The Wonder of the Heavenly Mountains almost lay on the table: "Who brought it?" How do you change this thing? ”

The silly brother said triumphantly: "Your big stupid brother is the defense war!" Who do you say brought it? ”

Tianshan Wonder Man turned into a horn dog: "Silly brother! Big Silly Brother! Are you here for me, little brother? ”

"This is my trophy for my silly brother. Yesterday, I rummaged through the cabinets and searched for a long time to find it. However, stupid brother's things, either you have to exchange your life, or you have to let stupid brother me look at it! ”

"What do you say, what do I do!" The sword mountain and the sea of fire are also on the posture.

The stupid brother leaned back: "Sing "Hot Girl" to my brother again tonight, starting tomorrow, accompany the stupid brother around - eat, drink and have fun**, every one is indispensable!" ”

It sounds simple, but it's not simple: the stupid brother takes a vacation for half a month, who knows how long he wants to play? I don't know if I want to give up the mission of Mount Kinabalu!

King Kong Cat chatted privately: "This is a reception task, just wait for a silly brother!" Do you think you'll get an inaugural job by going to Mount Kinabalu? You're more stupid than Dasha! ”

There are many people who have the strength and reason to enter the sacred mountain: Needless to say, Boss Su is the leading brother and ticket holder. Shengshengman should also go in: Seven Swords got the ticket, and she took the credit. It didn't look like the Seven didn't have a pastor with them. Angela and teenager Ah Fei are both relatives of the boss and shareholders of the studio, so there is no reason not to go. It will go in vain. King Kong cat, blood at first sight, one knife and two cuts, this is eight people! Liu Tianshan's strength is first-class in the Seven Swords, and there is no proof of the transfer of Yinwu and Earth Mage that the studio posted to him in vain, only in this way, in the face of the benefits of entering the Divine Mountain, he should also give in! What's more, Brother Dasha put out a certificate of transfer?

The idea is decided, and Liu Tianshan has one more reason to sue his daughter-in-law: This is a game career match related to your husband! Anti-war, you go and check, no one in Bluestone City can take up this profession yet! Nan Feiyan was angry: Your profession is important, but my mother's profession is not important? You have an earth mage profession, and you still want to be a defense war, but my mother doesn't have any profession! "Do you want to be a defender? The old lady won't let you get your wish! Don't go! ”

Liu Tianshan was dumbfounded, hung up and ran to hug his daughter-in-law: "Wife, what career do you want?" Come to our Seven Swords! With my husband's face and the affection between you and everyone, a profession is not too difficult for Qijian, right? ”

Nan Feiyan's character name is also Nan Feiyan, she is not optimistic about the Seven Swords Studio, and the village where she was born is not in Bluestone City, but in Yihe, so she hugged her thick legs early: she has joined a subsidiary mercenary group of urban beauty, and because of the lack of online time, she can't get up or down in the team. Mixed in such a mercenary group, she certainly knows how rare a formal combat profession is! Look at your husband like this, you actually want to take up combat professions one after another, you are amazing, aren't you? Nan Feiyan's personality is hot, and she also hopes that she can take up the fire law: "Fire law, do you have a way?" ”

A must have! Liu Tianshan thought for a moment. The studio has a certificate of fire law transfer, it's not that no one wants it, but everyone is very cautious about career choices. Like Feng Wu Jiutian, if she wants this proof, it is a matter of one sentence, but she is still hesitating between the ice system, the fire system, and the wind system. That middle-level fire Falia of the Bluestone City Mercenary Regiment seems to be interesting to Boss Su! Let Boss Su sacrifice his hue and introduce her to an apprentice, which is also nine out of ten. There are a lot of ways, daughter-in-law, why did you become a member of another guild?

This person is more sincere, and told his daughter-in-law all about the fact that the studio can launch a fire law profession at any time and have the conditions to find another fire law job. "Look at it, if you join our guild too, the fire profession is a matter of minutes! But what kind of urban beauty did you join! You're a beauty, okay? You don't need a guild name to prove it! ”

Urban beauty, that's one of the top ten online game guilds in the country, okay? Can Seven Swords be compared to urban beauty? Reputation is not the key, the key is that his level is only level twenty-nine, and if he wants to join the Seven Swords in Bluestone City, he must be at least level thirty-five! Or, the Seven Swords Man came over to the thirty-fifth level!

