Not online?!

Hurriedly spent 1 point of reincarnation coins to check Xu Zhe's online record, but the last time this guy went online was 3 hours ago.

So it should be around three o'clock in the morning.

Wu Ming's face changed, he didn't expect that he had been in the world of Heaven and Dragon Slayer for nearly three days, but the outside world had only been around for a while, and he had long heard that the speed of time in the game world was different from reality, but he had never thought of such an exaggeration.

Originally, Wu Ming held the idea of breaking the jar and breaking it, thinking that he had been dead for three days anyway, and after leaving the mission world, he contacted Xu Zhe to see what happened after his death, who came to his funeral, how much money was collected, etc., but he didn't expect that he had only been dead for three hours.

If that's the case...

The cliff can have time to deal with its own aftermath!

32g and inflatable dolls in the computer!

Wu Ming hurriedly rushed out of the post station, but he only ran a few steps before scolding secretly, but he forgot that Xu Zhe was not online, and there was no way to contact Xu Zhe!

Just when I didn't know what to do, a hoarse and low voice suddenly came from behind me: "Brother stay!" ”

Wu Ming turned around, but it was a guy who was short in stature and couldn't distinguish men and women in a hooded cloak, the man walked two steps quickly to block Wu Ming, took a deep breath, and suddenly trembled excitedly: "It won't be wrong!" Absolutely! ”

Wu Ming's face was full of doubts, and the little man came up directly: "You definitely have good things on you!" I already smell it! It is the best taste! ”

"What are you talking about? Why don't I understand? ”

"Don't pretend, I can see at a glance that you are a fellow believer, and no treasure can escape my eyes!"

The little man smiled and grabbed Wu Ming's sleeve: "In Xia Yue Yunxi, what do you call a brother?" ”

"Wu Ming."

"Yay! Brother Wu Ming, follow me. ”

The little man dragged Wu Ming to the alley without saying anything, and after looking around to make sure that no one had walked by, he rubbed his palms and lifted his cloak, under the cloak was a guy with a white beard on his face, like a Santa Claus, but his arms were full of colorful fabrics, and if he looked closely, he was inside and out.

Yue Yunxi introduced them one by one: "How is it?!" This one is Huang Rong's, this one is Kruru's, this one is Ling Boli's, this one is silver, this one is Boer's..."

"Stop! I'm not a pervert! ”

Yue Yunxi said with a smile: "Don't pretend to be a brother, we have an SR-level mutation detection technique, which is unique in the whole reincarnation world!" A slap was slapped on Wu Ming's buttocks, "Are you wearing it, are you all perverted pretending to be beep?" ”

Wu Ming's eyes widened, and he directly compared the tiger claw hand to pinch this guy to death, but Yue Yunxi's eyes lit up: "You learned to capture?" I have something good to trade with you, do you want it? ”

The tiger claw pinched on a protective cover that appeared out of thin air, breaking a large piece of Wu Ming's nails, Wu Ming covered his hands and grinned in pain, Yue Yunxi said while touching the storage space: "You novice, don't you know that the transit space can't pk?" Na! ”

Handing a skill book to Wu Ming, Yue Yunxi smiled obscenely: "This book, exchange for the best one on your body." ”

Name: 100% hit catches the dragon claw hand

Grade: R

Genre: Martial Arts (Grappling)

Effect: Basic attack 5-10, 3 additional shot speed, with a special effect of must hit, a total of one layer, can be used as a single move to supplement any grappling martial arts.

Description: From the world of "The Legend of Deer and Ding", the special move of Wei Xiaobao, the protagonist of the plot, although it has no destructive power, can hit the enemy's chest 100%.

Note: If the Tiger Claw is extremely vicious, then this set of crooked moves born from the Shaolin Dragon Claw is extremely obscene.

Seeing the introduction of this skill book, Wu Ming's nose was almost crooked: "Although Lao Tzu is obscene, he hasn't done it to this extent..."

