After reading this sentence, I almost squirted a mouthful of old blood on my mobile phone, and I was very confused by the beginning and end of the question. This is worth pondering, and generally speaking, the context of asking this kind of question must be that something has happened, or even someone has made such a request.

"I'm still a virgin, how do I know. What, your boyfriend brought it up? "By mentioning this, I can try to find out very important information.

Xie Liuying: "Do you see that I play games with you here every day, like I have a boyfriend?" ”

I breathed a sigh of relief, and although I knew that it was unlikely that she would have a boyfriend, it was always more reassuring to hear her say it herself.

Xie Liuying: "What does it have to do with whether you are a virgin or not?" Let's ask, do you want to? ”

Her logic is still so clear, but when a woman like Xie Liuying asks if you want to have sex, it's hard to know how to answer.

Me: "Uh...... Let's divide people, some people are definitely not that interested. ”

Xie Liuying: "I'm asking you. ”

It really doesn't give a respite at all. I really can't figure it out, in the middle of the night, she chased me for no reason and asked this question, what was the intention?

Me: "If the other person is good-looking, it must be a lie to say that he doesn't want it at all." ”

Xie Liuying: "Oh. ”

After a long time, I replied to such a word, and I felt as if I had disappointed her with my overly honest answer, and I had to find a way to try to make it up to me.

"But...... How so? Our high school biology teacher said that it is the instinct of male animals to seek out the opposite sex to reproduce more of their offspring, and mating with more of the opposite sex is the way to reproduce more efficiently, which is engraved in the genes. "I feel like I'm gradually taking the conversation in strange directions.

Xie Liuying: "And then? ”

Me: "But I think it's the animal nature of human beings, and human beings should have human nature in addition to animal nature. So it's one thing to think about it, it's another thing to be able to control yourself. People have to talk about feelings, and the friction of the body and the collision of the soul are still very different. ”

Xie Liuying: "Hey, it seems that it is not completely unreasonable for you to take this point. ”

"What's the matter with you? Why did you suddenly remember to ask this? "I couldn't contain my curiosity.

Xie Liuying: "Let's talk about this matter when we have a chance in the future." ”

Me: "You're a ...... After using others, I won't explain why. ”

Xie Liuying: "That's it, in order to thank you for your honesty, I will give you a special treatment." ”

Me: "What? ”

Xie Liuying: "If you decide to chase me one day, I can provide you with a progress bar, similar to the favorability system in the game, everything you do, I can tell you how much you add or subtract, and how much you can agree to be your girlfriend." Look at you like this, I guess you have to do this, and you know how to chase girls. ”

To tell you the truth, I really want to go next door to pick up Zheng Mingchuan now, and feed him a lot of dog food with the chat history of my mobile phone. And told him loudly: "The girl who doesn't have a progress bar above her head chases her with a hammer!" ”

Xie Liuying: "Why don't you speak?" Happiness came too suddenly? ”

"Ah...... This one...... I'm aiming for a professional player, so I don't have any plans to do that yet. After all, falling in love or something can affect the focus on the game. "Damn, what kind of nonsense am I talking about? However, these words have clearly passed through my hand, and I have to quickly find a way to save something. My hands were already shaking, and in order to pursue efficiency, I had to send a voice.

"That's it...... So what...... You get it anyway. I haven't slept for most of the night looking at your circle of friends, obviously with ulterior motives. ”

"No, I mean I'm very attentive to you."

Xie Liuying also sent a voice: "Seeing that you are nervous, I said, 'When did you decide to chase me', what does 'one day' mean that you don't understand?" Also, don't get too happy, I can tell you, don't think you're sure if you have a progress bar. You're good at games like "Book Titles", not GALGAME. ”

Alas, this woman...... She knows that I am not a game master Chen Liao, nor is I an enthusiastic citizen Mr. Chen, nor is it the Guo family nursing home who can only fight monsters and upgrade.

This time, no one cried, no one sued the teacher, and no one spread gossip. This is not simple ambiguity, let alone irresponsible flirtation. This is the most intimate kindness given to the introverted, inferiority complex and fear of the little fat man who is introverted, inferior and fearful when facing the opposite sex.

Day 2......

"Brother Chen, you seem to be in a good mood today." Zheng Mingchuan was used to the work schedule, so he got up very early, and when he saw that I also got up early to wash, he greeted me.

"Well, it's okay, I'm happy that you're here." I didn't tell him the real reason to maintain my far-sighted and unfeminine persona. Besides, if you really tell him the truth, I'm afraid that with his current state of mind, I'm afraid it's not going to collapse.

According to the plan, Zheng Mingchuan simply cleaned up and went to the place agreed with Yue Qian. I don't know if this "beautiful man's plan" can succeed, I can only take one step at a time.

Zheng Mingchuan and I turned on the location sharing function and voice call to make it easier to grasp their location and conversation information, of course, the microphone on my head was turned off, so as not to expose the fact that someone was eavesdropping.

The location agreed upon by the two was a local high-end Western restaurant, although as a professional player, Yue Qian's income was quite considerable, but in the past two years, with the decline in the popularity of the game, it must have been worse every year. At this time, inviting Zheng Mingchuan, a fan who only has one side, to go to such a high-end place is also a bloody investment.

Before leaving, I repeatedly told Zheng Mingchuan that he must pretend that he has never been to a high-end place and has never seen anything in the world. When the time comes, if you accidentally order an 82-year-old Coke, it will seem to be familiar, and it will inevitably make the other party suspicious.

I heard that the environment seemed to be quiet, and I looked at the location again, thinking that I had arrived at the place.

"Huh? You arrived early, didn't you? "There was a female voice on the other end of the phone, and I recognized it as Yue Qian's voice.

I could hear Zheng Mingchuan hurriedly stand up: "It's a bit flattering to have the opportunity to get close to the famous player, and I should have come early." ”

After a while, a waiter came to serve, and I heard that Zheng Mingchuan had the urge to say the French on the menu several times when ordering, but fortunately he held back. In the end, I ordered the meal in Chinese, and pretended that those "XX fragrant XX juice with XX meat" were very difficult for me.

"It's me who I'm sorry for Lin Xun." This was Yue Qian's first sentence after ordering.