Chapter 177: Best Partner II
Chapter 177: Best Partner II
"Shiho?"
"Try it, it should be yours." For Du Kang's practice of calling himself by his first name, Shiho Miyano has long been used to it. As in his words, calling them by name is a sign of closeness, which is characteristic of their hometown.
"This is, kimono?" Du Kang took the furoshiki cloth handed over by Shiho Miyano, and when he opened it, he found what was suspected to be a kimono.
The reason why Du Kang was suspicious of the style of the clothes was not because he couldn't distinguish between kimono and hanfu.
In Du Kang's view, as long as you can hand over the right hand, they all belong to the Han costumes, or the pan-Han costumes. And the reason why I am skeptical in terms of language is because the clothes inside the furoshira look like men's ones in terms of color.
In Du Kang's impression, the word "kimono" can basically be equated with "cheongsam" and "nurse clothes", both of which are exclusive to women.
Kindness? Nurse outfit? The cheongsam is understandable, and the men wear it is called a robe or a long gown, which is the kind that Kong Yiji wears when he is drinking. When I was in the Republic of China, I would also wear a Western hat. And the nurse pretended to be a word. What about male nurses? Well, in fact, this is indeed exclusive to women, and male nurses generally wear white coats directly.
"Try it." In the spring, Shiho Miyano wore a long dark purple sweater with jeans underneath. The coat had just been taken off and hung on the hanger next to it, and the white coat was still hanging on the hanger.
"Now?" Du Kang asked.
"It's not that I haven't seen it, I gave you an electrocardiogram a few days ago, I'm not shy, what are you shy." Shiho Miyano said.
People who work in the medical profession see more nudity. And......
"The lower ones are also off?" Du Kang removed the stethoscope from his neck, threw it into the open drawer, and closed the drawer. Then take off your white coat and hang it on a hanger next to it. Because he was wearing a shirt with a magic button, Du Kang directly looked like a macho man tearing his clothes, and pulled it directly, even with the shirt tucked in his trousers, and pulled all the buttons open.
"No need. Are you trying to play hooligan? Shiho Miyano took off his white coat and checked the collar and cuffs to see if there was any pollution similar to white, "I remember that you can be shot if you play hooligans." ”
"Shiho, I've heard that you don't wear anything underneath an authentic kimono." Du Kang suddenly began to eat.
"That's a lady's. There is a crotch cloth underneath the man. "Miyano Shiho is still a Japanese after all, and of course he knows the customs of his own country," if you are interested, I can call them and ask them to send you one. ”
"You didn't fool me?" Du Kang imagined the picture of wearing a crotch cloth under a men's kimono, thinking about a good men's kimono, and suddenly a large bag bulged forward between his legs, which always felt very inconsistent.
"I remember that the crotch cloth was worn as a formal attire. You see all kinds of sacrifices and sacrifices, not all of them are a bunch of men who don't wear anything, and then they wrap a crotch cloth underneath, and then they go out with a torch. Du Kang reported his thoughts based on the information he knew.
"No road race. You're Japanese, I'm Japanese. Shiho Miyano said.
"If you don't mind, I can too." Du Kang thought of Wu Qingyuan and felt that he had also become Japanese, which was not a particularly difficult thing to accept.
"At least, children can get extra points in the college entrance examination, and there are no restrictions on the one-child policy." Du Kang carefully analyzed the real problems, and looked serious about teasing you.
"Then you can find that Maori Kogoro to get involved. Don't you like JK? Shiho Miyano said, "You haven't seen those parades dressed as emperors and queens. ”
The meaning of Miyano Shiho has been expressed very clearly, and the one you see wearing a crotch cloth is only wearing a crotch cloth. There are also some who wear crotch cloths, because they are also worn on the outside, so you can't see it.
It's like if you don't take off your coat, you never know if you're wearing normal clothes, or just one or a few strings, or nothing.
"Okay, okay, you're Japanese, you have the final say."
Du Kang stretched out his hand, grabbed the inside of the collar with one hand, lifted it slightly, then shook it open, and gently threw it into the air, inserting both arms into the cuffs. The ropes on the two garments are hanging down to the ground because of gravity.
