Metamorphosis - Many Disasters (26)
Along the way, there are some beautiful scenery along the way, and it is relatively rare to see a large market town or something. After a few more days of walking, the corners of some houses were faintly revealed in the heavy woods ahead.
Well, I finally saw the fireworks in the world. I breathed a sigh of relief and said.
When I walked to the house, I saw it clearly, it turned out to be a yard, about three or five families, messily scattered there. But the courtyard was quiet, there was no sound at all, and there was no human figure to be seen. But there were a few chickens in the yard, and they were clucking when they saw us.
We stopped a few feet away from the courtyard, and Senior Brother Sha said, "Senior Brother and Second Senior Brother, you wait here for the time being, and wait for me to call the door, so as not to scare them." Brother Monkey said: Okay, you can go quickly.
After that, Senior Brother Sha went forward. Senior Brother Sha walked to one of the doors and knocked on the door, "Knock knock", "Knock knock", "Knock knock", "Knock knock...... I knocked there for a long time, but no one came out to answer the door.
So Senior Brother Sha walked to another door and knocked: Knock knock, knock knock, knock knock...... I knocked for a long time, but no one came out to answer the door. In this way, Senior Brother Sha knocked on almost all the doors, but still did not see a single figure. I was impatient, and said to Brother Monkey: Brother Monkey, it seems that this is an empty city, and it is estimated that no one lives there, so let's go up and have a look. Brother Monkey thought for a moment and said: Let's go.
So we stood with Senior Brother Sha. When Senior Brother Sha saw us going, he said to us with a confused face: "It's strange, Senior Brother and Second Senior Brother, it seems that no one lives in these houses!" Brother Monkey didn't say anything, just leaned his eyes closer to a door to take a look. I said Brother Monkey, you are in trouble, don't you just push the door? After saying that, I went up and pushed the door directly.
Strange to say, I just pushed it lightly, and the door actually opened! What's the matter, Brother Monkey, it's better to be more direct! After pushing the door open, I poked my head in and looked around, and confirmed that there was no one inside, so I said to Brother Monkey and Senior Brother Sha: It seems that the owner of this house has moved, but fortunately the door was not locked, otherwise we will have to work hard. After that, I took the lead and walked in. The room was dark, and I couldn't see what was going on.
Senior Brother Sha said: Second Senior Brother, can't you open the window in front of you to see clearly?
Hearing what Senior Brother Sha said, I noticed that there was a window very close to me, so I opened it easily. Sure enough, the room was lit up, and the sight became clear.
Wow! There are even fruits! Brother Monkey exclaimed in surprise. After saying that, he went to grab it and ate it. Senior Brother Sha said: Senior brother, it doesn't seem good for us to do this, since there are still such fresh fruits here, it proves that there are still people living here; Wouldn't it seem rude for us to start eating without saying hello to others? Whatever! Lao Sun only knows that he wants to eat when he is hungry, and the others are temporarily aside; Later, when the master comes back, I will give him the money, and I will buy it with him! Brother Monkey said.
Hearing Brother Monkey say this, Senior Brother Sha also began to eat fruits. The old pig is not interested in fruits, and he will not settle like Senior Brother Sha, so I decided to find something else to eat.
So I went to another room, which was the same black and black, and I couldn't see my fingers, so I searched for a long time before I finally found the switch of the light.
The moment the light was turned on, I was stunned: it was clearly a kitchen, and in addition to the stove was a table, and there were some cupboards, water tanks, pots and pans, and so on; I was stunned because the table in front of me was full of food, and it was steaming!
So I said "ah", and then I sat down at the table and ate a lot, not thinking about how these meals came from, who their owners were, and where they went, I only knew that if I didn't hurry up now, the old pig's stomach would no longer be able to support it.
I guess I heard an "ah", because Brother Monkey and Senior Brother Sha's heads poked in after a while: Idiot! What's the matter? Seeing that I was sitting in front of a large table of food, and seeing that I was gobbling it up, Brother Monkey and Senior Brother Sha were also stunned, not knowing what was going on.
Senior Brother Sha said: Second Senior Brother, where did this food come from?
I said while putting rice in my mouth: I don't know, the old pig saw it as soon as he came in!
Brother Monkey came over and snatched the dishes and chopsticks from my hand, and said: Idiot, you are so unconscious, how can you move other people's food casually?
