Chapter 371: I Can Prove I'm a Man!

Evening.

Inside a supermarket in the Seventh School District.

Inoue Yinghua pushed the shopping cart and followed behind Saten Tears, smiling as he watched Saten Tears pick and choose, while trying to learn how to choose ingredients.

Zuo Tian chattered in tears, and said tirelessly, instilling Inoue Yinghua little by little what to pay attention to when buying vegetables.

For example, sprouted potatoes will be poisoned if eaten,

For example, the big beans are old,

For example, the blackened loin has been left for a while and is not fresh...... Wait a minute.

Gradually, the smile on Inoue's face froze.

He listened to these things, one head and two big, pushing the shopping cart with one hand, scratching his head frantically with the other, and his face was full of confused expressions.

"Hee-hee!"

Perhaps because of the embarrassment of Inoue Yinghua, Zuotian finally stopped in tears, put the onion in his hand into the shopping cart, looked at Inoue Yinghua with a smile and said:

"Humph! Deserve! Who made you do that to me last night! ”

"Huh......? I knew that the tears must have been deliberate......"

Seeing the happy look of Saten's tears, Inoue Yinghua's face was even more unsightly, with a face abandoned by the world, and complained weakly.

Green vegetables and meat or something, he has a big head when he sees it, not to mention let him calm down and think about what kind of food is delicious and can be eaten.

finally made up his mind to slowly get in touch with these things that disgusted him, but as soon as Zuotian Tears entered the vegetable sales area, he began to talk endlessly about words that seemed like a book to him, how could he still listen to them.

I endured all kinds of discomfort and stuffed the words that Satian tears said into my head, but I found that what Satian tears said became more and more difficult to understand, and I slowly felt that my head was getting bigger and bigger.

"So, if the tears are gone, let them go today, right? I don't want to touch this 'green' knowledge anymore! ”

"Hmm......"

Zuo Tian groaned in tears, as if he was really seriously considering this issue.

Inoue Yinghua couldn't help but get nervous, and waited anxiously for Saten Tears to make the final judgment on himself.

"Poof! Ha ha! All right...... It's a shame though, I haven't played enough...... However, since Yinghua sincerely requested, then Lord Tears will be merciful to let you go for the time being today! If there is a next time...... Hum! ”

"Hoo ......"

Hearing Zuotian's tears, Inoue Yinghua breathed a sigh of relief, with a flattering smile on his face, bared his teeth, and said shyly:

"Hey, hey! I knew the best tears! I will be honest in the future, and there will never be a next time! ”

Well, next time, I'll go straight to it, and I'll never be able to resist me anymore if you obey me......

"Huh? Yinghua! Are you thinking something bad? ”

Inoue Yinghua just flashed such a thought in his heart, and Zuo Tian's tears immediately seemed to be able to see through Inoue Yinghua's thoughts, and he turned his head suspiciously.

"No, no! Absolutely nothing! How can it be! How could I possibly think anything bad! Ah~~ That's right! If you're out of it, let's go back! ”

Inoue Yinghua broke out in a cold sweat, and pushed the shopping cart forward a few steps as he spoke, avoiding the oppressive gaze of Saten's tears.

"Humph! Bastard! ”

Zuotian scolded in tears, followed Inoue Yinghua's footsteps, reached out to hold Inoue Yinghua's arm, forcibly slowed him down, and then looked up at Inoue Yinghua with a smile.

"I will obediently listen to Yinghua in the future, so Yinghua should not always think about bullying me, okay?"

Inoue Yinghua's eyes lit up, and he subconsciously asked:

"Really?"

This sentence blurted out, and then Inoue Yinghua reacted and was trapped!

Finished! Isn't that good......

"Hehe......"

Zuo Tian tearfully squeezed out a formulaic smile without smiling, and then ......

"Ahh It hurts, it hurts! Spare your life, tears! ”

The arm, where it was held by Zuotian's tears, suddenly came from a sharp pain, and when he was caught off guard, Inoue Yinghua couldn't help but scream.

Suddenly, the crowd of shoppers in the supermarket cast disgusted glances at Inoue Yinghua, looking at a certain stupid person who quickly covered his mouth like a fool.

At this time, Zuotian Tears suddenly moved away from Inoue Yinghua, casually picked up something on the shelf, and pretended to be choosing something, not knowing the fool at all.

"It's too much...... Tears!! ”

Inoue Yinghua threw away the shopping cart, walked behind Saten Tears, wrapped his right hand around Sayten Tears' neck, put it on her other shoulder, lowered his head and looked directly into Sayten Tears' eyes dissatisfied.

"Huh? Yinghua wants to ......"