Very skilled. It looks like it's been repeated many times.
"Yaga." Miyano Shiho scolded him next to him, "You think you're wearing a surgical gown." ”
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Looking at the wrapping cloth outside, I always feel a little used to it. Du Kang said this, enjoying Miyano Shiho's scolding, and took off the clothes that he wore on his arms.
Pulling the exposed cuffs back outside, Du Kang was wearing the same dress he had just dressed.
"Shiho, don't say it. I feel the neckline of the sweetheart collar of the handwashing clothes, which inexplicably matches the kimono. Although Du Kang was wearing this kimono naked, he immediately thought of hand washing clothes.
"By the way, this dress, it feels like something is wrong with the buttons." Du Kang tugged at the collars on both sides with both hands, pulled them to the opposite side, and then looked at the rope dripping from below.
"Hey, it feels a little short. Do you still have summer kimonos? Du Kang twisted his head, looked at his forearm leaking from the cuff after he tightened the neckline, and asked, "There are still men's mini kimonos?" ”
Although I don't know much about the style of kimono, I don't know much about women's kimonos, and I don't know if there is such a style as a mini kimono in the official kimono classification. However, this in no way delays Du Kang's use of the doctrine.
"You're wearing Haori, cloak, you know." Shiho Miyano said this, describing the object "Haori" in words that he thought Du Kang could understand.
"Perhaps, I should have asked for a deer hunting hat." Hearing the word cloak, Du Kang immediately thought of the trumpet deer hat that Belmodo gave to Conan on Moonshadow Island.
After all, in Du Kang's mind, the meaning of "cloak" is definitely the standard configuration of Sherlock Holmes, along with the deer hunting hat.
"Why don't you try the moon generation." Miyano Shiho seemed to have suddenly awakened something, his eyes lit up, and the blue light was moving, and he said, "Haven't you always wanted to try my ability to prepare skin, just operate on this head." ”
"Don't do it, I finally kept my hair back and got a month to replace it, it was enjoyable at the time, and if I go back to China in the future, I will have to shave it again." When Du Kang heard Shiho Miyano describe the word cloak, he knew that this so-called haori was worn outside. While taking off this haori, he picked up another pair of the furoshira, and chatted with Shiho Miyano about his idle days.
"By the way, the Haori you're talking about, isn't it the white thing that Kuchiki Hakuya wears?" Du Kang said.
"Yes, yes, that's it." Shiho Miyano sat on the chair next to him, in front of the supervisor, watching Du Kang try on clothes, and then picked up the Science magazine on the table and flipped through it. "Well, why don't you change the mark at the back to a diamond shape and then tattoo a rice character in the future."
"Mi Yao No. 6 Factory, well, yes." Du Kang changed the No. 6 Pharmaceutical Factory to the No. 6 Pharmaceutical Co., Ltd. in Yinhua City, Tokyo, and simplified it to the No. 6 Mi Pharmaceutical Factory.
"Why six?" Shiho Miyano asked.
"Six-six-six." Du Kang said in Chinese.
"Okay, homophonic game." For Chinese, although he doesn't know as much as Japanese that Du Kang knows, Miyano Shiho still learned from Du Kang about simple numbers, months, and weeks.
"Speaking of which, since you graduated, Professor Alex Leskeen has been relieved of a burden. You see, he's in Science again. Shiho Miyano grabbed the magazine and motioned for Du Kang to watch it.
"I've seen it a long time ago." Of course, Du Kang knew what Miyano Shiho signaled to be reading, after all, the magazine came to his own hands first, and then ran to Miyano Shiho's hands when he changed shifts.
"I think he's so productive now because he's digesting my ideas." Du Kang fumbled to put on his undergarment and began to put on the feather weaving.
Although I just said not to play hooligan, the kimono has a hakama, which means that the pants underneath are also together. Du Kang also put on the "hakama" that was obviously pronounced as "pants" but looked like a skirt, and took off the trousers he was wearing from inside.