I was not convinced, and said Brother Monkey, don't you also eat this master's fruit outside? Brother Monkey said that it is different, this meal is a staple food, not the same as fruit, how can you eat it casually? If the master comes back later, he will not be able to speak and refuse to forgive us, then he will not be able to eat anything.
Senior Brother Sha also helped and said: That's right, Second Senior Brother, let's eat some fruit first, you are too reckless like this.
As a last resort, I had no choice but to put down the dishes and chopsticks angrily, and muttered while getting up: You can't find food yourself, and now let my old pig find it, and you still don't let me eat! Really!
Senior Brother Sha comforted and said: Second Senior Brother, don't worry, it seems that there are still people living in this house; Later, when the owner of this house returns, we will explain the situation to him, and then we will have to eat, won't we have to eat? That's right, and you don't have to worry about what others say.
I didn't speak, just took an apple handed over by Senior Brother Sha and bit it. Compared to fragrant meals, apples have a much less flavorful taste.
While eating, we talked and said that we didn't know who the owner of this house was. How did you come to settle in such a place? There wasn't even a decent field around.
Just as we were discussing, there was a sudden burst of melodious piano sounds in the distance, which seemed to be absent, if far and near, and it sounded refreshing.
The euphemistic sound of the piano continued, and Senior Brother Sha said, "Alas, it would be nice if someone could play the piano next to me every time I eat; Just like now, it's delicious! I joked to Senior Brother Sha and said that in the future, wouldn't you just find a pianist's wife? Keep it as you wish! Speaking of women, Senior Brother Sha looked embarrassed again, and even seemed to be red.
Brother Monkey hurriedly played a round and said: Don't say it, eat first! Eat first!
Suddenly, there was a sound of "hum~~~~", and the sound of the piano in the distance raised the pitch, startling us, so that the apples that Senior Brother Sha was eating fell to the ground in fright. I said that this piano player is too messy, how can there be such a score?
The humming had stopped, but I felt a headache, a violent one, as if my head was going to explode. So I hurriedly put down the apple in my hand and hugged my head with my hand.
Immediately afterwards, Brother Monkey and Senior Brother Sha also reacted in the same way, and they both hugged their heads with their hands and screamed, looking very painful.
After a while, the humming sound died down, and our headache was cured.
Senior Brother Sha said it's really strange, how can this phenomenon occur? The three of them had a headache together.
I said it was okay, maybe it was a coincidence! Come, keep eating!
But Brother Monkey ignored our conversation, and he ran to the door like a detective and looked around, then ran out to look again, and then came in.
Senior Brother Sha asked Brother Monkey what he was doing out?
Go out and find a youkai! Without waiting for Brother Monkey to answer Senior Brother Sha's question, I said.
Brother Monkey glared at me, and then said to Senior Brother Sha: The sound of the piano just now was a little strange, and Lao Sun wanted to know who was playing the piano, but he didn't see a single figure.
Senior Brother Sha said thoughtfully: It is estimated that it is a cowherd baby on the mountain; Forget it, let's eat first. To tell the truth, the old pig had no interest in these things, so after eating two apples I never ate them again, so I sat there and waited until the owner of the house came back, and then the old pig could eat rice.
When he was thinking wildly, the sound of the piano sounded again, still as tactful as before, as if there was nothing, if far and near. Brother Monkey listened sideways for a while, probably not feeling anything unusual, so he began to eat his fruit again.
The melodious sound of the piano continued gracefully for a while, and suddenly, the sound of the piano was raised again, "buzzing", and the ears were numb.
I couldn't stand it anymore, so I hurriedly covered my ears with my hands, but I didn't want my head to start hurting again, it seemed to be more intense than the previous one. Brother Monkey and Senior Brother Sha were the same, and even the fruit they were eating in their hands was thrown to the ground indiscriminately.
"Ahh Brother Monkey flipped out of the door with a fight, and tried to stand up and look around while rolling, but unfortunately he tried several times without success, and each time he was hit to the ground by the sound of the "buzzing". I don't know how long it lasted, but the sound of the piano finally stopped anyway, when we all felt like we were going to collapse.
This time, we can confirm Brother Monkey's previous guess, it must be the sound of the piano that makes our heads hurt. Senior Brother Sha said: Senior brother, you are right, let's go out together to see where the sound of the piano comes from!
