shook the freshly baked ban in my hand proudly at the old drunkard, and the golden elder seal on it sparkled, making the old drunkard seem to be overwhelmed, and he covered his eyes with his arm with a sad scream.

"Of course, if you, as an elder, are not convinced, you can hand this ban over to Grandma Akara for re-review, I will definitely not mind."

Looking at the old drunkard coldly, I was confident and looked at each other with a condescending gaze.

It's all this guy, it's all this bastard, selling and spreading the news of my marriage to the elf queen without authorization, so that the two baby daughters can get the news so quickly, and then trigger yesterday's incident, this old woman who is afraid that the world will not be chaotic is the root cause of the turmoil in the camp, let me eliminate the harm for the people today, roar!!

"Woo~~"

Kashya let out a few screams and hung her head in frustration, she could be 100% sure that if this ban was put in front of Akara, Akara would definitely not think too long, and would add an extra Great Elder Seal to it with a smile.

The unrighteous are helpless, and they are talking about the old drunkards now.

"If that's the case, then I'll also get an order that every barrel of wine is brewed, you must pay a tenth of the liquor tax to Elder Ben."

Gritting his teeth, the old drunkard rummaged through the inventory, and after a while, he found her dusty elder badge and said viciously.

"Elder Kasha, I warn you, it seems that your position is not in charge of this part, and you do not have the authority to give such orders." I smiled and cocked Erlang's legs, watching the old drunkard struggle to death.

Haha, it's good to be an elder, although I have a lot of things, but it also means that I am not limited by my position, and I have the power to make decisions in all aspects.

"Woo~~"

The elder badge held high by the old drunkard suddenly froze in midair.

"I'm fighting with you!!"

Anger rose from his heart, evil was born to the side of the guts, and the old drunkard roared angrily and pounced violently.

"Who's afraid of whom, eat my Pegasus Meteor Fist!"

"Hey!!"

"Wow!!"

"I ...... My bar ......"

The barkeeper, who was dragged out like a dead pig by other well-meaning adventurers and escaped from the reach of this battle of elders, watched the beautiful bar he had carefully built, breaking one in the east, one in the west, and another on the roof, and finally staggered down, raising a cloud of dust, and couldn't help but roll his eyes, and the corners of his mouth were foaming at the .......

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