Chapter 53: The Princess of the Monsters
An Yueran put a robe as a cloak behind her, standing on the podium with an uncontrollable waist in one hand, the unique eldest lady's temperament was displayed at a glance, her appearance has not changed compared with reality, but today's An Yueran is wearing a pair of small pink glasses, her long pink hair is tied into a high ponytail, which looks intellectual and beautiful, and her slender legs are still wrapped in white stockings, just standing there casually shows a thrilling arc, I'm afraid that throughout Wu Ming's life, he has never seen a girl who is more suitable for white stockings than An Yueran.
Why is An Yueran here?
Wu Ming subconsciously lowered his head and hurriedly found a place to sit down, and a blonde girl wearing a white beret next to him moved her body to make way for Wu Ming, smiled at Wu Ming and nodded.
Wu Ming politely replied, and Yue Yunxi, who was dressed as a blonde man, leaned up and pulled Wu Ming's sleeve and whispered, "This young lady has real skills!" Three days ago, we landed in a haunted house, the house of the famous movie "The Grudge", and she drove away Gacoco in three strokes and five divided by two! ”
Wu Ming snorted a little unconvinced: "I'm afraid you haven't seen the true ability of being a teacher..."
"Sadako scurrying all over the ground?"
"Ahem, ahem... By the way, what is she doing now? What kind of supernatural lectures do you don't do with good tasks? ”
Yue Yunxi glanced at Wu Ming in surprise: "Master, how did you go through the mission?" Haven't you heard of borrowing? ”
"I've heard of castration, what the hell is borrowing?"
Yue Yunxi rolled his eyes: "Manpower is sometimes poor, no matter how powerful the player is, there will always be some shortcomings, these shortcomings will be used by the shameless system, specifically for the player's shortcomings to set tasks to create a mortal situation, only cooperation with people is the only way out, so players will always find ways to hold together, with the help of teammates to make up for their own shortcomings, so the reincarnation space has countless squad-based battle groups, but there are always some lone rangers who are too arrogant, or not used to teaming up with people, As a result, the smartest part of these players began to use their wisdom to make up for their shortcomings with the help of plot characters, which is the origin of the initial use of the game, and then gradually became popular, not only for the lone ranger, but also for many experienced teams. ”
Yue Yunxi organized the language and continued: "There are several advantages to taking advantage of the situation, one is to reduce the difficulty of the task, and the other is to get a lot of additional gains, the specific operation is to give favors like this, engage in spreading X sales, brainwashing or something, for example, if my mission in a certain martial arts world is to fight against all the sects of the Orthodox Church, then I should rely on the Demon Sect, intensify the contradiction between good and evil and then fish in troubled waters, and by the way, with the help of the Intelligence and High-end Combat Power of the Demon Sect to hunt and kill decent heroes, and maximize the benefits, You must not offend the whole world like a fool and be hunted down by a full screen, this is the so-called wise man's strategy! ”
"So hanging?!" Wu Ming suddenly remembered his first two tasks, he offended the six major factions in the Heaven and Dragon Slayer, and then he almost went to Mingjiao, and the Ghost Slayer Blade was chased and killed by the ghost killing team and the ghost two forces all over the world, if he had a heart and eye, what kind of plot and layout would he have gone to heaven a long time ago, but after a careful total, it seems that Xu Fang Leng's two bastards are desperately pushing themselves to the public enemy of the whole people by laying out this trick, no wonder they hit the wall everywhere, and this is the correct way for Lao Yin to operate.
Yue Yunxi nodded: "The punishment task is extremely difficult, the survival rate is extremely low, the reason why the system descends twenty players in batches is to prevent the players from uniting together and dispersing the power of the players. Although there are supernatural beings in this world, human beings still occupy the dominant position in society, as long as all human beings pay attention to it, we will definitely win! ”
"Listen to Inbras! I get it, and I'll do it in the future! ”
Yue Yunxi glanced at Wu Ming with disdain: "You forget it, you don't have enough pattern, your heart is small, the most important thing is that your charm is too low, your body is gloomy, two sentences can drive people crazy, if you don't owe you money, who is willing to cooperate with you?" ”
Wu Ming's eyes widened and wiped a handful of hair: "You see clearly, Lao Tzu is not handsome?" ”
"Not handsome."