Just as we were about to stand up, a figure flashed in; When I looked closely, it turned out to be a sister-in-law, wearing a straw hat and carrying a basket, and she was also looking at us in a daze. I thought that this was probably the owner of the house, so I hurriedly went up to say hello: Hello sister-in-law, we are passing by here, and we want to ask you to buy something to eat, but I accidentally disturbed you.
The woman looked at me with a scrutinizing gaze for a while, but did not speak, and then looked at Brother Monkey and Senior Brother Sha.
Brother Monkey and Senior Brother Sha also hurriedly made a gesture forward, saying that we didn't mean to offend, we just wanted to buy something to eat. The "sister-in-law" finally spoke: You are the one who dared to steal food just now?
How do you know? I was very curious, it seemed that she had just come back from the mountains, how could she say, "I just stole food", as if she knew it as soon as we entered the house.
The woman took off her straw hat and put the basket in the house as she entered the house and said, "I won't tell you, our sisters can know everything found in this house from a hundred meters away, and you heard the two piano sounds just now?" That's a warning to you not to eat indiscriminately.
I see! I wondered why the barren mountains and mountains didn't lock the door?
Seeing that my sister-in-law was taking the melon out of the basket, I hurriedly went up to help, and asked while helping: Sister-in-law, you said "how many sisters are we", could it be that you are not the only one living in this house?
The woman looked up at me suspiciously, and then said, "What do you mean by that?"
I was afraid that she had misunderstood, so I hurriedly explained: It's nothing, the old pig is just curious, because I saw more than one person's dishes and chopsticks on the kitchen table before, so I asked.
The woman saw the reason I explained, and told the truth, yes, the five of us sisters have been living in seclusion for several years, and the housing here is ours.
Senior Brother Sha said: "Eldest sister, the sound of the piano you played just now is so powerful, and my head is still hurting.
The woman smiled and said that it was for the sisters to defend themselves, and if they met someone with bad intentions, they would use the sound of the harp to repel them.
You guys are amazing! I said from the bottom of my heart. I was helping the woman pack the basket, and Brother Monkey and Senior Brother Sha stood by and watched us, listening to us by the way.
It's not that the old pig brags, communicating with women, the old pig is definitely better than Brother Monkey and Senior Brother Sha.
When the basket was finished, the woman got up, told us to sit still, and said that she would add a few more dishes when her sisters returned, and that we would eat together.
Senior Brother Sha said: Then thank you eldest sister.
So the three of us were still sitting in the room outside, and the woman went in the direction of the kitchen.
Just when we were secretly glad that we were not criticized, the woman suddenly screamed. The three of us immediately gathered around and asked, "Sister, what's wrong?"
The woman looked at us with an almost angry look and said, "You actually stole our sister's food!"
Oh, this is a terrible thing, because the old pig was in a hurry just now, and forgot to erase the traces of what he had eaten; This is a big problem.
Sure enough, the woman became angry and told us to sit there and not move, otherwise we would look good. Because we were unreasonable first, we had to sit down obediently.
When the woman saw that we were all seated, she went out the door.
After a while, the woman returned, followed by several women of her age, all carrying baskets in unison. The woman pointed to us and said to the other women, "That! It's just a few of them, not only did they steal the fruit, but even the food was ruined by them!
Seeing that the situation was not good, we immediately explained nonsense, Brother Monkey said that we really had no intention of offending, all because we were too hungry, Senior Brother Sha said that the second senior brother only ate a few bites, and I said that the old pig did not know that there was an owner in this house.
Hearing that we were all looking for reasons, the woman before became more and more angry, and said: It's just a matter of stealing fruits, and even daring to touch things in other people's kitchens, it's really not educated at all! The woman said that she had planned to add a few more dishes for us to consume, but now it seemed impossible.
The women next to the woman also talked about it, saying that we were not educated at all, and one woman said that our parents did not teach us well! The women's shouting and scolding lasted for about twenty minutes, and Brother Monkey finally couldn't take it anymore, so he stood up and scolded them, saying that we were just reckless, but there was no malice; What's more, I've been scolding for so long, why don't you know how to close it?
When Brother Monkey said this, we also felt that Brother Monkey was reasonable, so we also helped Brother Monkey scold them.
The quarrel between five women and three men came and went in this small courtyard, and I don't know if it could be heard in the valley in the distance, anyway, the old pig thought it was quite loud.
After scolding for a while, the women suddenly stopped, and at first I thought they were going to make peace with us, but then I realized that it was not the case at all, because they had taken a very petite but very delicate lute from their backs, and then they surrounded us.