Liu Tianshan laughed at his daughter-in-law's brainlessness: You pull up a team by yourself, as long as you pull up the team, the Seven Swords side can immediately give you support! "Weapons and equipment are not a problem! Not to mention gold! When you go up in level, when you can make peace with the main force of the Seven Swords, you will be a prince! Well done, coupled with our private relationship, you are directly a member of the Seven Swords Core Group! ”

Nan Feiyan stabbed her husband in the elbow: "What is the relationship in private?" Sling the bull! ”

Seeing that his wife was moved, Liu Tianshan immediately pulled the topic back: help this time. This dasha, you've seen it, is actually a good person. The conditions he proposed, the brothers in the studio know-if you don't go, my husband and I really don't have the face to see people!

After getting his daughter-in-law, Tianshan Qixia immediately returned to his soul and sang a song "Hot Girl" for the silly brother in the private room of the bar, which made the silly brother happy! "Tianshan, this is an extra gift from the stupid brother! When the stupid brother walked the rivers and lakes, it was not good if he couldn't drink, and he couldn't drink a small amount! But at that time, you can't do anything without drinking, and if you drink too much, you may die, so the stupid brother prepared this for himself! ”

'Alcohol Doubling Pills': Pills made from thorn seeds can increase the amount of alcohol consumed by three to five times. (Due to age, the medicinal properties of this drug have deteriorated.) At present, it can increase the amount of alcohol consumed by about three times. Quantity: half ** (eight grains). Silly brother, you don't seem to be very serious!

The performance restarted, except for Boss Su's program changed to Fu Dongliu and Tianshan Wonder Hero, the other programs remained unchanged. Dasha and Su Cheng sat upright in the center and watched the performance. The rest of the staff, whoever had their turn to get on the stage, went directly to the stage from the audience.

Kick the lollipop! Wasted a kick in success! He glanced at the audience triumphantly, and saw that Boss Su also raised a glass to him, and he was even more proud: "Who dares to come up and try to hold a lollipop in his mouth?" Brother Tao, I offer a reward of 100 gold coins! ”

"I'm coming!" There are bounties that don't make money, and don't earn in vain. The snowman in the sky immediately took the stage. This person's family background is not very good, although the salary of the Seven Swords is not low, but everyone has to keep some for career development, so don't say a hundred, it is fifty gold coins, and he will also be there!

It's a bit of a regret to go down the drain. One kick up, no kick! One more kick, still not kicked! He was about to kick the third kick, only to find that the audience had already laughed and leaned back! After a while, his eyes drooped, and he saw that the snowman on the Tianshan Mountain was quietly moving back! No wonder you can't kick it yourself! "Don't move, you kid, or I won't give you a copper plate!"

Kicked!

Even people were kicked away! It's been a busy time again.

The silly brother was happy, and pushed everyone away: "Let me go, the silly brother will also sing a few words to you!" ”

I didn't be a big brother for years......

I don't like cold eyes......

……

Don't be cold to me

Don't be angry with me

I...... Will turn the other cheek!

……

The lyrics aren't quite right, it's okay, this is the silly brother version!

After singing the song, everyone applauded.

The stupid brother was still unsatisfied, and pulled out a handful of dog legs more than two feet long: "Your kicking lollipops are not exciting enough, who dares to try the stupid brother's knife splitting lollipops?" ”

Although the dog's leg is a short weapon, the slashing power is amazing. Silly brother's dog legs are also armed with golden quality. Coupled with the stupid brother's fierce appearance with a horse face, no one really dares to go on it. Game PK and street fighting, those are two feelings. Su Cheng glanced at Fu Tao, and Fu Tao also understood: It's time to squeeze toothpaste!

went to the stage in vain: "How is the stupid brother going to perform?" ”

"This is my weapon when I was younger, and now I use it, it's a little lighter! I'll give it to you when the performance is complete! ”

"You're not a standard weapon, are you?"