"Then the master will kill you!" Wu Ming was unconvinced and picked up Yueyunxi's chin with his fingers, and learned from the domineering president in the idol drama and smiled faintly: "I don't want you to think, I want me to feel." ”
"Gross..."
The three of Long Tai, who were sitting in the next row, looked at Wu Ming and Yue Yunxi in horror.
"Big brother! Did you see that? Both of them..."
"Shhhh This world is too big for everyone, and we have to be tolerant, but it's really rare to be honest and upright..."
"Big brother, do you really think so? Actually, I'm right to you..."
Yue Yunxi hurriedly slapped Wu Ming's hand: "Okay, don't struggle, you're not handsome at all, even if you're handsome, you can't pick up this girl, this girl is only tempted by the cute little sister." ”
"Phew! You dead lily is not qualified to comment on Lao Tzu's handsome face. Wu Ming snorted angrily and turned his head to look at the girl sitting beside him: "Sister, I ask you a question very seriously." ”
The girl in the beret was slightly stunned and nodded politely: "You say." ”
"Am I handsome?"
The blonde girl covered her small mouth and blinked: "Sir, are you trying to tease me?" If so, I'm sorry, I have a boyfriend, and we're very affectionate," the girl winked with a grin, "Although you are quite to my liking, if you can show strong love for me, I can give you a chance to pursue me in the next life." ”
"Did you look at it?!" Wu Ming proudly turned his head to look at Yueyunxi, proudly as if his nose hair was about to pierce the ceiling.
Yue Yunxi rolled her eyes: "Don't you understand what people mean?" You want to chase me in the next life, but this young lady is so cute, like a porcelain doll! ”
Yue Yunxi pushed Wu Ming's face away, and pretended to smile slightly: "Miss, your eyes are very beautiful, as if there are hidden stars and a sea of stars, so I can get lost in them at a glance, I don't know if I can use my life to indulge in your eyes." ”
The blonde girl smiled meaningfully, and the next moment she stretched out her finger and pulled out her right eye directly and put it in Yueyunxi's palm: "If you like it, I'll give it to you." ”
"Wow!!"
Yueyunxi was so frightened that she jumped up directly, and Wu Ming saw the girl's sly smile and realized that the girl's right eye was a fake eye, so she was joking with Yueyunxi.
Wu Ming quickly looked at the one-eyed girl in front of him with the reincarnation ghost eye, this girl named Iwanaga Kotoko is not only fake in her right eye, her right leg is also a prosthetic, her attributes are mediocre and ordinary girls are no different, the race is also human, and the crutches at hand are nothing special, but Wu Ming's reincarnation ghost eyes can see that the girl's interest in herself is not fake, you must know that Wu Ming was born with ghosts, ordinary people can't avoid him when they see him, and for girls, the ghost aura on his body can make people menstruate irregularly, It stands to reason that a normal girl would never sit down next to her and get so close, this ordinary-looking girl is by no means ordinary!
The screams in the back row attracted the attention of An Yueran on the podium, An Yueran coughed heavily, his sharp eyes swept at Wu Ming and Yueyunxi, and after seeing Wu Ming's figure wearing a disaster elimination mask, he raised his eyebrows, tilted his head a little puzzled, and continued to speak: "In this way, there are ghosts in this world. ”
A reporter raised his hand: "Miss Linghu, ghosts only exist in legends, and your words are not convincing." ”
A fat man sitting in the front row stood up angrily: "If there are no ghosts in the world, what did the old man encounter three days ago?" If it weren't for Miss Linghu who saved me, I'm afraid I, Yoshio Shanda, would not have died to hold this lecture here! ”
The reporter sneered with his professional quality: "Maybe it's just hypnosis, or maybe it's business cooperation?" ”
Yoshio Shanda shouted angrily: "Enough! Are there fewer of these rumors these days? The old man is not the only one who has seen the ghosts! Miss Linghu is a master, so you'd better respect Miss Linghu. ”
"I only believe that seeing is believing."
An Yueran pushed his glasses: "What evidence do you want me to come up with?" Did you detain a ghost at the scene? ”
"That's the best."