Brother Monkey said: If something is wrong, they must use the trick that gave us a headache just now; Let's go!
After Brother Monkey finished speaking, he took the lead and ran towards the door. Brother Monkey fled quickly, and he arrived at the door in a blink of an eye. But before we could go out of the room, the "buzzing" sound of the piano sounded, and our heads began to hurt again, and finally we couldn't even bother to run for our lives, so we rolled on the spot.
The pain was so bad that I had no choice but to beg those eldest sisters for mercy, saying that we would not leave, and you would do whatever you wanted! The women ignored it and played the piano correctly. I thought that they must have seen that Brother Monkey and Senior Brother Sha hadn't expressed their position yet, so they said to Brother Monkey and Senior Brother Sha: You two hurry up and admit your mistakes! Otherwise, this hard life will be endless! Brother Monkey said that it was just my old pig's trouble, and it had nothing to do with him, so he wouldn't admit his mistake. I said Brother Monkey, you can figure it out, even if the old pig is the main culprit, we are all the way, then you can be called an accomplice, right? Hurry up and admit it!
Senior Brother Sha also felt that what I said was reasonable, so he also persuaded Brother Monkey to beg for mercy. Sure enough, Brother Monkey and Senior Brother Sha stopped playing the piano in order to beg for mercy from the women.
At first the woman spoke: Speak! How do you intend to show your sincerity? I was about to speak, but Senior Brother Sha stopped me; Senior Brother Sha said: Ladies and sisters, this is your territory, and you can say it!
I immediately understood what Senior Brother Sha meant, so I also said: Yes! That's right! You can do whatever you say, anyway, we are not in a hurry, and it will be okay to stay for a few days.
Seeing that our attitude was more sincere, the woman nodded and said: This is fine, let you know the consequences of not following the rules. The woman thought for a while before she said, "Well, I'll punish you for helping us chop wood and carry water for three days, what's the matter?" Chopping wood and carrying water? It doesn't seem like it's meant to punish people, is it? It's like a servant's job.
Although I thought so in my heart, I didn't say it, and I still said very happily in my mouth: Good sister, you have the final say! Brother Monkey has been watching coldly during this process, as if he is still unconvinced.
The woman said, "If you dare to run away, then don't blame our sisters for being unkind." Senior Brother Sha said, how dare you! Three days, right, we'll do our best.
The women glanced at each other before the encirclement was lifted. The three of us sat down again, and seeing that Brother Monkey still had a sad face, I comforted him and said: Brother Monkey, it's okay, it's going to be three days very fast, and it's gone in a flash; Want to open some! Senior Brother Sha said yes, Senior Brother, just take a break and rest, we are tired enough along the way. So Brother Monkey stopped talking.
That night we slept in the next room, where she usually used to stack firewood, but now she had moved a little space to lay the floor for us. I said good sister, you are not a little family, and you don't consider making room for us in such a large room, but you want us to sleep in this messy place!
The eldest sister said: Temporarily wronged and wronged you, three days, it will pass quickly, if you behave well, maybe I will let you go in advance; There is no room, how can you be allowed to enter the sisters' room? After finishing speaking, the eldest sister walked away, leaving us stunned.
Brother Monkey looked annoyed, and couldn't help complaining about my gluttony, saying that if I hadn't touched their food in the first place, wouldn't there be nothing? I said that the old pig was just hungry, where could I think of so much, besides, at that time, you said that no one lived in the old pig before he dared to eat! Do you still dare to be hard-mouthed? Brother Monkey was even more annoyed.
Never mind! Never mind! Senior Brother Sha played a round on the side: Senior brother and second senior brother, you all don't say a word, it's useless to complain after the matter has come to this point, let's rest and rest first, and we will have to go up the mountain with them to chop wood later! Brother Monkey died down.
As soon as he lay down, Brother Monkey sat up, and then ran to the window of the firewood room and looked around. Senior Brother Sha asked: Brother Monkey, what are you doing? Brother Monkey looked around for a while before coming back, sat down and whispered to us: Let's escape! Not okay? Senior Brother Sha was a little worried: Didn't we already promise others? What kind of business is it to run away again; Besides, the sound of the piano is not so good, if they catch it again, they will not let us go easily.