"Someone who relies on acting to earn credits is so brazen." Shiho Miyano said so, and then said a very weird accent in Chinese, "Shameless." ”
"That's what I said, Du Kang, brazen."
"I think I'm wise." Du Kang is not ashamed, but proud.
"You're familiar with how to wear a kimono, Du Kang." The door was pushed open, and in came gin.
"Hey, it's rare for me and my family to be alone, so you can't look at the atmosphere." After Du Kang glanced at Gin, he turned to Shiho Miyano.
"Well, it's okay." Du Kang jumped and motioned for Miyano Shiho to comment, "It feels a bit like a robe and horse coat in the Republic of China." ”
"Not bad. If you can lose the fat on your stomach, you may be able to see your abs as well as when you first came to Japan. You don't have to ask me to pull an ECG for you. Shiho Miyano said.
"If you can give me a few more ECGs, it's worth sacrificing my abs." Du Kang said as if he had seen the endgame.
"You look like you're wearing a kimono." Gin continued the conversation earlier, apparently skeptical of the fact that Du Kang, who was born in China, should not have touched the kimono, but was proficient in wearing the kimono.
"When I was in high school, I was dragged by the martial arts team to perform tai chi. Then I made similar clothes to wear. Du Kang said.
"Do you know how to do kung fu?" Gin apparently discovered something that Du Kang's information did not have.
"It's a showmanship, and the people who watch it don't understand it anyway." Du Kang shrugged, "I remember a white crane with bright wings now." ”
After Du Kang finished speaking, his knees were slightly bent, his right foot was flat on the ground, his left heel was hanging in the air, and his left arm was stretched forward, and his right arm was stretched into the air.
"That's how it should be." Du Kang himself is not sure whether the action is standard.
"It looks like going to the toilet and squatting." Shiho Miyano accurately commented on Du Kang's imprecise movements.
"Seriously, I also think that the white crane has a beautiful name, but the movements are not very beautiful." Du Kang said.
"Tai Chi?" Gin looked questioning. Obviously, it's not asking what Tai Chi is.
"Well, I remembered. Gin, you put your hand out, well, just put it sideways. Du Kang said, squatting down with his legs outstretched, his right arm straight, palm up. Place the palm of the left palm down on the proximal end of the right wrist joint.
"It's called a bird's tail." Du Kang reached out and grabbed Gin's palm, then shifted his weight back and pulled it towards himself.
The cheeks of the two men met only ten centimeters.
Ten centimeters, it is very useful.
Neckline, ten centimeters
Skirt underneath, ten centimeters
Waist angle, ten centimeters
Just ten centimeters can allow men to cross the distance between reason and instinct.
The premise is that the target is a woman.
And not two men to each other.
Click~
A shutter sound simulating a DSLR sounded not far from the two men.
"Du Kang, at this time, I should say, 'Thank you for your hospitality'." Shiho Miyano said with a big smile.
The two hurriedly let go, and Du Kang put his hand in front of his nose, like a man who had gone to the toilet.
"Cut, a smell of gun oil. It's still my family's Shiho's hands are good, fragrant. Du Kang put on a look of disgust and avoided Gin.
"Just the smell of disinfectant water." Gin said this, and put his hands back in his coat and trouser pockets.
"Alright, take it, Gin." Shiho Miyano directs gin.
"Hey, don't scare me." Du Kang looked like I was so scared, playing with treasure.
"Let's go. John. Gin mimics Belmodo's tone of calling Dukang, and says so.
"Damn, stay away from me. I'm not British. Du Kang jumped to Shiho Miyano's side.
"I think you may have a little misunderstanding of the British." Miyano Shiho resolutely chose not to bear Du Kang's description of the British.
"It's okay, Shiho, there's nothing wrong with you liking men. Hey, Gin, if you like men, you go find someone else. ”
"The sissy only goes to find women, and real men are looking for men. Isn't that what you said? BL。 Gin said with his hands in his pockets.
"That's specifically for you." Du Kang said this in his heart.
"No, the sissy only went to the T-800, and people like me usually go to the T-X." Du Kang said.