"Hehe, a little eyesight! In this case, along with the technique, it will also be passed on to you - this move is called back slash! It's a street fighting technique. What kind of skill is this, let's talk about it after seeing it! ”

Still the lollipop in his mouth, the stupid brother looked at the distance slightly, swung the knife around the top of his head and charged it down, and smashed the candy with one knife, and then turned his hand and used the back of the knife to knock the remaining candy handle away from the corner of his mouth. With the level of Silly Brother not less than level 40, if this move hits all the hits and goes down the drain, it will be a second-kill result!

said that it is a back slash, and if you are familiar with this move, you can also use the blade to slash twice, or you can use the back of the knife to slash the second time, and you can also use the blade to slash the opponent's face: "The blade is twice the damage." The second slash from the back of the knife has a chance of being disabled. If the blade hits the second time, it will have a blinding effect! Alas, I haven't been a big brother for many years, and I haven't used street fighting tricks for a long time, here you go! After speaking, the stupid brother threw the dog's leg directly from the stage to King Kong Cat, instead of giving it to waste.

"You just give it to me, and I can only give it to him!" ”

The back slash skill requires the use of a heavier single-edged short weapon. The Rogue class has a bonus to this move. Dasha explained, and a total of five people on the scene learned this skill: King Kong Cat, Twilight Orange, Wasted, Blood at First Sight, and Gold Rush Boy.

It has been less than five days since Gold Rush joined the Seven Swords, and he has learned two skills. Thinking back to the difficulties in the game before, he secretly made up his mind: Seven Swords Studio, I must stay here! When the wine was hot, the Tianshan Wonder Man summoned a war horse for the foolish brother to appreciate: "Silly brother, how about you take a look at my mount?" "He found the wrong target, Dasha is an NPC defense, and when he goes into battle, he is a heavy infantry, and he has no chance to ride a horse at all.

Dasha stepped forward and patted the black horse's neck: "What kind of broken horse is this?" I used to buy horses, and they were all world-class thoroughbreds, and they cost thousands of gold coins to buy a horse! Your horse is worth a few hundred gold coins at most! ”

You are an expert in betting on horses, and you are a husband in Soma! The wonder man of the Tianshan found a boring one, so he wanted to take the horse back.

Dasha waved his hand: "You wait! I've heard that good horses drink too, come on, come on, try it, see if you dark horses can drink! ”

Knowing that the stupid brother was joking, Liu Tianshan didn't dare to offend him, so he had to bring a large plate, pour several glasses of spirits in it, and bring it to the carbon head. The carbon head snorted, hissed rhythmically, and sucked the wine on the plate clean in one gulp!

"I'll go! Tianshan, you horse is a drunkard! Everyone joked.

Tianshan Wonder Man was stunned on the spot, and he didn't even react to the carbon head arching his face with a horse's mouth full of alcohol. "It's gone!" The miner's leader shouted, poured all the wine in front of everyone on a large plate one by one, served it to the carbon head, and drank it all again!

"The intimacy of the carbon head is rising very quickly, super fast!!"

Is there such a thing? Both Sonic Man and Twilight Orange summoned their horses and began to give them drink. Unlike the Wonder of the Heavenly Mountains, these two people were generously called to entertain, and each put a barrel of the best oat wine on their horses!

"Frost City Notice: The intimacy between Shengshengman and his mount Uyunna has reached 100%, and the quality of his mount has improved after completing the task of opening the door of the Frost City mount system. From now on, Frost City players can get mounts by hatching eggs! ”

This accomplishes a task that so many people can't solve? For a while, I don't know how many players who were staring at their mounts were staring at each other.

As a mount obtained before the opening mission, the three war horses of the Seven Swords are all of blue quality, and at this time, Wuyunna has been improved to gold quality, except that all attributes are higher than the carbon head and ink feather (the name of Su Cheng's mount), and the horse standing there has a faint layer of golden brilliance all over his body. "Speed up to eight times the player's walking speed! Hehe, I'm sorry, Brother Shan, I robbed you of the opportunity to be on TV! ”

The intimacy between Shengshengman and the mount was originally much higher than the intimacy between the Tianshan Wonder Man and the mount, and it was not difficult to cut off the beard at all.