Although I am also afraid of the humming sound of the piano, I still agree with Brother Monkey's statement and think that escaping is a good choice. There is a reason why I think so, the main one is that the old pig is afraid of hard work, and cutting wood and carrying water are all hard work, right? Afraid of what? Wouldn't it be okay to keep them from finding out and recovering after escaping? Even if the sound of the piano is strong, the old pig doesn't believe that it can be transmitted thousands of miles away!
Senior Brother Sha thought about it for a while, probably because he felt that what I said made sense, tilted his head and thought for a while, and then said: Senior brother and second senior brother, I still don't think this is good. Senior Brother Sha objected, and Brother Monkey fell into deep thought again.
Just as I was also actively thinking about an escape strategy, there was a knock on the door.
Senior Brother Sha went out to open it and took a look, it turned out to be the eldest sister who had arranged our accommodation just now.
Senior Brother Sha asked politely: Eldest sister, what are your orders?
The woman looked inside us for a moment, and then said, "Could it be that you are talking about escaping?" Let's tell you the truth, don't expect to, obediently do it for three days, and we will naturally let you go; There's no way to escape! When the women said this, they were categorical, as if they had laid a net of heaven and earth, and we must have been unable to escape.
Seeing that our thoughts were seen through by her, I hurriedly stood up and greeted him and said respectfully: Good sister, where do we dare to escape? Don't worry, if there is anything you command, the old pig will do his best! When I said this, I looked like I was loyal and courageous.
The woman squinted at me and said: It's better to do that, otherwise you will look good if you are caught!
Senior Brother Sha and I hurriedly replied, "Okay! Good! You can rest assured!
All right, go in and rest! The woman said.
Senior Brother Sha and I replied as we stepped back, "Okay! Okay!
Just when Senior Brother Sha was about to close the door, the woman took the first step to close the door. I thought that this eldest sister was really considerate, and even such a nuanced thing did it for us.
Just when I felt that it was beautiful, I suddenly heard a "clang" sound, as if it was the sound of a lock.
Senior Brother Sha was excited, and hurriedly went up to open the door, but unfortunately he couldn't open it.
Senior Brother Sha turned around and said to me and Brother Monkey: Senior Brother Second Senior Brother, no, we are locked in the house!
When Brother Monkey heard this, another Gulu stood up, ran to the door at a trot, and pulled him up hard. It was clear that the door had been locked from the outside, and a large iron lock could be faintly seen through the crack in the door.
Stinky woman! Fool us! Brother Monkey was furious and couldn't help but scream and curse.
Senior Brother Sha hurriedly "shh …… A woman's voice rang out outside the door: "You are rude! We're just afraid you'll escape, so we're locking you up, and we'll let you out when we're working!" Then the dark shadow in the crack in the door dodged away, and it seemed that the woman had left.
I suddenly thought of a question, so I hurriedly came to the crack in the door and shouted: Good sister, what should we do if we want to boo later? There was no sound outside, and just as I was about to shout again, the shadow flashed again, blocking the light from coming through the crack in the door. Then, a woman's voice came: If you want to be convenient, shout, someone will open the door for you! Then the shadow moved again, as if ready to leave.
Good sister, if you all don't anymore, won't we have to pee our pants? I hurriedly shouted again. The dark shadow in the crack of the door paused for a moment, and no sound came from there, and then the black shadow disappeared.
I leaned over the crack in the door and looked out. Senior Brother Sha patted me on the shoulder and said, "Second Senior Brother, if they are no longer there, then we will urinate in this firewood room, anyway, it will only be three days, and we will not live for a long time." I felt that Senior Brother Sha was very reasonable, so I withdrew it.
Senior Brother Sha said: Senior brother, forget it, let's help them do three days of work, it's not a big deal. Brother Monkey didn't speak, and then all three of us lay down and went to sleep.
It was already afternoon when we were woken up, and there was a sharp knock at the door.
I heard the knock on the door, and shouted, "Who?" Call the door early in the morning!
The door was opened by Senior Brother Sha. Senior Brother Sha opened it and looked at it, and then shouted: Senior brother and second senior brother, it was the eldest sister who came over to tell us to get up!
When I heard that it was a woman who was coming, I hurriedly got up, and said as I got up: "Good sister, do you have breakfast?"
The woman said, "It's only afternoon, and it's still early for breakfast!" Who's confused, right?
Afternoon? I squinted my eyes and looked outside, and sure enough, it was sunny outside.
The woman said, "Come out quickly, we are going up the mountain!"
Coming with you? Senior Brother Sha seemed to be surprised.