"Good!"
Recited a few notes of unknown bytes in a low voice, and with a flick of his hand, a spirit rune appeared on An Yueran's fingertips, the spirit rune spontaneously combusted without fire, and a faint ghost cry sounded, and a gust of wind blew in the entire hall. Feeling the inexplicable coldness, everyone was on pins and needles, and some people couldn't help jumping up and exclaiming.
Wu Ming squinted his eyes and stared at An Yueran's movements, even if he didn't open the reincarnation ghost eye, he could see through the yin and yang with his cultivation, and the ghosts in the corner of the lobby couldn't help but slowly walk towards An Yueran, as if they were attracted by the fire talisman and lost their minds.
Sincere!
The crutches tapped lightly on the ground, and all the ghosts froze in unison after hearing the sound, and then quickly regained their clarity and hurriedly floated towards the wall.
Wu Ming glanced at the empty right eye of Kotoko Iwanaga beside him with some surprise, Kotoko Iwanaga turned her head sideways, blinked her eyes and smiled slightly, picked up the fake eye that fell on the table, blew it, and gently stuffed it back.
When the wind dissipated, the reporter immediately came to his senses: "What the hell is there?" It's all feudal superstition! ”
Wu Ming couldn't help but glance at the reporter, this guy is a Chinese person, and the words of this little sao are round.
An Yueran didn't find that Iwanaga Kotoko was secretly funny, frowned and looked around, and sprinkled paper money in the sky with a plain hand, and each of his hands was in the shape of a flower, and his vermilion lips were even more open, and he quickly shook his hand and flicked it lightly, and the spirit rune in his mouth flew up in the shape of a word with this breath and the spirit rune ejected, and the paper money in the sky rolled up with the three spirit runes to form a long snake, and the flames exploded into a long dragon of fire with teeth and claws circling around the field.
Everyone looked at the long dragon in mid-air and couldn't help but exclaim, the long dragon suddenly locked on Wu Ming's position and swooped down, Iwanaga Kotoko hurriedly pushed Wu Ming away, although his legs and feet were not smart, but his body was extremely agile, and he jumped to the gate while leaning back to avoid the long dragon, and raised his head with a face full of surprise.
"Are you really an Onmyoji? Damn it! Onmyoji should never appear in front of the world, you broke the contract! ”
An Yueran snorted coldly, grabbed the robe on his shoulder with one hand and jumped in front of Iwanaga Qinzi, Wu Ming couldn't help but secretly marvel in his eyes, just this body method, An Yueran's basic footwork is no less than the fourth level.
Iwanaga Kotoko raised her eyebrows, her crutches were heavy, and a faint singing sounded, and everyone present fell to the ground and fell asleep after hearing the strange singing, even Yueyunxi fell to the ground with her eyelids drooping, only Wu Ming, An Yueran, Tsuchima-san-chan and Sanjiyou withstood the hypnosis of the song, Sanji-you and An Yueran were because of the strong strength of their second-world players, Tuma-chan was because of their special existence, and Wu Ming was supported by the will of extreme value.
Wu Ming hurriedly mentioned Yueyunxi, and unceremoniously slapped her to wake her up: "Don't sleep, there's a good show to watch!" ”
Yueyunxi wiped her saliva and got up: "What's wrong, what's wrong?" ”
An Yueran crossed her hands and snapped her fingers at the same time, several spirit runes floated up on her side, and a pair of phoenix eyes stared at Iwanaga Kotoko: "Who are you?" ”
"Hello Miss Linghu," Iwanaga Kotoko lifted the hem of her skirt and saluted: "Iwanaga Kotoko, the wisdom princess of the lower monsters, since you are an onmyoji, you should know the treaty between the onmyoji and the demons, and the peculiarity should not be known to the world, you have violated the contract." ”
Yueyunxi snorted: "Demon princess? This young lady is a big boss?! Oh, my God! ”
An Yueran raised her eyebrows: "Onmyoji... Hey, the anomaly shouldn't be known to the world, should it? It's you demons who broke the contract first, how do you explain the supernatural events of the past few days? ”
"Those two female ghosts have nothing to do with us."
"Joke, I have eyes to distinguish clearly, what are those two not ghosts?"