"See clearly, this trick has a special effect! 100% hit! Will there be any girls in the world of reincarnation who will escape your clutches? If it weren't for the fact that my genre has been finalized, I will definitely not change with you! ”

Wu Ming's heart moved, although such a skill is extremely obscene, but it can be superimposed on any grappling martial arts, which just complements his tiger claw hand, if the special effect can affect the crippled special effect of the tiger claw hand, then the tiger claw hand superimposed with the dragon claw hand is afraid that it can compete with ssr-level martial arts!

"Ahem, ahem... Something else? I'll give you money..."

Yue Yunxi raised his eyebrows: "I see that you are a fellow practitioner and want to communicate with you, don't use dirty money to corrupt my faith!" ”

Wu Ming rolled his eyes, not to mention that the decisive victory was a treasure that fundamentally solved the problem of his black face, the evaluation of the SSR level alone was not comparable to the dragon claw hand, unless he was stupid, he would change the decisive victory to the nenei, and just wanted to turn around and leave, but Yue Yunxi grabbed his arm: "Wait, wait!" Don't worry! And there's more! ”

Taking out a thin card from his arms, Yue Yunxi snorted a little painfully: "Plus this!" Pack and change with you! ”

Name: Designated World Card (Jiupin Sesame Official)

Grade: R

Type: Permission card

Effect: You can additionally open the Nine Sesame Officials in the plot world, open the role-playing permissions, reduce the difficulty by 50%, increase the explosion rate by 100%, and designate four people.

Wu Ming flipped through the card and asked with some confusion, "What is this?" Which world can you specify? ”

"Rookie, don't you know that all mission worlds are randomly arranged, and because of the anti-addiction system, you can only perform one mission per day? With this, you can do an extra mission! Yue Yunxi shook his fingers and said triumphantly, how obscene and obscene it would be, "And that's the Jiupin Sesame Official World starring Zhong Liti, Zhang Min, and Cai Shaofen, the three goddesses, the difficulty is not high, and the plot Qinglou is definitely Hapi!" ”

Wu Ming was surprised to find that this little pervert's fingers were surprisingly white, and hurriedly drove this disgusting thought out of his mind, and showed the screenshot of the decisive victory to Yue Yunxi with a little virtual light curtain: "Now, look, do you think I can change it?" ”

"Damn,! It's a goddess thing! Yue Yunxi's round eyes jumped up suddenly, and he directly took out a Mauser gun from his pants and shot Wu Ming twice: "Robbery, robbery!" I'm going to blow you up! ”

The protective cover dispersed, and Wu Ming scratched his cheek: "I'm sorry, you can't PK in the safety zone." ”

Yue Yunxi unwillingly touched his salty pig hand to Wu Ming's buttocks: "Woo woo woo, give me a touch, just let me feel it!" ”

"Get out! Lao Tzu is not a pervert! ”

"Woo woo, you're all on, perverts, why bother perverts... That's right! I'll exchange these two things with you, and I'll pay my respects for a day! Just one day! ”

Yue Yunxi suddenly jumped up, took out a card from his arms, and quickly wrote a large piece of handwriting on it and showed it to Wu Ming: "This is a system contract, it definitely counts, lend me a day in the decisive victory, and I will give you both the book and the card!" And you can also gain my friendship and become a member of the Samsara Pervert Association! ”

"Ghost Nyima who is rare!"

Wu Ming rolled his eyes and was about to leave, Yue Yunxi grabbed Wu Ming's hem like a fool, squatted on the ground and shouted: "Please, please!" Please, please! It's been a lifelong dream of mine! I'll promise you whatever you want me to do! ”

If it weren't for the fact that there weren't many players at three o'clock in the morning, Yue Yunxi, who seemed to have been abandoned from the beginning, would definitely attract a lot of attention, Wu Ming desperately shook his long legs and wanted to kick this pervert away, suddenly thought of something, turned his head and said, "In this case, I really need you to help me with something." ”