If you don't come with us, will you go it alone? You're trying to run away again, aren't you? The woman said with a suspicious look. No! No! Senior Brother Sha hurriedly denied it: I'm just asking! After that, the woman threw down a sentence: Hurry up! After that, he walked away.
Seeing that Senior Brother Sha looked depressed, I enlightened him and said: Senior Brother Sha, this is a good thing; As the saying goes, "men and women are not tired of working together", and the old pig with a few sisters next to him is more powerful; Don't pick any more, these sisters are all good-looking, behave well, maybe one of them will fall in love with you!
Second Senior Brother, where do you want to go? Senior Brother Sha hurriedly pleaded: I mean a few big men are working behind a few little women, how embarrassing it would be if someone saw it? Besides, a few pairs of lonely men and widows walked together, and they were seen and couldn't gossip.
I said Senior Brother Sha, you think too much, there are more than a few figures in this barren mountain and wild mountains, how can anyone laugh at us? Besides, none of them women are afraid of this, so what are we big men afraid of? Senior Brother Sha looked thoughtful when he heard this. Without waiting for Senior Brother Sha to react, Brother Monkey spoke again: Little woman? Cut! Don't treat them like little women! Haven't you seen their methods? I don't know how many times more powerful than our big men! I said, anyway, you don't treat them as women, just talk casually.
Brother Monkey looked at me with a strange look. I hurriedly explained: Brother Monkey, don't get me wrong, the old pig doesn't mean that! Which means? Do you know what my grandson thinks? Brother Monkey said. This time it was my turn to be speechless.
When we went out, the five sisters were already standing in the courtyard, all looking at our room. Senior Brother Sha walked in the front, smiling as he walked, facing the women. I'm sorry to keep you waiting! Brother Monkey only "cut" it. The woman said that she would take us up the mountain to chop wood, and then she hugged us up the hill like prisoners; We're caught in the middle.
I noticed that they still carried their own lutes with them even when they went up to work in the mountains.
I said to the sisters in the back: Good sister, don't you feel tired carrying that thing on your back every day? The woman behind me glanced at me and then stopped talking, staring straight ahead.
That afternoon we had gathered three bundles of dry firewood, and after we had moved back panting, we lay motionless in the firewood room until it was time for dinner. When we were eating, I realized that they still had to carry the firewood we had chopped back to the market town in the distance to sell, no wonder they had to cut so much.
The next morning we went up the mountain again, also to chop wood; Towards noon, the women beckoned us to fetch water, saying that there was not much water in the tank. I was stunned when I saw their water tank, where is the water tank! It's literally a pond! No wonder they want us to carry water, it seems that it is very reasonable.
The afternoon was better, and the woman said that in order to let us take a rest, she specially asked us to help them pick up the beans, that is, to pick out the impurities in the beans. When I went to bed at night, Brother Monkey was calling "oops, oops".
Senior Brother Sha said: Senior brother, it will be better for you to lie flat, and it will be more painful to sleep on your side.
In the middle of the night, I was suddenly woken up by Brother Monkey and Senior Brother Sha. I said impatiently: What is the matter? I'll talk about it tomorrow! After a long day's work, my whole body seemed to be falling apart, and I didn't have any energy at all. Brother Monkey is still whispering: Idiot! Nerds!
As a last resort, I straightened up half of my body and asked: Brother Monkey! What's the matter? Three more in the middle of the night! Brother Monkey "shh After I got up, I found that Senior Brother Sha had woken up at some point.
What's the matter? Brother Monkey. I asked again.
Get up, let's discuss something! Brother Monkey said.
What's going on? I wondered: wouldn't it be better to discuss during the day? Do you want to do it in the middle of the night?
Brother Monkey said: Idiot! Let's talk about escaping! Escape? I'm puzzled: Didn't you say before you said that you should wait until you finish these three days before leaving? Brother Monkey said: If you want to stay here alone, idiot, you can stay here, anyway, Lao Sun can't stand it, anyway, Lao Sun is going to slip away quietly! Seeing Brother Monkey's resolute attitude, I hurriedly changed my words and said: Hey, Brother Monkey, don't say that, if you want to go, just go together, you can talk about it, how to escape? Those good sisters locked the doors! Senior Brother Sha also came up and listened attentively.
Brother Monkey lowered his voice and said: Lao Sun doesn't plan to escape tonight...... When is that? I can't wait to ask.
Tomorrow! Brother Monkey said very simply.