In 2003, there was the third part of the Terminator, and there was also the T-X, a beautiful Terminator model. And now, the Chinese people have not been horrified by the word "atypical" or "atypical", and Gemini is still standing in New York. Whether it is Gin or Miyano Shiho, it is naturally impossible to know that Du Kang is actually still telling meat jokes.
"Is Cameron filming Terminator again?" When Shiho Miyano heard T-X, he immediately stood up.
"Although your major is like that, you still have some use." Miyano Shiho said this, obviously indicating that he still believed in the more reliable gossip in the entertainment industry that Du Kang came from time to time.
"I didn't know you liked John Connor so much. Is it because of me? As always, Du Kang said things that would not increase his favorability at all.
"If you can have a muscle burst like Schwarzenegger, maybe you can consider liking you." Shiho Miyano struck Du Kang with great precision.
"Oh, okay. Cameron should not direct Terminator 3, and it is estimated that the director will be changed at that time. Du Kang said.
"Really, fake." Regarding Du Kang's energy in the entertainment industry, Miyano Shiho is still relatively convinced, and of course Miyano Shiho will find it hard to believe this news.
"You say, how about I recommend Gin to play a new model of Terminator in the past. Long hair, looking like a sissy. But it's dangerous. Shiho, how's that, doesn't it feel like a terminator. The end always comes when you don't expect it. Du Kang said.
"Why don't you just find a woman." Looking at the gin of the Miss Japan beauty pageant, it obviously has its own aesthetics and insight.
"Good idea. For example, a female terminator drives a sports car, and then is stopped by a police car, and then when she finds out that it is a male police officer, she bulges her breasts. "Du Kang is completely spoiler, thinking about it later, when Gin went to watch Terminator 3, he found that the plot was as he said. What kind of expression Gin would have at that time, Du Kang felt excited when he thought about it.
"I remember that in your country, women are generally regarded as the last black cauldron to bring disaster to the country and the people." Although Gin is a literary and artistic youth, it doesn't mean that he doesn't understand economics.
Like the central bank, as the lender of last resort in times of economic crisis, Gin likens women to the position of the last black pot in the rise and fall of dynasties. It is full of sympathy for the historical injustice of women.
"If there really is a female terminator, it may not be the postponement of the judgment day, but the complete coming. The story of the Terminator, which began because of Sarah Connor, will eventually end with a female Terminator. Well, this kind of story structure in the style of wearing boots and hats is very much in line with the tradition of classical fiction in your country. Gin is obviously also a literary youth, and he has spoiled himself.
"Well, there are men and women, and the story of the Terminators can also begin." Du Kang clapped his hands and said this.
"Let's go." Gin said so.
…………
Leaving the room where Shiho Miyano was, the two men walked silently in the corridor that was quite technological.
"I remember it wasn't time to take the bill. Why, picking mushrooms so diligently. In the exclusive elevator, Du Kang asked.
"I'm not here for List. Your Excellency. Gin said.
The elevator descended slowly, and as the doors opened, a black Porsche with the door open stopped two meters from the door.
"Yo, Davarich." For vodka, a code name with a Russian style, Du Kang teased.
Dukang sat in the back seat of the Porsche, followed by the vodka and the back of the chair, Gin took his seat and closed the door.
The engine sounds, and the vehicle pulls out of the darkness and into a bizarre world.
"It's just a blind date, you don't need two escorts."
"Don't worry, it's not for you to do Escort Service." Gin knows Du Kang's jokes very well.
escort means escort, escort. Escort Service, on the other hand, can be translated as escort service.
"You seem to know what you're going to do." Gin said so.
"At least I know when I need a kimono." Du Kang replied, "Spring is coming, and it's ...... again."
"It's not going to be a political marriage. I don't think I'm at this level. Du Kang was joking, obviously also having a great interest in the object of the blind date.
This is the same as the fact that they are about to be born, and there are still many parents who want to know about boys and girls.
"If it's not for your kimono, you're a rookie who doesn't deserve me to protect you. It's for that bird. ”
Like the woman in Holmes's mouth. Both knew what the bird was.
At least, think you know.