The wonder man of the Tianshan Mountains was 'furious', and he drank the big plate in his hand! No, this is the wine I just drank from the horse! As he spouted a sip of wine, he received a prompt: "You and your mount are 100% intimate!" ”

The benefits of completing the Mount Opening Quest are, of course, more than just a small improvement in the quality of individual mounts. When Voiceman participates in mount-related missions in the future, his team will have a 20% chance of getting a higher quality mount! But this time, Qin Xiaoman learned to be obedient, and she just notified Su Cheng, Fu Tao, and Bai Yiyi in a private chat - the others, who is qualified to know, with the three of you in charge, I will be relieved!

Drinking can't be drank, singing, dancing are common means of fun, plus a drink of work Seven Swords can get a task with excellent rewards, can put the inaugural task of a combat profession on the table, and celebrate it! This group of people started with the silly brother, taking turns to perform and drink.

Players are not drunk, even if they are walking against the wall and singing out of tune, they are all drunk, but NPCs are not. The stupid brother felt like he was going to float...... Well, no, it's a little cold!

"Murderous!" The stupid brother screamed and sat up: There is still a group of people from the Seven Swords Mercenary Group in front of him, all of whom are adventurers of low rank, who can make himself feel unsafe?

The people of the Seven Swords didn't make a fuss anymore, everyone looked at Brother Silly, or rather, at the people behind Brother Silly.

Seeing that everyone was looking at him, the stupid brother was a little inexplicable, and when he looked at them one by one, he saw the Tianshan Wonder Man rolling his eyes at himself, and he was stumped......

The silly brother didn't think much about it, his body shrank down, and a little cold star appeared in his hand, stabbing at the back of his head and neck like lightning. He forgot again, this is the Copper Orange Bar!

Before the stupid brother's knife light skimmed his nose, the whole person was captured by an invisible big hand, and before others could figure it out, they were tied back to the pillar of the hall! After a glance of his triangular eyes, he saw that behind his seat just now, there was a withered old man standing on his head, with gray and messy hair, looking at him with a smile. The stupid brother was really scared silly now: "You...... Who are you tnd? Dare to use the protection of the Copper Orange Bar to play with labor and management? Lord, help you silly! ”

It's hard to help this favor, this old man, I can't afford to offend!

"Silly brother!" Lord Twilight Orange said, "This is ...... It's a master who goes down the drain. Everyone knows each other, and they are all their own people! Well, let me ask the old gentleman first, how did you offend him, okay? ”

"How could I offend such a bad old man? Labor and management are mixed on the streets at a young age, but the thing of bullying the old man and the little girl has never been done by labor and management! ”

The old man smiled: "If it weren't for this, the old man wouldn't have cleaned you up so cheaply today!" Besides, you haven't bullied the old man ......, but the old man also came from a young age and grew old from a laborer! Just because you don't have the ability to bully an old man doesn't mean that you haven't bullied an old man. You said no? "The old man stretched out his hand and stroked his messy hair, and changed the name of the 'old drunkard' to three golden characters 'Li Si'an'!

The stupid brother opened his mouth, and a trace of saliva dripped down: "It's you?!" ”

When the old man saw that the stupid brother remembered himself, his face turned cold, and he raised his leg to the place where the stupid brother was sitting just now.

He immediately served a cup of the most expensive 'Fire Dragon Blue Lotus' in the Copper Orange Bar, and handed it to Li Si'an with respectful hands: "Master, use it slowly!" ”

Li Si'an picked up the wine glass and put it to his nose to smell: "Strong red wine, and I have also soaked in fire magic crystals." Green wine in the middle, with a hint of mint. What kind of wine is this? ”

The bartender stood tall and was about to speak, but was gagged with a gold coin. Such a good sycophant opportunity, no one is allowed to rob it with Brother Peach! "Master, you are really a master of wine! That's exactly right - in this cocktail, the red wine in the outer ring is a dry red that has been soaked in fire magic crystals and distilled twice when soaked. In the middle of this is mint wine...... Mint wine is usually given to women, and it is inevitable that you can't drink it! This is our Copper Orange Bar's signature drink - Fire Dragon Bihe! ”