Tomorrow? Aren't we going up the mountain tomorrow to work? Where's the opportunity? Senior Brother Sha said yes, Senior Brother, we've only been a day, and there are still two days to go! Those women will definitely watch us.
Brother Monkey lowered his voice: I just want to run away when I work tomorrow!
Will it work? Senior Brother Sha said.
Why not? Listen to me; We'll work harder tomorrow, and those women will let their guard down when they see them, and if we are a little farther apart, then we'll have a chance to escape." Senior Brother Sha and I looked at each other, as if they didn't quite understand.
Brother Monkey, aren't you afraid of women playing the piano?
The old pig is afraid! I said.
Brother Monkey said: Idiot, why are you so stupid, according to our speed, we have already gone away by the time those women react, no matter how powerful their piano sounds, it can't help us.
Senior Brother Sha nodded thoughtfully after hearing this, and then said: "Senior brother, you can do this way, as long as we act quickly, it is estimated that there is no problem, but I always feel that it is not good to do this, after all, it is we who offend first."
Hearing Brother Monkey say this, I also felt that it made sense, so after Senior Brother Sha said those words, I was very unconvinced, and said nonchalantly: Senior Brother Sha, you are really, how do you look like a woman's mother-in-law? You can't do things in the mud and water, that's not the way a manly man behaves! I said to Senior Brother Sha in the tone of an elder.
Senior Brother Sha seemed to understand some truth, so he stopped talking and began to think about it again.
The matter was settled, and we unanimously decided to slip away the next day when we went up the mountain to chop wood.
In the morning, the eldest sisters woke us up, and then ate some of the meals they had prepared, although not very rich, but still very delicious for the old pigs now.
On the way up the mountain, I shouted to the sister behind me: Good sister! Can you let the old pig rest for a while, I was so tired from climbing up and down yesterday that my old pig's bones are about to fall apart! Unexpectedly, the sister looked at me with a contemptuous look and said: You are still not a man? With this sentence, the old pig's self-esteem was immediately aroused. I raised my head and straightened my chest, and said: Who said that the old pig is not a man? After that, I strode forward, and finally surpassed Brother Monkey and Senior Brother Sha.
I originally wanted to jump forward, but the two sisters who walked in front didn't let me, saying that they were afraid that I would slip away, so I had to walk in front of Brother Monkey and Senior Brother Sha. Brother Monkey said: Nerd, are you nervous? Run so fast! I didn't speak, I kept thinking about the sister who hurt my self-esteem just now.
According to last night's plan, we worked very hard when chopping wood, and the axe in our hands made the tiger vigorous, and Ping Pong cut almost a load of firewood in a short time. Sure enough, the eldest sisters were very happy, and said to us with a smile: Your performance today is good, let's sit down and rest for a while!
It was in our arms, so everyone sat down to rest, and the eldest sisters were giggling and not knowing what to say not far away. Brother Monkey glanced at us and signaled that we could get started.
So I stood up and shouted to the sisters: Good sister, the old pig wants to shhhhh The women giggled for a while, and one of them said, "Go, go and come back quickly, or I will play the piano to you!" I said okay, and then I got into the tall grass of Qi Ren, and then trotted again, ran to an open place, and then waited for Brother Monkey and Senior Brother Sha.
According to our plan last night, Brother Monkey and Senior Brother Sha will also find a similar excuse to leave there, and then rush over to join me.
After a while, there was a squirting in the grass, and I poked in to see that it was Senior Brother Sha who came.
What about Brother Monkey? I asked Senior Brother Sha. The elder brother said that he was behind him, and he told us to go first.
Senior Brother Sha said. Brother Monkey has finally become a hero.
Just as we turned around and were about to continue running, we suddenly heard a buzzing sound, one after the other. I was excited, and hurriedly said to Senior Brother Sha: It's not good, it must be Brother Monkey who has suffered.
Senior Brother Sha also listened carefully sideways, and only after a while did he say thoughtfully: Well, it must be those women who found out that we had escaped, so they are threatening Brother Monkey at this time.
Let's go, go back and save Brother Monkey! I said to Senior Brother Sha. After that, he took the lead and turned around and ran back.
After a while, Senior Brother Sha also followed, as if he had something on his mind.
Second Senior Brother, in fact, we are not called "saving" Brother Monkey, but should be called "changing" Brother Monkey, because we are "sheep into the mouth of the tiger". Senior Brother Sha said.