Yue Yunxi's eyes lit up, and he slapped his chest twice: "No problem, no problem!" Anything! If you want me to collect them all! ”

"That's... Ahem, you just need to help me return to the real world and contact a person named Xu Zhe, tell him to go online quickly, I'm looking for him, I'm in a hurry, this is his phone. ”

"Wrap it up on me! Brother, please sign! ”

Wu Ming took the card and briefly modified the content, and then signed his name, the white light flashed, there were two more props in the storage space, and the decisive victory Nene equipped on his body appeared in Yue Yunxi's hand, Yue Yunxi was surprised, jumped into Wu Ming's arms and kissed Wu Ming fiercely, Wu Ming covered his saliva face and watched in horror as Yue Yunxi put the decisive victory on his head, and almost slapped the dragon claw hand that he had just learned to this bastard.

Yue Yunxi looked left and right nervously, and was about to run, Wu Ming grabbed his hair: "Hey, hey!" Dead pervert, what are you running for?! Do you want to eat black? ”

Yue Yunxi hissed like a cat, and desperately protected the decisive nee on his head: "Where is it!" Rest assured, tomorrow the baby will be directly in your backpack! ”

"Less nonsense! Inform Xu Zhe immediately! I'm watching you go offline! ”

Yue Yunxi glanced at Wu Ming aggrievedly, the resentful little eyes made Wu Ming shudder, and the perverted brother flattened his mouth and said, "Okay, okay, you go to my private space with me and watch me go offline!" ”

Summoning out the space door, Wu Ming followed Yue Yunxi and walked in, unlike Wu Ming's simple room, Yue Yunxi's room was very luxurious and comfortable, whether it was a soft bed or a tatami mat on the floor, it looked very valuable, if it weren't for the pink wall covered with all kinds of large-scale posters, this would definitely be a pleasant visit.

As soon as Wu Ming walked in, he felt a chill, and made up his mind that once he got back the decisive victory, he would block this dead pervert and never see him again in this life.

Yue Yunxi walked to the side of the bed and glanced at Wu Ming resentfully: "Then you look, I'll go offline." ”

Closed his eyes and fell directly on the bed, a faint series of visible data floated from Yue Yunxi's body, Wu Ming raised his eyebrows, and suddenly had a bold idea, reversed the soul conjuring handprint, and pointed his index finger on Yue Yunxi's eyebrows.

A wonderful feeling came to his heart, and Wu Ming's body turned into a string of data and followed closely behind Yue Yunxi's data stream.

The next moment, Wu Ming opened his eyes suddenly.

looked left and right at the game warehouse around him, and faintly saw through the glass window that the words "Yueyunxi" were written on it, and then looked at the dirty and messy strange room, Wu Ming was excited in his heart.

His soul really followed Yue Yunxi back to the present world and attached himself to Yue Yunxi!

Just when Wu Ming couldn't help himself excitedly, the door of the game warehouse opened, his body was not controlled by Wu Ming, and he suddenly stood up from the game warehouse, Wu Ming could only see a pair of small feet with pink striped cotton socks stepping out of the game warehouse through the perspective, and Wu Ming's eyes hurt with his snow-white thighs.

A small song was hummed in his mouth, and his voice was very delicate and soft.

Kicked open the potato chip bag and Coke bottle next to the game warehouse, opened the room door, poked his little head out of the door and looked left and right, and then trotted all the way through the corridor to the bathroom, reflecting a somewhat shy and delicate little face in the mirror, about fourteen or fifteen years old, his eyebrows and eyes were full of excitement, and his little face was flushed.

Grass!

So cute!

It's so cute that you can't help but want to take a bite.

This girl turned out to be Yue Yunxi's goods?!

Wu Ming couldn't have imagined that the real appearance of the perverted Yue Yunxi with a white beard turned out to be such a cute girl, completely getting all the points of Wu Ming, and Wu Ming's heart was pounding - if he had a heart.

Wait a minute!

This cute girl comes to the bathroom to go to the toilet!