"This matter is handled by our demon clan."
As soon as the words fell, the fire talisman floating beside An Yueran took off towards Iwanaga Kotoko, Iwanaga Kotoko hurriedly grabbed the door, and at the moment when Iwanaga Kotoko escaped, the ghost thing that had shrunk in the corner before seemed to have received some order, and rushed towards An Yueran one after another, blocking An Yueran's pursuit.
An Yueran flew a fire talisman to disperse a little ghost, and her eyes flashed and she shouted: "What are you waiting for?" Chase! ”
Mrs. Long was slightly stunned and hurriedly rushed to the gate, Yueyunxi and Wu Ming stood there stupidly and didn't react for a while, An Yueran and Tujian classmates resisted the ghost tide back to back, seeing Wu Ming and Yueyunxi motionless, An Yueran shouted angrily: "What are you cowardly?!" That's a boss! We have no room for reconciliation with them from the standpoint of humanity, as long as we solve all her tasks, we will be able to solve them! ”
At this moment, a huge white python with a spirit body of dozens of feet drilled out of the floor, opened its bloody mouth and bit An Yueran violently, An Yueran had one hand, and countless spirit runes were arranged into an enchantment to support the white python's big mouth, and the enchantment was instantly shattered, An Yueran couldn't help but take three steps back, and a drop of fragrant sweat dripped from his forehead.
Seeing this, Wu Ming hurriedly stepped forward, and the ghost hand was quickly put on and was about to release the big mouth of the reincarnation to meet the big snake, but the classmate of Tsuchima pounced and pushed Wu Ming away, and the general avoided the swallowing of the big snake.
An Yueran's fingers clicked three times, and countless spirit runes rolled out and pieced together into a big hand made of paper to push away the big snake, and then turned into fragments in the sky: "Hurry up!" You don't have the means to fight the supernatural, you can't deal with this big guy! ”
Wu Ming got up and snorted unconvinced: "Who said Lao Tzu..."
An Yueran lifted Wu Ming's collar, stared at Wu Ming's mask without question, and said loudly: "Don't be reckless if you are swept around the ground by a female ghost!" It's a man who does what he has to do! ”
Then he pushed Wu Ming violently, threw him into Yueyunxi's arms, and turned his head slightly: "Just leave it to me here, you guys go and chase that girl." ”
Yue Yunxi looked at the domineering An Yueran in a daze, covered her little red face and muttered, "Good A!" The young lady is so handsome! Cheap master, I fell in love with the little aunt, swollen, what should I do?! ”
Wu Ming held his breath and lifted Yueyunxi's back collar: "Then you will be obedient and obedient, go to the monster princess A!" ”
"Huh? Can this still be catched? ”
Wu Ming threw Yueyunxi at the floor-to-ceiling window: "Walk!" ”
"Hey! This is the 30th floor! Isn't it good to take the elevator?! ”
In Yueyunxi's screams, the windows shattered to the ground, and Wu Ming followed closely with Yueyunxi in free fall in the air: "It's faster like this!" ”
grabbed Yueyunxi's back collar, and the butcher hook shot out and smashed the window and hooked it on the wall, Wu Ming swung hard, dragged Yueyunxi and jumped down, stepping heavily on the asphalt road and stepping on a cobweb crack.
Raising his head and looking around at the messy road, the strange singing not only affected the hotel but also the surrounding area, people were all forced to fall asleep by the sudden singing, the road was full of staggered vehicles, and there was a large number of sleeping people on the sidewalk.
The glass door of the hotel was suddenly knocked open, and Iwanaga Kotoko rushed out riding a big dog with blue ghost fire all over his body, just in time to take a look at Wu Ming, and couldn't help but hide his mouth lightly: "Unknown gentleman, Kotoko has seen the love you expressed, it seems that we are destined to get married in the next life." ”
Wu Ming smiled: "My name is Wu Miao, the next life is too far, think about what is going on now?" ”
"No miserable? In our world, you can't use this name casually," Kotoko Iwanaga sneered, "Mr. with a big mouth, in fact, the next life is not far away." ”
As soon as the words fell, the white python's big mouth broke out of the ground and swallowed Wu Ming and Yueyunxi fiercely!