Whatever! Let's stop Brother Monkey's headache first! I seem to be loyal and courageous.
Me, Brother Monkey, Senior Brother Sha, we are a trio, we can't miss any of them, if it's missing, it's three missing one, is there any energy?
I saw Brother Monkey from afar, he was rolling on the ground at this time, and there were two women standing beside him, playing the piano there!
Before he got close to me, he shouted: Hey! Good sister, don't play, aren't we all here?
Seeing me and Senior Brother Sha appear, one of the two women playing the piano immediately turned to face us, and then the buzzing and deafening noisy sound of the piano flew over one after another.
Immediately, my and Senior Brother Sha's heads also ached violently, and in the end, I really had no choice but to lie on the ground and roll over and over. Later, I shouted while rolling: Good sister, please stop playing the piano, can't the old pig chop wood for you? But they didn't pay attention to it, and they still did it.
After a long while, the buzzing sound of the piano finally stopped, and I, Brother Monkey and Senior Brother Sha climbed together with great difficulty, and I said: Brother Monkey, it seems that Senior Brother Sha is right, we should work hard. Brother Monkey didn't speak, just held his head with his hands and didn't move.
I think that Brother Monkey must have been scared of the master's hoop spell before, and it is estimated that the effect of this piano sound is similar to that of the hoop spell.
Just as we were muttering, a woman came up to us and said in a contemptuous tone: I really don't know how thick the sky is, and I dare to provoke our pipa five fairies! Say, do you dare to run away? Don't dare! Don't dare! We replied hurriedly.
The Five Pipa Fairies? It's a pretty nice name, but it's just that people are too fierce.
Just as Senior Brother Sha and I stood up and were about to continue chopping wood, Brother Monkey suddenly pounced on the woman who was playing the piano against him, and then threw her to the ground; After killing this one, Brother Monkey pounced on another target, and shouted at us while pounced: Why are you still stunned? Why don't you come and help? I and Senior Brother Sha were indeed stunned, and they really didn't expect Brother Monkey to launch a counterattack without any surprise.
Although we had already promised the women to help them chop wood, now that my brother was in trouble and had to help, Senior Brother Sha and I did not hesitate to rush towards the other three women, trying to snatch the pipa from their hands.
Unfortunately, just a step away from them, the humming sound of the piano suddenly came to mind, and I could feel it, this time more violently than the previous two times.
So, we rolled on the ground again in pain. Brother Monkey was not spared, and it seems that he is in more pain than the two of us. A woman spoke: It's really a guy who has been taught repeatedly, I wanted you to do some work, but I didn't expect you to be so rude, and now let you taste the power of our pipa five fairies "chaotic qin array"!
As soon as the words fell, the five women dispersed, surrounded us in a pentagonal shape, and then began to play the piano noisily, and violently for a while.
The "Ranqin Array" is really powerful, and the buzzing sound is like a sledgehammer constantly hitting our heads, and our heads seem to burst open at any time.
We started to cry for mercy again, but it didn't work, they turned a deaf ear and continued to play the piano as always.
It hurt so much that we jumped up and down for about half a minute, and the sound of the piano finally stopped, and the three of us fell to the ground with a "poof" almost at the same time. Because it hurt so much just now, I feel that I don't have any strength at all, and my whole body is soft.
I accidentally saw a person standing above our heads, and when I looked at it, it turned out to be one of the women holding a lute.
Still running away or not escaping? Then, a stern voice came.
Don't run away! Don't run away! This time, Brother Monkey also begged for mercy with us.
No way, just behave well, it's only a little over a day anyway.
When I woke up on the morning of the fourth day, I found that the lock on the door was gone. As soon as I opened the door, I saw an eldest sister standing outside the door, and before I could say "good morning", the woman spoke first: Hurry up and have breakfast, you can leave after eating!
Yes! I couldn't help but cheer when I heard the news.
After leaving the residence of the five fairies of Pipa, Brother Monkey said with emotion: Alas, I didn't expect that there are still people that my grandson can't deal with! Senior Brother Sha smiled and said that this is called "there are people outside the world", "one thing descends one thing"! I'm not right, this should be called the price! Senior Brother Sha said: Second Senior Brother, you must pay attention to politeness in the future, and you can't be reckless anymore; Fortunately, this time they only need us to chop wood and carry water, and next time if they encounter a ruthless one and kill us, it will be nonsense.
I said I know, can't I act with you in the future?