Li Si'an tasted it slightly, smacked his lips, and suddenly drank the cup: "Good wine." ”

As a result of the empty cup with a smile on his face, he handed another cup: "This cup is called Flaming Red Lips!" You taste it! ”

Li Si'an took the wine glass and put it on the table: "The wine tasting did not say continuously!" That's called drinking horses! Wait a minute! That fool sergeant, what's going on? I'm pretty familiar with you! ”

I'll shoot the horses' ass, pat the horses' hooves, you guys! Falling aside, "Let's ask Twilight Orange to talk about this!" ”

"Did the trip go well?" Seeing Li Si'an nodding slightly, Su Cheng smiled: "Congratulations on untying your heart knot!" He told the Seven Swords Labor Army and the big fool who made friends in the barracks: "I feel that this person is upright, and he has served in the army for a long time, and there is no one outside the barracks, so leaving him here is also the last thing for the labor army!" You always want to punish him, but you don't have the ability to stop him! Even if you are old and from the military, if you can explain the entanglement between the two of you when you beat and scold him, I can't say it, I am willing to help you teach this young invisible guy a lesson! ”

The big fool who said something was tearful! Good brother, if you can beat you stupid brother for this old man, the stupid brother will repay you when he turns around and treats you as a cow and a horse! Don't let this old man do anything to me—Grandmaster, you can knock out my level of stupid brother!"

Li Si'an looked at the Lord, and then at Dasha, he also heard the Lord's plea: "You go and search to see if he has a purple dagger on him, there is a chance of freezing!" "The old man understands people, knows the power of the statue of Hermes, and gives it to the lord what he dare not do.

Dasha is not stupid: "Uncle Li! Lee Daishi!! The little ones shouldn't trick you into drinking for a single trick! Your Purple Thunder Frost is still locked in my cabinet! Not on me! You let me go, and your drinks here are all on my head! I'll get you something right away, right away, right away! ”

The old man is also a soldier! Although it is a township army, he also knows the rules of the barracks: "Fools don't talk about calves!" If you enter the barracks and don't come out, can I still break in and find you? You're here for me! When will you get the old man's weapon back, and when will the old man let you go! Otherwise, you just wait for the old man to clean you up with punishment! ”

Dasha was helpless, and Li Si'an began to explain the entanglement between him and Dasha.

It is said that back then, Li Si'an was also a well-known figure on the rivers and lakes. Unlike others, he is a lone wolf, and his main business is not to be said. Once, Li Si'an took the private collection of another gangster, and he got a revenge. That big guy couldn't beat Li Si'an, so he found a hairy fool who had just stepped into the rivers and lakes - this fool has no other skills, and he can overturn a table by drinking! The big guy taught the fool and Li Si'an to 'meet by chance' in the restaurant, and they began to fight for wine in a few words.

"Although the old man's strength is far better than that of a fool, this amount of alcohol is really not comparable to him. He stole the weapon after being overturned. Without his usual weapon, the old man couldn't beat the big guy. This hiding is twenty years! Li Si'an snorted: "If it weren't for taking your competition double star this time, I would have been sure to teach that guy a lesson, the old man didn't know how long he would have to hide!" You say, should the old man avenge this revenge? ”

This is really a 'blood feud', fortunately you don't know that Dasha can overturn you, all thanks to the 'Thornwood Seed Hangover Pill'!

The stupid brother was tied to the pillar, and at this time, he gave the Seven Swords people a crooked look, and his upper and lower lips were twisted into three petals, and he finally saw that no one would betray him, so he breathed a sigh of relief!

Tianshan Wonder Man came over with a glass of water: "Silly brother, do you want to drink water?" ”

Dasha knew in his heart that this was for good: "Drink, drink!" Thank you, big brother, if you have a sip of water from a silly brother in the future, silly brother will never make you thirsty! ”

(End of chapter)