Chapter Seventy-Eight: My Family Has Poop
"What? I was in a hurry this morning and didn't have time to wash my face. ”
As soon as Chen Luo entered the door, he explained to Jiang Chi in embarrassment.
"Huh?"
Jiang Chi looked at Chen Luo like a second fool, but he didn't think that Chen Luo regarded him as a second fool.
There was a question he had to ask, and Jeshua couldn't persuade him!
"You... How do you put on makeup without washing your face?!! ”
Chen Luo: "..."
Co-author, you're ready to break the casserole and ask what the hell is it! Can't you give me someone Chen this little face? How embarrassing this is!
"Let's not talk about it, eh, didn't you say you bought a house? Tell me honestly, where did the money come from! ”
Chen Luo hurriedly changed the topic and asked Jiang Chi.
"It's none of your business."
Jiang Chi got up arrogantly and walked to his room, and after making a phone call to ask the clerk of the alien store to install it for him again, Jiang Chi directly carried the alien computer and left.
"What are you doing?"
Jiang Chi, who walked out of the door, suddenly turned around and asked Chen Luo.
"Walking..."
Chen Luo's tone was very unfirm.
"Oh... Don't follow me. ”
Jiang Chi walked to the side of the road and turned his head to look, but Chen Luo was still following him, and gave him a funny expression.
Who doesn't want to fight?
If you accidentally punch her, you should cry for a long time, right?
Jiang Chi thought maliciously, a lewd smile appeared on his face, and Chen Luozhi frowned.
Why do you look at me so obscenely? Does he want to...
"Shhh
The more Chen Luo thought about it, the more shocked she became.
Girls are outside, but you have to protect yourself!
"Look at what, look!"
Chen Luo suddenly yelled at Jiang Chi loudly, which scared Jiang Chi into a tremble.
"Will you die if you keep quiet?"
Jiang Chi plucked out his ears, turned around and waved to the passing taxi.
A couple of green taxis stopped in front of him, and Jiang Chi stepped into the back seat, about to close the door.
"Ah, wait."
Chen Luo wanted to come and open the car door.
"Huh? Want to take a car? No way! ”
Jiang Chi saw that Chen Luo wanted to come up, and wanted to close the car door.
And so an embarrassing scene happened.
On the side of the road, a green glowing taxi, a woman wanted to open the door outside the car, but a man in the car refused to open it, and pulled the car door tightly, and the two fell into a death-like dispute.
Finally, half a minute later, the taxi driver got impatient.
"I don't care what conflicts you have between the two of you, but can you not disturb my business."
The taxi driver is considered to be qualified, if he was an ordinary person, I am afraid that he would have scolded his mother a long time ago.
"I'm sorry, master."
Jiang Chi awkwardly gave up pulling the car door, and it was at this time that Chen Luo pulled the car door.
"Jiang Chi...! You bastard! ”
Chen Luo sat next to Jiang Chi and looked at Jiang Chi angrily.
"Uh... What to watch? I have hemorrhoids on my face??!! ”
Jiang Chi was panicked by Chen Luo's view, and was eager to find a topic to shift, after all, where is such an embarrassing thing.
He didn't want to go all the way with Chen Luo, a grumpy old woman, especially if Chen Luo might have to go to his house, it would be even more impossible.
"Humph!"
Chen Luo clasped his hands to his chest, shook his head, ignored Jiang Chi directly, did not answer Jiang Chi's words, and stared at the scenery along the way.
"Huh?"
Jiang Chi scratched his nose to hide his embarrassment at the moment.
There was no word all the way, only an atmosphere that was so embarrassing that the two of them didn't know what to say, and when they arrived at Guangguiyuan, Jiang Chi opened the car door and got out of the car after paying, without looking at Chen Luo with a face.
Take three steps and do two, and take one big step towards home.
Who knows, Chen Luo actually came over...
Jiang Chi looked confused, vaguely, he was a little... I want to turn around and give Chen Luo a feeling of jio!
What the hell is going on!
"You can't do that!"
Jiang Chi secretly reminded himself that he was really afraid that he would turn around and give Chen Luo a jio, so that he would be able to use the hospital's free WiFi for free.
walked to the elevator, Chen Luo still followed him.
Looks like it's going to look at my room.
Jiang Chi thought that the atmosphere between the two of them in the elevator was very awkward, so embarrassing that Jiang Chi felt that there was a crack on the ground now, and he could get into it.
When I finally got to the door of my house, I could enter with a key.
But Jiang Chi hesitated, turned around and glanced at Chen Luo, who was not hairy, and then looked at the house in front of him.
Still with trembling hands, he inserted the key and was about to open the door.
At this moment, Chen Luo suddenly spoke: "You didn't invite me in for a cup of coffee?" ”
"Uh..."
Jiang Chi paused, scratched his head, and replied to Chen Luo apologetically: "I don't have coffee at home." ”
Chen Luo: "..."
Do you think I'm really short of that cup of coffee? Don't I just want to go in and sit!
But she couldn't say it explicitly, which was very helpless.
So she turned to Jiang Chi and asked, "Then don't you invite me in for a glass of milk?" ”
"No milk."
"What about water? There should always be water! ”
Chen Luo's teeth clenched, looking at Jiang Chi's indifferent back.
"I'm sorry, no."
After Jiang Chi finished speaking, he thought to himself: "Do you still want to drink my water?" Don't want money to buy it? No way! ”
And Chen Luo was completely confused.
She said it so obviously, but Jiang Chi didn't seem to know.
Didn't she just want to go in and sit? The main thing is to see how the decoration of Jiangchi's new home is!
That's all!
Who knew that Jiang Chi's wave of straight man operations would make her speechless to refute.
"I'm thirsty, I'm hungry, what do you have to eat or drink at home? I'll go in and eat a little. ”
Chen Luo pretended to ask Jiang Chi casually.
If Jiang Chi said nothing, she swore that she would definitely clean up Jiang Chi today.
No matter how handsome he is, no matter how straight he is.
Sure enough, Jiang Chi finally didn't say anything about his family this time, he told the truth...
"I have at home, I came out to pull it, if you want to eat it, go and dig it yourself, I don't know if it's hot or not."
Chen Luo: "...!! ”
"Open the door."
Chen Luo suppressed his tone and said to Jiang Chi with an MMP smile on his face.
"What?"
Jiang Chi was stunned, this tone seemed to be a bit fierce.
"Open the door... Do you hear me (smile))"
"Why?"
Jiang Chi also wants to save a little man's face.
"Now, one last time! Open the door! ”
Chen Luo almost couldn't control himself from giving Jiang Chi a big nest of jio, but after thinking about it carefully, he still resisted his impulse.
"Okay sister."
Jiang Chi told himself that this is not cowardice, this is definitely not! This is the most basic respect that a good man has for a woman.
And Jiang Chi thinks he is a good man.
Ma opened the door for Chen Luo and asked Chen Luo to sit down.
Jiang Chi left suddenly, and came back after half a minute, looking at Chen Luo, who was sitting on the sofa with Erlang's legs crossed, without saying a word.
The water cup in Jiang Chi's hand was not calm.
It's dancing! It's shaking.
"Big brother, drink water."
Jiang Chi sincerely put the water in front of Chen Luo, and was about to explain to Chen Luo what was wrong with his attitude just now, when Chen Luo spoke.
"Didn't you just say that there is no water in your house?"