Zuotian Tears had a smile on his face again, and as he spoke, he stretched out his hand to Inoue Yinghua's arm on his shoulder: "Do it again??? ”

"Huh!"

After reflexively jumping away from the spot, Inoue Hideka looked at Saten with caution in case he tripped over the same brick twice.

"Haha! Well, no more fuss! ”

Seeing Inoue Yinghua's funny appearance, Zuo Tian smiled happily with tears, and then his face changed, and he said a little seriously:

"Speaking of which, I've always wanted to ask, Yinghua later ...... with arbitration No, what was said with the arbitration trial! Also, you really didn't beat him to death, did you? I can tell you, his family is one of the best groups in the whole world, and if Yinghua kills him, it will definitely not be easy in the future! And killing people or something, for us, is really still too far away! ”

"Hey......? Well, what would Tears do if I really became a murderer? ”

Inoue Hideka pretended not to care and asked a question he had always cared about.

He was curious to know what Saten Tears and Mikoto Misaka would think of him if he did kill someone.

Will it stay away from him?

Or do you report it to the relevant authorities?

Or ......

"Yinghua, are you questioning my feelings for you!"

Hearing this, Zuotian's face suddenly pulled down, and he asked unhappily, then turned his head and faced Inoue Yinghua, and said:

"I don't care about murderers or anything! Yinghua, listen to me, no matter what you become, whether you are hated by everyone, hunted down by the whole world, no one understands, but among these people, I will definitely not be included! No matter when, I will be by Yinghua's side, and follow you with a dead face! I don't care what you don't leave me, you won't give up, but I ...... Even if Yinghua wants to abandon me, I will absolutely, never leave Yinghua! ”

……

There was a sudden silence in my ears.

Inoue couldn't hear the special price information broadcast in the supermarket, couldn't hear the melodious music in the loudspeakers, and couldn't hear the noise of the crowd......

In my ears, there are only Satian tears, which are like an oath-like promise.

looked at the solemn Zuotian tears, and on her beautiful face, there was a firmness that could touch Inoue Yinghua's heart.

After a long while, finally coming back from the sluggishness, Inoue Hideka smiled and nodded Saten's forehead.

"Tears you ...... It turns out that the skin is so thick! But so do I! ”

"Huh? What?? ”

Saten's tears seemed to be still indulging in the state just now, and he looked at Inoue Yinghua who turned around and walked to the shopping cart after finishing speaking.

"W-What! What to say thick-skinned! Say whatever I say too! Yinghua you cheat! No way! Yinghua has to say the same thing to me! Ahhh I'm so disadvantaged by this, obviously people are girls! Why is this so, let me, as a girl, say it to Yinghua, a boy! Are you a man or not? There is no gentlemanly demeanor! ”

Zuotian, who reacted, shouted unwillingly, catching up with Inoue Yinghua, who was striding out of the shopping cart.

"Tears, what are you talking about! I said 10,000 sweet words to you yesterday, and you can blame me for falling asleep yourself? ”

In fact, there are not 10,000 sentences, but Inoue Yinghua knows that Zuotian is asleep with tears, and he doesn't know how many words he has said, so he said with peace of mind that he has said 10,000 sentences.

Of course, he also knew that this sentence could not stand scrutiny, so he decisively changed the topic at the moment, and continued to correct Zuotian's tears.

"And yes! I'm a man, of course I'm a man! If you don't believe it, I can prove it to you! ”

"Huh?? It's disgusting! In front of the public, Yinghua, is it really good for you to say such H? I'll sue you for sexual harassment! ”

"Tears are full of erotic thoughts, and the proof I said is to show you that I went to the hospital to check my chromosomes! Where did you think of it! ”

"Ahhh Bastard Yinghua! Don't think about eating tonight! Wow! By the way, you haven't told me the question I just asked! What the hell are you two bastards talking to me behind my back! ”

Walking out noisily all the way, Zuotian tears then remembered that the topic had long been crooked.

Obviously, at the beginning, she was asking Inoue Yinghua what he said to the arbitration trial, but somehow, the topic shifted to how to prove that Inoue Yinghua was a man.

The more I thought about it, the more angry I became, and without any emotion, Zuotian Tears used a low-pressing and killing move to deal with Inoue Yinghua - not allowed to eat!

"Oh buy karma! Don't tears! I'll die if I don't eat! I said, I said no! Actually, I just beat up the arbitration trial! I vented my anger that I was almost green, and I really didn't say anything~~"

"Huh? Is that really the case? Cut~~ I almost got bullied by that bastard, okay! It has nothing to do with Yinghua! Green or something...... Can you not put gold on your face! Shameless! Hum! ”